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ITT cop show cliches

>We got a major deal going down... at the docks!
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>>63311223
Not really a cliche.
Most smuggling of drugs is done by sea. Limiting how far the product moves on land limits the chance of getting caught with it.
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>>63311223
And I was one day away from retirement
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>>63311253
Oh
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>>63311288
You got a real problem with authority Mclousky
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>TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
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>I've got the DA office sniffing my ass!
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>assaults suspect during interrogation with no repercussions
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>>63311288
It means he gets results, you stupid chief!
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>>63311600
That shit used to happen on the regular, Junior.
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>>63311223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyANa71gvU
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>He's a loose cannon, but he's best we got!"
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Semi-related, but while watching The Wire for the first time I noticed they used the word "subpoena" A LOT. As a non-native speaker, it was confusing as hell at first.
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>>63311599
>sniffing my ass

that has NEVER been said in the history of TV or cinema.

its either "riding my ass" or "up my ass"
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>>63311223
>Eccentric genius male detective
>Serious, by-the-book female partner
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>>63311223
>female cop goes undercover as a whore
>male lead realizes for the first time he is working with a hot chick
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What's the problem? How do you get contraband into the country? By using some elaborate scheme like turning cocaine into gasoline?
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>>63311223
>We'll have the DNA test by tomorrow
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>PROTAGONIST! INTO MY OFFICE, NOW!
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>Black chief/partner with a awesome large mustache
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>Don't need no new partner!
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>Smoking a cigarette under a street light, saxaphone plays in the background
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>Villain gets shot on the courthouse steps
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>>63311792
desu senpai when I was in the army the best mustaches were always on black guys. They can't grow beards to save their lives, but they can rock mustaches.
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>>63311253
>>63311728
Yeah, but for some reason it seems like all cop movies takes place in coastal cities.
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>>63311819
doesn't this happen in shaft (the remake)
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>>63311223
>Leave here your weapon.....the other one too
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>>63311837
Black dudes with full mustaches command respect
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>>63311844
Most major cities are connected to water.
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>>63311223
>Back off! This is OUR case!
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>>63311223

>Well INSERT NAME OF COP, BILLY IS DEAD!!
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>>63311888
>Goddamn feds think they can put their paws all over our case, gimmie more time!
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>>63311849
IDK, but I've at seen it on Law & Order and CSI: Miami and I feel like I've seen it on other shows as well.
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>You're too close to this - I'm taking you off this case! Go home. Take some vacation days - that's an order!
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>>63311624
Unheard of in real life!
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>>63311888

checked
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>Episode where there's a serial killer hunting people for sport in the woods
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>>63311929
>You're on suspension, with pay.
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Your're a loose cannon, hand in your badge
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>>63311983
>You'll never be called a loose cannon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w

>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GODDAMNIT! The perps got my old partner on a cold autumn night in the city, I have trust issues, lots of trust issues
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>>63312002
Don't worry, your urologist will probably tell you that in a few years
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>mfw every single cliche of this thread can be found on Miami Vice
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Lethal Weapon: The Thread
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>>63312012
>Hold it together detective! Tortinos men will slip up and make a mistake, then we can bust 'em
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>internal affairs portrayed as a bunch of meddling bureaucrats
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>I'm off the case, it's been reassigned
>REASSIGNED TO ME
>fast music plays and camera cuts to car on motorway
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>>63312065
that's a good movie tho senpai
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>the villain listens to opera/classical music
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are there any shows or movies that portray american """"""""""""""""law"""""""""""""""""""""" enforcement accurately?
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>>63313370
Haha cops are awesome. Wtaching hippy scumbags BTFO makes my day.
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>>63313592
mmmmm
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>>63311689
or "penetrating my anus"
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>>63313615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

