I saw the US Government released a warning for US Citizens traveling to Europe due to the terrorists activity recently. I already have tickets to go to Italy in like 25 days, I'm going regardless of the warning. But I'm just wondering what stuff I can do to make myself not be such a "American" over there just to avoid being a potential target. Any advice is appreciated.
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>>63373131
>Wants to travel
>Can't even find the way to the correct board to post this
>>63373131
-Say you are Canadian
-Remember Football is Soccer for them.
-Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Tevez, all great players remember their names.
-Your favorite tv shows are The Graham Norton show Mr.Bean reruns and Kenny vs Spenny.
-Avoid using hawaian shirts or colorful shirts.
.no cargo shorts or shorts of any kind
-black sweater and jeans safest bet
-say you love Maradona, Italians worship him.
-pretend you have relatives in Argentina, they will treat you very well.
Stay safe.
>>63373131
Where are you going? I am italian and can offer some advice. Nobody will be able to tell you don't speak italian if you say prego over and over. It basically replaces half of the english language. If you hear or smell someone fart, be sure to exclaim "uno farto!".
>>63373239
Are you retarded? He is going to Italy not Spain.
>>63373181
God damnit. Sorry uhm, what are some Italian movies I should watch?
>>63373353
Naples
step # 1
> add an R to /tv/
>>63373131
>/tv/ - Television & Film
>>63373239
>argentina
>white
>Be American
>Stay in America
>Get shot
>Travel to Europe
>Get shot
Can't write this shit up fellas
>>63373131
go like this OP, you'll be fine
