Seriously, what the fuck is Tim's problem?
>>63415023
he's a stupid liberal
>>63415023
Irrelevant? Forgotten? Never was? Take your pick.
>>63415023
that was when twitter still thought they were white
He's an atheist.
That's how most atheists act. When you don't have the Lord as your guide, you tend to base most of your opinions off irrational emotions, and so you generally end up being an angrier, more irritable person.
>>63415070
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
In terms of popularity he's the top alternative comedian up there with Louis CK and David Cross.
Tim & Eric has completely raped the 2010's virally and he's made much more than just that to show for.
>>63415023
he uses twitter, that's his problem
Non God-fearing men are literally the bottom of the totem pole.
Conservatives prefer to issue prayers rather than doing anything about U.S. gun violence. Hence Tim's tweet.
>>63415141
>>63415122
>He's an atheist.
Proof?
>>63415174
>Implying you can't do both.
>Implying only conservatives offer prayers of condolence
Angry, edgy, child.
>>63415132
Hows it going tim?
>>63415214
>Implying you can't do both.
They haven't done anything at all, never have
>>63415174
>conservatives show their condolences
>liberals passive-aggressively nag
>>63415181
most comedians are atheist
>>63415250
>They
Again with the anger and the edginess.
probably drunk and tried to go for shock value
>>63415175
Does Tim own all of Abso Lutely Productions? How could he be so much richer than Eric?
>>63415226
>>63415023
It's a fake tweet.
Moron.
>>63415259
Still no proof. And no they're not. Only an outspoken few.
A bit too edgy but I guess I can see Tim's point where politicians offer meaningless condolences in response to tragedy just to score brownie points
>>63415290
https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/672160610600153089
Not fake.
He's an immature dick.
>>63415122
GR8 B8 M8 8/8
>>63415290
no its not
>>63415298
which ones are openly religious?
>>63415320
>he shitposted on /tv/ one month ago
>>63415312
That's not what most of them are doing. Most of them are offering condolences in the form of prayer, and this includes people who support gun control.
You high school kids are fucking retards.
>>63415023
Pshh....nothin personnel kid
>>63415361
>Shit
Judging by all the material he has written in the course of his career, shit is a popular subject with Tim Heidecker.
I wonder why he's so preoccupied with feces?
TV is so contrarian people would rather pretend to believe in God than acknowledge that fedoras mighy be edgy but at least they right.
Tim is gay for his own father.
Let that sink in for a minute. That shirtless man in the ABSO LUTELY bump is his dad.
His material constantly dwells on sick, dad / son shit. And literal human shit, which he's obsessed with.
Don't tell me he's married. That means nothing in Hollywood.
>>63415365
im against gun control
If youre religious prayer can have meaning to you but to anyone outside its like 'hey lets wish really hard'
>>63415122
But he supports Islam and shuns people who claim terrorists attacks are a result of "radical Islam"
It's sad he's such a SJW now.
Did he means the prayers by the shooters towards the Satanic Capital of Mecca?
>>63415424
thought it was Eric's dad
DUDE GOD ISNT REAL LMAO
Degenerates
>>63415428
Prayer is more than wishing. You have a limited understanding of life. Most religious folks pray before they act. It's used like meditation to prepare their minds to make important decisions or to take action.
>>63415361
>>63415424
I think he's just a crazed sociopath who hates most people. Wasn't he prom king in his high school, I think he's just good at manipulating people into being his friend and making people hate him as well, which works great in hollywood
>>63415266
no thats all of that decker and dekkar money tim has pouring in.
He's just going along with the other liberals that were bashing GOP candidates for offering prayers and condolences for the San Bernardino victims. I wish I was making this up.
>>63415424
sounds like you habe daddy issues yourself. go suck a strangers dick on cl see if that helps.
>>63415466
Who are you telling me I have a limited understanding of life? You're posting a chinese cartoon board too. I have plenty or religious friends and exposure to religion.
Like I said it has value to people with faith but to anyone else its a meaningless gesture.
