>I have $23 dollars in my bank account
>I am still worth more money than Drake Bell
>>63331451
Not as famous tho
I'm 10000 in debt and am still worth more money than Drake Bell
>>63331451
no you're not, if he has $24 dollars, any money he gets doesn't magically go to the bank.
Stop kidding yourself.
If I had $20 in my bank account I would have already spent it on a bottle of vodka
>>63331491
>implying he gets money
>>63331451
>19 years old
>collect anime figures
>going to Japan next may
>14k in the bank
>own a car
>live at home
>majoring in English to be a teacher
How fucked am I?
>>63331491
>abloo bloo bloo I still want his dick
basically what you're saying
>>63331530
not as fucked as drake bell
How'd he become so poor?
>>63331530
>majoring in English to be a teacher
Why.
>>63331788
Because I like English and I'd rather teach than be stuck in an office job.
>>63331810
>implying teaching isn't a max level office job
>>63331451
>20 years old
>31k in the bank
>no car
>tool of the Jewish overlords
>but I get to fly on planez
at least I'm not Drake Bell...
>>63331817
Teaching is a top tier profession
>>63331810
>english teacher in Japan
Enjoy unemployment pham
>>63331451
Hehe...meme.
>>63331847
>Japan
No, in the US. Maybe Asia for a few years but my end plan is to teach in the US in a small town. I'd rather work fast food that work in an inner city school.
>>63331530
14k in the bank?
Better off than most people, just make sure not to eat your savings
>>63331888
I did that last year with 12k. Worst decision ever. I still fucking hate that I did it.
>>63331888
Yeah. The goal for me is to get my Bachelors completely debt free and I think I'm going to be able to do that.
I have no friends though and haven't since 2nd grade, so I kind of hate myself.
>>63331451
What about your social status?
I mean we know Drake Bell is a deadbeat but atleast more people know that he exists.
Who the fuck are you?
What is the monetary worth of social status?
>>63331945
What did you buy?
Drake sold his mansion for 2.4million dollars during his 600k debt problems. The networth index doesn't update it because they have judge people by public records aka gossip or "analysts"
His recent money problems resurfaced because he was spending too much and making too little, having to use the money he was sitting on (the millions)
Justin vs Drake Bell drama is staged by a PR firm to viral Drake. Justin even shows up at his events to attract more girl demographics.
The more you know.
>>63331978
I'm a small angry Jew from New York. I'm doing pretty well, I hung out with Bob Dylan in the 70's.
>>63331978
>social status
Drake please. You're literally
>that guy who used to be famous and now rants at real stars on twitter
Everybody who still knows you hates you
>>63331995
Escorts, take out, some of it on parties. I quit my job and used the rest of the savings to devote my time to writing.
I was an idiot, since I need that money for surgery.
Who would you rather save? Drake or Brendan?
>>63331978
>What is the monetary worth of social status?
$0.
Why the fuck should I give a shit that strangers I will never meet know I exist? I barely talk to a large majority of the ~2000 or so people that do.
Leave it to a tripfag to be an attentionwhore.
>>63332032
Wew lad, that sucks. Best of luck to ya.I'm buying an escort in Tokyo, shit should be cash
I almost quit my job this past month, but the only thing keeping me going at it is this trip.
>>63332032
christ how much did you spend on escorts
>>63332037
Brendan.
Alimony is such bullshit. I understand if people have child support payments or something, but alimony is fucking retarded.
>>63332012
Bob Dylan is irrelevant imagine what that makes you, you jew, I rhyme, so sublime in time, on the dime, drinking wine.
>>63332017
see you know all that about Drake, so I'll ask again WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>>63332048
Because social status has societal benefits retard, I can only assume you have none otherwise you would know better.
>>63332156
>now this is shitposting!
>>63332078
I quit my job to focus and write a screenplay and a book, used a lot of savings to pay rent. I got the writing done, but I regret spending the money.
>>63332097
$3000 some of it was on dates with just regular women
I got some money again now, but not as much. Gonna have to use that for nose surgery.
>>63332156
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Calm the fuck down Drake. I don't want to be famous and much less if everybody just hates me.
>>63332237
>$3000
I'll stick to my anime figures, thanks. That's fucking ridiculous.
I make $2,000 a month
That's $2,000 more than brendan fraser
>>63331879
TESOL and Teaching English are two entirely different things.
>>63332258
5 high end escorts. One black, one trans. Beautiful 8+/10 faces and bodies.
I'm bisexual and it was a blast. Fucked a 40 year old cougar bitch too, didn't pay for that.
>>63332232
Entertainment is service.
I'm providing a valuable service to you.
>>63332255
Bad publicity is good publicity. Hate is a strong emotion, kind of strong for someone you've never even met nah?
>>63332237
>>63332277
I know that. But all you need for TESOL is a bachelors and if you want to do it for a while, a TESL cert.
>>63332299
I recognize those feet.
How did he JUST himself into 400k debt; anything to do with the swimming pool incident?
>had $25k in the bank from inheritance
>spent it all on traveling for three years
>made some incredibly stupid money-wasting decisions while abroad and young
>literally thousands of dollars wasted on different occasions
>still an enjoyable experience
>23 years old, have $3k left and am just starting university
>mfw I'm not drake bell
>>63332324
>I know that. But all you need for TESOL is a bachelors and if you want to do it for a while, a TESL cert.
Yeah and all you need to teach in small schools (depending on the school of course) is some sort of previous experience.
