NEW HALF IN THE BAG
EPISODE 99: KRAMPUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGTeOpzr7A
Why didn't they review any of the huge movies form the last few months?
>>63411278
like what?
>>63411338
The martian for one. I've been waiting for that review but there too busy beating off to the new star wars shit to get anything interesting one
I love the Bryan Singer/little boys joke
>>63411153
Krampus? More like Crapus.
>>63411278
They ought to review Star Wars in 100th episode.
>>63411338
007
>>63411153
>both say that movie is great, Mike even says he loved it
should i watch it?
>>63411656
You like Gremlins?
Check this shit out.
>>63411153
>star wars next
I am equally hyped for their review of star wars as I am for the star wars movie
Pretty much impossible to take these guys seriously after the Landis videos. That's what happens when you sell your dignity.
What right do they have to criticize any aspect of Hollywood when they enable nepotism?
>>63411692
How are they "enabling" anything? You sound pretty retarded desu
Also, it was your mistake to take them seriously in the first place. They don't even take themselves seriously.
>>63411153
I feel like watching the movie now tbqh
>>63411447
I'm still trying to figure out how it takes place in the same universe as Trick r' Treat as the filmmakers said. Didn't spot any references.
>>63411153
They got it pretty spot on, but I was really hoping they'd discuss the neutral ending.
By the way, I loved it. The most terrifying Christmas Special you'll ever watch, it's great.
>>63411692
it's funny because they address this in the "a conversation with max landis" video
"people always tell us how can you criticize all these movies as bad when you haven't done a good movie yourself yet?!!"
>>63411692
except they didn't like Victor Frankenstein at all
or any of Max Landis's shit actually
>>63411778
>"people always tell us how can you criticize all these movies as bad when you haven't done a good movie yourself yet?!!"
That's not what I said at all.
>yfw Max Landis died on his climb down the mountains
>>63411381
they already talked about the martian fuckboi
Friend Simulator General
>>63411822
All they talked about is how they didn't review it.
>>63411573
You this they will do a Plinkett review for the new Star Wars as well?
>>63411764
I think it might be more in the general tone, "Holiday Spirits gon' fuck you up" type thing.
>>63411656
It's pretty good, it feels like a movie straight out of the 80's. Not a gory over the top horror film, but like something like Poltergeist or Gremlins. Spooky fun for the whole family, mostly practical effects, a great cast, and a lot of nods and homages to other horror films and Christmas films and shit good shit.
Bonus points for a funny Calvin and Hobbs reference too.
>>63411855
oh.
>>63411857
>You this they will do a Plinkett review for the new Star Wars as well?
>>63411153
Krampus was lots ofFun
Also the endingFeels like it fucks you at first but then ends up pretty good.
>>63411878
>Bonus points for a funny Calvin and Hobbs reference too.
Fuck, which one? I think I missed it.
>>63411961
You side with the happy ending (bell's a watch mechanism) or the bad ending(hell in a snowglobe)?
>>63411977The Noodle Incident
10/10 hitb episode
/tv/ approves
>>63412056
Kek
I remember that, but damn if it didn't go over my head the first time.
>>63411338
Martian
Spectre
Hunger Games 5(?)
Sicario
they lampshades it in previous episode so they'll probably talk about them in end of year movie recap
>>63412005
It is confirmed by filmmakers to be him watching over them.
>>63412203
Thx, that was what I hoped anyway
>swedish movie company will not show krampus in theaters and they want us to keep an eye out for dvd/bluray release
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63411857
Almost definitely
How long did it take for the plinkett reviews of the new star trek movies? Does mike wait for a commercial release unlike half in the bag?
>>63411806
They liked Chronicle
there will be a day where they'll fix the VCR and say farewell to Plinkett
>>63411960
I hate that guy
>>63411960
>one typo
>can't figure it out
The 100th episode will be Star Wars, how fitting.
>>63411960
is that crispen wah
>"Krampus was my favorite movie of the year. Academy Awards material."
