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What are some beta actors that bring their moms as their date
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What are some beta actors that bring their moms as their date to award events?
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>>63413898
I bet they fuck. I mean look at her, shes bangin.
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>>63413923

Jared Leto has too much oestrogen to get erections
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Clint Eastwood and his 200 year old mother.

But honestly, bringing your mum (who presumably supported you when you were a struggling peniless artist) to these awards is much better than bringing some bitch.
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>>63413923
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>63414001

Yeah, I gotta say I agree.
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>>63414001
This. Although I don't know why kids don't show the same level of care for their fathers?
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>>63413923
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
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>>63414014
Thats hot af tbqhfam
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Someone post some good GILF links.
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>>63414001
Yes. I mean, if you are married or have a girlfriend, then you bring her... but not just a random model chick you paid to be with you on an event (which is most of the cases)
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>>63414032
bringing your father to a show would only work if you're married. if not, then the people who didn't recognize your father would think you're gay. can't have that.
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>>63414032
Maybe it seems disrespectful that you're trying to show up your father or something.
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>>63414032
pretty standard oedipus complex desu

sons hate their fathers because they want their mom to themselves
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I'm gonna get one this time, mom!
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>>63414014
MOMS GONNA FUCK
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>>63414125
YA DISSAPOINT MEH, LIO
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>>63414001
This. Look at Leto in Op's pic. Why would anyone see him in this and think he was a beta that couldn't get a date? He could have literally got a 10/10 model to come with him but he wanted to bring his mum instead
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>>63414125

Oh Leo, you don't need an Oscar to prove you're the greatest, you will always be the greatest in my eyes, with or without an Oscar!
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>>63414164
gb2reddit
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>>63414095
it's unnerving that they're both looking straight into the camera, into my eyes.
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>>63414125

Looks like Val Kilmer
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i want to go back in time and take leto's mom virginity
she looks literally like jared, except with vagina
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>>63414095

>filename
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>>63414032
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>>63414242
i'm trynna smash tbqh
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>>63414242

Looks kind of like a rail thin hippie roma.

Noice.
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>>63414242
>tfw no 70s hippie boyish looking gf
dem eyes tho
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>>63414242
>>63414284
>>63414290
>>63414307
I am 90% sure this is just Jared Leto's picture with filter but i honestly can¨t tell
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>>63414095
His granny's aged like shit
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>>63414125
I thought it was Kurt Russell for a sec
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>>63414278
they look the same
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>>63414095
kek
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>>63414001

that pic is from 2004, Eastwood's mom is dead since 2006, she was 97 when she died
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>>63414095
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>63414001
Like who could be criticized for bringing family to an event that big
It'd be like celebrating christmas with a bunch of strangers and never inviting anyone you know

What would even be the point?
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>>63414342

Dude.
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>>63414513
>Like who could be criticized for banging family at an event that big
what i read
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>>63414072
>>63414080
Not what I meant desu. I'm not talking about bringing your pop to the award show. Just wanted to know why fathers don't get the same level of love and care as mums.
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She looks so happy
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>>63415165
>nice to be around a real man and not some half-a-fag like my son
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>>63415143
probably becasue they don't give as much love and care as mums. as well as some confused sexual feelings.
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>>63414095
That file name
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>>63415165
>must be well over 60
>looks better than many 40 year olds
Now i know where leto got his looks from

I fucking hate jared leto but i want him to impregnate all my waifus and create perfect genetic lottery winners
I'd just hope he won't pass on his height
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>>63413898
His mom looks like a total sex freak who conceived him in a room full of random men and weed
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>>63414095
>Jake takes his bulldog to the red carpet
>Jake takes his mannequin that he microwaved for a minute to the red carpet
Couldn't think of more off the top of my head pham, sorry.
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