I was going to say that I'm looking forward to this movie, but whatever.
Fuck you
>>63381522
YA shit, once again.
>>63381522
that guy looks like an ayy lmao
>>63381522
That guy is AYY LMAO
>>63381542
Yeah
This movie is a few years too late to catch the wave for teen cataclysm love triangle drama.
At least there's chloe shooting guns
>>63381542
It looked like such a fun movie until all of a sudden "we teenagers must save the world!" and I instantly zoned out
>>63381522
>We called them "The Others"
what an unoriginal piece of shit
>>63381829
this desu
they really couldnt think of anything better?
>>63381829
And the soundtrack is by John Fogerty
>>63381893
At leastit ain't me
Do they really need to shit out every YA franchise in existence? Do YA shits that aren't Hunger Games even make that much of a profit?
>>63382038
I would imagine that they make profit.
>>63381977
:3
>>63381522
Does this have anything to do with The First Wave?
So what makes the alien invaders lose? What shitty writing am in for when I watch this dreck?
>>63381522
Did they specifically cast that guy to give away the "tweest" that he's an ayylmao?
Also, I got fairly invested in the book, and the trailers aren't anything thrilling. Close enough, I guess, but not necessarily faithful.
>25 minutes ago.
Bravo mods, bravo.
>>63382177
Something between water and country music I hope.
>>63382194
Suck my diiiiiiiiiiick
>>63382038
YA books make scary money. I'm a librarian we get those things on rotation fast as fuck when they come out. Reservation lists in the dozens of names and that's the people who can't afford books/don't want to pay.
That shit is popular as fuck. Nothing is ever topping Harry Potter but the generation of kids who were young(6-7) when that series ended eight years ago are 14-15 now and they want that feeling back and these books give a small part of that to them.
>>63382171
I can't imagine the first wave being all that interesting.
A guy waving to another guy and the other guy just going "What the fuck is that?"
"What?"
"That shit with your hands, what is it?"
"I call it waving."
"Sounds faggy. Don't do that anymore."
>>63382177Military compound is actually the ayylmao secret base fucking niggas up and training human kids to be soldiers, Chloe's crush is training with them, and the lumberjack looking motherfucker is a rogue ayylmao who helps them escape and fucks shit up from the inside.
If I remember correctly.
>>63382077
The last Divergent movie's budget was $110M and it grossed $130M, and the last Maze Runner's budget was $61M, and it grossed $81M. Not really great results
>>63382273
>the lumberjack looking motherfucker
You mean Liev Schreiber?
>>63382194
>>63382388
>DUDE STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE I'M GOING TO DUMP PORN TO GET YOUR THREAD DELETED LMAO
I hope you get banned, faggot.
>>63382330
I meant the one in the OP poster.
>fighting a desperate war against extraterrestrials
>perfectly waxed eyebrows, facial hair and make up
flick
>>63382330
Or Chloë :p
>>63382507
nobody wants to watch a movie with ugly for 2 hours senpai
>>63382507
were you really expecting some sort of cinematic masterpiece?
its obvious that very best case scenario is ~120 minutes of dumb fun with chloe shooting guns
>>63382507
That bothered me too. I mean, the book was great in that it was a fairly gritty survival book with some interesting worldbuilding. This has the same names and settings, but it feels way too clean, like Divergent Hunger Runner ripoff #24601
>>63382583
>butt bothered fags trying to get the thread deleted
>>63382589
>24601
>people literally trying to get an on-topic thread deleted solely because of Chloe
This board is trash.
>>63382548
kek
seriously though she's more believable than a supermodel running around saving the world
>>63382627
Ayyy
>>63382645
The guy must really dislike her
Also he has nigger porn on his drive
>>63382667
That just looks uncomfortable for everyone involved.
>>63382673
I think so too. Especially with the pony tail.
Wavy hair looks nice but it doesn't really fit the movie.
>>63382763
>Wearing Marine woodlands
>I was a Marine
It's like a dream come true.
i saw this book at B&N the other day and chloe is on the cover
>>63382733
who is she
>>63382763not saying that I don't thing she's gorgeous
>>63382816
well it got your attention so I guess they're doing something right
>>63382855
How long is this series supposed to be?
>>63382583
>Lex & Miko Lee
great fucking scenes
>>63382928
>The 5th Wave is a 2013 young adult science fiction novel by Rick Yancey, the first installment in a trilogy
I guess that will keep Chloe's career afloat for the next 2 years anyway
>>63381522
is it true that she showed boobs in a sex scene?
slutting already jesus
>>63383360
No.
chloe moretz, she's a good lass
>>63381522
We went from
>Wizards
>Vampires
>Dystopia
>Now Aliens
What next?
