>Be me, in fourth grade
>Learning all about STDs and sex for the first time
>Kekatthewordpenis.jpg
>Only one week of human growth and development
>We talk about AIDS on Friday
>Teacher is a super conservative hyperchristian
>Tells us that AIDS is punishment for gay people
>Doesn't explain what being gay means
--About 3 weeks later--
>I have a cold
>Be like, "Oh shit, I have AIDS"
>Go to my mom in tears, telling her that I'm gay and that I have AIDS
>Momisconfusedaf.png
>Had an irrational fear of AIDS until I was 11
>Learned what AIDS actually is an how you get it
I was a retarded child.
Crap I didn't mean to post this in /tv/
>>63371237
well it's not your fault, you were a kid.
But why the fuck were you in grade 4 at 11?
Were you held back for two years?
No dude, I was scared of AIDS until I was eleven.
Fear started when I was 9
Got over it when I was 11
>>63371237
Where did you mean to post it? Is there an utter bullshit board?
>>63371272
Not OP but I went to a Catholic school and I had sex ed in the 4th grade. Buy my best friends mom worked at Planned Parenthood so I learned all that shit ahead of time
>>63371248
but thank you for posting it in /tv/ desu senpai
he couldve posted it on /r9k/
>>63371237
I thought girls peed out of their butts until like middle school
why did you think you had aids when you had a cold moron
>>63371345
They didn't explain it to us at all. As far as I knew, sneezing was a symptom of AIDS.
dumb frog poster
>>63371377
that makes no sense, you were stupid and gay then and probably still are
your teacher was right by the way
I was never a retard but some kid in 6th grade was bragging about how he sucked a titty and drank the milk
I knew he was full of shit but surprising most kids believed him
How do the fuck do you even mix up boards you fucking retard
>>63371548
U know I believe him tbqh. Story doesn't sound all that far fetched. Prolly just sucked his moms nip. She was prolly lactating or had a baby/was preggo. Sometimes moms are in full overcaring mommy mode and do shit like that.
