will the next bedtime stories be any good?
that's some fine bait
>>63299270
Nice reddit b8, faggot.
whered the last one go
Inb4 retarded edgelords bash Tim and pretend to be Christians
>>63299330
when did fagchan tv get so religious
>>63299368
When your dad took it up the ass, reddit tier faggot.
>>63299330
>>63299405
Triggered, fuckboi?
>>63299368
just condescend to them like the low IQ subhumans they are
>>63299364
>Calling sane people edgelords
Hey reddit. Nice irony
>>63299424
No, but you should fuck off back to reddit, dumb cunt faggot.
>People can't express sympathy with tragic events unless they're simultaneously pushing for political action that might alleviate the problem
>>63299364
Prayer is more effective than gun control.
California passed an assault weapons ban 25 fucking years ago and we still saw ragheads with AR-15s shooting everybody.
>>63299368
When new atheism became too popular.
>>63299446
>That b8
>>63299455
hi leddit
>>63299364
Only edgelords would defend him
This was probably when people like Tim thought it was "just another" mass shooting. Now that it's Islamic, notice how much quieter they are?
>>63299455
Looks to me like you're triggered.
Funny how Christ-fuckbois are so insecure and highly-strung.
>>63299364
>Kaufman
Nice author jew got there
>>63299503
Yo Reddit.
>>63299517
4.2/10 back to reddit
lol you made this thread yesterday and got rekt
yes hating people who make a gesture of wishing others well is very mature behavior atheists. please resolve your edgy teen phase before posting on this board.
>>63299508
Does that mean she'd be okay with a mass stabbing? Also been awhile since a bomb, maybe she's just trying to get back into that.
>>63299364
>>63299508
>feminists are a huge driving force for liberal policies
>don't allow the actual good men to defend themselves and other people
>whine when the sociopaths and thugs they accept blow up on them
>two weeks ago
>OMG, #prayforparis! such a tragedy, you'll be in our prayers
>now
>fuck your prayers
truly, an epic meme
>>63299368
When atheists became so easy to trigger.
>>63299682
i dont understand how they got pipe bombs if pipe bombs are illegal?
maybe they are legal in mexico and they smuggled them in???
>>63299508
The vast majority of murder victims are MEN, you shrill cunt.
>>63299781
Victims of murder by other MEN.
Checkmate, patriarchy.
i tried to call in to the on cinema show they had last night
the google voice setup they had wasn't working
i was going to yell "FUCK YOUR PRAYERS" bababooey style
tim and eric LOVE stern so they would think it was hilarious
>>63299682
>the wide availability of guns has no effect on the number of illegal guns in circulation, or the number of mass shootings
ok, when's the last time an autist in japan or hong kong or Australia or the uk shot up a school? how many in those countries combined died in mass shootings this year?
>liberals
Let's do something about shootings by assessing gun laws and gun control
>kekservatives
Let's pray to God it doesn't happen again.
Why are kekservatives such an embarrassment?
prayer doesnt work gods not real. all religions are gay. i wouldnt pray on my dead grandma because shes just rotting in the ground. doesn't feel good to say but its true. im not all against guns though because theyre good for killing crazy religious fucks
>>63299743
>this man will be forever a virgin
>>63299807
The shooting she's referring to was both a man and his wife.
>>63299731
>jews realize praying during tragedies might make Christianity look good
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>63299826
>implying gun control in America is logistically possible
Boy, how's that war on drugs going?
>>63299826
>ok, when's the last time an autist in japan or hong kong shot up a school
doesn't matter in those places, they're shitholes regardless.
>>63299838
thank you
>>63299270
>>63299270
hahah so edgy, what a rebel! just like me!
>>63299838
>conservatives
Let's do something about Islamic extremists hiding out with refugees by either not letting refugees in or extensively screening them
>libkeks
Let's just let them in and hope nothing bad happens, also stop politicizing a tragedy
look mom, I can strawman too
>>63299839
>>63299838
>>63299871
>b8ting this hard
topkek, athiestfags are easy.
>>63299873
i like tim, i really do
but i find it funny that someone who mocks everything and ruins every show and podcast and interview he has ever been on seems to be so thin skinned when people give him shit
it's like, don't fuck with people if you can't handle the banter m8
>>63299891
Nice false equivalence.
Guns have killed more Americans than all wars in history PUT TOGETHER.