Like if there was a drought and people's idea of helping was doing a rain dance. They mean well but its not going to cause any fucking rain
>>63415522
Prayer is meaningless. It doesn't help anyone. Placebo effect.
Nothing wrong with that tweet.
>>63415466
>It's used like meditation to prepare their minds to make important decisions or to take action
#prayforparis
So what action do you think Ted Cruz will take?
>'i pooped my pants xD'
>do some borderline gay shit to your costar and pretend to fuck them
>look into camera with epic expression while it zooms in
>make weird autistic noises for 5 minutes straight
What a bunch of dumb edgy 2deep4u shlock. Only normies like this shit because its so "le randumb XD" and they think if they like it they will fit in.
>>63415695
>they think if they like it they will fit in
wat do you mean
>>63415475
That guy revealed he wasn't Tim, really cringe worthy. He's a mod on the Reddit board.
>>63415475
hahahahaha oh wow
>>63415023
>>63415055
>>63415023
He's not a gregghead
>>63415055
dude american dad is an old boy
>>63415023
He strikes me as the kind of guy who will die alone and depressed in his apartment and lie in a pile of his own shit and piss for a week, rotting, before his neighbor notices the smell and calls someone.
>>63415353
That tweet is enclosed in at least 5 layers of irony.
>>63415695
Sry m8 tim is gr8 no matter what you say
>>63415695
What comedy do you find funny?
are christians the easiest people to trigger?
>>63415500
the dekkar album is not out yet.
>>63415779
Based Tim.
>>63415796
sure thats not you?
>>63415487
>>63415804
>>63415695
says the guy who posts le epic reaction face
>>63415055
so just a liberal?
>>63415604
wrong, it's the oldest form of meme magic
>>63415604
placebos help people though.
>>63415487
nah he's just slightly sociopathic. If you've seen The Comedy, that's pretty much how he is most of the time. He seems generally bored with normal modes of communication and relationships. Everything is a joke to him.
>>63415023
>>63415023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPDcaiYHZ8#
Who /gregg/ here?
>>63415695
>implying it was remotely borderline
>>63415885
All of those people in that picture are fucking retarded, true, but spamming shit like this all the time makes you almost as bad as them.
>>63415885
DUDE CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE CONTRARIAN 4CHAN LMAO
>>63415779
Holy shit he is naive as all fuck. Good thing i dont let celebrity political opinions bother me
>>63415847
>>63416082
DUDE I'M A SOCIOPATHIC ATHIESTIC COMMIE XD
>>63415779
I demand the right to own guns. After seeing the riots in Baltimore and Ferguson it has become clear the the government won't do anything to protect innocent citizens.
Well I refuse to be a victim. Anyone coming to burn my property is dying in a hail of hot lead. Straight up.
>>63416091
He's joking you autist couldn't you tell from "religion of peace"
>>63416111
DUDE I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF DUDE LMFAO :^)
>>63416099
>>63416082
>>63416111
DUDE CAPITALIZATION AND OVER SIMPLIFYING IDEAS ROFL!!!
>>63416082
I don't consider myself religious in any way shape or form but only an edgy 13 year old faggot would post something like "Fuck your prayers" on their twitter.
>>63415779
>if you ban guns terrorists have no choice but to follow the rules
retard detected
>>63416162
Read the whole thing jesus
>>63416162
>taking a long paragraph dripping with sarcasm written by a famous satire comedian seriously
Holy fucking shit dude.
>retard detected
>>63415885
>idiot liberals
>>63415818
I'm agnostic and pretty triggered. When people mean well, don't go shitting down their throats like a feral moron for no reasons at all.
>>63415023
One of them is he isn't funny im sure they're many more.
>>63416037
maskedsjw.jpg
>>63415023
He's being a bit harsh and very blunt, but in essence I agree. Rather than looking for reasonable answers like doing something about the gun problem, they just pray like it really matters some how and keep fooling people to think they're actual caring human beings.
>>63415818
No people from 4 chan are.