Is this you?
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>YOU WRECKED THE WHOLE CITY DAVID, YOU WERE IRRESPONSIBLE AND A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU....... but damnit did you get the job done

also
>loose canon
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>>63311682
In my language the word subpoena roughly translates to daysailthing. smhtbhfam
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>>63311689
>he never saw Air Bud: District Attorney Dog
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muh dead partner
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>Protagonist and his partner exchange some harsh words with colleagues in the locker room
>They're all naked
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>>63313370
freedom ain't free, you gotdam communist bastard
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>>63313877
Keking to death
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>>63313720
>that video
Quality keks m8, thank you
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>the DA is riding my ass on this one
>you're a good cop but you have to play by the rules
>generic cop compliment
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>Iscosceles? I figured you as a weaver guy
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>>63311223
>fbi (or superhero) consultant
>"i'm taking over this investigation"
>"tell your men to stop contaminating my crime scene"
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>>63313720
Man that was satisfying to watch, all those officers need to be commended for their level of patience.
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>>63313720
Some of those cops have infinite patience.
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>>63313720
Just breaks it with his fucking hands. What a fucking animal.
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Threads like this end up being scarily accurate and make me think that most writing is just stringing together cliches with some glue????????
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>>63314182
>>"tell your men to stop contaminating my crime scene"

This. Every single time
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>Tell my partner.. I'm sorry...Arruuughhhh
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>>63315871
OH yeah? How new are you?

Did anyone remember the amount of cliches Low Winter Sun had?
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>>63316163
I'm really new actually.
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>>63313348
What if a movie actually addressed this cliche?

What if the villain of the movie really liked classical/opera, but they refuse to listen to it because they know it's a cliche and they know are the antagonist.
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>Goddamn press, jackals is what they are
>*grabs a cup of coffee off a desk*
>That coffees gone cold, two hours ago Ed
>*shrugs and sips*
>And I put out a cigarette in it
>*keeps on sipping and finishes, nonplussed*
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>>63314182
>Would you mind getting the fuck out of my crime scene, eh pal?
>I think you mean MY crime scene, buddy
>*flashes state trooper badge*
>Ah Christ
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>Slow down, doc / Speak english, doc
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>>63311223
>police chief is an overweight black guy with a mustache.
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>>63311878
Would you stop giving reasonable arguments
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Only the finest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PORptHmRAFo
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>movie starring Liam neeson
>his family has been kidnapped
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takatakataktakataka
I CAN'T GET INTO THEIR SYSTEM. I'VE NEVER SEEN A FIREWALL LIKE THIS BEFORE!
takatakataktakataka
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>>63317069
>tfw you will never watch Jack Slater I through V in one sitting, drinking and smoking and saying every one-liner along with Schwarzenneger
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>>63317155

It's such an underrated movie. I still find it enjoyable after so many years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pyp3xSTqRc
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>>63313720
Why do people find shit like this entertaining? Yeah the people getting arrested are dumb asses but so what? It doesn't fucking justify assault. If being a passive aggressive dumb ass justified assault then the faggots that like these vids would get the shit kicked out of them everyday.
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>>63317336
I don't trust people who don't like Schwarzenegger movies
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>>63311692
plus, skinny, kinda faggy tech-savvy support guy who doesn't get along with the male detective at first
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>>63317555
>Why do people find shit like this entertaining? Yeah the people getting arrested are dumb asses but so what? It doesn't fucking justify assault

The concept of being a "sovereign citizen" is so laughably stupid. These people are intentionally provoking the police and just trying to make their jobs that much harder. Cops are people too and just want to finish the day and nuke their tv dinners in the microwave. They are technically justified to hold somebody who's not complying and the dumb hippies know that. I have no sympathy.
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>detective having hard time solving murder
>there's one moment where he stares at victims photo with somber music playing
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>>63317673
>I have no sympathy.

