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https://youtu.be/eGoBTk4CRp4?t=7

>Han: "You might need this"
>Rey: "I think I can handle myself"
>Han: "That's why I'm giving it to you"

What did he mean by this?
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>>63420919
HEHE
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i think the device is a metaphor for parenting
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>>63420919
*sniff sniff*
do I smell a new meme?
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Ford looks like he got lost from his retirement home and wandered on set in every shot
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>>63420919
Han Solo is a firm believer in the 2nd space amendment.
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HOL UP HOL UP
A U.... DO U SAY WE ARE REALLY DOING DIIIIS?
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>>63420919
This movie is looking worse all the time.
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What did Booyega mean by this though?
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>>63420919

>Are we really doing this?!
>BBC hold on!

What did she mean by this?
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>>63421040
Here is chinas response anyways
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>>63420919

>THINK I can handle myself

Han realizes her overconfidence and forces her to take a blaster

jesus, it's like you're actually autistic
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>>63421040
> starwars superstar
> 11 retweets max
rofl
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>>63420919
Why is she saying no to a blaster? Is she going to fight the whole empire with female powers?
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THE LOOK IN HER EYES
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>>63421040

Ah yes. Looks like he knows his career will be over after Star Wars so he's trying to get "diversity casting" done for him.
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>>63421157
So strong.
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>>63421125
they're old tweets
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holy shit that cringe. seriously what were they thinking with this casting
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>>63421125
tbf it was a year ago
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>are you sure you're up for this?
>hell no

HELL CONFIRMED FOR STAR WARS UNIVERSE
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>>63420919
Her thick as fuck British accent distracts me every trailer I see her in
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He meant that she's good at fighting so she'd be well-suited to a blaster. Han and Leia are in the military.
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>>63421125
its his old tweetornet account before the star wars stuff
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>>63420919
holy fuck this looks bad hahaha
all the man children gen x fans are going to be furious that this is a movie for 10 year olds

poor harrisson, i hope they are paying him a lot. ill just go rewatch blade runner and fugitive
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>>63420919
Guys, I think I've solved it:

1) The blaster is a metaphor for Rey's "self".

2) She know she will be able to handle herself and is making that clear to Han.

3) Han therefore closes the exchange by giving the blaster to her, representing her new "self-possession".

Seriously it's really simple and clear, great dialogue.
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>>63421040

>im not having no permed 'fro!
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>>63421064
It seems that they will steal the millenium falcon, and by are we really doing this they are asking if they are really going to dodge the TIE hunters, because none of them have a clue hat should they do
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This looks insanely bad. Like actual trash tier.
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>I think I can handle myself. *smirk*

What did she mean by this?
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>>63421603
it's amazing how specific the Star Wars tone is.

like it instantly seems like a parody of itself with even a small error - and these are not small mistakes.

they are probably already banking on Hamill to save the next movie.
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honest question

is star trek worth watching or is it just a meme show thats not serious at all
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>>63420919
>he didn't reply with "trust me, you're gonna need it"

The dialogue in this film is doomed if they can't even come up with shit like that.
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>>63421774
This. Han would never be such a beta pussy. It's progressive Hollywood hackery.
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>>63421261
hell was confirmed in esb
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>hell no
doesn't seem something that would be in Star Wars
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>>63421778
this isn't even a "special" stormtrooper.

they just had a random stormtrooper do a "badass" move so Boyega could man up in response.

it's all so misjudged.
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>>63421864
nigs gunna nig
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>have 1 shot at making the movie of your dreams and childhood
>fuck it up miserably

Can he do anything right?
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>>63421774
it's more cliche'd but there's a reason cliche'd lines become cliche'd.

Cameron gets all kinds of flak for hacky dialogue but his lines always work in the context they appear and accomplish a purpose in the script.
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>>63421914
Help push mediocrity as something good
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>>63421743
So retarded to bring in these elderly actors, with ford especially, all it does is make you think ' he got old' He also doesn't seem to care at all, with his bruse willis style autopilot performance.

