>Aladdin takes place in about 300AD
>Genie spent 10,000 years in the lamp
>Comments on the fact that his "last master" was far taller than Aladdin (who's of average human height)
Was this movie hinting at the fact that the earth was populated by giants?
>>63285039
Itsaconspiracy.jpeg
>>63285039
>average
He's basicly implying that Aladdin is a manlet
>>63285039
Manlets inherited the earth.
deepest lore imo
>>63285039
Ayyliums created us.
This is in the same world as Prometheus.
The genie is a technological marvel created by the engineers.
The earth is only 6000 years old
Maybe genies last master was an angel or demon
>>63285905
Why would an angel or a demon need a genie?
>>63285039
>>Aladdin takes place in about 300AD
>>Genie spent 10,000 years in the lamp
>Genie is familiar with 20th century American pop-culture and makes references to modern events
>>63285905
What are you talking about? It's only 2015 years old.
>>63285039
10,000 BC what would you wish for?
End of Ice Age? Alladin confirms Genie was the cause
No he just politely implied
>when will they learn
Maybe time passes more slowly inside the lamp
Or Genie exists partially outside of regular time and space, which is why he seems to know so many anachronistic references
>>63285927
/thread
>>63285927
>time is a flat circle
It's like pottery
Could be that Genie's former master was Atlantean.
>Atlantis: Lost Empire is a Disney IP
>The timeframe works (10,000 years).
>Atlanteans seem to be of average height so it's plausible Genie's previous master was slightly taller.
Perhaps Genie is actually the source of Atlanean magi-tech?
It's hinting that the earth was populated by Big Guys.
>>63285039
Arabian nights was constructed during islamic golden age, and according to quran the Adam was the tallest men(90 cubit) and the size of men decrease with the ages.
>>63286389
135 feet tall?
People must have shrunk real fucking fast in order to fit on the ark with all the other animals because that shit wasn't even that big
>>63285905
>The earth is only 6000 years old
>>63285927
His lamp had cable.
>>63286486
He could be right. There are the same amounts of scientifical evidence for both theories, young earth and billions year old earth, not to mention all the missing links etc.
Don't let your fedora thinks for you
>>63286389
>and the size of men decrease with the ages.
lmao fucking idiots
>>63286626
good b8 m8 you'll get someone.
>>63286626
>There are the same amounts of scientifical evidence for both theories
>>63286687
>>63286706
Did you even went to school?
>>63286791
>Did you even went
topkek
>>63286626
>There are the same amounts of scientifical evidence for both theories
Please be jesting
dem anunnaki big guys.
also nephilim cock.
>>63285039
Aladdin takes place around 1000AD
>>63285039
>>Aladdin takes place in about 300AD
whut. It was set in baghdad.
>>63287446
It also makes direct references to Allah.
>Takes place in Arabis
>Islam my shit up
>Quaran says Adam was 60 cubits tall
(90 feet)
>Adam had the lamp
>people in those days thought 10000 years would be an impressively long time
>earth is billions of years old
JUST
>>63285927
He's a genie. Why the fuck wouldn't he know about the future?
Watch Aladdin on Blu-ray last night.
Looked great.
>>63287702
>earth is billions of years old
No proof
Are you saying that his previous master was a big guy?
>>63285039
can anyone defeat Genie?
He was obviously some big guy
>>63285039
It was a joke about Tom Cruise's height. Aladin's face was based on Tom's.
>>63287777
>7777
>>63287777
The age of the Earth is 4.54 ± 0.05 billion years (4.54 × 109 years ± 1%). This dating is based on evidence from radiometric age dating of meteorite material and is consistent with the radiometric ages of the oldest-known terrestrial and lunar samples.
pubs (dot) usgs (dot) gov/gip/geotime/age (dot) html
gb2 memeddit
>>63286791
>I didn't went to school I went to church
Oh it shows anon, it shows.
>>63285927
>>Genie is familiar with 20th century American pop-culture and makes references to modern events
This is just Disney ripping themselves off.
>>63288352
>I'm going to believe in whatever rocks tell me
It's just a matter of faith.
Do you believe that man comes from the Magic Monkey, I do believe that man comes from the Magic Man. Both theories are unprovable and no, those numbers that you believe are the definitive proof ain't real, they just need your acceptance. Do you believe then, good for you, it enlighten your soul.
>>63288978
Radiometric dating (often called radioactive dating) is a technique used to date materials such as rocks or carbon, in which trace radioactive impurities were selectively incorporated when they formed. The method compares the abundance of a naturally occurring radioactive isotope within the material and the abundance of its decay products, which form at a known constant rate of decay.
>>63289042
>techno unprovable blabbering AKA here's the Truth
Whatever makes you happy mate :)
>>63289127
nice meme
A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture". A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.
gb2 memeddit
>>63285039
>300AD
wrong it takes place in present day middle-east
>>63288978
For a start, evolution does not state that man comes from monkeys.
Secondly, no one said they were "magic", either.
>>63285039
>>63291326
Actually Genie went back in time and made Aladdins dad the King of thieves, deepest lore.
>>63291442
what if Genie's last master was Aladdin's dad, and Genie's reference to 10,000 years is in lamp-time.
>>63286687
He got you, obviously
>>63285039
There was a theory that stated that the movie actually took place in a far distant post-apocalyptic future due to the genie knowing all about pop-cultural references that apply to our time.
....
This is super serious guys. We might be close to finally cracking the code.
Credit goes to anon from long ago year of 2009
>>63288978
>>63286626
Lol gr8 b8. Allow me to hit you with one hard fact that disproves any possibility of a 6000 y/o earth.
You realize Uranium Isotope has a half-life of 4.5 Billion years right? Pure Uranium 238 decays into another Isotope after 4.5 Billion years that CANNOT BE FORMED ON ITS OWN. That unique isotope can only come from Isotope 238 after it has decayed.
Guess what, we have found that decayed Isotope that originates from Isotope 238, Isotope 238 has a half life of 4.5 Billion years, so the earth is 4.5 billion years old minimum.
Then there's the backround microwave radiation, the doppler affect, Galaxies we can see over 13 Billion light years away, the layers in the Antarctic ice sheets etc etc etc.
Top kek anon, you can't b8 me without losing.
>>63286687
>>63287179
>>63286706
I bet you think the Holocaust happened to.
>>63285039
>300 AD
I'm going to assume you're American based on your knowledge of history and Islam.
reminder the story is actually told by some very trustworthy shop keeper at the start and not actually shown.
>>63291569
Basically confirms my theory that manlets learned.
>>63287446
Aladdin is set in China senpai