Fuck sympathy. This has nothing to do with sympathy. It's common sense. It is intelligent to note that their behavior is stupid. It is unintelligent to get off on the cops losing their shit. It's a flaw in the system. You might as well go jerk off to Rubin Carter's story while you are at it.
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>>63317555
NEET detected. Try working with people who intentionally try fucking with your day. That's why we root for the cops.
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>>63317555

Because I don't want subhumans interfering with my life and pursuit of wealth and freedom. Cops are the front line soldiers of the war against fuck-ups, druggies, NEETS and niggers.
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>>63317814
>It's unintelligent to acknowledge the Police procedure and then not sympathize with people who conduct themselves like assholes and intentionally dismiss cordial attitudes and the law

Fuck you hippy.
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>>63317839
I've been working for the past 10 years. I NEVER understand why people lose their shit so easily when they encounter a difficult person. Both parties look like 12 year olds. My first job was at a call center and people used to hand calls off to me because
>muh precious little feelings

Entitlement goes both ways.
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>>63317913
Does hippy mean I know how to read? Because you missed the first two sentences where I implied I have no sympathy for anyone in the videos.
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>>63313720

This is why I respect cops. Imagine dealing with these kinds of cunts on a daily basis.
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>>63317914
Subtle difference in putting up with a customers shit and being a police officer looking for Identification or blocking access to private property. That's literally their job and the modus operandi of law enforcement. You're the one coming off as entitled and buttblasted.
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>>63317961
Quite a standard for respect. I suppose you respect janitors and garbagemen too?
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>>63311692
Isn't that the X-files?
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>>63317985
And you are taking this conversation off course.

See
>>63317814

Let's see how may more times you will try to strawman and ad hom your way out of this.
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>>63317954
>I don't sympathize with them
>I think the law is flawed because all dose poor ppls n sheeit.
>H-HOW CAN YOU GET OFF TO THIS? POLICE BRUTALITY!

pls
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> Internal investigations is a boogieman with unlimited power suspending polices left and rright
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>>63318052
Anyone can argue like that

>I'm a huge faggot even though I said nothing to indicate it
>I like dicks because this guy is green texting and putting words in my mouth

pls
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>>63318048
I'm not misrepresenting your argument or creating a strawman, you're spouting conflicting things. Regardless if we like what the police do or not, they ARE justified. Way to ignore my whole post.
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>the police chief is black
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>This case is now under the jurisdiction of CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Meme Boyz, etc etc. We'll take it from here!
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>>63318090
>Anyone can argue like that

Like what, repeating what you've been saying? If I have your views down wrong, tell me
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>>63318114
I never said anything conflicting once. You can't find one literal contradiction in anything I've said. You are just assuming I'm some liberal faggot that hates police so in your mind I'm saying conflicting things.
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>Show about "regular" cops
>FBI/CIA/etc. are arrogant bureaucrats

>Show about FBI/CIA/etc.
>All the non-federal cops are incapable simpletons
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>>63318150
I already did twice. You should read a book. It will help you out greatly. I promise.
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>>63318153
>>63318183
So, you feel no sympathy for the assholes but say Police procedure is wrong because...? On what merit?
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>It looks as if the bullet entered the body and hit the frontal lobe
>English DOC!
>Well I guess you could say they blew his brains out
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>>63318253
I'm not even talking about Police procedure. I'm talking about people getting off on a flawed system. It's fucking stupid. Did you celebrate when kikes fucked up the economy by scamming niggers with subprime mortgages? Because wall street was just doing it's job man! They did a really great job of it! Those dumb niggers really got fucked (along with the rest of the country).
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>>63318325
Why is it flawed? Specifically? Why wouldn't we get our jollies off to this? Also that's a stupid analogy.
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>Mнe нpaвитcя нeмнoгo мeмы oни дeлaют мeня чyвcтвoвaть ceбя тaк хopoшo
>In english, doc!
>Cyкa Блять
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>>63318368
>that's a stupid analogy

In what way? I'm the only one providing any reasoning here. Can you say anything besides wait for my responses and say
>NO! DUMB!
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>>63318175
>big shot FBI agent comes to a small town
>they actually get along
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>>63318439

Literally only in Twin Peaks and it took a few episodes
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>>63318002
The world needs janitors and garbagemen. So you're going to look down on those who clean up around you slob. Not that guy, but I know who I DONT respect.
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>Junior detective shows up with 2 cups of coffee so we know he's thoughtful and a go getter
>Heard at the judge's office: "only circumstantial" "come back with more"
>that generic Machiavellian defense attorney that only defends rapists, arsonists, made men, hit men and drug dealers
>"what.. you think you can murder a police detective and get away with it?"
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>>63318472
I don't look down on them. I'm just pointing out how frivolous it is to even mention respect when you respect practically every cog in the wheel. Oh wow you don't respect murderers, such a special snowflake!
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>Meet me at 'The Four Seasons' tonight!

