WTF /tv/ it's Brendan's birthday today. Say happy birthday.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDAN
DUDE THE MUMMY LMAO
love that movie tho for real
JUST CELEBRATE MY DAY UP
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDAN
Thanks for letting us know ChamCham
>>63273951
DUDE BIRTHDAY LMAO
Might go out and get a haircut today actually.
Kill me
>>63274088
What are you going to ask the barber to do
>>63273951
We tried to save your career but instead of that we made embarrassing pictures of your hair and your face, Happy Birthday Brendan.
>>63274102
That's just the alimony speaking
you must stay strong, Brendan
JUST FUCK MY BIRTHDAY UP.
>>63273951
JUST
what a happy time!
HAPPY JUSTDAY
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>63273951
The JUST is strong with you
>>63274088
JUST
>beep beep
Hey Bren, how are you holding up, my man? Anyway just wanted to wish you a happy birthda-
>beeeeeeee-
>>63274088
What sort of haircut do you have in mind, bro?
>>63274392
JUST
>>63274302
how did you do that?
senpai kek baka desu
>>63274408
FUCK
>>63274422
what r u talkin about f︂︂a︂m?
>>63273951
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDAN!
Because you're the hero /tv/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll mock him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
>>63273951
>JUST
desu senpai
>>63274466
Can he take it? That has yet to be proven lol!
>>63274466
What are those expressions trying to convey?
>>63274466
>that pic
Can't wrap my mind around it...
>>63274561
Anger, denial and loss of sanity
>>63274466
From left to right:
>alimony
>de money
>heroin withdrawals, homie
Happy bday brens! Looking good!
>>63274561
A) facing sudden, devastating loss
B) while trying to talk his way out of some tight situation, something unexpected happens, and he has to make up the rest of his bullshit on the spot
C) freezing cold, but trying to act tough and cool for his date to the left of him
happy bday
cham2x my good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3Yp9h36A
THIS IS THE DAY, /tv/
THIS IS THE DAY
FUCKING PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE SAVE ME
#SaveMyLifeKillMyExWife
>mfw Brendan is probably at least mildly amused by us and has probably filed restraining orders against ChamCham
What if I marry her ex-wife? Will it release him from his ali-money nightmare?
>>63274777
his* goddamn
Do you think Brendan knows about the JUST meme? Why didn't we send him a birthday card?
>mfw this thread
Heys guys, who feels like turning imdb into the new 4chan?
>>63274763
>implying Brendan isn't ChamCham
Great job newfags! GREAT FUCKING JOB!
AS IF THIS BOARD WASN'T SHIT ENOUGH ALREADY
>>63274849
Did we ever confirm if that was Brendan or not?
What's brendan's email address
>>63274849
fuck off man, the idea is HELP Brendan not fuck with him
>>63274855
Whoa hothead.
>>63274462
oi m8 tell ur secrets daysoo
>>63274863
chamcham.jp
>>63274849
>>63274853
>>63274863
>>63274860
>Last post 34 minutes ago
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35617211/boards/
WHAT IS THIS GUYS OBSESSION WITH BRENDAN HOLY FUCK
>>63274873
I've been helping him since day one brah, I was merely quoting ChamCham
>>63274894
it was him you utter melt
>>63274891
Check out the last thread made by him. Dude is in the know of videos of Brendan's dog. No fucking way that isn't Brendan himself just shitposting.
>>63274891
He is NOT Brendan Fraser
>>63274903
Meh...I'm still yet to make up my mins on that.
I'm tending towards not.
>>63274908
He has to be.
>>63274891
jesus christ
SHOTS FIRED
>>63274891
He IS Brendan Fraser
>>63274929
if its not brendan who could it possibly be?
who would know all of this shit and devote all this time? has to be him.
u guys know monkey bone is a classic film right?
>>63274982
sorry chamcham its not
>no sticky for Brendan's birthday
>>63274982
I actually liked monkey bone, I thought the claymation and general atmosphere of the coma world was cool.
>>63274974
I can't think of anybody else it could possibly be. I honestly wonder what he thinks of the JUST meme.
Why are these threads so comfy bros?
>>63274891
>Hi. Tess found that video on her YouTube recommended list a week ago. It is most certainly NOT Brendan's voice though there is a similarity to his natural speaking voice but the subject and the profanity are a dead giveaway that it is NOT Brendan. There is another video titled Bam Margera-It Ain't Me by the same uploader and the voice is the same as the Earth Rocker video so it must be this Bam Margera who has other videos on the same page. I am not familiar with the guy.