People understand that offering prayers is just another way to give condolences right
He isn't seriously getting mad at someone essentially saying "I'm sorry for your loss" right
>>63416156
Is it really that much more childish than asking people to pray for shit? I'm not disagreeing with you. I don't believe in anything, but I hate the card-carrying, lip smacking, want to argue at any chance capital "A" Atheists. Still, at this point, it's pretty retarded to asks for prayer.
>>63416318
no, he's just pretending to do that to attention whore on Twitter. it's perfectly acceptable, and, in fact, admirable behavior.
>>63415779
>>63415779
Is the white people owning guns comment fake? If that's real I seriously hope this guy gets raped by a pack of feral niggers.
>>63416138
Ehh, youre right. But it doesnt seem to start getting satire until he starts bringing up rocket launchers, everything before that looks like it came from a community college sociology professor. But i guess thats apart of the joke
>>63415695
that's the most normie shit facebook reaction image i've ever seen m8
back to jezebel
>>63416318
You would think so, but you obviously have never spent any amount of time around religious people. They genuinely believe in the power of prayer. They very very genuinely believe that you need to pray, that it can literally fix things. It's not just symbolic for condolences.
>>63416296
Should all politicians with Twitter accounts speak nothing about tragedies like this then? Do they ignore it?
>>63415250
I'm pretty sure Guliani is somehow behind the fall of violence in general that made New York City livable again.
>>63415174
this.
it's no time for condolences, it's time to politize this shit and use the human sacrifices for the greater good of atheistic liberalism and finally ban weapons.
fuck god and fuck prayers and ban guns.
>>63415779
>If I do damage control with a parody liberal argument maybe people will think my original tweet was just me pretending to be retarded.
He's got Oscer fever
>>63415895
Just watched Entertainment last night
100/10 easy
>4chan getting delectably mad over tim heidecker
I'm so glad I make fun of this website to everyone I speak with now
>>63416420
No of course not, but what I'm saying is that their choice of action speaks volumes. It's okay to pray, but pretending like it's the only thing you can do about gun violence is the problem here. It's always the same with these guys. Gun manufacturers are making politicians their personal bitches.
>>63416399
There's no difference if they genuinely believe in the prayers or not. Conservatives like Cruz believe in no gun control so it wouldn't make sense for him to say anything else other than "I'm sorry for your loss, prayers to the families etc" because he has no reason to believe politicize the issue. Clinton on the other hand supports gun control and so instead of offering prayers she thinks it's better to use a tragedy like this to push an agenda.
>>63415023
>2015
>thinking you can ruse the Cruz
>>63416318
>liberals hate Christians who offer gestures of support and just give gifts this time of year
>but Dawkins forbid you say something bad about a brown religion and culture who shoot us up
>>63415347
>which ones are openly religious?
Jim Gaffigan
>>63416356
Its a testament to how good Tim is at the awkward style of comedy he uses that people who are fans of him still get caught going the wrong way with it
Smartest move Tim ever made is naming all of his characters Tim Heidecker
>>63416318
There's nothing wrong with getting goofed by papa Tim
Its just a spoof and a goof
>>63415023
autism
>>63416731
That's retarded, anon. The people that have a gun control "agenda" find a connection between the tragedies and the thing they have the agenda about. You make her sound like she's wringing her hands and menacingly laughing "HAHA YES, NOW I CAN FINALLY PUSH TO MAKE LAWS THAT DON'T ALLOW MENTALLY UNSTABLE, RECORDED CRIMINAL ELEMENTS TO PURCHASE SEMI-AUTOMATIC AND AUTOMATIC WEAPONS. EXCELLENT. PRAISE SATAN."
>>63415429
source?
>>63416977
This. I'm a gun owner myself and my family has had a history with guns for generations but all of us understand and agree with more stringent laws in background checks and preventing dangerous individuals from acquiring firearms.
The NRA is fucking insane and they rile rational headed gun owners up into these crazy moods of paranoia and persecution.
