I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
call him a fag back
>look guys I posted it again
>>63301065
nice pasta, faggot
Rape his boipussy
>"time flies when you're a faggot"
topest of the keks
Punch him square in the jaw.
tell him it's his fault he raised a faggot
>>63301107
This.
You must become the alpha male. Assert your dominance.
Fuck him and cum deep inside his asshole
>time flies when you're a faggot
I like your dad.
>>63301065
Next time he's out with his friends say "I learned it from watching you"
>>63301065
kill yourself, faggot.
have you ever tried not being gay
Beat him up and promptly pack your things and go.
>>63301275
This
OP stop being a faggot, faggot.
>>63301107
>>63301210
LITERALLY the only option.
>>63301065
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
You dun goofd
>>63301065
>>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
top kek
>>63301308
>when a manlet tries to swoop on your woman.jpg
>>63301065
>all the newfags ITT who havent seen this pasta
>>63301065
Drink bleach because you're a faggot.
>>63301065
whys this on /tv/?
>>63301797
U r de beste old fag xD
>>63301065
Have sex with him.
>>63301065
Not this shit againHi Fucking cunt
>>63301821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_tkxZZMkk
Because TV is a ship board
And you fish from a ship
>>63301821
>>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>>63301065
Tell your dad that you're a bottom and only get fucked by BBC. Then invited you new boyfriend Tyrone over for dinner. Passionately make-out with Tyrone at the dinner table, then ask your dad, "what are you a fucking faggot"?
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>>63301065
Start making up lies that your dad repeatedly raped you as a child. Spread it around town. Tell the cops. Tell his coworkers. Convince your mom. Ruin his life.
Troll . Funny though