- Mike Stoklasa
What a fucking pleb.
>>63412420
It's easy to call someone a pleb when you leave out the details of what they're saying. He said Academy Award material in technical categories like sound design.
It being his favorite movie of the year on a pure entertainment level is obviously subjective.
>>63412390
>You will never take teen Sasha's anal virginity
Kill me.
>>63412450
This
I'm sure if they had to pick Mike and Jay would say that Mad Max deserves best picture
some faggy art movie or ~drama~ will win the award though
>>63412450
Mike literally said "this might be a perfect movie".
>>63412617
Yeah. And?
>>63412617
In the same way he considers tremors to be perfect.
>>63411692
you mean cryonism?
>>63412390
> tfw you will never go back int time via butterfly effect and save her
>>63412230
I think they started coming out in 2010, 11 years after the Phantom Menace. But they could definitely release one sooner.
The only problem with releasing one sooner is won't be as fleshed out, and it won't be after all the sequels have been released.
Look at his Avatar review. Only 20 minutes or so, which came out a year or two after Avatar. Versus his star wars reviews which are an hour a piece.
>>63412785
The Avatar review came out while it was still in theaters. That's why it only uses trailer footage.
And yes, I'm aware of the upload date listed on their youtube page. A bunch of their older videos all have the same release date. This is because of a youtube glitch from several years ago.
>there are people on this board right now who will watch a bunch of man children talk about a movie and give their opinion for 30 minutes instead of watching it themselves
>>63412889
I saw it last night faggot
>>63412224
oh for fuck sake
>tfw going to sf lussevaka and sort of hoped krampus would be shown but those thoughts were crushed when i checked the site
far åt helvete, bonnier
Someone write a new, scathing essay about Red Letter Media's failures and I'll spam it here for months.
Let's see what you got!
>>63413244
>I want to be an annoying, unfunny cunt, but could someone do the actual work for me?
>>63413274
And how!
>>63412889
Says the adult who watches cartoons.
Also I'm going to see it, I was going to see it before hearing these guys opinions and would no matter what their opinions are because I'm not a fucking faggot like you.
>>63413153
Isn't your country small as fuck? Can't you drive for 30 minutes to another and watch it there?
>Brian singer burn
Jesus christ the Coke in my nose stings
>>63412224
Fucking hell Cinema is keked in Sweden. Maybe if we chimp out they'll show it like Compton.
/r/ webm of this
https://youtu.be/lOGTeOpzr7A?t=24m33s
>>63413513
Who /gayforjay/ here?
>>63413546
I WILL make him my husband someday
It's going to happen
>>63413513
i came here to request this
please
>>63413387
5th biggest in europe.
>mike saying well shieeeit at the end
that fucking racist is niggershaming again
Well well surprise surprise Jay is talking about big muscly guys again
Krampus isn't showing at my local theater. How long will I have to wait for a rip? February?
>decent budget
>likable actors
>best film of the year
>not showing anywhere in australia
why live
>>63413908
not enough muh heritage in australia maybe
What if star wars is actually good, they can't really do a funny plinkett review then
Chrimbus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQty7Z4pBw
>>63413958
Plinkett has reviewed plenty of movies that he liked.
Titanic and Star Trek for instance.
I'm guessing if it's good it will be a comparison to the Prequels and why they failed and TFW succeeded.
>a movie about a goat monster is the GOAT
>>63413513
Thats so epic that le Star Wars is episode le 100
Fuck Spectre, The Martian, Jobs, Hunger Games, Black Mass, Sicario, The Walk, Bridge of Spies, Crimson Peak, Goosebumps, Peanuts, Trumbo, The Good Dinosaur, In The Heart of The Sea, etc.
YEAH STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS
WE'RE NOT BRAINLESS STAR WARS FANS LIKE ALL THE OTHER CLOWNS ON THE INTERNET HAHA WE ONLY DO THIS POST-IRONICALLY YOU SEE!?
