>character about to give a speech
>start reading some papers he had prepared
>"I had this words but fuck that, I'll talk from my heart" and puts the papers in his pocket
>proceeds to give another speech
Literally every movie ever
>character stays behind to give other characters time to escape
>monster/bad guy catches other people every single time
>"But who's going to [difficult/dangerous or embarrassing task]?"
>characters look at Anon
>"you mean -- hey wait a minute"
>bouncy tune
>Anon dressed like woman
>NO, negative, no way, I aint doing that, absolutely not, zero chance, no way Jose, never, period.
>cuts to next scene character doing exactly that
>"nobody in this crime investigation unit leaves until we find out everything you can about Anon"
>"i want to know the nose-hair color of his third-grade social studies teacher, what websites he browses while at work, what he wipes his ass with in the morning, everything!"
>>63401648
What can I say, OP? Some actors can pull it off.
>>63401966
>Anon proceeds to get fucked in his tight boipussy
>>63403334
But he was reading from the teleprompter there.
>>63401938
>victim running fullspeed as fast as possible from killer/stalker
>killer walking slow pace
>victim somehow trips
>killer catches up to them in literally seconds
>it aint me starts playing
>>63401648
>sign in to /tv/
>nothing but hate for John Landis
>Being and or not being a virgin is such a big deal that it engulfs their entire existence in high school
>>63403451
>you know, (speech about morals and society)
>(cuts to scene of bad deeds hypocrisy)
>>63401938
>guy sacrifices himself so a woman can live
>they weren't even in a relationship beforehand
>literally c u c k e d to death
>underground dance scene
>bomfunk mc's "freestyler" starts playing
>Wait until you meet ____ (they,he,she) are perfectly normal
> (cut to something wacky)
>>63401648
>he realizes he's not a natural speaker
>takes the papers from the trashcan and starts awkwardly reading from them
>group of thieves doing a super important heist
>one guy gets cold feet and leaves or dies or gets hurt or whatever
>he gets replaced by someone
>"He's a good guy, I can vouch for him"
>replacement ends up being a psychopath who fucks everything up
>old person talking about some crazy shit
>later they find out he was right
>old person is now wise person
>>63403926
>All the rumors, all the stories, they're all true
>She's with you?
>I thought she was with you!
>how do I know I can trust you?
>...you don't
>can you crack it?
>yes but I need more time!
>how long?
>I don't know...maybe fifteen minutes
>you have five minutes
>I'll have it done in one
>suburban family
>wife has cooked breakfast for her husband and children
>bus arrives for the kids so they leave
>husband is late for work so he just grabs a piece of toast then leaves quickly
>wife is left alone with all that food just sitting there
>Shoot button
>Door opens
>>63404224
Why the fuck was she cooking a big ass breakfast that late in the morning when she knows her family's schedule?
>gee maybe today my husband won't have to be in at 9 AM
>maybe today the kids won't go to school
Yeah fucking right. She knows what she's doing. She's guilt tripping them. Then she pigs out on all that food after they leave.
>character giving a speech
>he starts out nervous and drinking water
>he slaps himself and starts to laugh
>gains confidence as the speech continues
>by the end he's scrunching up pages and tossing them around
>who says women can't x
>teenager's first day at high school
>at lunch he tries to sit with the jocks and they tell him to fuck off
>cute girl waves in his direction
>he walks over
>turns out she was waving at someone else
>he has to sit with the other losers who become his best friends for the rest of the movie
<fortunate sun film
<Vietnam war starts
>the cafeteria is split up by social class
>every friend group has the one interest that solely defines them like technology or being eco friendly
>>63401648
The Wedding Ringer did a joke about this thing.
>>63401938
>character stays behind when there is no need to say behind and they would have all been gone before the bad guy got there
>>63404414
he is always better than other losers.
>woman joins the group
>someone gives her a gun
>"you sure you know how to use that thing?"
>woman proceeds to wipe out a dozen henchmen with it in a matter of seconds
>"i used to play call of duty"
>cop movie
>THE DEA IS GONNA HAVE MY ASS
>highschool movie
>orientation, football final, prom and graduation all happen within the first week
>>63404284
>shoot button
>door locks
>>63404960
Underrated post
>>63401648
dumb fucking frogposter
>>63402027
>the basis for every It's Always Sunny opening
>>63402027
Every episode of frasier ever.
>>63403926
>It's got a death curse!
>>63404224
This is one of those practical tropes that is just easier for the production crew b.c of continuity.
>character being chased by a cgi monster
>the monster is running twice as fast as a human and is just about to grab them-
>next shot
>the monster is 6ft away and just about to grab-
>next shot
>the monster is 3ft away and just about to grab-
>the character escapes to safety!
>Characters have biblical/religious names
>None of them fit any of the movies themes
>People act like this makes the movie deeper somehow
>"if that is actually possible, and that's a big IF"
>character spouting scientific jargon
>"in english, please"
>character starts a long conversation
>it cuts mid scene and continues from the last word in a new location
>watching David Fincher movie
>get Finched
>uncharacteristic music starts playing
>new scene, the music continues playing and fits this environment
>>63405990
>it's a boring scene of people doing boring things
>blink 182 or sum 41 starts playing
>cut to late 90s/early 2000s high school party
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>sports movie
>slow motion as the protagonist scores the winning points
>you're unbelievable starts playing