We have decades of garbage with the star wars name slapped on it, this seems to be no different.
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>>63420919
>"I think I can handle myself"
This is so much fucking movie dialogue, would anyone really say this when they're being handed a tool that could help them survive a hectic situation? No, no they wouldn't.
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>>63421914
how would /tv/ react if he committed suicide after starwars bombs
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>>63421942
Snek looks decent but Maz looks cancerous
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>>63420919

>Han: "And kid?"
>Rey: "Yeah?"
>Han: "Remember to shoot first."
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>>63421942
no
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To be honest I think Han would just sigh and let her do wathever
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>>63421914
It doesn't even lool like he knows what he's doing. No one on his set does, even if some things are competent. Jesus Christ, even Lucas is better than him.
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>>63421914
not that I sympathize with JJ at all, but it's possible that Disney execs were effectively directing a lot of the film.

like if Daisy's overall line delivery is as bad as what we've seen, the only explanation is Disney executives being autistically fixated on her - we know it wasn't Abrams because he had the male lead replaced with Boyega who seems very solid.
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>>63421942
>Snoke

Looks familliar
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>>63420919
Ridley is such a qt but It's a damn fucking shame about her bong accent
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>>63421987
I mean the dialogue was goofy at times in the OT as well, but these lines are just ass. Pointless trash so the 5 year olds can feel engaged in the narrative.
Chops down my hype...
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>>63421914
>Impying he ever gave a fuck about anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiKGmow15s0
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>>63421914
>disney buys the rights
>script wanted right away
>script wasn't even close to finishing when they started the filming
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I just realized the new Star Wars movies are like /tv/'s worst greentexts.
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Wait wait wait.

Why is she British?
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>>63422068

Oh god damn it
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>>63422082
>that roundtable

I never knew I wanted something so badly.
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>>63421973
I think Ford is really trying, and almost delivering, but "almost" isn't enough because the character has to be so alive, it's his defining feature. Like why would Han ever even give his blaster away? It's not a special blaster, it's the character that is special.
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>>63422092
Because it's not sci-fi, it's space fantasy and fantasy people, like Romans are all British.
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>>63422092
They're cheaper than American actors.
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Looks fine, kids will love it, normies will love it, you're all so jaded
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>>63421942
PLAGUEIS CONFIRMED
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>>63422009
this is actually better than the dialogue in the trailer I'm afraid, you need to lobotomize yourself more effectively.
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>>63422126
It all feels like a fanfic desu.
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>>63421914

JJ can only pander to nostalgia. From the desert planet, to recycling the death star with a new name and bigger, to bringing back the old cast. He is basically redoing Star Wars like he did with Star Trek: In To Darkness.

The movie will be a financial success, given the brand name and all the careful decisions they have taken with it. Plebs will love it, because it prays on what made the OT great. But it will feel shallow and like its not doing anything new.

Disney at this point is in it for the money. They've been slapping the Star Wars license from toys, tshirts to freaking apples. They don't care about Star Wars, they're just looking to milk the fuck out of it and have multiple films with spin-offs to make even more money, because they don't have enough with their MCU racking in the cash.
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>>63422133
Like star wars needs to hire cheap actors
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>>63422167
It kind of is if you think about it.
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>>63422009
10/10

please take all the money from my greasy burger palms, JJ
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>>63421751

the old series seems pretty bad tbqhf, I am going to watch the reboot flicks today
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>>63420919
>Inner core humanoids are literally the only ones who have the British accent
>This isn't some EU shit, literally every single British sounding cunt on screen has originated from an inner core planet. It's why most of the Imperial officers have one
>Rey is from some shitty desert planet on the outer rim and suddenly has one
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>>63422159
>hurr durr i get the joke
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>>63422092
some Disney exec saw a photo of her and literally went "this is the girl" like in Mulholland Drive.

JJ tried to get them to recast her but an evil cowboy gave him a talk about buggy riding at his ranch so he relented.
https://youtu.be/GekiIMh4ZkM
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>>63422159
No its not, its fucking retarded and appeals to redddit, maybe you should go there
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>>63422173
Dude, Star Wars is a kid's movie designed to appeal to plebs, not mid-20s autists who read the Han Solo trilogy.
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He means that's she's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man or some silly decrepit grandpa.
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>>63422009
>actually hear that shit in the cinema
>proceed to go blind and get brain hemorrhage from rolling eyes too hard
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Hihi, let's ride together Han :)
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>>63420919
>I think I can handle myself

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH

IS SHE GONNA DEFEAT THE EMPIRE WITH FEMINISM?

FUCKING KEK

/TV/ WILL BE PROVED RIGHT IN EVERYWAY BY THIS MOVIE

SJW WARS COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!!!!
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Can he save the film?
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>>63422241
>>63422231
>>63422280
you are overestimating Disney

they will attempt this kind of shitty reference but then also fuck it up, so it becomes more retarded than you can possibly imagine.
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>>63420919
>Rey: "I think I can handle myself"

Yet another line about how she's underestimated because she's a woman, because the SW galaxy is sexist and it's a constant struggle for her. So she presents a tough exterior to her new friends who she finds out along the way that they aren't like all the others.