TESOL is the way to go. Cheaper and easier, depending on who you do it through they can help you get jobs worldwide too.
>>63332400
But is TESOL really a career job though? I want to settle down eventually and that kind of job feels like you'd be moving every few years.
I mean, if I could just get my TESL cert and just go teach overseas, I would, but everyone wants at least a bachelors to do so.
>>63332338
>tfwiktf
You're a a good man and anyone who says otherwise is a god damned liar.
>>63332156
>social status has societal benefits
And my social status is just fine. Most people aren't known by millions. I'm happy with my circle of friends, family, coworkers and acquaintances. I don't need thousands of random ass people giving me shit on the street when I'm trying to get dinner or something.
>>63332495
>But is TESOL really a career job though? I want to settle down eventually and that kind of job feels like you'd be moving every few years.
Yeah no, it's definitely a travelling job.
>I would, but everyone wants at least a bachelors to do so.
Only the 'better' nations. I got a job offer from a Chinaman, it was so make shift. They were going to bullshit for me to lie about my bachelor degree, I just got a job drafting so I didn't do it.
It depends on where you go, you probably won't be able to teach in Japan without a bachelor's, but SE Asia (Cambodia, Thailand and Vietnam etc. etc.) are really easy to get a job in (Easy in terms of qualifications) as you are pretty much going to be teaching in a village, it doesn't matter if you teach them English or not, they just want you to try. Even Japan, if you find the right company you can do it without degree's.
Do it, for an experience if anything.
>>63332495
just finished my year in China teaching. Left because of the exact reason you just mentioned. It's not a career
>>63332564
Yeah pal you keep typing it over and over and pretty soon it'll come true. Meanwhile all your bitches will be fucking has-beens like Drake Bell for a good story.
>>63332590
Like I said, I'd just want to do it for a few years and that's why I want to get a Bachelors before anything. I'm doing it just for the experience desu.
>>63332616
How was it?
>>63332691
What will come true? I don't have a bunch of bitches. I have a wife, and she sure as hell isn't fawning over Drake Bell.
But keep sucking that dick like a good tripfaggot. I'll no longer give you the attention you crave. Welcome to the long list of filtered trips.
>>63332704
I absolutely loved it, was pretty sad to leave, but, I need a career not a gap year job
>>63332744
Yeah, that's the major issue with it. What grade/grades were you teaching?
>>63332743
>welcome to the long list of filtered trips
If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen, like your imaginary wife.
>>63332802
>>63332691
>I'm going to go on 4chan and expect them to adapt to me, because that's how it works
Fucking off yourself, faggot.
>>63332831
Anon.
Don't.
How much money do you have in your bank account, tv?
>>63332780
I taught 3 - 17 yo
>>63332906
we miss you sir
>>63331978
>>63332156
>>63332299
>>63332496
>>63332691
>>63332802
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post(s). Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>26 years old
>Car repossessed
>lost job
>lost cool apartment
>14,000 in debt
>crashing at gf's
JUST
>>63331950
I'll be your friend... For a price!
>>63333578
tell me your story anon
>>63333603
No thanks, anon. I don't even know what friends my age even do. Like, I'll over evaluate a situation and that removes my ability to enjoy it because I'll think
>are we having fun?
>are these people my friends?
>are these people making fun of me?
It just freaks me out. I'm probably fucked in the head somehow, but I'm too afraid to get evaluated or whatever. I went through a suicidal period last year and almost killed myself, and things are looking pretty gloomy right now. I don't know why though. I should be happy. I should be having the time of my life. I should be making memories. But now, here I am on a Friday night, working on an essay and talking to anonymous people on 4chan.
You don't want to be my friend, anon.,
>>63333578
>26 years old
>Car repossessed
>lost job
>lost cool apartment
>14,000 in debt
>still has a gf
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63333676
Well, I work at a state jail as a guard and a couple of inmates got into a fight when I was inside the control picket. I actually wasn't suppose to be in there but it was fucking July and like 100 plus degrees. The picket is the only place with AC and my water was in there. Tl;dr when the fight happened my supervisors looked at the footage and saw me in there. Got a disciplinary and had to go to employee mediation to get my job back which I did, but I went ahead and resigned and pulled from my retirement. I'm just taking a little break but I'm sure I'll be back. Couldn't pay my rent at the time of dismissal and I was behind on my car note. Ugh JUST
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1jMKgVQLgYYxL
he found a way /tv/
>>63333955
Is this a 4 hour long video of Drake hanging out with his successful ex-brother?
>>63331530
Don't you have to major in education to be a teacher?
>>63334027
Yeah, you choose a designation after the first 2 years of school.
>>63333827
>car note
Hello, african american gentleman.
>>63334100
>only blacks finance cars
>>63334100
Nah just half of me :^)
>>63334147
>white people say car note
>>63331530
you should invest some of the 14k into vanguard.
>>63334221
what's wrong with car note?
I've only ever heard my Mom use that phrase and she's not black in the slightest
>>63332004
yeah, go to bed drake
>>63334267
My Dad trades stocks for a living, so that's not a bad idea.
>>63331476
But not much less
Did Miranda ever blow him or was he always a loser virgin?
>>63331530
>collect anime figures
All of the good things are irrelevant is you have autism. You're life will be sad anyway.
>>63331530
>becoming an english teacher just so you have an excuse to go to japan
lol
>>63334977
>becoming an english teacher just so you have an excuse to go to japan
How long before this becomes an actual scientific symptom of Aspergers?
>>63331451
>It's a Drake Bell thread