Refugees are fleeing Islamic extremists and haven't killed any Americans.
But don't let common sense and facts get in the way of your ideological drivel.
>>63299838
> Both
Let's ignore the actual problem.
Delusional faggots are the worst kind of faggot. Go fish for upvotes where you belong.
>>63299839
this is a good post
>>63299939
>Guns have killed more Americans than all wars in history PUT TOGETHER.
The key to bait is subtly, lad.
>>63299939
>Guns have killed more Americans than all wars in history PUT TOGETHER
By themselves? Wow.
How many people have penises raped, and when will they be outlawed?
>>63299983
Hey Reddit!
>>63299743
>if you're not a christian you must be an athiest
>>63299988
>>63300000
Keep letting shootings stupid C.U.C.Kservatives
>>63299891
So what about mass shootings committed by Americans?
>>63300025
>>63300041
Back to reddit, you retarded faggots.
>>63299988
guns don't kill people, cardiac arrest does. now if only we can find a way to kill heart attacks with assault weapons we'll be good
>>63300000
>>63300041
I'd like to see you post the racial distribution of domestic gun violence
but you wouldn't because you libkeks have to defend dindu narrative
>>63300041
m8 even /pol/ makes their graphs more believable.
>>63300041
post how many people have been killed in car wrecks next, please!
>>63300041
> defensive gun use is a bad thing
0/10, you arent even trying
Fuck off to /pol/ if you're gonna be lazy
>>>/pol/
>>63300041
>the worst shootings disproportionately occur in states with the strictest gun laws
lel
>>63300082
>racial distribution
Wanting guns and being racist? Now those are some fresh opinions!
>>63300084
Except cars are productive and guns are destructive.
>>63300104
>le defensive meme
Nearly all gun deaths are aggressive not defensive.
>>63300124
Yes because people who shoot others respect state laws. Top kek.
>>63300045
What about the mass shootings committed by niggers in some of the strictest gun-control cities in the country?
>>63299939
>Refugees are fleeing
>skip Egypt, skip countries more suited to their way of life
>go directly to western nations like America and European countries where get loads of benefits and demand their local practices be catered to
they're fucking opportunists you dumb shit
>>63299939
Cars have killed more Americans than all wars in history PUT TOGETHER.
Refugees are fleeing their shitty country for gibsmedat
But don't let common sense and facts get in the way of your ideological drivel.
>>63300149
>sidestepping
you can cut gun violence in NY by fucking HALF if you removed black people.
>>63300150
No seriously, most mass shootings in the US aren't committed by refugees, so how do we address that problem?
>>63300151
>>63300162
Yes, refugees came for gibsmedat.
It's just pure coincedence they chose to do it at a time of civil war and not before!
Literal retards.
>>63300149
>Nearly all gun deaths are aggressive not defensive.
If you completely redefine the words 'defensive' and 'aggressive' then sure.
They love doing that shit at /pol/, go home
>>>/pol/
>>63300041
hey add this to your graph
i think people need to know what a menace motor vehicles are
they're as bad as guns and wars combined! and we let 16 year olds use them!
>source: wikipedia "List of motor vehicle deaths in U.S. by year"
>>63299468
When they're politicians with the power to do something, yeah, they fucking shouldn't
>>63300151
>skip Egypt, skip countries more suited to their way of life
You mean other countries experiencing wars of their own?
>>63300173
By removing blacks who commit gun violence, you mean. Removing black people who don't shoot people with guns wouldn't reduce gun violence. Surely even /pol/ is smart enough to recognize something so simple.
>>63300151
There are 5 million Syrians inside neighbouring Muslim countries dumb dumb.
>>63299508
I'm sick of Jews and Black guys in muh Star Wars films.
Learn to do what I did.
>DEAL WITH IT HO!
>>63300219
what part of opportunists do you not get?
why do you prioritize people who hate your way of life over actual citizens whose taxpayer's money and jobs will be displaced from them
literally a retarded kuck
>>63300268
they're 10% of the population yet commit 50%+ of violent crime. they already had generations to integrate. hispanics and asians manage to make something of themselves in a shorter period. just send them back to africa where they're free from white oppression and they can build their all-black utopia
>>63300268
removing ~6% of the US population would reduce violent crimes by half or more
that 6% is young black males
>>63300151
>lolyeah lets fund terrorists that are destroying your country
>oh wait you want out? sorry, fuck off we dont want you
this is the thinking of an americÜck
>>63300338
So the conservative solution to violent crime is to kill blacks?
