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Titanic (1997)
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>Remember: women and children only

What did he mean by this?
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>>63390570
he means you can only fuck women and children, no man on man action.
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>>63390570

Men's lives have no value it seems.
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Hes executing order 66
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>>63390570
he ain't no homosexual
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>The fate of all straight white males on this ship is sealed. No one shall leave. Shoot every single disgusting privileged caucasian XY-chromosomed piece of shit that attempts to get on the lifeboats.

What did he mean by this?
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>hear the cućktain of the ship say "women and children only"
>lead my family into the semi-flooded corridors of the lower level
>butcher them with an ax
> wear my wife's dress and use her severed scalp as a wig
>make it home safely
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>"women and children only!"
>tackle him and bite his jugular vein out of his neck
>FUCK THAT NIGGER EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>63390570
Women and children first. One of the officers boarding the lifeboats took it to mean women and children only, so a bunch of them were lowered under capacity.

Cap was in shock, so he failed horribly in giving any clear directions. This is canon btw.
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Ne was discussing white male privilege
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>>63391103
He*
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Why did she do it?
It has massive historical significance and is worth a truckload of money, and she threw it away cause muh handsome Leonardo she knew for five days
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>I'm going to sink this bitch
What did he mean by this?
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>>63391169
nigger she's old and crazy, she don't care about shit like that anymore
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Any real man would have no need for a lifeboat and would have swam until help came.

Only beta losers would even ask to get on a life boat and you could be sure they were never getting sex again once people found out.
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> Push the useless children into the water and help men onboard

> mfw
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>>63390570

It's all about equal pay and being treated as equals. That is until the ship is fucking sinking and than it's
>WOMAN FIRST!

Why not
>MEN and CHILDREN FIRST?

Only reason I could think of is because woman give birth and they can produce more future babies while men can't. Which to that I would say Isn't the world already waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over fucking populated ?
I think the world would Survive if a few baby factory producing machines went over board
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>>63391169
They added in an ADR of her going "ooh!" when she drops it, so I thought she had parkinsons or something and dropped it anyway

There should have been a deleted scene where the guys in the submarine found it the next day
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>>63391175

he is going to sink a couple of non alcoholic beverages with his colleagues
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>>63391169
Crippling neurological brain disease that actually ended up killing her that very night.
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>>63391208
This, the chef on the ship kept drinking while it sank and swam in the water until a lifeboat picked him up
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>>63390700
Kek
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>>63391169
Because shes a selfish rich cunt who knew she was about to die very soon and didn't give a shit about her grand daughter or the future of her family.
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>>63391208
I know you're memeing but the water was cold as fuck and you would have died of hypothermia in minutes
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>survival rate for mothers of young children was ~95%
>survival rate for the children themselves was ~50%
what did the women mean by this?
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>>63391218
Because women are physical weaker and less likely to surrive than a man
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>boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats n hoes
What did he mean by this?
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>>63391061
Surprising how a captain with such experience could fuck up so bad.
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>>63391282
Rich first class ladies came before poor third class children. Also consider there were barerly any children on first class
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>>63391277
That's why they swim dumbass.
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>>63391208
This.
I'm a survivor of the titanic lads, and once I came ashore word spread like wildfire of my cowardice, and I never had sex once. I couldn't even pay a prostitue, everyone knew.
That's why I am here now as a 118 year old virgin, and I still bear the knowledge to this day.
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>>63391282
motherly instinct in a nutshell
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>>63391308
He was close to retirement, and had probably never experience anything like that before.
Also the crew werent trained for a situation like that making the entire thing worse
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>>63391331
Mr Plinkett get the fuck out
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>as the frigid water stiffens my body, I feel my erection stiffen with it and I whisper something that makes the entire lifeboat of women burst into hysterical, traumatized sobs before sinking forever under the water
>"It was my privilige"
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>>63391308

it didnt matter much there wasnt anywhere near enough lifeboots
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>>63391061
Do reels?
Damn.
That's gotta feel shitty.
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>>63390570
>No parent should have to bury their child...

