>watching a movie
>eating pretzels
>can't hear anything over my chewing
when will technology solve this
Turn on the subtitles you fucking moron.
>>63274460
This
>>63274460
>>63274436
Just turn the volume up dumbass
>>63274436
dip it into water then let it melt in your mouth
eat before or after fatso
>>63274496
>movie is super loud when I stop chewing
Are you an idiot? You can't expect me to change the volume throughout the movie like some kind of autist.
>>63274543
>not having a snack while sitting comfy at home watching a movie
>>63274500
this and subs always
always subs always
>>63274548
laughing 4 real f︂︂a︂m
>>63274548
>taking chewing breaks
Eat all your fucking pretzels at once with it loud and then turn it back down when you're done.
Or eat soft pretzels like a fucking human being, instead of hard pretzels which are literally bird food
I chew in between dialog scenes.
I call it tactichew.
>>63274460
he cant read that quickly, anon
>>63274496
he cant because it will wake up his parents, senpai
what ever is he to do?!
>stop being a tub of lard and eating all the time you fat fuck
>>63274460
This. Your eyes get used to flitting across the words while watching. DVDs were a life saver since I lost a good chunk of the hearing in my right ear almost 20 years ago.
>>63274579
>soft pretzels
My first instinct. Get some queso dip or honey mustard
>>63274436
>these pretzels are making me thirsty
Now that I think about it, this is such a normal thing to say in real life, but a ridiculous thing to say in scripted television. That's probably why it's funny.
>>63274436
headphones ma nigger
>>63274436
>watching a woody allen movie
>these pretzels are making me thirsty
i'm deaf and eating while watcing movies makes them more exciting.
i like to chomp down my pretzels in the rythm of the action.
>>63276613
can deaf people hear their own chewing?
>>63277117
Good question desu
I think they do
>>63276091
headphones make your chewing sound louder to you
>>63274436
Try eating them in reverse, by pushing them in your butt and then when your stomach is done with them, shit them through your mouth
>>63274436
uno
>>63276613
>I'm deaf
Marry me
>>63277681
dang is that game worth replaying for her story?
>>63277741
Get your own
>>63277741
Her path is probably the worst-written.
>>63277117
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? Smell the paper after each wipe? Taste test? Do blind people have to sit when they pee?
>>63277841
>He doesn't sit down to pee
Fucking plebs.
>>63274436
Just stop eating, fatass.
>>63274548
But you already are autistic, so what's the matter?
>>63277741
Everyone knows Hanako is top tier
>>63274436
>>watching a movie
>>eating pretzels
>>can't hear anything over my chewing
literally me, fuck
>>63274569
I can't watch a flick unless I got something to snack on. I also can't eat unless I'm watching something. What is wrong with me?
>>63274436
eat crab legs instead
Swallow the pretzels unchewed you pussy
>>63274436
>watching film
>have to blink
>have to pause film each time I must blink (usually get it down to 3 times a minute)
>otherwise I have not really watched the entire thing