>>63300149
>gun deaths
lol nice try.
>>63300261
>>63300289
>>63300367
as it should be. keep them there.
you don't help an AIDS patient by injecting yourself with AIDS then hugging it out. you fix it on the patient themselves.
>>63300396
Except refugees aren't AIDS patients.
Epic reasoning though bro, keep up those hot analogies!
>>63300338
>>63300330
Does anyone else find it hilarious how frequently obvious /pol/ shills respond with completely irrelevant, copy + pasted shit they have saved in a text file?
>Blacks are 10% of the population yet commit 50% of violent crime
>But that doesn't mean most blacks are violent criminals, removing the majority of them wouldn't reduce violent crime at all
>...
>Blacks are 10% of the population yet commit 50% of violent crime!
Jesus, it's must be a satire board.
>>63299364
>pretend to be Christians
4chan pretending to be Christian for contrarian's sake is my favorite meme right now.
>>63299826
when's the last time an autist in switzerland or canada shot up a school or mall? despite the fact that both of those countries contain hundreds of thousands of citizens who own guns
see? i can play this retarded cherry picking game too
>>63300149
I take it your a typical lib C U C K who has never lived in a city with blacks in your life.
You know, a city where walking down the street at night unarmed could make you get murdered or robbed. There's a reason suburbs full of whites exist, and there's a reason "white flight" is a thing, people left the city to move to areas where blacks didn't live, so they wouldn't be victimized.
I live in New Orleans. Walking the streets where I live at night unarmed would simply be like walking without a cell phone, or my keys. Just a few weeks ago, close to where I live, a dindu tried to rob and rape this white woman. He was literally carrying her around while pointing a gun to her chest, and was about to put her into his car when a Tulane med student saw, got out of his car and stopped him. The dindu shot him once, and his shitty Tec-9 jammed, he then tried to execute him two more times but failed.
Last December, my sister and her roommates were held up by three niggers at gun point in their apartment in New Orleans. This was in a relatively mixed neighborhood by the way. Stole her laptop, her tv, and a bunch of her other belongings.
There's something you stupid libcuc ks need to understand and learn, because you don't because you live in your comfortable sheltered lives. Niggers do not have empathy. They don't respect life, they don't give a shit if they murder you for $20. They DO NOT CARE. Their values are different from most other western people.
So fuck you asshole.
>>63300372
no the actually sociological approach would be to target that 6% since its so small and would have such a large effect. its racist to point out how criminal blacks are though so no programs are allowed to specifically target the problem
we could do like japan and pay blacks to renounce their citizenship and move to another country. they could move to the country that white people bought them in africa. Liberia
how many americans are even aware that white people literally bought and founded a country just for black americans to go back to?
>>63300429
he means this concept of "sharing the pain" doesn't accomplish shit, it just makes people feel good in the short term
we can't just move every person from failed states to the first world in perpetuity
the key is to stabilize foreign regions so they can succeed on their own
>>63300429
>desert people clueless and hostile on how to live in western civilization
>some hiding with them have been proven malicious
>this is a great idea!
top kek
>>63300441
>race disproportionately commits crimes even when adjusted per capita
>lose 50% of violent crime
>doesn't reduce violent crime
lol shouldn't you be furiously jacking off to IR porn at pornhub or something. you're literally feigning ignorance at this point
>>63299873
tim got rekt
>>63300441
it's the ones in the biggest groups doing the most though so you're wrong
>>63300540
Races don't commit crimes. A "race" is a concept, not an acting agent. Individuals commit crimes. Are you retarded?
>>63300601
i assume youll move into a black neighborhood to take advantage of those cheap/abandoned houses?
>>63300670
>shill deflects, deflects, deflects
This is new and exciting. Stormfag rat please kill yourself.
>>63300601
racial crime studies say otherwise
the best predictor for crime in the area isn't financial situation. it's race. blacks to be precise.
>>63300442
Sup reddit.
>>63300149
Remove suicides and what is it then?
