>Luke, did I ever tell you about water (known scientifically as dihyrdogen monoxide)? It is a compound created from the elements of hydrogen and oxygen, and can be found on many planets in the galaxy. The surface of planets such as Mon Calamari, Kamino and Manaan are completely covered in water, and on other terrestrial planets water can be found in oceans, lakes, rivers, and aquifers.
>Water in its frozen form is known as ice, and in gaseous form is called "water vapor", that forms crystals. Sometimes it can condense and fall as snow, sleet, or hail.
>It is a good drink.
*Obi-wan sips cup of water*
>>63249342
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Water
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
Luke, did I ever tell you about titties? They are good friends.
Luke did i ever tell you about jizz, it's best enjoyed with good friends
>>63249342
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time where I put you in a shitty desert planet with no water because I just decided to do it for the hell of it?
>>63249342
Why would he explain water to a moisture farmer?
>>63249439
Obi-wan was a huge J.K. Rowling fan. He thought it was important to have Luke raised by his biological family so he could grow up and defeat Emperor Voldemort.
>>63249525
I felt at the beginning he was going the route of saying moisture farming is a waste of time when they could transport large quantities of water from elsewhere.
But hey, that's just me.
>>63249390
Hey wait, why didnt Obi Wan just train luke from birth? Isnt that how most jedi are trained? Why wait until hes 'too old'?
>>63250044
Shhhhh... Don't talk about the plot holes
>>63249587
Poop-poopity-poop-poop-poop.
Shut up, faggot.
Well thats what you get hooking up with old creepy guys in the jungian wastes.
>>63249360
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Water
Oh fucking hell.