So this is new to the story of how the SW galaxy functions in a sociopolitical way. We never knew or had any indication before that the galaxy was sexist and underestimated women. But now we do.

Bravo, JJ.
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>show my grandpa the star wars teaser
>he bursts out laughing the moment the nigger shows up

B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>63421914
>le painfully jewish director man
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>>63422359
Not even Oscar Isaac can carry this turd.
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>>63421942
>snoke sheev everyday
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>>63421064
she likes to hold the BBC
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gib me your money
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>>63422387
it's hilarious because Leia is literally a spy and military envoy in the first sequence of the first Star Wars film, and also fires back at Stormtroopers WITH A BLASTER without needing to be given it by anyone.

so they're trying to be feminist but actually doing it worse than the original film. you can't make this shit up.
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Ford looks like a shaking senile old man, rey trying hard to be hardcore because she's a women, and it looks like a lot of scenes were filmed for direct to TV shit.
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>>63420919
>sure you're up for this?
>HELLLLL NAHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGAAAAA
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>>63420919
it's about respecting her being an independent female who don't need no man's help
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>Episode 9
>Rey battling Kylo Ren
>"No man can defeat me in light saber combat!"
>"I am no man."
>Shoves her lightsaber through his mask and watches his body implode
>Women in the audience roar with applause and cheers and give a standing ovation in the theater.
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>>63422373
I have to think that Disney is more competent than this. They have billions of dollars. I guarantee you all of their dudes have like Harvard degrees. They're not this dumb.
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>>63422438
>social justice wars
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>>63422218
Epic exhibition of autism, my fellow anon.
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Please God allow this to kill star wars and finally bury this in the fucking grave
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>>63422173
>Disney's in it for the money

Artistic integrity really just means "I'm willing do to do shit for the money, but it has to be a lot of money." No one's really given a shit about the artistic value of star wars.
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>>63422018
>Jesus Christ, even Lucas is better than him.

As far as execution? No fucking way.

As far as portraying Star Wars without unintentionally parodying it, yes. He knows how to make it serious enough without being unbelievable fanfic shit. Yes even in the prequels. Sure they are bad but because of his lazy directing, not the substance of the movies.
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>>63422460
does he actually say that?
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ITT: every decision ever is about SJWs. Really need to let this obsession go, family members. Not everything is a symbol for feminism.
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>hell no
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They couldn't even keep their pandering and sexism agenda out of the trailers and tv spots. The movie's going to be overflowing with this shit.
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>>63422566
t. James Kuck III
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>>63422456
I fucking hate that over the top hurr im so tuff shit. It's cringe as fuck.
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>>63420919
She is just going to blow all guys and he is shocked by that.
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>>63422566
this doesn't work when the director himself admits to political agenda pushing
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>you will never get a trilogy that is about the rise and fall of Revan and Malak
>you will never see them rise up through the ranks as young jedi knights
>you will never see them lead the republic to victory while the Jedi council does nothing
>you will never see Revan and Malak become corrupted and fall to the dark side

Would have been a far better trilogy than the new one.
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>>63422614
It's retarded because that's how young adults actually act. It's like natural progression.

>hurr im so tuff
>get fucked up
>learn

It's just easy character development, faggots.
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>>63422566
Why the fuck would she turn down a gun when her weapon up until that point is a stick?

It's pandering and you know it.
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>>63421274
>thick as fuck British accent distracts me every trailer I see her in
Well good thing ep 4 didn't have any of that
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>>63421892
>implying this is just a normal grunt stormtrooper
>implying military personnel shouldn't have specialties
>shouldn't be trained
what do you think stormtroopers should be?
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great jewjew even put a pseudo big guy dialogue into his movies so his shills can turn it into a 4chan meme.
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>>63422434
>>63422434 >he's too poor to afford a movie ticket >not that anyone will go with him anyway >implying he's not going to download the torrent the minute it hits the shitty sites he actually has access too
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>>63420919

I was going to go see this. I had tickets and everything.

Managed to offload them.

