"I am your Father"
What did he mean by this?
He is bigger and older, so he has more experience.
>>63422421
He is his father
Vader is the king of the daddies
He is Luke, except he's gone farther.
>>63422421
he is father from the edge of the gantry than Luke, and is reaching out to help pull him to safety
>>63422421
father's always have the high groundP O T T E R Y
He is Dark Lord of the Sith, a priest of the Jedi religion.
>>63422421
Luke's mom is a bit of a whore, and it's conceivable a total stranger could be his dad.
>>63422421
His meaning was to say that while Obi Wan was fighting a lizard in a mech suit riding a giant robotic hamster wheel on the back of a dinosaur, he was fucking Padme's brains out back at their luxury apartment overlooking the war torn Coruscant capital.
>always thought vader was black as a kid
>turns out hes white
sheeeit
>>63422479
Nothing could be my Father from the truth
that he's a priest.
darth is an ancient sith slang for padre/father.
>>63422421
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Parent
>I.M. your father
Luke is always away and never texts Vader. Star Wars takes place a long time ago so they still used AIM.
>>63422421
He means, "I fucked your mom"
>>63423718
Thanks for the laugh