Holy shit
>>63274466
>faces of alimony
>>63274139
"Please do me head crop right in, mate"
I will always love Brendan Fraser...It sucks he has been done so wrong by his fans and his wife.
>>63274102
He looks Jeremy Renner here.
happy birthday brendan, you should come visit me at the clinic as soon as you have money for the bus down here
your pal,
Dr Gino
>>63275102
What did his fans do to him? /tv/ loves Brendan and wants him to recover from the alimony monster.
>>63275168
Yes. Brendan is actually pretty damn good.
Fucking wife. rip rip
Why is Brendanposting so fucking funny? I mean I know we're supposed to be helping him but I just can't help it.
>>63275161
Holy Shit
>>63275026
>>63275135
>>63274807
>>63274845
>>63274849
Guys cut it out. We're supposed to be helping TheChamCham not fucking his shit up some more, what's wrong with you?
EVERYBODY SING ALONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E-QOimQgi8
>>63275283
Afton did nothing wrong.
>>63275216
Why does this make me laugh so much??
>>63275161
>>63275216
what have we done?
>>63273951
where's Brendan's bday sticky
New brendan videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzBE5jcxVfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHRu2BUV2cY
>>63275307
I was gonna say the same thing, WTF janny???
>>63274929
>>63274974
>>63275011
How are people this naive? There are literal stalkers that exist in the world. Its not hard to find shit out about people you are obsessed with, especially if theyre famous. Digging through social media, interviews, commentaries etc is more than enough to find out as much info as chamcham knows about brendan
>>63275351
holy shit Spandau Ballet perfect for Brendan. Post this on imdb please I don't have an account.
>>63275426
Where do you think it came from son?
>>63273951
Happy birthday. Hang in there, friend.
We need to make a collage of these and send it to him.
Let's help our boy Brendan crack a smile today.
>>63275294
>>63275294
>implying
>>63275398
People on here are desperate to believe in famous people posting, alot of wishful thinking goes on ehreer
Wish him happy birthday on his own website
http://www.brendanfraser.com/
>>63275734
>http://www.brendanfraser.com/
Umm there's no contact section
>>63275708
>that stroke texting at the end
>>63275734
>In 1998 Brendan was married to the lovely, funny and intuitive Afton.
uhh..
>>63273951
noticed this, came looking for the thread, was not disappointed
so what would /tv/ say is essential JUSTcore, apart from The Mummy?
>>63275734
That website's got more cobwebs than Afton's dusty ol' dried up snatch.
>>63275852
Monkeybone, Encino Man, Bedazzled
>>63275852
George of the Jungle.
>based brendan
>>63275852
Airheads.
God, he used to be very handsome
>>63275937
>killed by Sandler
try again brah.
>>63273951
>STICKY NAO
JUST
U
S
T
>>63276144
SHIT
>115 posts
>still no sticky
JUST
can we get a fucking sticky?
>>63275216
It gets better
>>63275161
>>63275216
>Gino tries to find a new job
>his new boss decides to look him up first
>this shit comes up
>>63274139
just professionalaly fuck my hair up famalia ;)
>>63276418
Kek
STICKY FOR BRENDAN !!!!!
>>63276418
Gino is now global president of JFMSU Enterprises, he'll never need another job
he shows up as clickbait ad for slideshows now
When are we getting a trailer for Behind the Curtain of Night?
>>63276472
Someone post the JFMSU Headquarters pic.
senpai
>>63275161
>>63275216
>>63276370
Jesus Christ
Sticky pls, we can save him
>>63276320
F A M
>>63276509
I absolutely loved his performance in Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Really shows that he can do action, comedy, and drama.
sticky when?
>>63276577
TOPKEK
>>63274763
ChamCham is Brendan, this shows how unbalanced he is.
happy birthday brendan, I hope you'll unfuck your shit asap
>>63275161
>>63275216
>>63276370
https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&q=brendan+fraser+2015&revid=1770708447&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifi73r1L_JAhVBVxoKHaTlBQUQ1QIIHw&dpr=1#imgrc=_
WTF WHERES THE STICKY STICKY WHERES THE STICKY?????????????????