I'll watch a torrent at some point but jesus fucking christ the hype is over.
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Han is supposed to be alive and happy despite being a scumbag, not a grumpy old grandpa (aka himself)
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>>63422641
I'm sure some of the casting is motivated by a political agenda, for sure. But I'm pretty sure this is just run of the mill dialogue any teenager might say. It's like "mom, I don't need a sweater!" See also >>63422674.
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>>63421040
Yeah fuck this guy, I had zero issues with him and even liked him a little until I saw this whiny bullshit
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>>63422538
>As far as portraying Star Wars without unintentionally parodying it, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmF900DHKk
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>>63421997
>how would /tv/ react if he committed suicide after starwars bombs
If he took Orci and Kurtzman with him, a national holiday
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>>63421157
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>63422474
>Women in the audience roar with applause and cheers and give a standing ovulation in the theater.

ftfy
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>>63422714
It's like he's not even trying.
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>>63422683
All of those accents were neutralised to a degree.

The fact that she's playing a scavenger from some nowhere planet and hasn't surpressed her accent at all is bad.

It's jarring as fuck. She sounds like she's straight out of Essex.
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>>63422673
why does he wear the mask?
seriously
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>>63422040
>we know it wasn't Abrams because he had the male lead replaced with Boyega who seems very solid.
Wait, really? Who was the original male lead?
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>>63421743
Hearing "Hell No!" and the comical "ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS?! XD" upset me. It is starting to look like another Jurassic World disaster. Nothing but cheap laughs and fan service
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>>63422770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qrxL8oGbE
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>>63420919
>https://youtu.be/eGoBTk4CRp4?t=7
So much wrong with taht trailer but I can't help but be excited. Maybe it'll be like episode I and maybe it won't. I see problems, but man, I can't wait.
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>>63422697
Nice greentexting faggot.

First day here?
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>>63422793
Because it is cool. Literally the reason for 90% of masked characters doing so.
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>>63422785
The more they do this, the deader they are outside the island they should never leave.
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>>63422799
Jesse Plemons. And we all know he was a better fit.
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>>63422566
Seriously, the line in OP isn't even SJW. She's being a cocky bitch and Han is like "Fuck off take the gun and shoot people". Fucking hell fuck gamergate for making everyone scared of a boogeyman. Can't have a black man and white woman star in a show without people interpreting it as politcal ahhh shut the fuck up
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>>63422799
some white dude. you can probably google it.

also Plemons from Fargo/BB was in the running at one point, but it was someone else.
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He's literally missing his jaw, sorry for the tiny pic.
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>>63420919
it's his way of saying "shut the fuck up cunt, unlike you I actually know what the fuck im talking about now move it and don't forget to put mayo in the sandwich!"
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>>63422673
>implying Revan fell
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>>63422815
> I forgot to hate Jimmy Fallon today

you do the important things, Anon
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>>63422816
it won't be like Episode I, but I'm basically certain it won't be satisfying either.
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>>63422851
So it wasn't Plemons like the anon above you said?
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>>63422133
Are you serious? Life is more expensive in the UK and the US has thousands of wannabes that'd do Star Wars for fucking peanuts.

And before you whine about me lying here's the fucking proof http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/rankings_by_country.jsp
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>>63422832
no one gets Hollywood film roles for having an Essex accent. it's literally not what people think a British accent sounds like.
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>>63422849
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>>63422673
GODDAMN IT WHY IS KOTOR 1&2 SO FUCKING BASED
EVEN THE OT IS ALMOST SHITTY BY COMPARISON
FUCK
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>>63422910
there were two white guys in the running, the one who *wasn't* Plemons was cast by Disney before JJ signed on IIRC. I haven't been following it all that closely.
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>>63422849
>as politcal ahhh
Fuck off Tarantino this is a no farting zone
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>>63422740
Jar Jar is completely believable in the universe though
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>>63420919
A BLACK STOMTROOPAH?
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>>63422952
Delete this.
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>>63420919
ISHYGDDT
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>OY MATE BEAH BEAH AIGHT YOU GOTTA GET THE BLIMEY FUG OUT OF HER BEFORE I SLIMEY WIMEY YOUR TIMEY BIMEY PRAISE THE QUEEN

What did she mean by this fellow britbongs?
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>Hele Know

Who is this guy? why does Finn shout his name?
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>>63423039
You forgot