>>63414219
>good dinosaur
they don't review animated movies
>>63413908
More payback for what you did with Sleeping Beauty and the Emily Browning nudes embargo in 2011 you fucker.
>>63414219
Calm the fuck down you fucking faggot.
>WAAAHHHH THEY DIDN'T REVIEW THE MOVIES I WANTED THEM TO REVIEW WAAAAAHHHHH I HATE SAND
>>63413513
>>63413614
>>63414098
Here's a better version
>>63414219
Jesus Christ, dat autism.
>>63414219
>>63412276
Nothing was bad about chronicle.
>>63414424
>tfw Jay would have gotten married by now if he had been a few inches taller
>>63414219
they have never reviewed all blockbuster movies released in a year
I don't even remember the last time I went to a movie theater. Maybe spring?
But I watch RLM :)
>>63414584
OH WOW SUCH A META EPIC TROLL THERE SHITPOSTER
Kill yourself, you pitiful faggot.
>>63411153
Where is the anon with the pasta that has never been refuted?
>>63414523
>getting married is a mark of success
Hi, normalfag
>>63411153
half in the caca
>>63414629
That's considered shitposting now? Wew lad, calm down.
>>63411153
Why did they have to Kill the qt so soon?
Worst thing about the movie.
>>63414219
>Hunger Games
Will their 100th HitB be a christmas special, or a "fuck you it's january" episode?
>>63414638
I meant to say happily married to an attractive partner of his choice.
>>63412390
is this sasha grey?
>>63414848
Itll be star wars
>>63412825
they did not start coming out in 2010, you dingus. I saw em while in highschool, and i graduated in 2009
>>63414848
It'll be Star Wars.
>turn on the friend simulator
>AIDSmoby is simulated
>>63414943
>implying they won't plinkett star wars.
>>63414858
What if he has no interest in getting married or having one monogamous partner? You're still acting like a normalfag
>>63414996
>turn on fiend simulator
>Max Landis is simulated
>>63414848
It'll be a joke episode where they keep teasing that it's going to be Star Wars, but then it's a gag film, possibly with 10+ minutes of blank video.
Then they'll release an actual Star Wars episode shortly afterwards, so people don't pull their Patreon support.
>>63411381
Get a load of this kek
>>63415038
This was a typo but it's better than what I originally indented.
>>63415037
Jay sounds lonely and embarrassed when he's asked about gf on Twitch chat.
>>63415009
>implying they can resist the youtube jew dollars
>>63415211
I've seen plenty of Pre Rec streams and I've never once heard him even acknowledge questions about his personal life. Sure you aren't projecting, anon?
>>63414219
So you're saying that RLM is epitome of some sort of smug Gen-X ethos?
>>63414424
>>>63413908
>look at me now... Lauren.
>No krampus on my local theater
jfmsu
I'll have pirate it...
>>63415037
id rather be a normalfag than some loser beta autist desu senpai
Living in a country where krampus is a thing, I'm still not convinced that I should see it. The krampus doesn't look anything like our krampus, and the backstory is all whack. But it does sound like a nice cozy horror movie.
They should replace Jack with Colin and then only have Mike, Jay, Rich and Colin for BOTW
>>63412338
shit mang
>>63414219
RLM got its popularity off of reviews of Star Wars, do you honestly expect them to ignore it?
>>63415961
Is that the canadian ponyfag?
No thanks
>>63416140
One of the canadian guys had some cringeworthy twitter account, saw a screenshot of it on /tv/, don't know if it's shooped though
and the Nut Job 2...
>>63415291
>my reality is the only reality and any deviation is simply psychological projection!
autism
>>63415335
I can't refute this.
>>63416291
Could be worse. I could be obsessing over the personal lives of e-celebs
>Episode 100 will be Star Wars
Huh
They timed that perfectly
>>63415699
>tfw no qt birthmark gf
Fuck RLM, but I'll happily talk about Krampus. Best Christmas movie I've seen in years.