>>63300682
so what do you want me to specifically respond to then? you didnt seem smart enough to get my joke i guess
you dont think race is real? well it is. you dont have to like it or even agree. it exists without your consent anon
>>63300704
Racial crime studies say that an intangible concept called "a race" is capable of committing crimes? Interesting.It's really fascinating how stupid everyone on /pol/ is. I honestly feel like I'm speaking to something belonging to another species when I engage them in conversation.
>>63300149
>the average person is not responsible enough to have rights
>civil liberties are destructive and should be restricted to only a select few
How is being a liberal c_ck working out for you, anon?
>>63300704
>the best predictor for crime in the area isn't financial situation.
Actually it is.
>>63300788
not him but holy fuck, fuck off back to reddit, you faggot.
>>63300825
What's it like knowing your IQ is literally one-third of people you tell to go back to Reddit? Every single person on /pol/ deserves to be relegated to a zoo to be mocked through glass windows.
>>63300788
what are you even trying to argue exactly? how old are you?
are you using your philosophy 101 to say that race has nothing to do with crime because race is just a word or something? nothing is really because everything could be a dream so id doesnt matter? shouldnt you be studying for finals instead of shitposting?
race is a meaningful concept if only because when you group people by race you get meaningful patterns
>>63300843
Actually /pol/ is always right.
>>63300788
The difference in human races isn't a fucking concept, you fucking idiot.
Do you also think all dog breeds are the same, faggot?
>>63299931
this has turned me off of tim big time. his twitter is embarrassing.
>>63300788
>intangible concept called "a race"
So you agree white privilege doesn't exist
>>63300843
What's it like knowing your IQ is literally one-third of people you tell to go back to Reddit?
I dunno, try asking a nigger, you hypocritical cuntbag. Fuck off back to Tumblr.
>>63300847
>race is a meaningful concept if only because when you group people by race you get meaningful patterns
correlation =/= causation
the higher correlation between blacks getting arrested compared to whites is much more easily explained by systemic racism within the legal system. perfect example are drug felonies: blacks and whites use drugs at comparable rates but blacks have double the amount of arrests and convictions for drug use/possession.
>>63300788
>only argument is trying to pretend race doesn't exist
lol
>>63300824
nope use google instead of some libkuck echochamber
>>63300847
In the case of arguing with a subhuman like you, clarifying that race is a concept has merit. You don't seem to understand that claiming "[race] does [thing]" is inherently factually wrong, since in doing so you are accusing individuals of doing things they didn't do. You've demonstrated this very fundamental lack of basic human functioning several times already. All /pol/ trash are less intelligent than even the dumbest drooling inner-city gang banger bix nood muhfugga urban youth. Dwell on that for a moment. There is not a single containment board subhuman with an IQ out of the range for clinical retardation.
>>63300899
>the higher correlation between blacks getting arrested compared to whites is much more easily explained by systemic racism within the legal system. perfect example are drug felonies: blacks and whites use drugs at comparable rates but blacks have double the amount of arrests and convictions for drug use/possession.
hahaha oh wow. you're really trying your hardest in mental gymnastics to avoid saying blacks simply commit more crime.
>>63300906
Actually I used google and it said I was right and you were parroting a conservac_ck echochamber
>>63300899
>Muh system opresses me
>I'm gunna commit more crimes so such system stops opressing me
Baboons will baboon
>>63300933
lol I doubt you used stats and just went to some liberal news article
>God works in mysterious ways
>If we pray to him enough, then he'll save us!
>But the 11th commandment is the 2nd amendment so we wont do anything ourselves
>Thou shall not kill but I'm always strapped just in case
>I believe in God, my faith and future everlasting life but am so paranoid of losing my life in this plane of existence that I am okay with guns running rampant in this country and killing others
Pathetic Christfags
>>63299731
he's saying fuck Ted Cruz's prayers, dingus
>>63300906
No, argument can be boiled down for a mentally retarded /pol/ chimp by the very simple fact
>If you remove all the criminals from a place, not all of them are black, and if you remove all the blacks from a place, most of them are not criminals
Is that simple enough for your infant-tier brain?
>>63300962
>b8
3.4/10
>>63300899
no the perfect example would be murder since all murders tend to be investigated
another important thing to look at would be crime rates compared to arrest rates
care to guess what you find? arrest rates match crime rates for blacks and whites and every other race
>>63300495
So what if they don't want to leave? What then? They're US citizens, you can't force them to leave.
