You wake up and see this face , what do you do /tv/?
Try to hide my tiny boner. Being on Barsoom means being naked...
Masturbate
>>63427060
Ask her if I'm still in Arizona.
--in B4 Beavis and Butthead.
Shitty ass childrens movie desu, some manchild fag on /tv/ told me it was great.
Only nice thing was Caesar and Antony. And some PG waifus
>>63427060
>>63427060
cum
She is Wonder Woman material.
>>63427060
literally Megan Fox + Jennifer Lawrence
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>63427060
jump around and start raping bitches
what would /tv/ have named the movie other than John Carter
>>63427060
The beginning is a very delicate time.
>>63427606
John Carter Of Mars
Like it's fucking supposed to be
>>63427631
John Carter of Mars is still kind of a stupid name though
like who is John Carter, nobody's heard of him and nobody cares
It's like if Jurassic Park had been named Dennis Nedry's Jurassic Park
I'm kind of grateful that they at least tried to make the Mars movies happen even though they fucked up, like at least they tried
>>63427606
Warlord of Mars
the problem with doing the mars books as movies is we know what's on mars now and it's fucking nothing
they should just rewrite the books so they're on a planet in another galaxy or universe or some wacky shit, it doesn't matter what planet they're on
>>63427060
Ask her why she's wearing so much clothes
>>63427606
Cowboys and Aliens
>>63427060
This movie was the first movie that made me feel like I was inside the adventure since Indiana Jones or Jumanji.
Good thread OP, also check if I have my pants on first, and second tell her to not be tsundere plz
>>63427619
BRAVO.
>>63427679
That's the whole point man, an ordinary man in an extraordinary place.
>>63427060
benis in bagina :DDDD
>>63427060
Ask her where the fuck is my handsomeTaylor Kitschhusbando.
>>63428246
This, desu senpai
The world, the sound editing, etc
It's criminal that Disney screwed them out of a sequel through awful marketing.
Also, why couldn't the John Carter team have been given the reins to Star Wars?
>>63427060
TIME TO BREED
She got pretty heavy after the film, she was on an episode of Elementary and was kinda big.
high test i guess.
>>63430708
unfortunately i think john carter was her peak
>>63429996
>Also, why couldn't the John Carter team have been given the reins to Star Wars?
Because Disney wanted them gone and deliberately set them up to fail with John Carter.
>>63428012
breh
