>do you realize how crazy that sounds
>>63409475
>defuses the bomb one second before detonation
>I work alone
(Angry, frustrated, reproachful:)
> If this was a shitty movie written by a bunch of soulless, overpaid kikes, then we could [insert]. But it's not! This is real life, and we just can't [insert].
Then they do it and it works.
>If you don't do this, we're all going to die!
>crazy enough to work
>we are not so different you and I
>If we go through with this, we'll be disobeying command.
>Well, I always bad at following orders.
>I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
>It's my either my way, or the highway
>character goes on rant and confesses all his wrongdoings to someone
>wife/gf walks in
>>63409540
>Then they do it and it works.
So it was, as said by that character, a shitty movie written by a bunch of soulless, overpaid kikes?
>are you crazy, you're gonna get us all killed
>>63409610
>thats_the_joke.jpg
So obviously subtract the anti jewism from the post and you get my on-topic content, which is still relevant.
>>63409634
>it might just be crazy enough to work
>Head of FBI: I'm in charge here!
>CIA men storm into the room
>Not anymore you're not
>it's gonna be a bumpy ride
>It's showtime!
>>63409599
>Uh, how much of that did you overhear?
>Is that all you've got?
>we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>That looks dangerous! "Danger is my middle name"
>We're not so different you and I
>Why are you doing this?
>"Mom, Dad, I am fa-..."
>Phone rings, neighbour knocks, parents become bananas.
>Character cuts his own hair with a scissor
>Next scene his hair looks like it's done by a professional
>Enhance it
>>63409475
He's standing right behind me, isn't he
>Where are you?!
>Here
>You will never get away with this!
>Watch me.
>Where are you going?
>I have to return some videotapes
Everytime.
>Try this on for size!
>Scientist can't find his glasses.
>They are on his head. LOOOOL
These are some real cringeworthy dialogues
>go on! save yourself!
>>63409776
>by a professional
you mean Dr. Gino?
>It's over!
>Not yet!
>hero refuses an offer to join some organization
>returns and accepts 5 minutes later because he finds out something bad happened
>>63409660
Works with FBI and local police too
>tik tik tik tik tik
>I'm in.
>character is an orphan
>your mother/father loved you!
>We're not out of the woods yet
>Dream of making out with hottie
>Wake up being licked by dog/assorted livestock
>To the president: Sir, we've got a situation
>>63409988
>genious scientist
>"who will I be speaking on the phone to ?"
>"it's the President"
>bad guy is about to kill the female protagonist
>somebody shoots the bad guy just the second before
>>63409558
cringe
>>63410025
>Sir, the president's on the line
>>63410085
>With all respect, this will be difficult to understand, sir. umm, this is the best plan
>explains plan
>>63410025
>scientists
>they always wear labcoats
This triggers me.
>ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MOIND?
What did he mean by this?
>I have to do this.
>But you'll die!
>oh, NOW you want my help
yes, now that im literally going to die if i dont get your help, i want your help.
fucking half-breeds
>chopper sounds
>"im no senators son" starts playing
>The villain was planning this, he wanted to be caught!
>>63409908
>If you ever change your mind kid, you know where to find me
>>63410236
>It's the only way.
>the bad guy is cooking
>the bad guy is cooking pasta
>film isn't over
'It's not over, yet!'
>film continues
>>63409475
>but it just might work
>Ruuuuuunnn!!
>Hero and villain inside car.
>Hero crashes it on purpose.
>1960's south east asian conflict movie
>Ooo, their red, white and blue starts playing
>Somebody set me up!
>What about plan B?
>There is no plan B!
>torture scene
>classical music
>at least you can talk
>The coroner rests his sandwich on the dead body
>>63410072
This is why I loved The Quick and the Dead
Aside from based performances from everyone involved.
"Your gunfighter's dead. Old news."
>There's no escape
>Bad guy's plan involves the city's water supply,
>In English, Professor!
>You should've killed me when you had your chance.
>You ever wonder when you should stop living up here, and start living down here
>Nigga...it is 6AM in the morning...
>It's not over, til I say it's over!
>how do i know youre not working for them
>>63409475
>if you kill him, you're just as bad as he is!
