So any bets on who's dropping the N word on live TV on The Wiz tonight?
>NBC uck
Can't wait for them to sneak a white woman in just so she can hook up with one of the black men.
>How could it possibly get worse than a drunk forgetting his lines
>>What if we picked a failed musical about the wizard of oz with an "African American experience"
Why does NBC hate their ratings so much?
>>63291012
>Just fuck my ratings up
>>63291012
>a failed musical
8 productions, 7 Tony Awards, and a film adaptation that became a cult classic is anything but a failure.
Is this the live thread?
>>63293894
Want to make it the live thread?
>>63293894
It may as well be.
I'm making my first drink and getting ready for the shitshow.
I missed Peter Pan last year. How was it?
>>63291012
>drunk forgetting his lines
splain
>>63291012
>How could it possibly get worse than a drunk forgetting his lines
Did this forget?
>>63293986
walken was drunk
williams was oddly fappable
>>63293986
A trainwreck. Make sure you have a strong drink.
>>63294029
Fun trainwreck?
>All these names I don't recognize.
>>63293894
It is if you want it to be
>>63293986
Pan was fucking glorious.
I have to miss it because of Game Awards.
Im two Blue Moons deep, let's do this!
I THOUGHT THE WIZ WAS ABOUT A GIRL IN THE GHETTO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63294124
but thats raycis
>camera being controlled by hand
>television screens as the primary background
I guess they slashed the budget....
>>63294115
I going to watching both.
This Shanice girl is pretty hot, not going to lie.
could they really not get precious to play dorothy?
lets get a #witchliveatter when the wicked witch gets smooshed
>>63294175
The star having a heart attack during a live show would be good for ratings.
fucking retard children on this board don't know what the wiz is
>>63294175
I'm surprised they didn't get that Wallis girl, desu
>>63294195
imagine the betting websites taking wagers for the exact time
>>63294201
Diana Ross was waaay too old to be playing any Dorothy.
stream
>>63294210
probably too young to do something this rigorous
>tfw there's no chance in hell this will surpass the Black Dynamite version
Aunt Em was the original Dorothy on Broadway.
>camera in frame
>out of nowhere FUCKING GREEN ALIENS WITH WINGS
What the hell
>>63294284
I'm glad to see she's still got those pipes.
whore these lady gaga lookin fucks
I didn't know the KKK caused tornados
>dat upskirt shot
Is she in Russia?
Is this LIVE thread. We Oz noaw
THAT GINGER MUNSHKIN
I'm disappointed they didn't keep the movie plot. That was actually kinda interesting.
SHE DINDU NUTHIN
>Black jury finding a black murderer guilty
0/10 this is unrealistic
HERE COMES THE SASSY WITCH OF THE NORTH WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
Is this seriously the most attractive girl they could find for Dorothy?
>>63291012
implying michael jackson was not pretty based in the wiz.
Not using dwarfs of color for muniggakins. Digusting
isn't this cultural appropriation
is this the chick from glee or
Black people stealing shoes off of dead people baka
did they really name the witch Ebony
Is Kevin heart gonna be the leader of the lollipop guild
>>63294404
Wait until she sings, that's why they hired her.
>magic tablet
>it's an apple
Fucking dropped.
Will there be a major black woman character that isn't fat?
>>63294115
channel?
>product placement
jesus
>>63294411
This
Also the munchkins can't be played by actual midgets now? Is that not pc?
>>63294459
With queen latifa and Mary j bling as the witches I'd say no
>>63294459
no
may as well tune out now
>these qt munchkins
i want one
>>63289896
>There must always be a black actor in any film or play or radio broadcast or puppet show
>"Its not racism when we do it"
kek
Will the flying monkeys actually just be white cops?
There's no way they can top Richard Pryor
>>63294550
that's probably why they chose a woman
I don't think this song was in the movie but I'm digging it.
>Dorothy sounds just like Lea Michelle
>>63294533
They're doing a pretty good job so far. I was a big fan of the one with Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, and Nipsy Russell. I'm liking this one as well up to now. Loved how they did the twister.
jesus, those vocals are ridiculous
I wish I rewatched The Wiz before watching this.
Peter Pan was better
>>63294613
Only if you have a calf fetish
>>63294594
I'm in the same boat with you. I didn't know David Allen Grier could sing so I'm jazzed to see how that goes. I wonder if they'll release a soundtrack for this one like they did with sound of music?
>>63294613
i miss drunk pirate walken
>>63294613
Even Sound of Music was better.
>>63294685
no it wasn't don't lie on the internet anon
>.......................................................................................................................................WAIT!