>>63300000
>its a /k/ get
what a fucking waste baka
>>63300971
>and if you remove all the blacks from a place, most of them are not criminals
>over 50% of black males have been in prison in the past
lol you kinda shot yourself in the foot there
>>63300983
>all murders tend to be investigated
lol
>thread topic is mildly political
>/pol/ starts posting
>"It Ain't Black on Black Crime" starts playing
>>63300962
>liberal backwards redneck interpretation of christianity
here's your (you)
It's pretty disheartening to be honest. Tim seems way too smart to be a dumbass libfag but I can deal with it
>>63301026
This is most likely bullshit, but you're wrong even assuming it isn't.
>Males are only half the population themselves
>Every prison sentence related to drug use is unjustified and says nothing about a person's character whatsoever
>The "most" part of my post wasn't even the important part, the important part was that you're accusing people of doing things they didn't do
>>63301036
are you saying every major police department doesn't have a homicide division?
>>63299873
>>63299931
>>63300571
I don't understand how to read Twitter. Can you web2.0 bros help me to parse this exchange?
>>63301026
>http://www.rawstory.com
/2015/12/bombshell-alabama-cops-systematically-framed-blacks-by-planting-drugs-and-guns-for-decades/
Black males like these guys?
>>63301082
What? How do you cope with the fact that everyone smart is actually a "dumbass libfag?" Shit, how do you cope with the fact that literally all stormfags are drooling subhumans who can't even tie their own shoes?
I'm surprised cognitive dissonance alone doesn't give everyone on /pol/ strokes, especially in concert with their diets of mountain dew and double cheeseburgers.
>>63299270
its ok when we do it
>>63301083
>people who have been in prison aren't criminals
the mental gymnastics to justify your kuckery is just astounding
>>63301176
The President only has to say that to prevent triggering christkeks
He's an atheist
>>63301176
If your post was intended to point out hypocrisy then you're going to need to provide evidence that the specific people involved in the creation of that article or the subject of that article criticized "sending prayers." You do understand how hypocrisy works, right? For example, if I say my opinion on something and then someone else who sort of looks like me or maybe has vaguely similar beliefs as me has the opposite opinion, that doesn't make me a hypocrite. Are you actually stupid enough to need this lesson in basic thinking or are you trolling? Can never tell with /pol/.
I love Tim but holy shit he's become such a faggot liberal SJW on Twitter now.
SJWs are fucking awful. I'm not talking about people who actually want to help make society a kinder place (I'm pro LGT rights, etc.) I'm talking mentally ill degenerates who think fucking LOVE embracing Islam yet shit on Christians.
>>63301227
I didn't say they weren't criminals, I was just exposing your desperate attempt to represent drug users as violent offenders. And yes, you were obviously attempting to do that.
>/pol/ trash ironically and wrongly accusing someone else of mental gymnastics when literally his entire world view relies on endless mental gymnastics
You need to go back to your subhuman retard containment center.
>>>/pol/
>>63301148
lol what an embarassing post
no wonder it's mainstream to make fun you libkucks even South Park has a go at you.
it fun to watch you spiral down to being perceived as annoying, hysterical and irrelevant
>>63301249
No, he's a Muslim. Donald Trump said so.
It's pretty obvious Tim is a secret conservative.
>>63301249
"atheist" christian muslim
>>63301309
>sidestepping, /pol/ boogeyman
kek are you actually complaining about being offended by opinions on 4chan. not safe space enough for you?
cry back to reddit you double nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQDONb8bnJ0
>>63301148
What the fuck are you even saying, reddit? Are you just having a frothing-at-the-mouth tantrum because I called you a dumbass libfag?
>>63301413
there is a big difference between doing something in character (that also doesnt involve piles of recently murdered humans) and being an edgy political faggot in real life
>>63301148
how does it feel to be the new cool laughingstock of the world? its just revving up so you better buckle up buckaroo
>>63301513
Holding up a piece of paper is /pol/ tier behavior. You're exactly the same as SJWs. The fact is that the people you call "libfags" or "SJWs" are almost never actually SJWs.