>>63276678
no he's not
>>63275216
>>63276418
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
oh my god
>tfw /co/ has TWO stickies up now and /tv/ gets none
>>63276733
"Happy Birthday ChamCham"
>>63276718
Then how does ChamCham know about the time Brendan's brother left him by himself in NYC when they were kids?
>>63276733
Happy Birthday ChamCham
>>63276733
Happy birthday, ChamCham!
>>63276749
how do *you* know that's even true and not made up?
>>63276801
Because I'm Brendan's brother Regan, obviously
>>63276733
Happy Birthday ChamCham
How do we save him from this?
>>63273951
Hehe...meme.
>>63276718
Yeah that makes sense, but still how does he know some much about him?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM /TV/ BRENDAN 2016 IS THE YEAR OF THE FRASER
>>63276908
i think you underestimate the encyclopedic knowledge that psycho stalker fans can collect if that's their main motivation in life
Why is she smiling /tv/?
>>63273951
I saw Brendan Fraser at a soup kitchen in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “J-Just fuck my shit up”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST JUST JUST” and shaking loose his dead hair with his hands in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him start sobbing as I moved on and served the next person. When I went to refill the pot I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen servings in his hands.
The other girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, the others need to eat too.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them back.
When she started serving the next in line, he stopped her and told her to search every homeless mans wallet individually “to prevent any alimonial infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she served the man, he kept interrupting her by yelling CAN'T WAKE UP really loudly.
>>63276908
Either psycho stalker or someone who went to school with Brendan or something similar like a psycho nephew..
>>63276947
>tfw i've spent ten years practically stalking and collecting as much information as i can get on alizee and even fucking learned french because of her
>tfw I'll probably never meet her
existence is pain
>>63276966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF01EhRxl1Y
>>63276966
>>63273951
>Brendan in all black suit
>getting ready for his new movie, One Divorce and a Funeral
>Brendan Fraser runs to the nearest barber's shop
>the pouring rain outsides mask the tears streaming down his face
>he hasn't had a good acting role in ages
>he can barely scrape a living, the alimony is eating away at his living standards
>it's a dingy little barber's shop on a backstreet, there are no customers but him
>he sits on the seat, looks at his sorry face in the mirror in front of him for a moment and bawls out in emotional agony
>his head falls into his hands, and quietly sobs until the barber begins to speak:
>"What cut do you want Brendan"
>Brendan looks deep into the barbers eyes, his own eyes now redder than the stripes of the barber pole outside
>"Just fuck my shit up."
>"Brendan, I've told you a thousand times you have to stop doing this to yours--"
>"I SAID FUCK MY SHIT UP!"
>the barber freezes
>"WHAT PART OF "FUCK MY SHIT UP" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?"
>Brendan thrusts a hundred dollar bill into the barber's hand
>"JUST DO IT..."
>The barber lets off a half-hearted sigh; really he's happy, I mean he just got a hundred dollars to fuck a guy's shit up.
>After half an hour, it is complete. Brendan gazes upon himself once more into the mirror:
>"It's terrible. Thank you senpai."
>"It's a pleasure"
>Brendan stumbles out of the barber shop and collapses into a puddle outside
>That $100 was all the money he had left
>Alimony's due tomorrow
>Looks like Brendan's sleeping rough tonight
;-;
>>63276966
lmao
>>63277024
oh my god
>>63276733
Happy Birthday ChamCham
>>63277056
>8 de set de
FUCKING SPIC BUILD THE FUCKING WALL
>>63276966
>>63276966
>>63276966
>to prevent any alimonial infetterence
>>63277356
It's alimony, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzBE5jcxVfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHRu2BUV2cY
JUST
FUCK MY SHIT INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
>>63277448
just another casualty of society
>>63277448
Why is brendan so good at making these faces
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/board/nest/251001002?ref_=nm_bd_1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbS2nC99mz8
>>63277529
He was born to suffer, he is like Jesus Christ but without the resurrection to give sense to all his tribulations
CAN'T WAKE UP
NO GINO DON'T DO IT
>>63274849
lel. Get chamcham over here. Whoever he is :^)
>>63273951
HAPPY 47TH BIRTHDAY BRENDAN FRASER! HOPEFULLY U GET TO EXPERIENCE A FEW MORE BEFORE ALIMONY IS TOO MUCH 4 U.