I've lost count of how many films (not just cop films however) that have an eatery called 'The Four Seasons'
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>>63318487
>>that generic Machiavellian defense attorney that only defends rapists, arsonists, made men, hit men and drug dealers
Unlike lawyer shows where theres an ass prosecutor that would give life in prison to a 10 year old for stealing candy
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>>63318537

Not him but respecting garbagemen and janitors is perfectly legitimate.

Cops not so much, at least not in my country
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>>63318325
What a terrible analogy.

Also
>boohoo the world isnt perfect
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>>63318607
What a terrible post

Also
>boohoo I take my opinions seriously but can't even defend them
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>>63318431
Again you're ignoring my questions. It's a dumb fucking analogy because you're equating the economy and "how they screw us all" to traffic stops. Contrary to what you think, driving a vehicle is not a right, it's a privilege. These cops were justified enforcing the rules of the road and making stops, checkpoints etc.
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>you're off the case!
>no chief, you're off YOUR case
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>>63311223
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>>63318175
In small town cop stories, the state police are the assholes. In state cop (and NYPD, LAPD, etc) stories, the FBI are the assholes. In FBI stories, the CIA are the assholes. In CIA stories, the NSA are the assholes. There are no NSA stories.
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>>63318663
>It's a dumb fucking analogy because you're equating the economy and "how they screw us all" to traffic stops.

No I'm not. I'm equating the celebration of a flawed system that fucks dumbasses over and eventually the rest of the country to the celebration of a flawed system that fucks dumbasses over and eventually the rest of the country. Also, stop talking about ignoring questions when you never even answered my first one.

>Why do people find shit like this entertaining?
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>>63318639
Ok this is my opinion

You sound insufferable. You sound ignorant. You sound like the worst package because your ignorance combined with your argumentative personality is both a sad reflection of what a person may be and an annoyance to the general public
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>>63312280
I know the reason is that all non-IAB cops hate IAB, and all cop shows have retired cops as advisors, but goddamn I wanna see a cop show that's about IAB, dealing with asshole, incompetent, and corrupt cops.
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>>63318744
Traffic stops are a "flawed system that fucks dumbasses over and eventually the rest of the country"? Yeah, ya lost me.

>Why do people find shit like this entertaining?

Simply, because these people are asshole attention whores and it's rewarding watching them get their comeuppance.
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>>63318791
Huh, thats actually a pretty good idea
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>>63318756
I don't think you know how ignorant sounds. Insufferable I'll give you that one. If you will review your posts objectively I'm sure you will see you've done nothing but represent yourself in an ignorant fashion. Even the post I'm responding to. It's ad hominem and an intentional avoidance of the subject.
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>>63311914
Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!
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>>63318803
>Ya lost me.

No you lost yourself. I never once mentioned traffic stops. You are arguing with some stereotype of a cop hater in your head.
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>>63318791

The Shield, while being told from the corrupt cops side, shines a pretty unique light on the IAB.
Hell The Shield is probably the best realistic show about cops ever made.
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>>63318831
Well
I am a different anon so ive only posted to you twice.
Just reading over your argument with the other anon really.

How you argue makes you sound ignorant.
I.e. it seems like you are ignoring most of that anons points and are really just repeating yourself.
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>>63318876
Are you intentionally being retarded to b8 me? Your post here

>>63318744
>It's a dumb fucking analogy because you're equating the economy and "how they screw us all" to traffic stops.

No I'm not. I'm equating the celebration of a flawed system that fucks dumbasses over and eventually the rest of the country to the celebration of a flawed system that fucks dumbasses over and eventually the rest of the country.