>>63416977
that's exactly what's happening.
you'd do more for gun violence by propping up programs for mental health support and offering a track to disenfranchised young males. rather than "TAKE ALL THE GUNS AMIRITE LIBERAL TRENDY VOTERS"
>>63415429
>shuns people who claim terrorists attacks are a result of "radical Islam"
well good. there are no "radical" islamists. they are all radical in that they sympathize with suicide attacks and want sharia law enforced
they should just be called islamists
>>63417095
>but all of us understand and agree with more stringent laws in background checks and preventing dangerous individuals from acquiring firearms.
>taking anything Tim Heidecker has ever said outside of interviews with the AV club exclusively seriously
gotcha
>>63415347
>which ones are openly religious?
dave chapelle
>>63415055
>>63415023
>>63415070
>>63415098
>>63415122
I hope you're just ironically shitposting.
Ted Cruz is an asshat, He's critizing him because most republiturds will "send prayers" but will do nothing else.
>>63415266
He does more movies and probably does rewrites/consultation.
>>63417119
No one at all is calling for a ban. You're being a sensationalist. I grew up around firearms like >>63417095 and the number one thing my dad always taught me was to respect firearms and their power before you can even begin to think about using them. In fact, I once shot the old man with a nerf arrow gun. He snatched the toy away from me and broke it into pieces on the back porch because he always taught me to never point guns, real or fake, at anyone, ever. Kinda harsh, but it got the point across. On that note, I do agree with you that this country needs better mental health programs. I live in SF, and because this city is a sanctuary city, once the insane and damaged patients in neighboring states outstay their welcome (or what the state can afford) they ship them here to wander the streets. It's sad as fuck and sometimes pretty frightening.
>>63417191
>asshat
>republiturds
I believe you have gotten lost on your way to reddit, friend. Republicans want to address the threat that Islam poses to western security and society but Democrats bend over backward for arab cock (like pic related) because they'd rather die than be somewhat critical of a minority group.
>>63416356
Nope, it's obvious it's a joke right away. It just went over your head.
>>63417095
Kill yourself Fudd faggot. Real gun owners and real Americans hate you people. I hate you people.
Fuck this thread
>>63417289
If they're that much of a problem by all means take those guns you love so much and do something
>>63417289
i can't believe that batshit inept cunt is actually a serious contender,
the fact that she has thousands of supporters is even more insane
>>63417359
Maybe you leftist degenerates should shut the fuck up and stay out of our way. You're on the thin ice along with them.
I feel like Tim browses /tv/ sometimes. Is he here now? Tim? You here?
>>63415175
>>63415266
Do you really think websites like that are accurate?
>*ring ring* Is this mister Brad Pitt? I'm making a website dedicate to listing all famous people's bank account balance? May I have yours?
It's all estimates
>>63417364
>i can't believe that batshit inept cunt is actually a serious contender,
>the fact that she has thousands of supporters is even more insane
Kinda funny how 3/4 of the country feels exactly the same about the entire GOP.
2016 is gonna be your year :^)
>>63417312
That's nice? Welcome to America, where we're too large to have a centralized core of values or rights that properly address people from across the country.
I feel you to an extent. What works for me and my rural family more than likely won't work for someone on the opposite end of the country in an urban area.
But as long as this is what we have to deal with, I don't think its too much to ask gun owners to take a bit more pride in their craft/passtime/self-defense/ideology. Why is it a problem to make gun ownership a badge of honor rather than something just any crackpot with some cash can do?
>>63417414
No, fuck you
OOH MAMA TAKE THEIR GUNS AWAY
>>63417441
Hi, I'm a big fan of your work
>>63415023
He's just a fla fla flunkai.
>>63417430
>liberals still in denial that they are now considered the "stupid party" of the United States
Oh how the tables have turned
>>63417414
No, he doesn't but I do
btw just watched the Hobbit for the sixteenth time. Great film. It's a must-see for everyone.
>>63415023
He's referring to Barack Obamas speech about how our prayers are not enough and that the powers of this country (USA) has to take action and how he hates them for not changing the gun laws.