>>63294752
All theater is awkward like that
>daz deep cuz
that slice dice chick was kawaii
>poppies are white people
i love this shit
>>63294781
Is she Annie?
where the fuck is toto
>>63294815
dead, r.i.p
>>63294815
Dead. I heard the dog sneeze.
>tfw no negress gf
>>63294792
not sure
>>63294815
black people hate dogs
>>63294815
Do you know how much it costs to rent a dog for an hour and a half?
what the fuck is this shit and why is everyone colored?
Anyone else think her voice is meh?
>>63294879
>colored
Go to bed grampa
That giggle makes her the best Dorothy.
>>63294879
nixon is that you
>tfw bought super soaker to shoot my cats during commercials
>>63294979
my sides
>>63294879
Are you from the 60s
now for these unspeakable horrors they call costumes
this looks like it's the beginning of a kkk sacrifice
>>63294923
She's a qt 3.14
The Wu Tang Clan should've been the crows.
Time for the best song
I wonder if any of the crows are named jim.
>>63295081
Is this seaweed from hairspray?
i'm digging these crows
Oh. Uh. I haven't seen any version except the movie. Why does this song get a downgrade?
Ghetto ass tengu warriors
>that flip the scarecrow did
Ok
>>63295118
Yep!
Why did they decide to niggerfy the wizard of oz anyway?
Why does that narrator chick keep explaining what is clearly happening on the screen?
this scarecrow a cute
>>63295222
anon how can you be so fuckin stupid
>>63295233
I don't have my glasses on so he looks like a ghetto werewolf
It's gotta be hard to fill the role Michael Jackson had
>>63295222
Because blacks hate anything white so they literally have to make their own rendition so they can feel better watching it
>>63295222
it was a magical time called the 1970s and all the white people were concerned with a mystical happening known only as "watergate", while they were distracted diana ross abducted michael jackson and the rest is history.
>that Scarecrow mask
>>63295222
>This is a remake of the black version which is a black version of the white version.
Also how young are you?
>dem cunny feet in the Barbie commercial
TIME FOR NE-YO
>hennesy
When do they get mo money fo dem programs?
>ne-yo forgetting the words
Looks like we've found our savior
Isn't he supposed to be crying about teenie? Wrong version?
WHY DO WE NEED A NARRATOR FOR THIS SHIT?
>STANDING HERE
Oh, you think having an all-black cast of NBC®'s "The Wiz" Live™ is racist?
You know what's ACTUALLY racist?
Caring about the all-black cast when you didn't have a problem with the all-white casts of last year's NBC®'s "Peter Pan" Live™ or NBC®'s "The Sound of Music starring Reddi-Whip™'s Julie Andrew's."
Is this capturing the essence of being black?
>>63295469
They had injuns in Peter Pan though.
Why is their a woman explaining what is going on right in front of us?
This dude wrote Beyonce songs...
>>63295475
It did in the 70s
>>63295512
That's the description for the blind stupid. You should be able to turn that off.
He is talking in the way that I would be called racist if I were talking that way
HOL UP
*oils joints*
>>63295512
>>63295462
It sounds like you're on the secondary audio setting.
Tin Man talks like a fucking slave caricature i'm dyin lmao
MASSA STOLE MUH HEART
>>63295549
Funniest thing in this thread
>WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS
They aren't even trying to fight stereotypes anymore.
>black men are either stupid, heartless or cowards
Fuck this racist garbage
>>63295549
I get AT&T Uverse sucks.
Dorothy has some great legs but she's too fat
>>63295640
Thick enough for this BWC tbqh
>>63295640
Low test pls go
Imagine if the guy from Undateable had gotten this part
Where THE FUCK is Toto?
>>63295556
SO BE YOU SAYIN
*chops up trees*
>>63295640
You mean not fat enough.
>>63295687
Oshit
>>63295668
>undateable
That show was so good in its first season. What went wrong?
>>63295640
Her thighs could be thicker
>>63295687
Toto is a pitbull in this right?
>that giant ass dragonfly in the background just now
No fucking wonder the lion is so scared of the forest. That thing was like three feet long.
David Allen Grier did a funny Teddy Pendergrass on that Adam carolla podcast
Is that George Clinton as the Lion?
>>63295710
I still laugh but I'm easy so
Anyone who was on In Living Color is okay in my book
>>63295740
I loved his black kid's names joke too
Wiz confirmed democrat so many handouts
>>63295730
holy shit my sides
>>63295757
With the exception of any fly girls
>>63295757
Even Damon Wayans after he created that abomination Showtime sketch comedy The Underground?
"The Office meets Family Guy"?????
>>63295778
>Wiz
>giving handouts
Isn't the Wizard a douchebag in the books?
