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>Do, or do not. There is no try Isn't that an absolute?
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>Do, or do not. There is no try

Isn't that an absolute?
Does that mean Yoda is actually a sith lord?
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>Only a Jedi does not deal in any absolutes

no
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anny just says he sees the jedi as evil, he know it's just his perspective

mean while obi is full on racist
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>Only a sith deals in absolutes

That's literally an absolute statement in itself.

Was George exposing the hipocrisy of the Jedi in this scene? Did the ending of Episode 3 show us that the Jedi and the Sith are the same after all? Was it poetry? With this revelation in mind, how does that change the implications of the original trilogy?
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>>63381206
Are the jedi actually evil?

Was the empire right after all?
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>>63381090
Hehe...meme.
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Only a retard would try to find sense in Star wars dialogues.
This is an absolute.
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>>63381155
if a jedi says "Only a sith deals in absolutes" while confronting someone about possibly being a Sith, I think it's pretty clear that he's stating that Jedi do not deal in absolutes.
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>>63381605
From my point of view Star Wars dialogue is poetry.
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>>63381623
Then you are truly lost
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>>63381615
>I think it's pretty clear that he's stating that Jedi do not deal in absolutes.

No

Look at what you are saying.

A person who does not deal in absolutes at all is impossible. That would mean this person could not say "2 plus 2 equals 4" because that is an absolute.

You are fucking retarded
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>>63381707
Your a retard, rewatch the scene, he's talking to Anakin, the absolute line is him finally accepting Anakin is no longer a Jedi.

I'm not saying the movie is smart for having this GENIUS bit of dialogue, it's completely fucking retarded.
The movie is retarded.
You're a retard for defending it.
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>>63381605
I will do what I must
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>>63381707
I hope you're finally realizing how stupid the line is.
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>>63381993
I'm not defending the movie, I'm trying to show you you are wrong, but retards cant see when they are wrong.
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>>63382123
>retards can't when they are wrong

The irony.
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>>63382251
>weak comeback

kek
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>>63381090

It works because Sith believe in absolutes while the space hippies are terrible at critical thinking and even Yoda doesn't realize the folly of his statement.
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>>63381707
NO, NO, YOU ARE RETARDED
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>>63381090
no, he is just very, very stupid
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>>63382251
>>63382280
Only a Sith deals in comebacks
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>>63381090
notice how yoda isn't speaking backwards like everywhere else. apparently people just forgot that that the backwards speak was to hide his identity.
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>Owen Li, a Sith, deals in absolutes

Is this character supposed to be the famous Owen Li Juan Ovyú?
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>>63381090

Like any good universe, the characters in Star Wars are flawed. Just because Obi-Wan said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" doesn't make it true. It was just a knee-jerk phrase in an argument with Anakin.
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>>63383023

This. Obi-Wan starts off the entire OT with a pack of lies.
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>>63381623
>From my point of view Star Wars dialogue is poetry.
KEKKKKKEKKKKEKKEKKEK
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>>63381155
Absolutes lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.
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Idiots questioning the skills of George Lucas.

This line was obviously in place to highlight the hypocrisy of the Jedi Order and it goes some way to explain its fall. They were getting far too arrogant with their way. Overconfident, even.
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>>63381090
it's sith=>absolutes
not sith<=> absolutes
learn the difference ffs
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>>63383638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zqgN4mGdQ

sounds kinda exclusive since he starts the sentence with "Only a sith" and not just "a sith"
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>>63383638
So shouldn't he have said "Siths deal only in absolutes" then?

And what the fuck was anakins comment about perspective then, that's literally the opposite of an absolute

George is just a shit writer, there's nothing more to this
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>>63383638
That's totally incorect
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>>63381090
try not read too much into the philosophy of a vehicle for selling toys
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>>63383638

Try again. We can keep talking until you get it right.
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>>63383714
>So shouldn't he have said "Siths deal only in absolutes" then?