>>63299364
california has more gun control than any other state
if they really wanted to get rid of gun violence they would remove all the blacks
>>63301547
im guessing that as an enlightened, morally superior liberal you didnt need to read the pic (or research information or look at statistics yourself) to know what it said?
also iv literally never seen someone on /pol/ hold up a piece of paper to make a point or show information so i dont know what youre talking about
>>63301671
I realize the image was mocking people who hold up pieces of paper, you fucking moron. I said it was /pol/-tier behavior, not that they do specifically that. Of course no one on /pol/ is going to take a photo with their disgusting, greasy mitts in a frame, let alone their disgusting, greasy, acne-ridden faces. Kill yourself. They just partake in very similar meaningless moral posturing and whining about inconsequential bullshit. The average person on /pol/ is such a filthy subhuman piece of worthless, whiny garbage that a minority being on TV threatens them. That's how fragile and whiny they are. Sounds a lot like crying about muh muhsogyneney on a piece of paper to me.
>>63301671
What are the chances that this person has complained family guy was an "SJW show" in the past? I'm going to say 100%.
>>63301583
>california has more gun control than any other state
and it's really next to nothing. I can't buy a 50cal or certain automatic rifles. Larger cap mags are banned and we have a waiting period + a test for guns and you have to bring some sort of trigger lock etc to leave with your gun.
ohhhhhh.. such gun "control"...
>>63301759
WEW LAD
talk about not being able to handle the banter
>>63301787
its and edit you idiot. also im not aware of anyone who has called family guy sjw. after seth was almost killed by the 9/11 attacks he likes to make fun of sandpeople a lot
>On September 11, 2001, he was scheduled to return to Los Angeles on American Airlines Flight 11, after being a keynote speaker at his alma mater, the Rhode Island School of Design, in Rhode Island. Fortunately for MacFarlane, his travel agent told him his flight would leave Logan Airport at 8:15am, when it was actually scheduled to depart at 7:45am. MacFarlane arrived at Boston Logan Airport a few minutes after boarding was stopped on his flight and he was told he would have to wait for the next flight. An hour later, Flight 11 was flown into the North Tower of the World Trade Center, killing everyone on the plane. MacFarlane quickly contacted his parents after the plane hit the WTC to tell them he was not on it and was alive.
>>63301836
>certain automatic rifles
>>63300000
/k/ek
>>63299270
>Fuck your prayers
>Hurr durr diaper eaters
>Hurr durr endless jokes about shit
>Hurr durr I'm gay for Eric
>Hurr durr I'm ABSO-LUTELY gay for my dad.
>>63301895
follow the posts before posting cocksucker
So is Tim some anti-gun guy or what?
>>63300481
>stop making guns difficult to obtain, because all of these criminals have guns!
>conservative logic
i keked kek
>>63300162
why don't you use a car then to defend yourself?
why did the terrorists in france or wherever used guns and not cars?
why are wars fought with guns and not with cars?
surely, cars are just as deadly!
>fucking mongoloid uses a bertrand russell quote to look smart
the irony
>>63302136
World Monster Truck War when?
>>63302136
>>63302136
>why are wars fought with guns and not cars
They are fought with bombs and airplanes.
Ban assault cessnas.
>>63301867
I'm a gun man, you see. AK-47, M16, revolver, the list goes on...
Reminder he was so mad that Larry David did a sketch with Trump on SNL that he took to Twitter to call Larry a piece of shit.
>>63300481
That's not really a nigger thing as much as it is a poor people ghetto thing.
I grew up white trailer trash and I saw the same shit with white dudes.
Don't be racist nigga, be educated and look down upon the real scourge which is poor people in general.
>>63300251
>using tragedy for political ends
You're a perfect example of what's wrong with the west today.
>>63300481
>a gun
>a gun
found your problem
>>63302120
>ska
>>63302395
>>63299270
Sheesh what an asshole. I'm not even religious but goddamn, thats just plain petty. What is he, 12? Or are we just in another one of his awkward-noise-long-pause-chewing-sounds skits?
>>63299826
>It doesn't count unless they use guns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_subway_sarin_attack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_hostage_crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers_Hill,_New_South_Wales#Nursing_home_fire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns_child_killings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Saturday_bushfires#Central_Gippsland_fires
>>63299270
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL
EDGY
2
BEAVER BOYZ B-B-B-B-B-BEAVERBOYZ
>>63302395
Mustard Plug is best ska band
>>63302395
It's from Portlandia
>>63299270
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>>63301094
like 75% of police cases never get investigated
>>63299468
Never waste a good tragedy
>>63302308
you're a retard, this is a problem
a politicions job is to solve problems through legislation,
No one would give a shit about other people having guns, but people are retarded 90% of their lives. So we have to actively control eachother. Tons of people have guns in Europe, but they don't fuck up... so are 'Murricans more retarded or does Europe have better legislation?
