Thoughts on new episode boys?
>>63384561
>Evil Dead, I'm DEA
>>63384561
Damn good, cafe scene was top notch
>>63384634
Didn't expect the kids to bite it, they did.
And I loved it!
The whole thing is just off because Ash no longer fears the Deadites.
Half the fun of the originals was Ash getting subjected to the Deadite torture like the graveyard scene.
Now it's just Ash blowing Deadites up, shitty sidekicks trying to say something badass and failing.
>>63384794
>muh horror
Fuck off already
>>63384561
Thoughts on this cutieee?
I love Ash's new hand.
>>63384794
hm I kind of agree but I'm loving it anyway.
>>63384828
>le zany wacky fun
You know which site you should turn to for that
The question is though would you her fuck her when she was possessed?
>>63384794
I'm glad they never made another horror movie after the first one. They could never have touched it or even come close. Going comedy hybrid was the best way to do it. ED1 is perfect. When I want petrified Ash who isn't sure if the demons are manipulating the cabin or if he's just hallucinating, I'll watch ED1 for the horror.
>>63384561
Delete this, stop discussing the show. I'm only on episode 1 you assholes.
stahp
>>63385145
Man, can believe the first 5 episodes were all in Ash's head the whole time? What an amazing twist!
>>63384634
>Ash tries to fuck his way out of paying for a $22 meal
I love this show.
>>63384845
i hate her desu.
>>63384845
liked her on the Late Late Show with Craiggy Poo and I like her on this.
>>63385668
>im married and thats my husband
Ash played that shit fantasticly
>>63385145
episode one is the only good one so far imo
>>63384611
>Evil Dead, I'm DEA
>Not Evil Dead, I'm ASH
>>63385743
Not that guy but the original one sounds better than your suggestion.
Sorry Senpai, baneposting is an art.
>>63384845
>A moody Jewish wild child trying to outrun her past.
>Jewish
In the bin.
>>63385039
>>63384845
She's 32 what the fuck
>>63385790
You mean in theoven?
Some major tomfuckery is going on with Ruby
>>63384794
Bullshit, he was scared as fuck when he had just his hand and then horrified when the kid died. Chill out.
>>63385959
in the same vein as we're mostly all jaded to gore and strange porn compared to the rest of the internet Ash is mostly jaded to deadites.
He knows how to handle himself and kill em and as long as he's got a weapon he knows he can kick their undead asses.
Only thing that even remotely bothers him is as you said the body count of innocents around him
It's still great. It moves slow as shit, but I'm ok with that. Don't really care about the cop but I don't mind the other side characters.
Waiting for the inevitable showdown between Ash and his hand.
>>63384845
i prefer the black chick
jill marie jones has some amazing tits. hopefully she does a nude scene.
do you think ruby masturbates with ash's hand?
>>63386106
I figure its either waiting for Ruby or its stowed away in his camper.
>inb4 season finale is the hand getting the book and the book giving it a Evil Deadite Ash body.
I really love it. I'm enjoying more than any other show in a while. Ash is hilarious and the secondary characters are actually interesting.
>>63386177
those giant nigger lips
>>63386209
>>63386295
Oh shit, Pablo's a deadite!
Needs more cabins in the woods and less Pedro
>>63386295
fucking Pedro is the Thing
>>63385797
She looks 32, you're probably used to americans that look 50 at 25
Black female cop is the worst
Is 'If Chins Could Kill' any good?
>>63386209
>imagine those lips kissing and wrapping around your cock
>>63386562
of course
>>63386562
Yes.
>>63384960
you're on it bro
>look at the frog boys!
>"i hate everything! im the most autistic!"
>reddit reddit reddit reddit tumblr /pol/ nigger
it's like peewee's playhouse up in here desu
>>63386627
>>63386648
Noice, gonna start reading after i'm finished with Generation Kill.
>>63386582
>those massive tits bouncing on your dick
>those big soft lips on your dick
>watching that phat ass reverberate with every thrust
fuck.
>>63386582
stopppp, I'm only one man
God damnnnn
>>63384561
It was gud, especially the piss
>>63385743
look at the OP image
>>63386768
Brock Lesner was proud of that amount
>>63386759
This was hot as fuck
what the fuck, this whole fucking series sucks
music sucks
"acting" sucks
special effects suck and the plot sucks aswell
how can anyone like this shit
>>63386860
Her lips and eyes and body just fuck my shit up son..
>>63386968
tfw new jewish waifu
Ash vs the Memevil Reddead
>>63386295
that is grade A 10/10 nigger woman
would buy at market prices
>>63385039
she was even hotter when possessed in my imho :^)
lucy catches up to bruce when?
>>63385668
>tfw Ash tries to con Kramer and grill into paying for a 22 dollar meal
>>63387011
she's not even jewish
>>63387718
why does it look like she hasn't aged a day since the end of xena? like wtf?
>>63387819
Yes she is, look it up
>>63387921
lucy flawless
will this show have a musical episode?
>>63388076
yes, the season finale
As far as meme shows go, this one is surprisingly good.
>>63388076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrDui7xeGv0
>>63387936
According to her imdb oage she's of italian/sicilian descent
>>63384561
Much better than the previous one
Hopefully it goes out with a bang in the final episode
>>63386295
Welp
>>63384960
>we don't allow fun here, go back to leddit amirite guise do I fit in yet
you're worse than him
>>63389059
>it goes out with a bang in the final episode
season two already confirmed after the airing of the first episode
>>63389764
Thats something I love about Starz a show has to do spectacularly bad for it to not get at least 2 seasons.
Coupled with the fact Evil Dead already has a well established fanbase and all the positive reviews of the show I wouldn't be surprised if the show lasts 4 or 5 seasons at least.
This show is starting to suck dick.
We get it, she is a jew and they can get away with saying fuck.
>>63384561
I like the new episode, enjoy most scenes and all supporting char seem getting together
>>63384794
It's fucking 30 years later faggot he needs some growth, the sidekicks play that role now
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