>>63411878
That's how I thought too. It's very much in the vein of Gremlins. And yeees, the noodle incident!
>>63412056
YEEESSS! Shit, sudden urge to go back and read all those now, actually.
>>63411764
>references
It's a horrible monster with a twisted sense of humor that fucks people up if they don't treat the holiday with respect. Krampus and Sam are practically drinking buddies.
Why would you expect? Halloween decorations in the attic? Sam high-fiving Krampus? The movie ending with Michael Doherty walking on camera and announcing it within the movie so we all know that, yes, it's the same universe?
>>63415788
Yeah, it doesn't entirely fit the real Krampus (I would have liked its face to be more goat-like than Santa-like), but it really is pretty cozy. When it's not frantic or terrifying.
I think I remember when the blizzard knocks out the power, Omi gets them all hot chocolate. Reminded me of when an ice storm knocked out our power when I was a kid, our neighbors came over and we all sort of camped out together. Good comfy nostalgia.
>>63411153
Mike looks miserable.
>>63415043
10 minutes of a jar of mayonnaise.
>>63416544
you're noticing now?
>>63416508
>Fuck RLM
>Nostalgia
I wonder who's behind this post...
>>63416544
He always has.
>>63416326
Now who's projecting?
>>63416637
No, he didn't look that bad when he was thinner.
Does this video contain any jump scares?
>>63416735
Yes, loads, it will also give you a virus that will enable jump scares at random intervals on your computer.
>>63413546
max
>>63414523
gay marriage was only recently legalized in wisconsin
>>63412617
for what it is
>>63411153
Is Max Landis in this episode?
I'm trying to avoid him so I can maintain the little respect I have for RLM.
>>63417019
He is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGTeOpzr7A&t=25m30s
How did the Kurlan Naiskos get in Plinkett's house?
>>63417323
I don't know.
>>63417019
They mention him again in the beginning.
Really cringed because mike was bringing up how max and a character of a movie have the same epic name again. He's such a fucking retard
>>63417008
Oh right, the "it was good at being mediocre, therefore it's perfect" line of reasoning.
>>63417565
and then he called max a child
>>63415009
They need DVD footage to Plinkett a movie
>>63417990
Nothing about their review even suggests that they think the movie is mediocre.
>>63418014
I didnt really catch that, may have been a bit to subtle for me, or I wasn't paying attention.
plz stop the sketches
>>63417990
The tone of movies and film changes over time.
Krampus is a call back to actiony/horror movies from the 80s.
In an effort to revitalize that nostalgia, the movie succeeds in every way. For what it's trying to accomplish, the reason the movie was made, it was a bulls-eye.
Calling Krampus the best film of the year...wtf is wrong with them
>>63418651
It's okay, anon, I don't understand how opinions work either.
>>63418651
Mike said it's his "favorite" movie of the year, not that it's objectively the "best" movie of the year.
>>63418651
Did Jay like it more then Fury Road?
>>63418731
You could always, you know, watch the episode.
>>63418782
I got better things to do, like leveling up my Dark Souls character.
>>63418731
no not even close but he said it's at least top 5 along with previously mentioned ex machina
>>63418828
>he said it's at least top 5
No he didn't. All he said is that he liked it too but certainly doesn't think it's his favorite of the year.
>>63418782
>watching a pathetic youtube vlog friend simulator
pass
>>63418890
I suppose it's a much more constructive use of your time to linger around in /tv/ threads just waiting to find the perfect post to respond to with your worthless shitposting.
Krampus? Do Americans really have to rape every tradition from all over the world?
>>63412617
Did you listen to how he defines "Perfect movie"?
>>63416599
>implying
>>63418651
Yeah, this was actually a really strong year for movies, IMO.
But Krampus was great.
>>63419063
Cry me a river, faggot.
>>63419067
Now why would he do that? Then he wouldn't be able to try and make fun of someone more successful than him.
