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ITT: Lines that make you cringe: >I've got the D.A.
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ITT: Lines that make you cringe:

>I've got the D.A. breathing down my neck!

>You just don't get it, do you?

>We're not so different, you and I...
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>>63352681
>"Hey, I get it!"
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>If you kill him you will become just like him
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>character realizes something important due to some seemingly unrelated line from another character
>"say that again?"
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>As you know, [talks about something that is obvious to both characters in a hamfisted attempt to get the audience caught up after a timeskip]
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>character shows up late to a battle
>"now the party can start!"
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>obvious plan laid out by a character

>so, let me get this straight...[even more obvious explanation so that even /tv/ can understand]
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>>63353310
> "No, before that!"
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>>63353310
They did that like 3 times in The Martian
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>She with you?
>I thought she was with you.
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>>63353310
>WE WERE FANTASTIC
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>Can you say that again in English, please?
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>>63353551
>In english doc!
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>character begins explaining something
>cut to next scene some time later
> character is still explaining like no time has passed.

Also

> 2 characters are sent to do something
> as they are about to begin "now remeber we need to blah the blah and something else which should have been explained on the way over here."
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>>63353639
>"For you."
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>>63352681
>UH1 Landing
>It ain't me starts playing
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>>63353716
>>character begins explaining something
>>cut to next scene some time later
>> character is still explaining like no time has passed.

This triggers me.
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>>63353763

>Cop show
>Black guy arrested by cops
>"You're under arrest!"
>"What?! Man, it ain't me!"
>It ain't me starts playing
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>>63353763
>>63353820
>Thread is posted
>It ain't me gets mentioned
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>>63352681

>Dad of the family acts cool
>Daddy cool starts playing

>Protagonists are trying to stay alive
>Stayin' Alive starts playing

>Dinosaur bones being excavated
>Bad to the Bone starts playing
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>We've got company!
>It ain't me
>it's not what it looks like
>ice to meet you
>you're a big guy
>Would you kike fries with that?
>He's not one of us!
>It's my way or the highway
>You're not like them
>Things can never go back to the way they were
>Remember when I said _______? I lied
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>>63353940

I have literally never seem the first or third one

In fact, name one movie at all which features Daddy Cool on the soundtrack
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>"Queefs taste fantastic"

Always rustles my jimmies.
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>>63353820
>>63353891
The song is called "Fortunate Son," younglings.

It's awful.
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casper knew this
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When a solider or someone says, "I didnt sign up for this!" When the event is something they totally signed up for.
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>>63354217
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>>63354217
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>>63354217
No it's not faget.
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>>63352681

>Love means never having to say you're sorry!
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>Thanks, EINSTEIN. Give it to me in English please.
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>as you already know
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>guy says something funny but kind of crass
>record scratch
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SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE
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>>63353639
>para vos
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>Beauty is composed of an eternal, invariable element whose quantity is extremely difficult to determine, and a relative element which might be, either by turns or all at once, period, fashion, moral, passion.

just stop this meme
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>movie about high school football
>THUNDER ahahahah starts playing
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>character is mocked for his tone and lexicon

>"Do I really sound like that?"
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>>63353515
>In English, senator
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>hands someone the phone
>"it's the President"
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>>63353298

This is the first thing that came to my mind. This is always especially retarded when it happens after they get done killing a mob of the villain's minions.

And then the bad guy ALWAYS pulls out a gun or some shit and someone kills them or knocked them off a cliff at the last second.
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Where did the "It's just been revoked!" line come from again?
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>>63355119
Lethal Weapon 2.
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>>63355176
of course, I should have known, thanks
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>>63352681
whatever your dad said to your mom to make her spread her legs and let him pump his rotten seed into her cunt
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>I am getting to old for this
>I ain't got time for this
>I didn't sign up for this
>I ain't no senators son
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>>63354217
you bumbling idiot
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