>>63295842
Not really.
He's definitely "fraudulent" but he also just turns into a big pussy.
>>63295837
Right?? The fuck?
>>63295805
Not even Jennifer Lopez gets a pass?
Ne-yo is channeling his inner bubba from forest gump
So how come its ok for black people to take something that was from white culture and make it entirely black?
>>63295887
Specifically, yeah
>>63295907
Because that's what their culture does
Where are the tabs of acid...I need them for that shit
>>63295907
Because we make it better :^)
>>63295934
Tell that to blues musicians, whitey
>>63295907
>implying white people didn't write the book on stealing shit from other cultures
When are they going to stomp the yard?
>>63295934
All cultures do it.
Elvis stole Blues and Rock'n'roll from the blacks.
>>63295981
Right after the drumline
>>63295945
stfu nigger
>>63295934
>implying white pop culture isn't all retooled black memes
>>63295994
What about Buddy Holly, black music and Latin women?
I wanna fuck that lion.
>>63296006
I would really enjoy a drumline followed by some stomping 2bh
>>63296011
>from Eminem
>to Iggy Azalea
>>63296031
She definitely wanna fuck that lion
>>63295976
>implying the post said white people didn't.
They did and do and so do blacks and jews but only whites get crucified for it.
Muh dick
Sexy poppies
>>63296031
I wanna fuck those poppies
She remembers the poppies but not the shapeshifters
Gotta watch out fo dem ratchet ass poppies
>dat camel toe
Holy shit, NBC is in for some shit tomorrow
>>63296031
>>63296088
I wanna fuck those poppies on the lion
LEWD!
So the Lion dances the thots away?
Wtf
>>63296098
This is the thot section of the forest
Has anyone fucked up yet? I remember Allison Williams was fucking up right and left
Well, it looks like we've reached the part of the show where everything goes batshit and gets drawn out.
>>63296150
Ne-yo forgot a line, but recovered quickly
>>63296152
We still have an hour and thirty and we've yet to meet half the cast, it'll be fine if the pick up the pacing
What's the most appropriate food to eat while watching this?
>>63296208
Malt liquor and biscuits.
DL Hughley has a radio show?
>Wicked commercial during The Wiz
Way to confuse the casuals.
>Wicked
>>63296208
fired chicken and watermelons.
>that wicked promo
fuck why couldn't we have got wicked live
Oh shit is that Common?
>>63296236
The Wiz>Wicked
HOLY SHIT A WHITE PERSON
We ravin' now niggas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_City_(TV_series)
the emerald city is a gay club
Gay voguing...in my emerald city?
White people
I SEE A WHITE BACKUP DANCER
>>63296307
They ran out of black people at NBC
And suddenly,
a wild white person appears....
Is that a white guy or are they all in white face
>>63296307
You've hit the hipster city, of course there's whites
>>63296077
Yeah, cause Elvis totally got lynched amirite?
Is whoopi in this?
>>63289896
Bbc
Who is this targeted at, I know for a fact no black people watch Broadway
>>63296077
Lol white persecution complex
>>63296427
black twitter is all over this man
why are there no native americans
Can NBC tell if I'm watching this or not? I want to watch but I don't want to boost their ratings
>>63296487
Because you pale faces killed us all.
>>63296472
Come on lad, have you seen media in the last few years? White people get shouted at for wearing fucking manbuns.
OBAMA ON BEAR GRYLLS GOING WILD???
>>63296487
in all my years acting I've never gotten a job cause im Cree
kinda mad abt it
That is a fucked up wizard head.
>>63296512
You probably don't have a Neilson box so you're okay f.a.m
Ol.....Olmec?
>>63296520
Yes, by other white people. The other races don't give a fuck about what you wear.
"ADELE Live from NY"
"Barack Obama and Bear Grylls"
"The Wiz"
Is NBC always this awesome?
ITS GIGGA NIGGA ONLY DUBS CAN STOP HIM
Why does Queen Latifah look like Luscious from Empire?
Can the people in this fucking thing sing better.
More like Queen Laqueefa
Why couldn't they get Prince to do the Wizard?
The lion is the only one with any talent
>>63296602
dammit now all those explosions look like farts to me
Queen Latifah play The Wiz kills the "black" and "trans" birds with one stone.
>hol up
>so uh
>you tellin' me
*smacks lips
>king of the jungle some kyna cowerd?
>>63294123
whoa, buddy, better sit down! the room must be spinning!
>>63296607
He'd believe he actually had powers
>>63296607
they tried but no one could pronounce his symbol
>>63296558
You forgot Trump on SNL
>sir