I'm going to sleep now, guys.
>nobody mentioning Mike's Hitler mustache
>>63418890
Yeah, much worse than talking about it in an anonymous imageboard
???
>>63419392
It was more pronounced in the BOTW.
Does it piss anyone else off that they keep destroying old VCRs?
They're a finite resource. Maybe they're broken in real life or they have a ton, but eventually the world will run out of VCRs. It's like if they started smashing up Dreamcasts.
>>63419373
K... keep us posted
>>63411153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNPPf4RbQeg
what the fuck were they thinking?
Like, the Ishstar movie was a joke, but this is just... fuck me
>>63419852
who says that the VCR was working in the first place?
Besides, MILLIONS were produced. they're not going away any time soon.
The RLM cast members regularly post on their own personal subreddit.
This means they are avid redditors. How can you possibly adore, fund, and worship fucking reddit scum?
>>63420071
proof?
I think only someone as faggy as Jack would be a redditor. Mike and Jay are too busy to be fucking around on that site
>>63420071
>Caring about what websites people use
>>63419975
kek
>>63418596
>actiony/horror movies from the 80s.
can any of you guys list a bunch of those?
>>63420071
No they don't, aside from maybe AIDSmoby.
After Trick R Treat 2, do you think Dougherty's gonna make a Thanksgiving movie?
>>63420111
Mike and Jay took part in an AMA when Doc of the Dead was coming out but Mike only answered one question and Jay only answered 2 or 3. That was a few years ago and they haven't posted since, you whiny faggot.
>>63420071
I think Max Landis posts on 4chan. He contributed to that one /x/ project and will probably make a film of it some day.
>>63420209
>you whiny faggot
strong words from someone who has nothing better to do than stalking some fags from youtube
>>63420157
they did in the episode
>>63411656
I thought it was great. RLM really sum up the movie quite well. Don't go in expecting to see a gore fest. It's a great horror film for all ages, but it doesn't coddle the audience at all.
There's some very strange stuff in here. Like the true scale of the jack in the box demon caught me off guard. But yeah...i enjoyed the film
>>63420189
It'll have vampires, and be called Fangs-giving
>>63415699
RIP YAMS
>remember Poltergeist being scary as fuck
>haven't seen it since childhood
>look it up
>it's a PG
Worth a rewatch?
It seems to fit what they're talking about in this review, but I'm worried it will be disappointing as an adult.
As Jay said, he's "desensitized" now, and that makes horror films less fun.
>>63421282
How do I make a video that will scare Jay?
>>63421648
Just point a camera at your loser, permavirgin face.
>>63411573
Makes sense. They're probably taking it slow so they can do TFA for ep 100.
>>63421681
oh shit
>>63411338
There's a lot of movies. They did an episode where they touched on a few earlier but there's a lot of movies that really deserved some more attention
>>63416405
No they didnt dummy
>>63412764
Sauce?
>>63411153
>mfw epsode 100 is in the heart of the sea and revenant and ep 101 is star wars...just to fuck with people.
>>63411764
>>63416508
I'm pretty sure that the director has stated that Sam has a cameo somewhere in the film
>>63411857
only if it's bad. You can't really do good plinkett reviews of good movies.
>>63422717
nah, The Revenant comes out a week after Star Wars. they're not going to release a review of Star Wars 2-3 weeks late, they know it's all about timing and nobody will care if it's too late
>>63415043
this is the only possible outcome.
>>63411153
Stefania LaVie Owen is a fucking QT.
tfw Gremlins theme starts playing
https://youtu.be/fVdenwFa8Zc
Why is it such a based movie bros?
>>63420111
>>63420151
>>63420160
>>63420353
Hola reddit!
>>63423306
they come out the same day, dumbass
>>63414424
WHERE'S THE SUBTITLED VERSION, FUCKERS
>>63421053
only because Poultrygeist is already taken
>>63414996
>green eyeballs
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
m
>>63425762
YAAAAAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COPYPASTA
>"So there's three little boys, with brown hair, that are all called Max.