That would have been correct, yes.
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>>63383698
>>63383714
>>63383740
>>63383814
He clearly says: only SITH deal in absolutes.
So, if you're a Sith, you'll deal in absolutes.
He didn't say those who deal in absolutes are sith. Get it right
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Its clearly a case of objects (such as bowls, plates, etc.) that are made out of clay usually by hand and then baked at high temperatures so that they become hard
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>>63381090
>Do you even listen to yourself? You sound just like a Sith!
There I fixed it. Was that so terribly difficult, Lucas?
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>>63383884
You don't understand basic logic whatsoever.
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>>63383884

Is this some sort of ruse to frustrate me.

He says 'only a sith'. As in, the following property is possessed only by sith. 'Only sith' meaning, no one who isnt a sith has this property. And what property is that? Dealing in absolutes. Only the sith, meaning sith and no others, deal in absolutes.
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>>63383884
Even if he meant that it'd be retarded since Anakin didn't deal in absolutes, that one comment was the only one

It doesn't make any sense no matter how you try to twist it. It was just shitty writing, period
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>>63381090
Try reading this whole thread as a back and forth between anakin and obi wan on mustafar.
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>>63383023
>>63383073

/thread
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>>63383949
>>63383954
>>63383956
So if I deal with absolutes I'm a fucking Sith? Are you kidding me?
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>>63381206
>Did the ending of Episode 3 show us that the Jedi and the Sith are the same after all?
Did the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises show us that CIA and Bane are the same after all?

If you said "yes", than yes, it did.
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>>63384005
>It was just shitty writing, period
What part of that sentence do you not understand
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>>63384022
ok. I agree now. End of story. Good having a conversation m8
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>>63383884
I think you're misinterpreting what he said.

IF he had said "Every sith only deals in absolutes" you'd be correct, but his statement was alot more general and sweeping, and also, considering the context of the scene it's pretty clear he was stating that Anakin was a Sith based solely on him delivering the absolutist statement of "If you're not with me then you are my enemy"

He didn't say "Oh well I hope you realize that sith sometimes deal in absolutes" He made pretty clear that he thought all sith dealt in absolutes, and ONLY sith deal in absolutes.
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>>63384005

>So if I deal with absolutes I'm a fucking Sith? Are you kidding me?

Yes. Thats how it works. The set of people who deal with absolutes is entirely subset of the sith.

Are you being genuine? Ive never heard of anyone being this bad at logic statements.
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It's absolutes then
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Only shitposters deal in memes
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>>63384082
That's fucking stupid. You can't be a sith just because you deal in absolutes. Sith are more than that. You think you're correct but you're being clinched in a wrong hypothesis (obi wan's).
also: >bad at logic statements
fuck off. I fucking study that field.


the correct answer is >>63384022
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>>63381206

No, he is just a bad writer.
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>>63384145
We are explaining to you why it's shitty writing, you're fighting with us when you should be fighting the man who wrote it.
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>>63381090

Why didn't Yoda talk like Yoda in Episode V? He talks in regular sentences almost the entire time.
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>>63384199
Y-yes, Lord Sheev. I pledge myself to your ways.
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>>63381090
everybody above my post was trolled.
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>>63384145

Right, its empirically ridiculous, but you know that the statement is wrong because you know about people and how they talk. Internally to the statement, that only sith deal in absolutes is exactly what it says.

What do you mean you study logic? Ive read about 4,000 pages of academic material in the field of logic.

Is this some kind of joke? You have to be able to analyze a statement independently on knowing whether its true. You dont really know anything about logic if you must reformat a sentence to be less ridiculous.
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>>63384339
>What do you mean you study logic? Ive read about 4,000 pages of academic material in the field of logic.

top kek
>Lying on the internet
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>>63383638
The absolute value of anything = sith
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>>63384246
Bow down before monster mash and pledge yourself to the graveyard smash
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>>63384404

Here is my spreadsheet dog.
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>is it possible to learn this power?
>yes, if you speak in absolutes
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