If /tv/ were around during Burton's Batman films, what lines or scenes you think would have turned into Bane posting?
>>63355924
"Just the pussy I was looking for"
-Penguin, Batman Returns
>>63355924
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne? Why the hell are you dressed up like Batman?
HE STOLE MY BALLOON
>>63355966
Here's the screencap
"I'm Batman"
"NUMBER....ONE.....GUY"
"Wanna get nuts!?!?"
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
>>63355966
what did he mean by this
s
I know Batman doesn't kill, but why doesn't he just paralyze people instead?
>this Batman kills people regularly in these movies
Were people on the internet or whatever pissed off by this back then?
I never really payed much attention to media stuff when I was younger
>>63356337
>"NUMBER....ONE.....GUY"
This.
>EeeYouuu...AHHMY NUMBAWAN GUUYE
>>63356677
no one cared because worthless nerd opinions werent spammed throughout because there was no internet
>>63355924
this
>>63355924
the joker rap was the viral back then
everyone was into rap mc hammer and vanilla ice
>Alfred. Give Knox a grant.
>>63356677
>>63356723
>1989
>internet
no but people shitposted on noticeboards about it with janitors coming aroun occasionally to take them down
>>63356819
Batman predated them by about a year. Prince's music for the film was moderately successful.
>tfw I was here for the ground zero of baneposting
>it was legitimately 2 autistic guys who fed off each other
Nothing could ever compare to those two. It was a combo of heat legend backlash and anti-grimdark hysteria
Bob?....Gun.
>>63356926
>2 autistic guys
>those two
All me btw
These movies had a sense of humour, unlike the Nolan movies. It's not fun to meme about movies that meme themselves.
No unintentional comedy in Burtons movies.
>>63357074
Agreed.
>>63356379
Not Burton.
Literally a meme movie though, the shitposting would have been out limits.
>>63355924
I thought Badman did not kills
>You... are my number one... guy
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_00.56.29_[2013.12.27_01.33.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H8VSLJp.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_00.56.29_[2013.12.27_01.33.56].jpg")
Brand ecks
>>63357342
> You... are my number one... guy
>>63357427
great scene, this makes me wanna rewatch it, it's been like 15 years
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.42.56_[2013.12.27_02.09.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c5pL46l.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.42.56_[2013.12.27_02.09.06].jpg")
i thought batman didnt kill his victims or whatever
>>63357437
Wish I still had my Bob action figure.
>>63357342
>Falcone in the light
>Joker in the dark
This was the last time they spoke as friends
>goat quotable line
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.10.25_[2013.12.27_01.48.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PF883c4.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.10.25_[2013.12.27_01.48.27].jpg")
>>63357547
He was a cool guy.
>>63357608
Does anon know the meme line in this scene?
>>63356674
That would've made the end of Batman Begins different
>I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU...
>...BUT I DON'T HAVE TO NOT CRIPPLE YOU
>>63357617
Those comic-booky Joker logos they wore and I think adorned some vehicles(?) were dope
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.24.00_[2013.12.27_01.52.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zN1gmlF.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.24.00_[2013.12.27_01.52.56].jpg")
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
>>63357643
>How's he get those tools, anyway?
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.35.40_[2013.12.27_01.58.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R8jafW1.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.35.40_[2013.12.27_01.58.06].jpg")
>>63357670
This town needs an enema!
>10-year old me not having a fucking clue what the Joker was talking about... "are enemas funny?"
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.35.48_[2013.12.27_01.59.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mwWFc5o.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.35.48_[2013.12.27_01.59.01].jpg")
>>63357741
>>63357752
I always thought he was saying 'enemy'
I didn't get the joke till rewatching it 20 years later
>>63357547
>He was a number one guy...
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.38.40_[2013.12.27_02.02.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oSwFcMO.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.38.40_[2013.12.27_02.02.58].jpg")
And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
>people used to think that nicholson was good joker
>>63357847
Yes! I think this whole script is quotable start to finish.
>>63356050
man every guy must have had a steel hardon on that set looking at michelle pfeifer walking around in that catsuit
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_02.00.51_[2013.12.27_02.21.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FrBedBX.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_02.00.51_[2013.12.27_02.21.33].jpg")
He gave us a signal!
DUUUNNNN DUUUNNN DAAADUUUNNN DUUUNNN
>>63357855
What he did was perfection. He did what he was attempting to do in a perfect manner. If you don't like it it's hardly his fault.
![Batman.1989.mp4_snapshot_00.37.53_[2015.12.05_19.34.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9fhTsQD.jpg "Batman.1989.mp4_snapshot_00.37.53_[2015.12.05_19.34.07].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63iuB-cSY7Q
>Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You can call me.... Joker. And as you can see.... I'm a lot happier.
>>63357908
Yeah, but I bet Danny Devito pretending to be a penguin was a constant boner killer
>>63357908
any candid set pics of catwoman? hhhhhhhhhhhhng
>>63357928
He was Jack Nicholson in white paint and it was objectively shit.
![Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.54.02_[2014.01.01_07.11.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ho498Eo.jpg "Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.54.02_[2014.01.01_07.11.08].jpg")
Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed like Batman?