>>63409475
>so crazy it might just work!
>iq: superior
>as of 0 800 I'm taking charge of this operation.
>HEY what the hell do you think you're doing? This is MY case.
>-Not anymore.
>>63410369
>What about Plan B?
>That WAS Plan B!
>>63410655
literally never happened in a film, but the concept sure does piss edgelords off
>>63410391
every time
>>63410125
IRL if a scientist is in the lab they will 100% always wear labcoats. Nowhere else though.
>In english please!
>>63409938
>Go to the North. Meet with the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son may grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself.
>>63410771
>guy kills thousands of people and threatens to kill millions more
>it's edgy to want to kill him and stop his mass genocidal intentions
KAY
This thread is making me contort or of cringe.
>You want the good news, or the bad news?
>hero avoids being hit by a thousand bullets
>gets hit by first tranquilizer dart
>>63410905
literally never happened
>Time's up
>>63410025
>"I have someone i want you to speak to"
>"oh really? Who?"
>"the new viceroy of Area 11"
>"gee I don't know what to say to such an important person... Hello?"
>"Big Brother!?"
Yeah I don't even care that it's a Sudanese cartoon. That shit blew my fucking mind when I first saw it.
>If I wanted to kill you
>I would have done it already
no line triggers me more then this fucking crap
>>63410892
>that WAS the good news
>If I told you I'd have to kill you
>>63410267
BODY MOVIN'
BODY MOVIN'
>>63410818
I work at a university chemistry lab and almost nobody wears labcoats unless working with something highly dangerous or on a huge scale.
>>63410400
Your a big guy
>>63410400
Who paid you to grab soctor pavel?!?!!??!??!
>"my plan is perfecrt"
>it isn't
>beta protagonist is about to kiss/confess love to love interest
>gets interrupted
>>63409660
FBI don't get to bring friends.
>The enemy is never Jewish
Why /tv/?
>>63411069
For you
>>63411015
from which third world country do you post? Are you Indian?
>That guy is a real jerkass
>...
>Why are you guys so quiet all of a sud- He's right behind me, isn't he?
>>63411055
>protagonist is about to kiss love interest
>pet/companion covers its face or shows disgust
>>63411087
movies are supposed to be fantasy
not real life
>>63411100
Organic synthesis at a german elite university. Maybe after your first time in a lab you'll understand :^)
>protagonist tries to explain plot to unlikable sidekick
>"you just don't get it, do you?"
>>63411015
Chemical engineer here, lab coats are obligatory in any respectable lab.
>protagonist leaves office after a miserable workday
>finds parking ticket on car
>it precipitates
>>63411149
Most Unis require you to have a labcoat at all times in the lab. You are either shitposting or ahmed complained it was not a proper outfit for him.
>>63411211
>"It cant get any worse though right"
>water starts falling from the sky in droplets
>he's got nothing left to lose
>that just makes him more dangerous
>For you
>we are running out of thyyme!
>Hot woman showering
>She doesn't spread her butt cheeks to wash her ass
>>63409580
>we'll be disobeying command
>Well, I always bad at following orders.
Learn2english, retard.
>Don't you dare die on me!
>people around me gets hurt
>Can't this thing go any faster?!
>"Is that all you've got?"
>villain send even more men/gets more powerful
>snarky sidekick: "you just had to ask, didn’t you?"
>protagonist enters abandoned living space
>"And I thought MY place was dirty!"
>>63409908
starship troopers did this well actually
>>63411973
Starship Troopers did a lot of things well
>protagonist finds himself with a huge problem
>asks friends for help
>I'm in!
>So am I!
>that one edgy character that the protagonist has been feuding with the whole movie speaks up
>What the hell, I don't have anything better to do
>I AM the senate
>movie set before 1980
>everyone is openly racist and sexist
>woman/non-white character is a kind genius who acts heroicly, shaming the white man
>IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM
>>63412186
Literally Mad Men.
>>63410437
fucking christ...
>>63409475
>"Yes."
>>63410247
>it ain't me
>Wait! It's not what it looks like!
>>63409938
>character finds his real parents
>goes back to foster parents and lets them know they are his/her "real" parents after confronting biological parents
>roommate always watches Arrow
>half of this shit happens in any given episode
>"Your too close to this you off the case!"