So, your are equating the two? How in context of the video is the system flawed again?
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>>63311253
No. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
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>>63318939
Anon pls. I'm not going to address points that don't address the subject.

keyword
>it seems

I'm not here to argue like a 12 year old. If I bring up a subject or a point of contention, and the opponent misrepresents what I'm saying and counters with some basic talking points, I'm not going to address it. Simple as that. Again, I don't think you know how ignorant sounds. It would be ignorant to respond to the guy pidgeonholing me as some hand holding hippy when I've not once indicated I sympathize with those being arrested.
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>Internal Affairs are the bad guys because they get all the purely good cops suspended out of pure spite and blackmail
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>>63318979
Here in CA, all the big port towns are where the spic and chingchong drugs come in
SF, LA, SD


Weed is grown stateside but mdma, coke, heroin...etc
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>>63318972
In the context of the video how is it perfect? Asking how a system is flawed is retarded as shit. Especially one that is one of the top sources of most controversy today.
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>"He's a loose cannon... he likes to live on the edge"
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>>63311223
>I promised her Id catch her daughter/son's killer
75% of murders go unsolved. No cop would promise that
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>>63319103
I remember they covered this on Law and Order once, it was hilarious.
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>"I'm 2 days away from retirement, my daughter just graduated college."
>dies
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>>63319096
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>>63311253
>shut-in nerd acts like an expert on a subject he has no experience with
Oh wait thats a cliche from 4chan, not cop movies.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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>>63319103
>75% of murders go unsolved. No cop would promise that

Wait what.
Does that ratio includes violent deaths as well or only real murders?
Because that's both scary and encouraging as hell.
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>>63319090
>In the context of the video how is it perfect?

Because when you get your license you adhere to the law and rules of the road. Police in the video try to enforce these rules and the law. The "sovereign citizens" don't comply and thus get ejected out of their vehicle. It's pretty straight forward. General concensus in society is we shouldn't allow someone not complying with the law to operate a two ton steel vehicle driving down the road at 50 mph. That's Illegal.

You've told me the system is flawed. Your words, not mine. So asking you to explain your claim is somehow retarded?

>Especially one that is one of the top sources of most controversy today.

Given you think this, why can't you explain why it's flawed? I'm just trying to understand you here.
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>>63319019
>it seems
Bc its my opinion bruh

As for the rest of your post, fine. I, admittedly, havent been following your argument THAT closely. But

I really think you should take a closer look at your analogy or at least elaborate a bit more bc it seems ridiculous
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>>63319244
I've never heard that figure before, but I do know that the incredibly low conviction rate for a lot of crimes is because most cases don't really progress to a full jury trial, you just say you did it and they put you in for a couple years and that's that.
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>>63313720
>Call the Police!!!
>Sir we are the Police
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>>63319051
Most drugs cross the border on/under land. And nobody just takes the shit off the boat and sells it right there, thats retarded for too many reasons to name.
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>>63319255
>General concensus in society is we shouldn't allow someone not complying with the law to operate a two ton steel vehicle driving down the road at 50 mph

=/=

>get ejected out of their vehicle

Not to mention general consensus does not represent the whole. Two points of imperfection right off the bat.
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>>63319244
It's only true in shit places like Detroit.
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>>63319244
http://www.npr.org/2015/03/30/395069137/open-cases-why-one-third-of-murders-in-america-go-unresolved
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Remember this /tv/?

Every fucking topos, it's here.

>President's daughter
>There's only one man who can get her out
>But he's a loose cannon
>crazy guy sings Irish song
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>>63319371

Fuck forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLTOzu8N1Pg
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>>63319307
I am speaking from experience buying drugs. Those foreign drugs are cheaper in metropolitan areas and even cheaper in those big port cities.

For the record im not talking about 8 balls. They wouldnt sell anything that small. At that level its more importer to mid level dealer
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>>63319324
>>General concensus in society is we shouldn't allow someone not complying with the law to operate a two ton steel vehicle driving down the road at 50 mph
>=/=
>>get ejected out of their vehicle

Yes, yes it does. The general consensus of society is what ultimately forms the law. Police are civil servants.You're dismissing my whole post and cherrypicking some minute detail to ignore my question. How is it flawed?
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>>63319274
It's explained in my other posts. I'm not equating cops to white collar criminals. I'm attempting to illustrate the insanity of being entertained by a like scenario. They are thematically similar according to the information provided by my opposition
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>>63319307
>under land
What? Are drug smugglers tunneling under the border now?
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>>63311253
Doing a drug transaction at the docks is like selling drugs at the border crossing.
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>>63319448
http://content.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1895418,00.html
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>>63319448
Yes.