>*smiles showing all 60 teeth*
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>>63422477
Walt, plz go
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>>63422994
Is he? Can you imagine him in A New Hope? Can you see his character, his dialogue, his mannerisms fitting into that world? The only thing Star Wars about Jar-Jar is the design.
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>>63422952
>implying redditors aren't moron SJW paranoiacs just like you
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>>63422755
Kek
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>>63422815
>D-Did you get emotional when you put the Han Solo outfit back on?
>No I got paid.
Based.
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Han doesn't take her seriously. He's even directly insulting Rey's confidence in herself. Hell - even if he was saying it straight, he wants her to have his back. Is this what the fucking American education system does to people?
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HE'S A NIGGER
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>finn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E

bravo
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How many trailers are they going to release?
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>>63421942
What is this from?
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>>63421040

The Biblical one is right however. I appreciate realism in movies.
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>>63421914
dude didn't actually do anything of significance

who's talking about lost these days? it was just a meme show
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>>63422359

He can save my dick, if you know what I mean.
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>>63423433
He barely even put any input into it, even officially. I don't know where that meme came from.
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>>63422009
if star wars stays true to itself it will have this motto:
>don't make pop references in your movies,
>be the movie that pop references come from
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>>63423349
it's crazy man, they went to such an extent to keep everything under wraps and the three teasers perfectly conveyed the tone of the movie and teased just enough to get everyone excited
then Disney remember they're selling toys so they pump out a new trailer every day
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>>63423433
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>>63422092
Bodega is British as well but nobody questions that
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>>63422815
God even senile, Harrison Ford is awesome.
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>>63422359
It seems like he's shaping up to be even less of a character than the old people.

Which is a shame, because having a rebel commander instead of bunch of fish out of water people would be more interesting.
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>>63420919
Classic Han banter.
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>>63421914
Make cutesy sci-fi movies maybe

We're just getting another Star Trek film with a Star Wars skin and John Williams score.
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>>63420919
P O T T E R Y
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>>63423293
finn, short for finna
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>>63423744
Everyone complained his Star Trek films were too much like Star Wars. You fucking twits can't even find consistency in why you hate this shit.
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>>63421040

>Muh multiculturalism

Go to hell we have enough of this crap, don't bring LOTR into this.
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>>63423794
>if I lie to people about what they didn't say they'll believe me
This is a new era of shitposting.
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>>63422673
desu the whole Malak/Revan thing wasn't too good, as it was too close to the six films already

however, Revan/Outsider...
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>>63423821
Your whole life is a shitpost.
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>>63422747
>>how would /tv/ react if he committed suicide after starwars bombs

Not mathematically possible. It has already pretty much smashed opening week sales and earned at least $210-$220 million in theaters and IMAX domestically through presales alone. It is playing on more screens than Jurassic world and most seats were already sold out in November. The international market will bring hundreds of millions more i nit's first week.

TV rights and other secondary markets like streaming services have also already been sold (stars has the 2016 rights in America, and Netflix has force awakens for Canada).

Most important of all is the merchandise. Waves of merchandise have also already sold out, restocked, and sold out again. They hit their first $1 billion in merchandise sales the weekend the toys went on sale. Disney is estimating about $5 billion in merchandise in it's first year.

tl;dr

Over a month before it's release the film had already brought in over $1.5 billion for Disney. It is a massive hit regardless of what happens next.
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She's trying to be stronk womyn who needs no man, but is put back at her place.
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>>63421040
Multiculturalism makes the films more interesting.

What would people prefer: An all White cast or a cast with diversity? Obviously, people would prefer the diverse cast as it makes the storyline more interesting.
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>>63423837
>bb8 hold on!!!!!!
THE FUCK
telling a ball droid how spinning is a good trick,
caring about a droid upright state in a ship fight

also doesnt the falcon have artificial gravity shouldnt they not feel that shit
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>>63423990
Because of space magic you autistic fuck head.
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OT
>let's create a movie inspired by the old SF classics but make it unique by cleverly mixing all the ideas
PT
>I have no idea what made previous movies good and I have no idea how to make a good action SF movie, have some poetry
NT
>guys, look, it's just like Star Wars, that thing you saw a loong time ago. It resembles old trilogy down to the script. guis it's Star Wars, I swear. it's just like watching old trilogy with difrent actor. plz go see my movie, it's just like OT
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>>63421040
>niggers welcome anywhere but American TV and movies
nigger is obviously living in his own world.
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>>63422507
>"LOL, HE ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO THE LORE! WHAT A FUCKING NERD!"
>"REAL STAR WARS FANS THROW UP A SELFIE ON INSTAGRAM OF THEMSELVES IN A DARTH VADER SHIRT, WITH "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"!!!"