>what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B!
>*chuckle* if i wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already
>>63409475
>'I need to hack into the database to upload the virus...GOT IT!'
>shows a bar filling up with the words 'uploading virus' above it
>male and female talking at a bar
>someone makes ONE flirtatious comment
>2 second pause of characters looking at each other provocatively
>cuts to sex scene
>episode title is antonym of previous episode's title
>talk shit about someone behind their back
>"he's right behind me isn't he"
I was happy when W/ Bob and David did a sketch on this.
>character is alone
>somebody else starts talking even though there is no one in the room with them
>it's dialogue from the next scene that we haven't cut to yet
>>63412561
>She's right behind me, isn't she?
>Actually, I'm in front of you.
>black person with glasses
>hyper intelligence
>you wouldn't believe me even if I told you
>try me
>>63409475
>It's... Treason, then.
>buddy cop movie
>Black guy never shuts up about him being black
>>63409727
>Enough to...
>character can't solve problem
>comedy sidekick nonchalantly alludes to possible solution followed by nonsense
>"wait...what did you say?"
>sidekick repeats nonsense
>"no not that, before that"
>whatever you're going to do, do it now
>>63411452
>*'Not your kind of people' starts playing*
>>63411973
faggot
>>63413237
Dumbass.
>Affable villain makes an unexpected appearance
>"What. No 'nice to see you'?"
>If you wanna get to him, you're gonna have to go through me.
>And me.
>And me.
>I didn't think-
>No. You DIDN'T think.
>Have you lost your mind? You are crazy, you are insane, you... you are a genius!
>plane scene
>protagonist shoots a man before throwing him out of a plane
>protagonist is trying to find a way to solve a huge problem
>keeps thinking about an important conversation he had in the past with emphasis on a certain key-word or phrase
>while doing a mundane task like shopping for groceries an unrelated character uses the certain key-phrase or word
I know this is pretty specific but I can't stand it
>how did you know that one was the fake?
>because you just told mefox boy
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>>63409484
>defuses a bomb seven seconds before detonationthe game gives you body armor for doing so
>>63414111
Name one example of this happening.
>>63413478
nonce
>>63409732
>>We're not so different you and I
That was the best part of pic related tho
>>63414220
Sodomite.
>protagonist gets dubs
>Protagonist is retired Military
>gets caught up in Plot and just goes along
>"Alright, so for my plan we're gonna need to use a little bait."
>"Alright, what's the bait?"
>"Us"
>speeds off
>>63410771
> T16 zooms over planet, blasting womp rats
> Sith ain't me starts playing
>>63414175
> defuses bomb 7 seconds before detonation
> dialogue says 3 more clicks and Mr. goldfinger would have hit the jackpot
>If I pull that off, would you die?
>charactrer is dying
>decides now is the time to start explaining vital information
>dies right before the most important bit
>>63414796
My dick?
>>63414831
Depends, are you a big guy?
>>63409845
It happened to me lot of times
>>63414894
for ewe
>>63414188
I don't think any of us can really name a movie with our examples. We just see the trope and it's engrained in our psyche, while the movie is easily forgotten.
>happy montage
>sad montage
Someone should make a show with nothing but cliche dialogues
>I gotta get me one of those.
>I thought she was with you
>>63415063
I know of something similarand it's pretty damn good too
>>63409580
>I always bad
>Could you explain that again in English please?
>How long is it going to take?
About 40 days.
>You have 20.
>>63410599
7:30*
>>63415439
>Just pretend for a minute, that I don't understand (insert)
>>63414188
Nearly every House episode, right? That's a major use of the clinic sequences too
>>63414188
Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets where Harry is just looking around and notices a puddle
>>63411384
dammit, I lost
>>63412209
>Man of Steel
>kills anyway
>full frontal immediately after sex scene
>man is totally flaccid
>>63416517
>has never had sex
>character is a former marine
>>63409475
>evil and good unite to fight the bigger evil
huge sucker for that trope to be completely honest familia, love it.
>>63416576
Are you referring to yourself? Because anyone who has had sex would know it takes a while for all the blood to leave the member.