This was of course in the wake of yet another tragic school shooting
>>63417489
>star in the worst rated movie in the history of on cinema
>think your opinion on movies matter at all
>>63417289
If it makes you feel any better she's only paying lips service to her liberal voter base. She'll kill a fuckload of muslims if she becomes president just like the 'secret muslim' Obama did.
>>63417311
Whatever you say senpai
>>63417191
Most republiturds will "send prayers" but will do nothing else, while most democraturds will send sexual harassment charges and bitching about gender "mispronunciation".
I'd say republiturds are more tolerable.
>>63417483
>>liberals still in denial that they are now considered the "stupid party" of the United States
The GOP is still the clown party of america, Even on a global scale actually.
>muh leftists media
>muh leftists internet
>muh leftists people
maybe.... most people are left leaning, every thought about that?
>>63415779
lol, how can someone in his 40s be edgier than the tippingest katana brandisher on 4chan?
>>63417483
thank you for the pic
>>63417576
Enjoy your theocracy then, you're no better than the mudslimes
>>63417582
what? the only edgy thing was the prayers bit. once someone informed him the shooters werent white men he went into some damage control
>>63417241
>No one at all is calling for a ban.
He's a Chad. He likes to bully
>>63417611
Liberals actually believe this
>>63417611
>Enjoy your theocracy then
2/10
>>63417622
hes as naive as a college freshman taking political science and sociology
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/deAh045.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63415023
He's prolly friends with Erik with a K
>>63417611
Theocracy. You mean random people telling me how to think, how to act, and how to live, in accord to an arbitrary system born of an arbitrary absolutist moral and ethical system; who also stiffle and oppose any sense of individualism in this world that doesn't adhere to their own ideal?
Pic related.
Liberalism has become a theocracy itself.
>>63415312
this is the best post itt
>>63417682
you sound pretty mad that libs and sjw faggots are now the socially approved group to point and laugh at
thats what you get for abandoning science and reason for muh feels. the right and left have completely switched places from just a decade ago
>>63415604
Let's see your average liberal go up to a muslim praying on the floor and tell them to stop because its meaningless.
As an Atheist....
I'll side with the more rational, less hateful, less racist, less mysogynistic religion.
Go full genocide on those ass backwards fucks for all I care.
Christians >>>>>>>>>> Muslims
>>63415835
Good enough for a poke, huh?
>>63417438
Because gun ownership isn't a hobby for the privileged it's a basic human right. Shall not be infringed.
>>63417757
yes..they are just talking to their base
this needs to stop at our borders
obammer isn't going to stop it
it will happen again
hope someone has a gun besides the evil doers
obammer is a fuckin idiot
prosecution rests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejizOV-IQEM
Alright gun toting toothless faggots. Explain to me this. Why is it police in the "You Aint No Muslim Bruv" video were able to subdue an actual fucking terrorist without shooting him, but the police in the stabbing suspect video had to shoot him like, fucking 8 times. EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
>>63415175
Fake. Tim is worth 1.5 mil as well
>>63415779
Holy fuck, that is some venomous sarcasm. Like, damn son.
>>63417581
Americans liberals are the laughing stock of America. Tumblrinas are a national embarrassment.
>most people are left leaning
Nope. No matter how many times you try to justify the ugly liberal hypocrisy, most people will never think like you
>>63415451
nope it's tims
>>63417853
So is the freedom of speech, but for the sake of safety and reason, its illegal to yell fire in a crowded theater when there is none.
Its not a matter of trying to stifle someone's rights or trying to choke out someone from doing what they have a right to, its a matter of safety and people's lives being above all the most important value compared to all others.
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is the utmost ideal of the American revolution. If any subsequent decree or right infringes upon someone's ability to live, be free from tyranny, or have a chance at being happy, its subject to scrutiny and exception.
And if it sounds like that phrase is in and of itself contradictory, you're right. To preserve life would in this case infringe on freedom. So its an impass. In my mind, something has to give and we can't just sit there and say 'we must hold to a 200+ year old contradiction with no observation of change or amendment for the modern world'.