What did he mean by this?
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>>63391308
Oh yeah, but the guy was traumatized. He knew that the majority of passengers were going to die, and the worlds most hyped ship was fucked on its maiden voyage, both under his watch. On top of that, he knew he would have to go down with the ship.
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>>63391401
He could have told the passengers to jump on the iceberg where they could safely wait for help without drowning.
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>>63391282

is this true? what an amazing statistic
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>>63390570
>it's a theoden is captain of the titanic episode
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>>63391393
>"It was my privilige"
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>>63391289
>Because women are physical weaker
Feminist would argue against this ... until a ship they are on is sinking than its "Woman first!!!"
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>>63391461
Holy fuck I never made that connection before.
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>>63391282
Children make fantastic flippers and oars in a tight spot
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>>63391308
He didn't, it was his stupid men that fucked up by not understanding the basic idea that they should have filled the boats up.
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>Be the director of White Star Lines traveling with your magnificent new ship
>Halfway through the journey some idiot drive the ship into an iceberg
>As one of the people responsible for the ship you need to take charge
>Spend an hour directing and helping passengers getting on board life boats and yelling at stuck up first class passengers
>Suddendly realise you are the only person left on this side of the ship with a single lifeboat that still got some space
>Surrival instinct kicks in and you jump on board the life boat
>Spend the rest of your life being heavily criticised and blamed for everything about the disaster
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>>63391555
He could have asked for more lifeboats when designing it.
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>>63391169
She was saying goodbye to her past and letting go of her memories before she died or something.

But yeah she was fucking retarded.
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>>63390925
Underrated post..
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>>63391555

Truly it does suck for him.

This shit would have been infinity worse had he not been on the project.
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>>63391006
This is why they should have had black men on Titanic. They could have saved all the males on the ship by doing something like this.
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>>63391583

He did try to increase the legal requirement for lifeboat numbers so that White Star Lines would have to put more, but alas.
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>>63391628
What? He demanded the number of lifeboats reduced so first class had a less cramled promenade deck.

Grade A cunt.
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>>63391369
kek'd
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>>63391669
He should have tried harder then.
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>>63391665
Anon this 3D picture isn't working properly
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So who is the one that have most blame?
Personally I would say the watchmen, but the guys who ignored all warnings about entering waters filled with icebergs arent innocent either
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>>63391747
Definitely the watchmen, followed by Captain "Let's go faster, there won't be a disaster" Cùck
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>>63391679

Which was the legal requirement.

Do you not think he would have like to say no to that?
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>>63391217
Again I'm not getting on any Disney cruse ship if I don't see a few thug looking black guys.
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>>63391832
It was HIM who ordered the boats to be reduced from 48 to the bare minimum, moron.
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>>63391704
How about now?
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>>63391461
C.uck King
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He was enforcing the values of patriarchy by ensuring that women would not be empowered by being allowed to go down with the ship.
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>>63391897

Wait, sorry.

I had him mixed up with Thomas Andrews.

No, he is a cunt.
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>>63391897

No, wait you are right, I had him mixed up with Thomas Andrews.
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>>63391997
Ida Straus
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>>63391747
If you read the history of the events leading up to the disaster, there's a whole string of fuckups and unfortunate coincidences. Ignoring warnings, lost binoculars, still waters, and then some.
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>>63390570

>"Sinking this ship, with minimal casualties."

What did he mean by this?
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>>63390595
keeek
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>>63392308
Ahhh you think water is your ally. You merely adopted to the water. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the surface until I was already a berg, and by then it was nothing to me but MELTING.
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>>63391665
>implying they wouldn't swamp literally every lifeboat
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>>63391228
>so I thought she had parkinsons or something and dropped it anyway
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>>63390925
Alfrid doesn't have a wife.
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I can't believe SJWs even controlled the Titanic. What's happening to this country?
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>>63391006

تشتبك من السيوف: ونشيد المترددين.
مسار القتال هو مسار الحياة.
حتى في خضم هجوم، وتدمير الطغيان.
وبغية دراسته واقراره
أو
إما حياة ذهب صراط مستقيم
أو ممات رغم الأعداء

صليل السيف النشيد التحدي
درب القتال من خلال الحياة
بين اقتحام للطغاة من أي وقت مضى
كاتم للصوت وصوت جميل وردد

أخي للقيام بقاء درب،
نحن نتحرك معا لمنع الغزاة
ورفع المجد والحمام جباه
عرضة للإذلال هو الله
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>>63390570
He meant he was a kek
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>>63391169
>>63391202
>>63391271
>>63391598
Can you imagine what that fucking diamond could have done? She could have donated it to a Museum, She could have made a saving's account for her future generations. She could have sold it and used the money to donate to a million different charities.

But no, that dumb bitch threw it in the fucking ocean. God damn bullshit.
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DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
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is that king theoden
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