>that Prince soundtrack
Say what you want about the movie, but goddamn that soundtrack was tight as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RZgafyaCu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb_0Vp9DuQk
With Smilex I get a grin... again
>>63358022
Unless you have shit that resembles Jack Nicholson, I'd say you're full of Jack Nicholson.
>>63358022
Fuck off you /co/ kekold
>>63355924
>Fuse and timer
![Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.19.33_[2014.01.01_06.39.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1vp25Dt.jpg "Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.19.33_[2014.01.01_06.39.30].jpg")
>>63358022
>>63358049
There's a version of Partyman that has a fucking great bass solo. I can't find it anymore.
>>63357963
I wouldn't have seen him. His head literally comes up to my chest.
![Batman.Returns.1992.1080p.BluRay.x264.mp4_snapshot_00.52.08_[2015.12.05_19.43.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mR66TCj.jpg "Batman.Returns.1992.1080p.BluRay.x264.mp4_snapshot_00.52.08_[2015.12.05_19.43.25].jpg")
I'D LIKE TO FILL HER VOID
>>63358022
>not liking Jack Nicholson
>>63358044
Because he is Batman, you moron.
>there will never be a plainclothes capeshit villain as based as Max Schreck
>>63358153
what did she mean by this?
>>63358206
>three live action versions of Penguin that took wildly different approaches
>Burgess Meredith is GOAT
>Danny DeVito is GOAT
>even that faggot from Gotham is GOAT
Can Penguin even be miscast?
![Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_00.07.34_[2014.01.01_04.58.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iB5LfHr.jpg "Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_00.07.34_[2014.01.01_04.58.47].jpg")
>>63358248
More movies need to have Walken as a villain.
>>63358153
>Michele Pfeiffer will never wear a leather bodysuit and lick your mouth
>>63358049
>>63358190
Well, just because I said it, finally found it
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3h1fdx_prince-partyman-12-remix-the-joker-video-m-x-vhs-1989-hq_music
![Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.44.53_[2013.12.27_02.12.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yMRW7a9.jpg "Batman 1 20th Anniversary Edition 1989 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.44.53_[2013.12.27_02.12.22].jpg")
>>63355924
based keaton
>>63358322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5oVcixE3V4
>>63358322
I don't think so. The way Penguin looks, you're not going to find pretty boy actors to fag it up, so you end up casting someone that can actually act in order to sell the character.
Of course, next we'll get some CG up the ass Penguin pretty face or something with a shitty actor behind it.
>>63357608
>>63357643
where does he get all those wonderful toys
>>63357699
checked faggot
>>63357617
for you
>>63357752
breddy gud makeup tbqhwyf
>>63358507
Paul Giamatti next GOAT Penguin when?
>>63358551
>breddy gud makeup tbqhwyf
It's a fancy action figure
>>63358576
I'd love Giamatti to play the classy Gangster Penguin.
>>63358579
whoah
heh
didn't even realize
![Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.56.24_[2014.01.01_07.14.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2RHkkN9.jpg "Batman 2 - Batman Returns 1992 1080p.mkv_snapshot_01.56.24_[2014.01.01_07.14.47].jpg")
>>63358576
he would be def goat
>>63358629
The Batman one is even more uncanny
Google Hot Toys Batman 89
Expensive as fuck but you get what you pay for
>>63358507
>>63358576
>we will never have philip seymour hoffman as penguin
>>63358022
idiot
>>63358777
checked
>>63358049
ABSOLUTE BONKERS
>>63358888
>>63358777
Impressive. Very nice.
>>63358507
You know, that makes a lot of sense. The Penguin virtually requires character actors.
>>63358888
checked
You wanna get nuts? C'mon! Let's get nuts!
THEY WOULDN'T PUT ME ON A PEDESTAL SO I'M LAYIN EM ON A SLAB!
>>63358022
A retro hothead appears?
>>63357815
For you!
![review_keatonbat_11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0N38Qip.jpg "review_keatonbat_11[1].jpg")
>>63358661
>Hot Toys Batman 89
>>63359211
>stop, invisible hotgluegun
>>63359211
image name 11.jpg
mind is in orbit
checked
>>63359258
staaaaahp
>>63359211
>>63357752
This shit is closer to art than action figures. These statuettes are masterpieces of their kind.
>>63355924
I thought batman wasn't supposed to kill people?
>>63359703
Comics Code Authority BTFO m8
>>63357074
>>63357095
What about the part where Catwoman says "my mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men" and then batman says "this isn't a car" lmao
Checkmate
>>63357608
>that fuckin boom box
Joker fuckin up the art museum some goat shit
>>63356016
I always ask that of all my prey.
> It would have been memed to bits.
>>63355924
Could be worse, my nose could be gushing blood XD LOL
>>63357437
Notice how Bob was in the light and Joker in the dark, this was the last time they spoke as friends!
My faves:
NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB!
ANTOINE GOT A LITTLE HOT UNDER THE COLLAR!
WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL GOYS?
>>63357074
so burton like marvel back in the day
>>63360230
Of course. Only an idiot would try to make a superhero movie into something more impactful than an action/adventure comedy.
>>63360003
Did he say goys? I can't remember.
>>63361253
No he said toys.
YA WOULDN'T HIT A GUY WITH GLASSES WOULD YA?
>>63359865
Bob. Bitch Tits. Gun.