>>63416739
Yeah but you wait til you're soft before getting out of her / getting up you fucking virgin
>>63416799
Virgin detected
>>63416799
Not in tv and movies, which is what this thread (and board) are about.
>>63411175
>>63411221
only if the PI is a shithead that allowed unsafe practices in the lab so now he's forced to enforce the strictest conduct possible or it's his ass. in reality no one wears a lab coat unless you're frequently handling chemicals in easy to spill/glass containers.
>>63412985
>characters finish having sex
>woman looks satisfied
>man looks smug
>>63417039
>characters having sex
>>63412561
that actually has happened to me more often than you imagine
>>63414175
>defuse the bomb with a thirty seconds left on the timer
>the countdown starts back up ticking twice as fast
>NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
>not bad for a rookie
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>Character points gun at enemy
>Long-winded speech
>character is getting his ass kicked
>suddenly remembers his family/loved one/mentor
>gets up and defeats the bad guy
>>63409760
Kek
>>63409475
>characters are in a seemingly impossible situation
>(set amount of time) earlier
Usually show starts with main character framed for murder and rest of the episode up until that point is flashback.
>WW2 movie
>there is always one religious guy quoting the Bible
>>63410756
>Time for Plan B
>What's Plan B?
>RUN!
Wait a minute! Animals don't talk!
>>63418111
>Plan B?! We need plan C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, V, W, X, Y, Z! We need to get the hel outta here!
>>63410771
Nigger have you ever Return of the Jedi?
>>63414167
I don't get the reference?
>You're psychotic
>That's a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
>But what about your resignation letter?
>What resignation letter?
>>63413667
>Villain: Very well.
>Goes through them all.
>it was you all along, wasn't it
>1 + 1 = 2
> in english please mr science guy
>Character watching/just finished seeing something frightening
>Another character walks up behind them and gets their attention by putting their hand on their shoulder
>>63409660
>sarcastically I'm in charge
>>63410892
>says something that sounds like the bad news
>"now for the bad news"
>>63409475
>"I'm not racist, but you see..."
45 minutes later
>"So that"s why NIGGER NIGGER JEW KIKE SPIC NIGGER, understand?"
>>63419131
Zimbabwe
>goofy side-character is the only one who actually comes up with good ideas and notices important stuff
>scientist trying to solve a major problem
>noting down the final puzzle pieces on some sheet of paper
>"MY GOD, FINALLY!"
>goes on to run through the research institution until at a certain high ground
>throws entire paper work into the air while cheering
>coworkers watch on and start to clap and cheer as well
> fucking a girl
> rigor mortis sets in
the shit I put up with
>[uplifting music starts playing]
>>63418593
It aint me starts playing
>>63409788
>no, i'm in front of you
>mishap and mayhem ensue over protags clumsiness
> some dour shopkeep sees the end off all his inventory/most valuable merch
> by sheer luck the cresendo of destruction dies down moments before the assumed inevitable
> music dies down, all is quiet
> bumbling protag or sidekick or malovelent squirrel trips and subsequently causes the obliteration of said artefacts
> shopkeep breaks down
> knows he is fucked
> whole village comes to his help and banishes our hero
> guess who they'll desperatey depend upon 15 mins later?
>>63419860
>When /tv/ points out tropes you've never noticed
This place makes me hate everything a little more each day. Thanks anon.
>>63409484
I loved it in when Bond defused Goldfinger's dirty bomb007seconds before detonation.
>>63409642
You aren't funny.
>>63410298
>film leads you to believe that the film is coming to an end
'It's not over yet!'
>film continues for another half an hour
>>63410960
>Takes place on Boston
>montage starts
>Dropkick Murphys
>>63420902
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>>63412413
I'm a sucker for this for some reason.
> You'll never get away with this!
> I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
>>63412698
The only time this was done right was in One False Move.
That character was pure evil so it wasn't nerdy black man cliche
>>63421070
mfw
>>63410254
You could say it was all part of their plan to get caught...
>You've been hurt! It's not my blood.
>>63409660
"NO! I'm supposed to be in charge here!"
>>63410867
FUCK YOU
>>63413124
Underrated kek
>SOMEONE CALL 911 NOW!!!