I emphasize I don't want anyone taking my guns away or those of my family but if I have a son that ends up with a terrible mental illness, then yes. I don't want him to be able to buy or use a firearm.
>>63417705
That Catfights Over Handbags article is fantastic.
>>63417611
Talk about fear mongering.
>>63417581
>most people are left leaning
HAHAHAAHAHA
Indians hate pakis and sikhs and vice versa, and also hate Chinese.
Chinese hate Japanese and vice versa.
Koreans hate Japan and China.
Muslims hate Jews and vice versa.
Muslims hate among Muslims depending on whether they are Shiite and Sunni.
Balkans are a barrel of ethnic hate.
North Africans hate the Sub-Saharan Africans.
Sub-Saharan Africans genocide each other daily in thousands.
Etc. etc. etc. etc.
Latinos in USA hate blacks, white rednecks hate most, blacks are major homophobes by majority and black males are on average more misogynist than any white guy can hope to be.
The whole fucking world is racist and sexist.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the social engineering aspect of liberalism is a big failure, when just speaking of Central to Eastern Asia alone which constitutes already more than half the Human population.
It's fucking irrelevant in the bigger picture.
And who know how many whites keep their hate for whatever hidden from appearing outwards.
Hiding something and being "fixed" of something, are two different things. Ask the gays after having lived through all those "fixing" programs.
>>63416091
>>63416162
>>63416352
>>63415779
That's not tim's youtube account fyi
>>63415779
>Islamic languages
Pretty insensitive to assume that people who speak a group of languages are religious.
What a racist prick
>>63418124
Are you admitting that right wingers are racist and sexist?
>>63418297
Most of the world is racist and sexist.
I'm saying it's irrelevant in the bigger picture. As in, being sexist and racist is the most irrelevant shit ever.
Suck my ass paste bitch whore faggot nigger.
>>63418297
Why would that even be considered a bad thing? Racism and sexism are just meaningless buzzwords these days anyway, since they are getting thrown around at every opportunity for shaming purposes. You don't swallow the wage gap myth? Sexist! You're sceptical about affirmative action for whatever reason? Racist! You're not on board with left-wing ideology and policy? Baby eating homophobe shitlord! Not giving a fuck about all those buzzwords is the only sensible response.
>>63415175
I thought jews were supposed to be good with money.
>>63418062
>In my mind, something has to give and we can't just sit there and say 'we must hold to a 200+ year old contradiction with no observation of change or amendment for the modern world'.
Oh look, its this fallacy again. The only thing left out was the current year.
>>63418672
The constitution isn't a God given document. It wasn't inspired like the Gospels. The men who wrote it were very intelligent and tried to write it in a way to be broad enough to be fitting for the future but the fact is it will not be applicable to every possible future.
I completely understand that its a frightening prospect to bring up updating or reinterpreting the basic rights because yeah, it could be handled horribly and I think there would be some ignorant people that would say 'no guns for anyone'. I'm not suggesting that though and unless it becomes a point of rational discussion and compromise its going to get to the point where the powers that be will just change it themselves with no input from the people.
>>63418297
As a right winger, I am. And no appeal of "being on the right side of history" is going to change that.
>>63416761
dawkins talks shit about islam all the time you dumbass
>>63418856
>we should violate the constitution because it's old
Good luck with that. I will literally fight to the death to defend my rights.
Also the fire in a theater argument is hilarious. Not only have I ever heard of anyone getting arrested for that but it doesn't even need to be illegal, the theatre could just bar the person from entering ever again, hardly something that justifies legal action, also something I doubt ever happens.
prayer is such a hilarious meme
it's like diary writing for illiterate, impotent, children
>>63415475
>>63415761
That isn't Tim, retards
>>63415475
If anyone believed that was really Tim, they have some thinking to do.
>>63419337
>fedora
>>63417191
>the new york times cover saying GOD ISNT HELPING
fedora/liberal fags just need to CHILL for a while. man they're really steaming my nuts.