You really didn't know?
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>>63319442
No, it literally doesn't. You can say yes it does, but it doesn't. Get ejected out of their vehicle is the only thing that is the same as get ejected out of their vehicle.

You are trivializing what we call logic.
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>>63319469
>>63311253
I think the idea is that the "big transaction" is the handover from the smugglers to the local dealer network. Basically, look for the guys waiting around to get something, and when they start going for a particular shipment, you know that's where the fun stuff is.
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>>63319307
>>63319448
>>63319478
>>63319490


WALL
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L
L

USA
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MEXICO
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>I ran it through the database, five names show up, four of them are dead, that leaves one possible suspect
>DRIVE TO HIS HOUSE
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>>63319494
We can go back and forth but your intentionally changing goalposts again, Sooo how is the system flawed here, Why are these Cops wrong?
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>>63319586
They're already under the wall.

Keep in mind, the people we actually genuinely want to keep out have the capability to bypass anything like a wall, a fence, better immigration standards, all that crap. The real deal guys, you can't keep them out.
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>>63319444
I think youre making an overgeneralization of his rational.
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>>63319594
It's called moving the goalposts, and no I'm not doing that at all. But while we are on the subject of logical fallacies

>>63319442
this post is a
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)

Literally. If you refuse to adhere to logic there is no point in arguing.
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>those paperwork montages
I think we're all in agreement that Hot Fuzz is probably the best Blood and Ice Cream movie, but is it also the best cop movie in general?
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>>63319647
I think what you are trying to say is that I'm implying he takes joy in all sorts of fucked up things which are thematically similar. That's not the case. I'm attempting to demonstrate the hypocrisy and futility of even enjoying it in once instance (cop videos).
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>>63319527
lel, those fuckers are way more coy than you think
http://content.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,2061931,00.html
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>>63319664
Ah, I give up. I wanted to know your opinion. Guess I won't get it. You win. Congratulations.
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>>63319781

Fuck the wall
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>>63319756
You failed at your attempt.

>futility
Was that really the word you wanted to use
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>>63319781
how much do you have to pay someone to man a sub diving through the swamp
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>his tableau
>lizard brain
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>>63319933

I'd do it for free goddamnit
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>>63319891
You failed at your attempt.

By no fault of mine other than the fact that I'm on /tv/ where people are stubborn faggots who have no interest in arguing for perspective. The analogy was solid on philosophical level. I apologize if it didn't live up to your undefinable standards anon.
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>>63319891
>>63319969
sorry for got to address the last part, yes it was futile in this context because it could not be defended
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>>63318439
This happens on Forensic Files
>small town cops giving it their all but just don't have the resources to solve it
>feds/scientists get involved, using previously unheard of technology and forensic work they solve the murder
>everyone is really happy to have somehow completed the investigation despite having basically nothing for evidence
Best show
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>cop show
>Internal Affairs are horrible people who put good cops in jail due to personal disputes, lawyers are all scumbags defending child rapists with glee

>lawyer show
>Internal Affairs guys get killed right before they're able to turn in evidence in a crooked cop case, prosecutors are all scumbags charging children with rape

Extra points when the internal affairs guy actually gets called a snitch and beaten up by his fellow cops, and it's made to seem reasonable in the former but a horrible in the second.
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>>63319969
the purpose of an analogy is clarification ya dingus

just like>>63319793
I am recognizing the FUTILITY in arguing with you
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>>63319933
>hey dude do you want to man a sub filled to the brim with cocaine?
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>>63320007
it wouldnt be futility of enjoying the video

but rather futility of defending the enjoyment
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>YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME MCNULTY
>mfw

Mc did nothing wrong
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>>63320076
yep. you got me there. I misspoke. But yes that is what I meant. I'm glad at least someone here has there brain turned on.
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>>63312119
What he doesn't know is that whoever is speaking to him....


