>"Dad, who's posting on 4chan past midnight?"
>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Well, which one are you, /tv/?
>>63335025
I'm an angry alcoholic loner
It's 8am and i'm posting from work.
A sober bored loner, who shitposts a lot
angry loner
>>63335025
It's midnight and I'm posting from work.
just started drinking desu senpai
It's 5 in the afternoon.
>>63335034
ditto, I think I'll watch Beerfest
I guess Alcoholic is closest to me. But I mostly just browse now.
>>63335025
>implying I'm not studying for finals
>implying I'm not gonna be 300k starting
>implying my plan isn't to work as a Simpsons writer (like many math PhDs)
Cum on me bro
>>63335093
DAS BOOT!
It's 8AM
I work 4pm - 2am. I can't fall asleep till around 6am or so every night.
Nothing better to do this time of night than finger fuck my guns and shitpost on /tv/
>>63335025
angry loner senpai
>>63335025
Alcoholic. I'm a married teacher. Friday night is my free night.
>>63335025
Chinese businessman.
angry bitter loner, yep that covers it
>>63335025
It's Friday night OP
>>63335025
def angry loner here.
does drinking a 6 pack (and maybe wanting a bit more) every Friday night alone make you an alcoholic?
>>63335025
>>"Dad, who's posting on 4chan past midnight?"
>>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
How come Gremlins gets shit about this but not Simpsons?
>>63335158
Pretty much this
>>63335025
Friendless autist.
>>63335025
>Well, which one are you, /tv/?
Alcoholic. Also just found out that my best friend is banging the girl I like. Shitty night tbhfam.
>>63335025
The NEET.
Unemployable alcoholic loner. Not so angry though.
>>63335296
Le white poople problems
>>63335034
are you employable?
>alcohol
lmao pleb tier intoxicant
snort a little heron and smoke some bud faggots
Friendless, loveless, high functioning autistic NEET with no anger issues whatsoever who may or may not be winning his decade long fight against depression.
>>63335421
I aspire to be like you when I grow up.
I'm a fat faggot forever alone autist.
all of the above
and adrug addict
All 3
Drunk right now, my parents hate me, I hate myself, life isn't good
I'M NOT ANGRY
>>63335421
>snort
I graduated to shooting, I hope I die soon I don't want to pull a Scott Weiland and die 20 years later.
I'm a big guy.
Just an angry loner, too frugal to spend lots of money on liquor.
>>63335025
all 3
Probably fall under the angry loner category.
>>63335025
Alcoholic, unemployable loner. Not angry, though.
>>63335698
patrician choice
>drunk
>can't hold down a job
>angry
>have a gf but still feel alone
Yeah life is basically shit
>>63335025
An Australian.
So all three, but at least it's not midnight here yet.
>>63335698
i want to so bad man but i know if i did id 100% give up on life
>>63335940
>have a gf
fucking normie
My girlfriend is away for the weekend so I literally have no friends to hang out with. Just drinking beer and posting on /tv/.
>>63335213
Hey anon, I'm also a teacher. I'm primary, casual relief work atm. What's your situation like?
>>63335940
How does this happen? Gf too but still feel empty. Is it me or her? I think I already know the answer
>>63335947
Also in Australia right now. Melbourne?
OP, work full time, go to school part time and I don't drink/smoke/do drugs. Fucked my wife for an hour, made her cum hard for about ten minutes and now she's asleep while I troll since I don't feel like watching a movie or playing videogames. How about you? https://youtu.be/bvC_0foemLY
>>63336959
I always assume every female orgasm is fake
>>63336968
Not if you do her right and make sure to eat her pussy. It's the easiest way to get a woman off and I FUCKING LOVE IT because you're in total control.
My favorite thing is when she's looking at me as I probe her with my tongue and her eyes roll into the back of her head. Build a steady rhythm; start with tongue, begin to use fingers. Work her into a frenzy by swirling her clit while shoving fingers on one hand in and out up top while the fingers on the other hand should be making a wave motion on the bottom. Do that and most women will lose their fucking minds and be your slave.
Trust me, I'm not rich or good looking, although I do have a 7 inch dick, and the women I've fucked can't believe how good I am in bed which they never would have known had they slept with some douchebag prettyboy who can only screw for five to ten minutes and don't eat pussy!!!FACT!!!
>5am and still shitposting
>woke up at 3pm yesterday
>will probably do the same today
>>63335025
all three
made it 2 da top
it's 9:14 pm
>>63335025
I just got up. I go to work in an hour. After work I'll be going to a party with friends.
>>63335698
I'd shoot heroin if I wasn't so afraid of needles.
loner (though not particularly angry)
semi-alcoholic
>>63337479
you get over it really quick bud .. trust me
>unemployable
>angry loners
don't like alcohol, but i would probably be a pill addict... but you can't exactly get pills when you don't have a job
>being american
I have an awesome job (souless, but pays very well [for Brazil] and gives me lots of free time), a loving wife and family, 2 cats, and, in spite of being an obsessive nerd, I'm normie as fuck, atheist, communist, manlet, have a masters degree in history, 'white'.
I know I should be on reddit or tumblr but I can't leave /tv/. Why?
>>63337654
You sound pretty cool actually. Wanna be friends?
>>63335025
all of the above but also so much more
>>63337654
post pictures of your cats
10.30am here. Just finished work, gonna have some breakfast, green tea then play Dark Souls all day.
>>63337654
no pasaran friendo
>>63335075
Same here, except it 4:37am where I live right now.
i'd be all three except that 3 doesnt help 2 and leads to brokeness and so 1 isnt achieveable
>>63337704
Rule no. 66 of internet: never post a picture of someone or something you love on a taiwanese stick figures appreciation board.