>>63419512
So, you think god IS helping? you think people that whole heartedly believe "prayer can move mountains" are right?
>>63419337
but I bet you've never made fun of the people doing it in your anime
>>63415023
>mocking people for acting retarded
How is this a problem?
>>63419552
I'm not even highly religious i haven't open a bible in years but to bash one of the most important/influential things in mankind is just silly, its literally for fedora fags, even atheists should realize how important the bibles impact has been on the world, like give me a fucking break mate.
If you haven't read the bible cover to back you should in no way be insulting the most basic practices of a religion such as prayer, muslims will blow up a thousand more people before this whole thing is over, no amount of prayer will change that but its silly to become upset over something when billions of people in the world pray in some way or another whether meditation or looking to the sky and holding their hands together
At the hearing that followed the shooting Ted Cruz repeated his tweet practically verbatim and followed up immediately with bitching about Obama's nuclear deal, classic case of exploiting tragedy to gain political advantage.
>>63419670
Nuclear deal with Iran**
Only on 4chan do you find unwittingly inept manchildren taking emotional tokens completely literal
>>63419577
Just how euphoric are you right now?
>>63419750
>atheist libkeks fantasize about beating up and killing old men who bullied them when they were younger
>>63419553
japanese don't pray to god they entreat the memories of their ancestors in order to simulate an artificial discussion for the possibility of squirreling out an otherwise non-apparent solution within their capacity of performing as an active agent of positive change
>>63419932
That's a prayer dude
>>63419552
For many it's simply an human expression of sympathy. Are leftists going to sperg out everytime someone says "god bless you" or "adios" or "oh my god"?
>>63420022
no
christians just throw a few wishes at god and go to sleep
"please god kill the libruls"
the end
>>63419649
That's not the point. The point is that certain people would rather lean on prayer than action. I was once hardcore faithful, and I understand how important faith is to people and how much impact scripture has had on humanity, but that goes for every single religion there is. I think Eastern religions that want you to deny yourself and your pleasures are retarded too. Just because something has been impactful, doesn't mean people should use it as a crutch. And don't forget that millions of people have died for Christianity (both Catholic and Protestant). What ISIS and those fags are doing right now? Yeah, crusades, colonialist genocide, the list goes on. Sorry pham, but "meditating" on something getting better is just as ridiculous as new age self help shit. And Christians have a violent as fuck past.
> its a /tv/ gets mad about something someone said to someone else on twitter thread
>>63420084
Nope. Thats called a wish. Christians make decisions and get guidance by pretending to communicate with jesus or god or saints.
Pray for some education.
>>63420182
perhaps 1% of christians pray as they ought then
the rest do exactly what i said they do and call it a prayer
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I don't think he just literally doesn't give a fuck. At least we can all agree he's a comedy genius. But in that tweet specifically he's referring to the fact that those people were killed by people who believed praying would be of use for anything, and that belief is pretty much why they were killed.
>>63420215
>perhaps 1% of christians pray as they ought then
Source? Also, can you read minds?
>>63420354
see >>63415779
he was making fun of people on twitter forcing the "prayers are pointless" meme
>>63415122
I'm atheist, and I think everyone has a right to believe what they want as long as they don't push it on others.
So with that said I hate atheists who do that "lol prayers for retards" shit.
>>63421259
But it is objectively for retards :^)
>>63420457
>a basic truth is a meme
How did it come to this?
>>63415835
I mean, to be fair, he probably turned out to be the most successful person from his high school.
>>63415122
>basing your decisions on a magical sky man is logical
Kek
>>63415365
good goy
>>63417191
>He's critizing him because most republiturds will "send prayers" but will do nothing else.
ignoring the fact christians and republicans are the single most charitable demographic on earth.
Cant believe the stupidity in this thread.
its not rocket science,
hes openly mocking people who do nothing of any value except tweet that theyre going pray - which has no value, nor help to anyone.
how did this thread become any kind of argument?