>>63299931
>ever taking anything tim does seriously
the dude literally made up a story about being stabbed bro, everything you see is on purpose
>>63299270
lol?
>>63299270
>literally insulting well wishing
What an attention whoring piece of shit.
why is thread still up
>we're discussing muh celebrities, its tv related!
>>63299807
Say that to Phil Hartman
>Christians aren't persecuted
>>63303348
ITS POST-SINCERE-RETRO-IRONIC ATTENTION WHORING
YOU CANT JUDGE ART!!
AND NOW FOR THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-RZi_yxJE
>>63303348
>well wishing
Please. Cruz is just looking to cash in on a tragedy and boost his poll numbers. No conservative gives a shit about anyone that doesn't directly effect them.
>>63300251
There's nothing they should do
What is with these emotional losers not understanding how statistically irrelevant these shootings are?
>>63303252
>So we have to actively control eachother
Kuck. Go lick some boots. You make laws so that when they are broken you have to face consequences not to keep people from being free.
>>63299270
ITS JUST A JOKE BRO
but really is eric such a liberal faggot too or what?
>tfw if your life turned out wrong you could have been a fedora tipping fag
being an atheist is fine as long as you atleast appreciate the impact the bibles had on history/literature in general, i'm not highly religious but it gets me upset seeing people lashing out against good intentions
>>63303462
>gee what's worse people saying i'm praying for you or people say ban all guns!!!! nows the time fuck your prayers!! reee
get a hold of yourself if you think politicians on either side are ever looking out for the good of everyone.
>>63299270
>our prayers are with the families.
i absolutely hate people who say this. you can't see anything original? everyone says this crap when people die. it annoys me
>>63304646
I've never heard either talk about politics. I've only really seen one candid interview of Tim. If anything this twitter plays of his Tim character that's nothing like him in real life. Apparently, they are two pretty normal guys outside of work.
>>63304727
say anything original*
>>63299270
>tim heidecker
who? I don't know who this is
>>63304732
>HURRR HE'S JUST A NORMAL REDNECK LIKE ME "IN REAL LIFE" BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME FEEL FUZZY INSIIIIIIIIIDEEEE
This is how delusional and immature you sound.
>>63304669
One good thing about being a sperg is all this reactionary emotional stuff that's been going on in recent years has zero effect on me. It's been interesting to watch people around me get indoctrinated by the cause du jour.
>>63304727
There's also the issue that it basically just means "I feel obligated to do something about this problem but I don't want to"
Whether it's a disaster, terrorism, policy issues or whatever... Saying this means "I can't be bothered to contribute any effort into this but I want to have my karma intact."
>>63301836
You forget the bullet button nonsense, the handgun roster, universal background checks, concealed carry severely limited in the LA area, plus all that retardation with Roberti Roos
But this isn't /k/ and we're just shitposting, so nothing really matters does it
>>63299850
underrated
>mfw mum driving me to a friends place
>mfw mum starts talking about how much she hates Donald Trump saying gun control doesn't work
>says he wants to punch him in his face
>talks about some other middle aged woman she's friends with online
>tells me she never wants to speak to her again simply because she said gun control doesn't work in a tweet
>mfw mum would literally hate the real me simply because I believe statistics more than her irrational, un-researched stance that's been heavily developed by episodes of David Letterman
Makes me feel good about never telling her I love her or thanking her for anything tbqh
>>63304928
as reddit as they come, fucking wow kid, you're pathetically undeveloped
>>63305021
His mom sounds like a moron to be fair
>>63301082
There is a strong correlation between intelligence and leftist politics.
I wish it wasn't true, but it's embarrassing as a conservative to know that people who self-identify as my political ideology have significantly lower IQ scores than the average population. I really wish they would stop calling them conservatives because the Right in America are a bunch of liberals anyways.
>>63305059
no, she really doesn't
you're getting that through a brainless kid that's projecting
>>63304928
so is your mom your dad or what?
