It's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew,
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do,
>DING
Long as you ain't no fuckin' Commie.
An all inclusive celebration,
No contractual obligation,
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!
(And Pagans too!)
In some ways we're all monkeys, or maybe just a smidgen,
I'm a Scientologist,
That's kind of a religion.
>DING
Whose faith is the right one, it's anybody's guess,
What matter most is camera phone for twenty dollar less!
And there's never any hidden fees,
Oh what a joyous day,
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways.
>KISS, BLOW
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!
>COUGH
>DIES
