Today I visited /tv/..... tv?!? how can you visit a television?!?!? Hold on to your Ipads before you ask!! /tv/ is an image board on 4chan, you may remember them as the elite hackers that are the ISIS of suburban neighborhoods and movie discussion.
First off you dont even need a name to post on the site WHAT!?!? HELLO!?!? OPERATOR YES PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!? Come on people its 2015! Not even an avatar picture is permited! What am I supposed to do with my black and white artistic shot of me pondering existence in the woods??
After sorting that out I decided to visit a few threads.....and oh my god.... I couldnt understand a thing they were posting...for example you guys are familiar with the Dark Knight Rises right? (audience cheers) apparently these guys are obsessed with a single scene from the movie, remember the plane scene at the beginning? Yeah me neither (audience explodes in laughter, some women start to make out)
Apparently they analyze the scene over and over trying to find....clues I guess??
Look if you are going to talk about irrelevant things over and over and try to find reasons to like it even tho its just a silly thing to watch while high then check out Caitlyn Jenner.... (audience ohhhhh's) WHAT! YEAH I WENT THERE!!!! NO YOU CANT HAVE MORE ICE CREAM JEREMY, WELL TELL YOUR REAL DAD TO GIVE YOU SOME! (audience starts to faint, emmy's fall from the sky)
>>63300195
BRAVO OLIVER
>>63300195
>>63300195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4vv2auA0ow
>>63300195
I still don't know who this is or what show he's on, but based on what I've read about him from here he seems like a tremendous faggot.
>>63302286
Went from somewhat decent (state lotteries) to a whiny ultra-left circlejerk.
>>63301372
2005!I wish it was 2004 again.
>>63300195
I think we should all take a moment to notice that when a conservative says something a liberal doesn't like, we're all like, "That makes no logical sense. Here are 3 facts disproving that belief you have that is based on misinformation."
And then if a liberal says something a conservative doesn't like, they're like, "LOLL LOOK AT THE FUNNY WAY HE TALKS, WHAT A MEME, LOL WHY U LIKE HIM."
>>63302429
remember to also take the time toGB2TUBMLR, GAYNIGGER
>>63300195
He's like a American Russell Howard, except even more of a faggot. I didn't think that was possible.
"Its 2011" belonged to costanza
"Its 2015" belongs to oliver
Who will take on 2019?
What if Oliver is a time traveling cop who's trying to catch chrono-dimensional villains ruining history? that's why he states the time so much.
>>63301372
2015
>>63302689
Minimum requirements are:
-must be 40 or older
-short or balding black hair
-extremely afraid of any sort of physical confrontation
-male
-all humor derived from physical mannerisms rather than actual funny matierial
Who does that leave us with?
>>63301372
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>63302429
I know this is b8, but it's the other way around
>>63302493
Thus proving my point, word-for-word.
>>63302786
jesse eisenberg?
def ComeOn(conservative_opinion, current_year):
return 'You believe', conservative_opinion, 'in', current_year, '? What the *bleep* is wrong with you!? Come on, it's', current_year, 'people!')
>>63302987
Shit that's gotta be it
>>63302786
Brendan Fraserif hes still alive in 2019, which is looking less and less likely as time goes by...
JUST
2019
MY
SHIT
UP
>>63302987
Kek
B A I T
A
I
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>>63301372
the current year