You are the lowest form of Star Wars fan there is.
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>>63424048
The probably won't take any risk until the next one. I assume VIII will be fresh as fuck compared to what Jew Jew produces.
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>>63424088
Poor Kenny.
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>>63421942
>Maz Kanata has the Mandalorian symbol by their name

What could it mean?
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>>63424118
That she's an outlaw. Also, that image fake as fuck.
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>>63423017
underrated post. Is this the beginning of Daisy ISHYGDDT posting?
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>>63423981
As long as the negro is being cast as the lackey and the jew as the jewing merchant and the white guy (with his asian best budy) as the hero who gets the white girl I have absolutely no problem with a diverse multiculti cast.
It's when sjw PC lgbt and all kinds of degenerate fuckbrains start to change the roles is when I lose interest.
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>>63424107
>it's the better and darker of the three
>it's darker and much more mature than the last two movies

just pre-order your tickets for the next five films now why don't you
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I'm a jaded fuck with most things but this really just looks bad

like that trailer man, that looks like a fan trailer you'd see on youtube four years ago. complete with the stereotypical ebin voice over
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>>63424107
Yeah, Rian'll probably do some weird shit that'll be awful but at least it'll be different.
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>>63424189
Why can't a black female be a hero?

Is there something about possessing black skin that precludes someone from acting heroic?
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>>63424295
Yes. Blacks are morally corrupt by nature and will be evil if not acting under someone else
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>>63424203
Honestly should considering I'll be happy if they're good or even more happy if they're terrible. Mediocre is the worst thing that could happen here.
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>>63421778
What a good trick!
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>>63424118

>What could it mean?

Faction symbol. I have seen other star wars publications use the Mandalorian symbol as a generic icon for all space pirates, mercenaries, and hostile aliens.

It is the "Scum and villainy faction" and you see it used in card games and other Lucas publications. It doesn't necessarily mean Mandalorian.
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>>63424328
I personally find shitposting much more enjoyable if I didn't give the filmmakers any money to make something I have to personally work to make entertaining.
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>>63422673
You actually make a good point. They are removing the "episode" subtext from the new movies anyway, and ROTJ wrapped up the series nicely.

Just name the movies "Star Wars: Old Republic", "Star Wars: Republic at War" and "Star Wars: Fallen Republic". Same as naming them Force Awakens and shit, the casuals who go to see these movies won't know the difference anyway.

>All those Instagram Star Wars fans who will be asking "Is Revan Darth Vader?"
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>>63424295
>blacks
>being heroes
>black female
>not being a rage-roid female baboon ready to rip even Jamal's head off
that's why even niggers dislike their own women and go for white trash whores. They are mental, unpredictable forces of nature.
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>>63423981
In what way does someone's skin color being a darker shade innately make a /storyline/ more interesting?

Unless of course you are a racist and absolutely must have x amount of black people in important roles before you pay to see a film.
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>>63421942
>>63421942
>>63421942
>>63421942
>>63421942
THIS IS FAN ART OF SNOKE
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>>63423744
Fuck I hate that shot so much. It just stinks of "LOOK AT THIS NEW FILM TECHNIQUE!" while adding nothing to the film.

The literal "New Coke Original" of the film world.
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>>63422673
Revan is not that interesting. He had a cool mask and was in a decent RPG. Stop sucking his dick so much.
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>>63422218
Retroactive EU shit is not canon, autismanon.
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>>63424530
You should've let it spread, retard.
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>>63423981
>An all White cast or a cast with diversity?

That is what the aliens in the Cantina were for.

It may have lost it's impact now, but in the 1970s the cantina scene in starwars was a massive cultural phenomenon. It blew peoples fucking minds and caused almost as much media buzz as the lightsabers and X-wings did. If you read film reviews from the 1970s much of the buzz involved the diverse cast of aliens and the music they played.

Younger star wars fans were often not aware of just how much of a pop culture phenomenon the band was. When people under 30 hear the words "star wars music" they think of the imperial march or the main theme. When older people think of it that cantina song starts playing in their head.

tl;dr

Star wars always had diversity, but it was genuine. Blue people and red people and walrus face and the "He doesn't like you!" guy. It was not "proud strong woman who don't need no man!"
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>>63422092
Both Obi-wan were british

fucking imperialist white cis man are problematic [insert ebonic funny word]
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>>63424673
I bet you think there's not enough lens flare in Abrams' Star Trek
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>>63423554
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>Han: "You might need this"
>Rey: "I think I can handle myself"
>Han: "Part time"

What did he mean by this?
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