IS REALLY WORKING FOR THE TORTINOS
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>>63320038
>I am recognizing the FUTILITY in arguing with you

I'm a lightweight really. If you find me insufferable don't ever take a logic or philosophy class.
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>>63318791
>but goddamn I wanna see a cop show that's about IAB
Blue bloods kind of sort of not really does this.
It's an pretty good show if you can stomach the blatant Christian overtones.
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>the higher ups are corrupt
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>>63320201
Gotham is also basically "the rest of these cops suck": The Series, but then, it kinda has to be.
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He always gets his man, not a word more or a bullet less.
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>>63320192
You are making your points overly-complex and therefore incomprehensible.

The point of these logic classes and most philosophy classes is to accurately present your argument in an easy to understand manner.
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>>63320281
>The point of these logic classes and most philosophy classes is to accurately present your argument in an easy to understand manner.

Sorry but you clearly haven't taken a philosophy class or read a philosophy paper/book.
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>>63313720
>Am I driving?
>No, I am traveling.
>IT'S NOT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO TRAVEL WITHOUT A LICENSE

What the fuck is a sovereign citizen anyway?
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>>63320232
Gotham sucks shit through a straw. I hate the trend of origin stories, and this one goes so far back they're still little kids, and somehow even the kids manage to be more interesting than the generic cliche one-dimensional adult characters.
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>>63318439
In the Wire Mcnulty uses the FBI's resources to get more info, IIRC.
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>>63320345
They believe that the united states has no authority over them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement
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>>63320314
well, youre wrong, but i was speaking more for logic classes.

I hate when people do this but, Im done. I dont want to argue with you anymore because there doesnt seem to be any point. You are not open to any argument and seemingly want to incite anger. You have not defended your points for a while but just tried to call me stupid essentially.

So i return to my original point: you are insufferable

Have a great weekend!
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>>63319448

Also,

Submarines, catapults, and gyrocopters.
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>>63320507
>You have not defended your points for a while

You haven't addressed a single one lol
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>>63316163
>implying anyone watched that past the awful pilot
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>>63320449
>these people are listed as domestic terrorists in America and Australia

Sovereign citizens aren't gonna exist for much longer.
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>>63315871
You're not wrong.
The trick is to take the temperature of what tropes people are tired of, and which ones people want, and make your movie/show accordingly.
It's been so long that movies have been subverting tropes that there are some cliches that are rare to see and delight people when they're played straight.
Recently I've been noticing that they'll be leading up to an action scene but at the last second they'll resolve things peacefully. It's annoying. We get it, you're so clever and savvy now please actually entertain me damnit.
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>main character got main villain at gunpoint
>"ITS OVER, PAL"
>villain starts smiling
>camera zooms out and his sidekick is holding a gun to his head
>"im sorry old chap"
>"yeah... me too"
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>>63317555
Cops are not fucking judges or legal experts.
This is a battle to be fought in court.
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>>63320892
Why the fuck do they both arguing with cops?
Cops aren't constitutional experts, they're not going to listen to legal arguments.
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>>63311920
I love this one in particular.
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>>63313720

Man, cops in the USA or so kind and patient.If I had tried to speak over a cop and try to recite armchair interpretations of the law to them one syllable at a time, I'd get my skull cracked with a baton.
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>>63311692
I usually thought it was the other way. Take Dredd and Sin City for example. A lot of games have this theme as well (Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, etc)
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>>63311983
License to Kill is basically this, in Bond form. It's great.
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>>63321186
holy shit his whole head exploded
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>>63321417
>his
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>You're fired!
>You can't fire me! I quit!
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>>63313720
This video was so boring and unfunny. Why do people have such a hardon for cops that they like watching autists getting arrested?
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>>63322339
It's not the hard-on for cops. It's just fun to watch these dumb people get fucked.
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>>63322339
>This video was so boring and unfunny

Did a cop kick your ass before?
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>>63322339
>watching autistic shitheads get arrested
>boring and unfunny
Yeah, okay.
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