>>63383806
Don't forget Zombies
those pictures chloe at the jingle bell ball in LA
she is still the master of the reaction face
>>63383806
More dinosaurs I hope. And not just Jurassic Park
>>63383858
She's the champ
>>63381522
Chloe does it again
Another "hit"
Sextape when?
>>63381522
Three threads about this movie have been deleted so far today, let's see if the hotpocket jockies are asleep enough to have a fourth.
>This garbage still up.
Bravo mods, bravo.
>>63383858
Which ones?
>>63384799
>I'm not allowed to make BLACKED threads but threads about actresses' careers are ok? Preposterous
Go back to reddit cukcy
every single retarded liberal wants gun control, until he lives in a post-apolyptic world... then all of a sudden, cops aren't good enough? yeah, well, fuck you. gun rights are ALWAYS needed – protect the 2nd amendment! #trump2016
>>63384690
>gun on the teddybear
>MUH LOSS OF INNOCENCE
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
There is nothing illogical about that. If we lived in a constant state of war it would make sense to be armed all the time. Carrying around a handgun because you're scared Jamal might rape you is just paranoia
>people think Chloe is attractive
ughhhhhh
>>63386782
are you some kind of homosexual?
>>63384883
when she was onstage
i feel like this film has the potential to catapult chloe into super stardom if they market it right
>>63381522
wow i was reading these books, had no clue there was going to be a movie about it
>>63381542
>mfw they will keep making YA shit year after year and they will never make Mortal Engines, the only YA shit that is actually good.
>literally B-tier Hunger Games, which isn't even good to begin with
>>63386821
>catapult chloe into super stardom
she literally destroyed hollywood at age 14
>>63386923
well she has a cult following but she isnt a household name
im talking jlaw or kstew tier
>>63381522
I really want this to do wellfor Chloe <3but it looks like absolute shit
>>63387004
I think it's only a matter of time until she reaches that level.
She's talented enough and very likeable.
>70 posts
>28 ips
>5 hours ago
>>63389428
A good old fashioned TV thread
It makes me smile
>>63383806
>vampires vs aliens
>>63382177
Chloe's sweet pussy juice
>>63389092
DEM LEGS I'M FULLY ERECT
>>63391408
that would make me lose, if you know what I mean
>>63386577
Yes, good goy, no need to protect yourself. Also, mix the races if you don't want to be a filthy racist
>>63382645
most on topic /hr/ chloe threads auto sage at under 50 posts...she is not well received by those in power
>>63393016
I kinda can't blame them
Most Chloë fans around here are total dildos.
>>63393016
It's just an outdated layover rule from back when insufferable waifufags spammed her everywhere nonstop for a year or two.
At this point I'd say it's far more likely that the new mods are just too fucking retarded to figure out how to remove it or they simply don't give a shit. Most likely a bit of both.
>>63393239
There's that one guy here who has a fuck-ton of magazines and all her movies, plus a wardrobe bra thing. Is that who you're talking about, or is that a "good" chloe fan? He's probably watching this thread, honestly.
>>63393491
I never talked to him much but he seemed cool.
He's got a Mosin too
>>63393491
Haha, yeah I'm here.
>>63393597
Thanks. I do have quite a few more guns than just the Mosin, though.
I really need to take an updated picture sometime. I've gotten probably 3 more films, as well as a big "Let Me In" poster on my wall. Disappointed there haven't been any new magazines out in a while. Maybe this film will change that.
>>63394364
My biggest envy isn't the pics but the interviews.
I save as many of them as I can find, but it's incomplete and not in print.
>>63394750
Yeah, they're nice to have. I pull them out and re-read them every now and again. I was fortunate to be touring around Southeast Asia when they had some Asia specific magazines in circulation. I still picked them up, but I've yet to translate them. Not many people I know around here who speak Malay.
>>63394934
Lucky you
I've got this spanish language one
>>63395082
Very cool. I don't actually have that one.
jesus dem nostrils....
>>63396322
They're such a neat shape
>>63396471
u can slide a quarter up those things.
Yeah I saw the trailer for this at Mockingjay tonight. I thought it was an Independence Day remake at first.
>>63397026
and I would
>>63397184
the independence day sequel is going to be even worse than this
>>63397313
What the fuck? They are doing that?
>>63397452
>Twenty years after the events of the first film, the international community recovers and builds up Earth's defenses using technology salvaged from remains of the alien forces. However, the aliens were able to send a distress signal before their final defeat, which results in a new task force of alien ships coming to Earth and threatening the human race once more.
Here we go again: The Movie
>>63397499
Welcome to earf, again
I want her to sit on my face
>>63383806
Mermaid
I don't care how shitty it is, I enjoy watching Chloe.
>>63399241
And hearing her voice :3
>>63399641
Kaguya was amazing for that <3
