Are all you assholes really going to spoil this for the rest of us after you go and watch it in 3D at your local IMAX with your $200+ tickets?
>>63301087
nah
>>63301087
It cost 14 bucks for a 3D Imax ticket here. wtf do you live
>>63301087
just don't log onto /tv/ until after you see it.
/pol/, /tv/ and /b/ are raiding the twitter QA tomorrow with spoilers
>>63301087
>spoil it for us
Well maybe if you hadn't marketed it to death but now I want to just so you'll lose money. Faggot.
>>63301087
>mfw im going to the movie just to spoil it for everyone else
>>63301087
>large city
>>63301118
>poduck hole
Lucky
>>63301087
>Coming on 4chan after it comes out, before seeing it
>>63301231
coming (not cumming) here ever.
>>63301179
kek
>>63301109
cute
the only real spoiler is already known though
>>63301321
the luke thing?
or the Jar Jar thing?
>>63301399
kylo is han and leos son
kylo kills han
>>63301427
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63301087
No. Kylo Ren is han Solo's son. He kills his father.
Luke appears at the last 5 minutes of the movie.
The plot has already leaked, No, I won't come on here and spoil it because I intend on getting drunk after with the friends I'm seeing it with.
>>63301087
I'll start spoiling after the Korean webrip.
>>63302802
It's actually good to know this so we don't go with inflated expectations about Luke
>>63301087
FUCKIN OF COURSE OFCOURSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGIne_622Oo
Just report anyone who doesn't use spoiler tags. They'll learn eventually.
I'd hope the mods/janitors would be working like crazy during the first few days of release in order to delete any offending posts.
>>63302802
People keep saying this like it's a fact yet no one has presented any evidence
The one Rey is crying over in the trailer is clearly Finn after he gets his ass kicked by Kylo
>Main planet in ep 1 is Naboo
>Planet in ep 7 is jaku
>Yoda rhymes with soda
>Snoke rhymes with coke
JJ resignation when?
>implying any of us will make it out of the theatre alive
>implying some deranged white boi autist won't shoot our heads off
I've already accepted that I might get killed while in the theatre watching this, but I'm still going. Only for Star Wars will I risk my life.
>>63303763
there have been two leaks i have read and they both give the same storyline. Also, finn gets shot or something at the end of the movie, but not dead. Rey says bye to him at the hospital and then leaves to go to luke
Look guys, there is no point in trying to avoid spoilers. You will try your best but some ass on /tv/ or facebook or somewhere will give you a spoiler and make you upset.
Better to just embrace the spoilers. Cant get angry and upset if you do it by your own hand.
>>63303865
>leaks
There have been no leaks, asshole, just autists wildly speculating from the trailer
>>63301087
I don't know. I'll see it Wednesday the 16th. Is it too much if I say : "The leaks. It is true. All of it." ?
The cinéma to which I go doesn't allow singles, so I'll wait for the dank memes and inevitable stream here.
>>63301087
> having to wait 4 months for your yify rip like a poorfag
get a fucking job and then $15 wont seem like a huge obstacle to you
>>63303936
>he missed the dozens of threads about the leaked scene order
Top kek, don't believe anons, you will when you actually see the shit stain of a movie that is Star Wars VII The Force Awakens
the plot's been known for months, the only thing left to spoil is just how many upboat bait le references there will be
>big black hips will say "i love you"
>fetal alcohol syndrome will say "i know"
so progressive, so empowering
>>63303735
>movie is out
>crying about spoilers
If you want to avoid being spoiled then don't come here or be among the first to actually see the movie
>>63305671
Oh, I will be. I'm seeing it a day before release.
I'm just saying that this board has rules and there's no need to be a cock and not use the spoiler tags.
>>63305748
You only have yourself to blame if you go to a thread talking about a released movie.
The assumption in those threads is that everyone who participates has already seen the movie.
>>63305790
That's ridiculous.
https://www.4chan.org/rules#tv
4. Please make use of the spoiler image checkbox and spoiler tags. Purposeful spoiling of a series or movie is not allowed.
You can go with the whole "If you don't want it spoiled, don't read it" mentality if you want, nobody's stopping you. But if you break the rules you can eat a ban.
I am going to one of the best theaters in Northern California. Real Imax 3D...it was 17 dollars for the 7 PM showing
>>63305790
>>63305818
i remember when people actually followed the rules. good times. then the Redditors came and fucked everything.
>>63303865
ive read the leaks, but never knew where they came from. Was it ever said?
>>63305853
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not hard to ctrl+S.
I only use mobile so I can't use spoilers
Sorry familia
>>63305887
>I am literally incapable of using brackets and typing spoiler while using mobile
I'm seeing it on the 16th so I might actually for once go on /tv/ and tell lies. I will definitely post pictures while watching though