Um, after Greg totally stabbed him in the back by ruining the Decker franchise I can understand how Tim would be in a bad mood and tweet things like this.
fuck you gregheads
>>63422346
>implying people saying condolence, voicing support and sending their well wishes doesn't do jackshit too
why don't you tell those guys to fuck off too
>>63422224
Giving alms to your church doesn't count.
>>63422346
>which has no value, nor help to anyone.
because show of sympathy doesnt help?
how autistic are you faggots?
>>63422616
first off, churches hold charities as a proxy.
Church organizes charity, church gets money, send the money to the people in need because the church has connections.
secondly, even outside of the church christians and republicans still give more.
eat a dick.
>>63417418
Pretty sure that's public domain when you report earnings and holdings to the irs.
>>63422659
Im sure you think they do.
>>63422346
Its called solidarity faggot. Just because someone uses religion to express care and consideration doesnt mean you have to act like a butthurt faggot
>>63422618
Some times showing sympathy doesnt help. Just saying. Sometimes its important to be impartial or reserved.
Anyway Tim is based.
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>>63422618
Uhhhhh.
Yeah, that's right.
saying im sorry out loud over public events is nothing but faggots saying "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME - THIS IS HOW IIII FEEL"
not only useless, but counterproductive, as people pat themselves on the back and feel accomplished without contributing anything.
once again, sheer stupidity.
>>63422749
again let's see you have the balls to tell them to FUCK OFF for caring about a tragedy. go on you selective fedoras. tell them their retweets are fucking retarded while you're at it
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>>63422735
>austistics teaching people about human interaction
>hear your friend was in bad accident and is in a hospital
>call him up
>say that you hope he has a good recovery and wish him all the best as a show of support
>replies FUCK YOUR HOPE AND WISHES
>hangs up
this is what an atheist world looks like
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>>63422824
clearly still having trouble with this.
acknowledging that its completely useless, doesn't mean that it hurts my feelings.
its just something that self involved dumb people do.
do you think that believing prayers change physical reality is productive?
like a politician saying "i don't worry about global warming cause God has a plan"
no, its stupidity.
so, once again, with OPs post..
saying "prayers don't work idiot" may make people do something that's actually helpful, like donate money instead of thoughts
>>63422824
No it really is. Have you never had real responsibilities?
Imagine someone like, a judge openly expressing who they sympathize with. It would jeopardize their duty. Being a manager has some similar responsibilities, in that you cant alienate the people you manage.
Passions are sympathies in action, and rivaling passions in society are very destructive. It takes larger legal institutions that are inherently unsympathetic to properly aggregate and organize conflicting interests.
Sympathy isnt the answer to everyone, as nice and fuzzy as it sounds. Its ironic that autism is so associated with social incompetence. Being sensitive to everyone all the time makes you inept.
>>63422800
What does having the balls to tell them to fuck off have to do with anything? Whether or not a person is willing to tell every retard how retarded they are has no bearing on whether or not the people are retarded.
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>>63423149
thanks fellas.
I must have offended them, so theyre getting all emo on me
>>63423225
You are welcome Tim. Keep making great Adult Swim programming.
>>63422911
this.
i mean what are people supposed to do?
not every one has a spare money or can just do something for them.
>>63422951
>saying "prayers don't work idiot" may make people do something that's actually helpful, like donate money instead of thoughts
it's not mutually exclusive you reddit autist
>>63415885
>mfw statistically speaking it is more likely a mudslime is a terrorist than a gun owner is a criminal
>mfw we should be banning and registering muslims, not gun owners
>mfw Libtards BTFO
>>63423365
>reddit autist
sorry for triggering you.
and you're missing the point.
most people say "my prayers" as their way of helping out.
thus, feeling accomplished.
get it?
>>63423671
>missing the point
oh the irony. you're the neckbeard who keeps dodging the fact the people praying probably tangibly support in other ways too and the fact that wishes of support isn't targeted by this kneejerk fedora reaction
>>63424234
Who cares if they tangibly support in other ways? It doesn't make "I'm praying for you" any less worthless.