Confirmed Mike calls Max Landis an immature little boy.
>>63426767
All he said was little boy, which is warranted because max is younger than them
Krampus? More like Krappy
>>63413908
>Live in New Zealand
>No where showing krampus
>everywhere showing the night before and hotel Transylvania 2
Kill me
Any one know if the new Macbeth or in the heart of the sea are decent?
>no krampus v santa fight
dropped
>>63411692
Aight
>>63428257
the one in Christmas Horror Story is pretty good. so is the twist ending
>>63419852
Was kind of sad about the one in the latest episode because it's a top loader, those are old and I like them, but it was probably non-working based solely on the fact that it's a top loading VCR.
>Jay
>KRAYUMPUS
>mfw not sure if they are patrican humor or not
"Speaking of little boys..."
I love when Mike gets Jay to laugh.
>>63412056
>tfw nobody I saw the movie with knew what Calvin and Hobbes was
Is this a good movie to watch on a date?
>>63411153
Ok , ENOUGH, someone please explain me are this guys for real just some boring dudes talking about movies or a parody of le epic meme movie critics?
>>63432515
Yeah, it's pretty great for a date mate.
>>63432515
it's an excuse to cuddle him when he gets scared
During the scene where they fuck up the VCR you can see the little pig riding a twinkie figure
>>63432581
They're just two blue collar VCR repair men who happens to enjoy talking about movies while on beer break.
>>63433555
Nice score.
I wonder if people send them figures and not just crappy vhs
>>63415009
That'd take months to both create, edit, and wait for the DVD release as well. I doubt it.
>>63412785
>I think they started coming out in 2010
They're older than that. The Star Trek ones were from like 2007, and the Phantom menace ones were from 2008, I think.
>>63433696
>The Star Trek ones were from like 2007
those were great, they got posted on trek forums and we had a small circlejerk about them
oh how things have changed
>>63432581
Yeah I'm with you anon. I watched this for the first time expecting to see any sort of appeal and I just don't. Like, they're seemingly well intentioned, but they're not particularly entertaining.
>>63411597
Spectre was so medicore that it wasn't worth it.
>>63423084
>I'm pretty sure
>the director has stated
Have you actually seen the movie?
Unless I get a video or citation, I'm not buying it. Because I sure didn't see him.
>>63428257
It's horror, not action.
>>63430657
It's still so very weird hearing people say "Crampus." Is that the actual pronunciation or am I saying it wrong?
>>63434171
it's more like krom-puhs
>>63432968
Is it really scary?
>>63418687
my sides
>>63432968
Yeah, but you won't want his kids to see it, it'd be too scary for them.
>>63434225
Fucking hell, so I've been saying it right.
>>63434253
It has its moments. A handful of jump scares, the elves are creepy, and Krampus himself is fucking terrifyingIMO.
Did they force out a Half in the Bag just to have Force Awakens be the 100th episodes?
How are they even going to watch Star Wars or Alvin and the Chumpmonks now that the VCR is broken?
>>63434645
VCR app on phone
before reading the thread, i have to say that krampus is so good i have seen it twice
>>63434698
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE RIP!!
LIFE IS JUST TOO FUCKING UNFAIR I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!
>>63418651
>i haven't seen it
fixed that for you to be quite honest friend a' mine
>>63434698
>i have seen it twice
Dude, I almost saw it twice myself. I meant to go see it with my brother-in-law, but he and my sister were decorating their house so that fell through and I was impatient. Later that same day we had a period where we were alone while she and our mom went shopping. We played some games but I was fully willing to say "Fuck it," and take him to go see Krampus. I really do think he'd love it.
>>63434645
holy shit, they'll actually have to fix plinkett's vcr now
is this the end for half in the bag!???!?
So uhm does anyone know where they managed to download Force Awakens? Don't care if it's shitty VHS quality I just wanna watch it before all you scrublords.