MODS
YOU FUCKS
STICKY THIS SHIT
MOOOOODS
Happy birthday Brendan Fraser.
The mods may not want to sticky your thread, youtube may not care to remove the movies you starred in for copyright infringement, you may be down almost a million this year for alimony, but happy birthday.
>>63277856
That's a man, baby
Hurray for Branden Frasier, here's to a happy and long life spanning career. That people may never forget your name.
>>63278407
>>>/biz/
Let them deal with it.
>>63275102
Kill yourself cham
>>63278029
Why doesn't he just kill his ex wife? I mean can't he just hire someone to do it? If I was getting JUST up by my ex wife I'd probably do it myself and cop the jail time.
Stop with this just crap!!! Your all bullying trolls with sad stupid lives and nothing better to do than to harrrass and torment brendan!! Sick of you trollers defacing his pictures putting crappy videoss on you tube trolling Twitter im on to you people im reporting you all and as much as i can your disturbing!! I hope brendan gets you all for cyber bullying so clear off waste of space!!!!!!
>>63274946
He seems like a nice person
>>63273951
WAKE UP (wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(knew I shoulda got a fuckin....)
NOW I GOT ALL THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THID IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(you keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(you keked me too)
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(you keked me too)
NOW I GOT ALL THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(you keked me too)
I don't think you trust
In
My
Financial suicide
I cry
When ex wives deserve to die
BARBER!!! (BARBER!!!)
BARBER!!! (BARBER!!!)
BARBER!!! (BARBER!!!)
BARBERRRRRRRRRRR
Barber into your sheers, please just fuck my shit up
Barber into your sheers why have you forsaken me
Help me pay my alimony
I'm no longer in good movies
I'm all dried up like a mummy
TRUST IIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY
FINANCIAL SUICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIII CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHEN EX WIVES DESERVE TO DIEEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYY
FINANCIAL SUICIDEEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIIII
CRYYYYYYYYYY
When ex wives deserve to dieeeeeee.....
>>63278511
LEAVE BRENDAN ALONE
Why didn't you save him?
>>63278617
It's too late now.
>>63278624
Please... don't do that.
GOOD EVENING /TV/. YOU SAID YOU WOULD SAVE ME. YOU NEVER DID AND NOW THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BECOME.
I AM THE DEMON JUSFUX AND I'VE COME TO DESTROY THIS BOARD.
ONLY TRIPS CAN STOP ME.
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ALIMONY EITHER BECAUSE THAT WON'T WORK. I AM IMMUNE TO THE HORRORS OF ALIMONY.
>>63278666
>>63278669
JUST
>>63278669
>I AM IMMUNE TO THE HORRORS OF ALIMONY
Don't lie to yourself, Brendan. The shrink already told you it's not good for you.
>>63278669
>I am become alimony
>>63278669
ALIMONY
L
I
M
O
N
Y
>>63278669
Eat this, Brendan.
>>63278777
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME
>>63278777
OH SHIT
>>63278777
JESUS GET
>>63278777
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>63278777
Th
>>63278777
>>63278777
>>63278777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63278777
Nice
>>63276577
AHAHAHA sweet jesus my sides
STICKY JANITORS
STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH HOTPOCKETS AND STICKY THIS THREAD
>>63278777
ALIMONY BTFO
EAT IT AFTON
Oh shi-
>>63278777
>>63278777
JUSTice
>>63278803
I'm fucking dying here
JUST
>>63278777
WE DID IT REDDIT
FUCK
>>63278777
Fucking scriptmagic.
MY
>>63278407
/r9k/ that place needs a little humor.
>>63278407
>>/TV/
>>63278407
>>>/z/
>>63278407
>>>/pol/ getting a taste of alimony
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear /tv/JUST meme man, happy birthday to you.
>>63278407
/v/
>>63278407
Send it to /pol/.
>>63278407
>>>toy
>>63278407
It stays here and fucks our shit up.
>>63279366
winrar
>>63279366
/toy/ BTFO
TRY BUYING YOUR ACTION FIGURES AND PAYING alimony now you Manchildren kucks
>>63279366
checked
>>63274102
Cheer up chamcham I'm sure you have 3 or 4 birthday messages on imdb from elderly female fans ;^)
>>63276733
Happy Birthday Chamcham
>>63276718
Yes it is