>>63300481
Seems like the only reason this types of problems are occurring is due to the fact there has been decades of systematic injustice against African Americans that has led to increased poverty rates. That, plus lax gun laws allowing the most desperate members of society to get their hands on firearms to cause rampant criminal acts.
The solution is simple: ban guns; enact a robust and healthy welfare state to alleviate economic issues that plague African Americans.
>>63305104
>I wish it wasn't true, but it's embarrassing as a conservative to know that people who self-identify as my political ideology have significantly lower IQ scores than the average population.
thats not true but you ARE an idiot
its just statistics you mong. the same with everything else
if you based it off of voting habit, which would make the most sense. guess what happens?
liberal have the lower IQ then because niggers overwhelming vote liberal. people know this and so when they present the "average IQ of this vs that" they specifically do it in ways that will keep niggers aligned to the right. they do this with survey that ask "conservative" or "liberal" like questions without actually asking who they will vote for or what their political feelings are
its like going
>we will say that being very religious mean you are more conservative
(they pick this because niggers are very religious)
>ask question if you are very religious
>niggers say yes
then they get to say niggers are conservative and use their low IQ to bring down the average
you took the bait without questioning it and are part of the problem
>>63304669
There is nothing good about organized religion.
Maybe those who blindly followed the faith did so under intention that are good. But clearly those who wrote and enforce religious law did so with intention of maintaining control over the unwashed masses.
>>63299508
well, good thing one of the shooters was female.
>>63302308
>thinking about how to prevent another tragedy from happening is bad
>>63305168
more whites live in poverty than blacks
hispanics live in worse poverty than blacks
the recent sandnigger shooter was clearing 75k a year in a cushy job
whites dont commit the crime that niggers do
hispanics dont commit the crime that niggers do
asians dont commit the crime that niggers do
indians dont commit the crime that niggers do
>>63299468
>People can't express sympathy with tragic events unless they're simultaneously pushing for political action that might alleviate the problem
Yeah thats totally empty pal. Just typing 'wow so sad' into facebook is meaningless.
There isnt anything slimy about taking advantage of a tragedy. Thats what it means to care. Thats how you make a difference.
The fact that people find this behavior ugly, only demonstrates how much of sheep they are. How could you possibly consider it ugly, when its a politicians only option? And how actually acting, and making reform be considered less sensitive than sitting around tweeting?
>>63305238
But this was never about gun control, this wasn't even a mass shooting.
It was an Islamic terrorist attack perpetrated by 2 Muslims.
Wanna talk how to prevent these tragedies in the future then start talking about how we can better control American Muslims in America.
>>63305303
GODDAMN NOBODY DOES IMPACT FONT LIKE THE POST
A #BLACKLIVESMATTER LAYING DEAD FROM MUSLIM TERRORIST BULLETS
DATS SUM TOP AGITPROP
>>63305559
>>63305303
youre right. thats some old school shit there
>>63300788
This "reasoning" is religious -level dumb. It's magical thinking
>>63299270
he's such a fucking SJW edgelord these days, what the fuck. He's had a bunch of shit like this on twitter recently.
>>63305301
>be christian
>say that "your prayers go out to everyone involved"
>oh no
>oh nooooo you didn't just say that
>ohhhh woooow
>tim "look into the camera with an epic expression while it zooms in and pretend to assfuck your costar" heidecker says 'fuck your prayers' like some edgy 13 year old
If anyone is taking advantage of the situation, it's this fucking tryhard autist trying to stay relevant lmao. if he had been the first to post this edgy shit everyone would call him an asshole.
>>63304838
>you aren't allowed to even MENTION this seriously tragic event or bring it up EVER unless you get in your car and drive down there to help them clean up the mess that was made because I said so
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>63301513
Is that John Ratzenberger?
>>63305303
that ebony godess had a nice ass :(
>>63306613
I think what he's getting at is Cruz and such politicians should push for le gun control to solve violent crime forever rather than offer something anyone can do
>>63300899
>blacks and whites use drugs at comparable rates but blacks have double the amount of arrests and convictions for drug use/possession.
because blacks are usually repeat offenders
>>63301128
>rawstory
is that like salon on steroids?
>>63305168
where do you get the energy to shitpost and roleplay so enthusiastically? i seriously don't understand it
are you actually /pol falseflagging and trying to make everyone hate liberals even more?
>>63299508
Is she the new Jayden Smith?
