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"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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Didn't Leia JUST watch her planet explode along with everyone she ever knew and cared about?

Why would she be acting snarky and cracking jokes?

Also,
>Mark Hamill - 5'9"
>Temurea Morrison - 5'7"
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Fuck you for making me google "Temura Morrison"
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>>63244987
Clone Troopers =/= Storm Troopers.
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>>63244987
>implying there were still clones around during ANH
>hurr durr there were still clones in the 501st
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>>63244987
>Temurea Morrison

??????
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>>63244987
We only saw one interrogator droid covered in syringes. There might've been several. She was probably hopped up on goofballs.
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>>63245010
Same here.
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>>63244987

insecure manlet detected
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>>63245038
>Temurea Morrison
Actually, they are.
Storm Troopers are primarily the Clone Troopers, but the Stormies allow for other people to be recruited as well.
This is a well known fact.

>>63245042
The Clone Wars were mentioned in ANH
"I was a Jedi in the Clone Wars, much as your Father."
So, you're wrong.
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>>63245237
He means before ANH started there weren't clones anymore except for Vader's 501st. Which is true because the Stormtroopers have different voices in the movies.
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A more important question: isn't Leia's ANH costume better than the gold bikini? I mean, no bra.
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>>63245237
clone troopers = jango clones
vaders 501st = last of thejango clones wearing storm trooper armor
storm troopers = recruited humans
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>>63245010
apparently hes Jango which begs the question, why wouldnt they cast someone who isnt a manlet if they wanted to make him threatening?
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>>63244987
>Mark Hamill - 5'9''

top kek
using google as a source of celebrity heights, good idea
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Aren't you a little fat for a movie star?
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>>63244987

Why would she show vulnerability to a random stormtropper?
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>>63246253
100% yes
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>>63245237
>This is a well known fact.
Provide a cite for this that isn't EU wookiepedia shit.
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>>63247072
this
hamill was 5'7 max at his prime
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>confusing actor height with character height
LUKE SKYWALKER (not Mark Hamill)'s canonical height is 1.72 meters (5'7). It's called acting.
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>>63245237
>>63246303
The Clones became impractical after the War. Despite being grown from the same guy, the Jedi Generals instilled too much independent thinking in them for Sheev's tastes and he only really saw them as a means to an end of killing Jedi, which he succeeded on because Order 66 was a mind control chip implant.

A lot of Clones left the service after the war as they didn't take being forced to kill their Jedi companions well. Those that stayed aged out of military service for the most part or transitioned into training Stormtroopers at Imperial Academies. And really, why keep paying happy Ayy Lmao Merchants for Jangos when it was much more cost-effective to recruit/draft from all those Imperial controlled worlds full of people that lost their independent thinking to the Imperial propaganda machine.

To paraphrase how Dave Filoni or Pablo Hidalgo put it, "The Jedi made an army of clones into a group of individuals, the Empire turns a group of individuals into an army of clones"
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The Skywalkers were just aspergers. Luke showed no emotion when his Foster parents were turned to skeletons
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>>63244987
kek

you ok there manlet?
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>>63247911
They were dicks
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Why was Luke 'hidden' with Anikan's step father's family and given Anikan's surname? Did Obi Wan want Luke to be found? How did Anikan, a powerful psychic, not find them?
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>>63248081
Because Anakin hates sand.
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>>63247911
uncle owen was a fucking asshole he deserved it
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>>63248081
its literally canon that vader hates tatooine and will never return there because both his memories of being a slave and his mother's death are too strong

it's why he sends troops down to tatooine to get the plans for him but on shit like cloud city or hoth he's right there in the nitty gritty
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>>63248081
Anakin thought the children were dead and he hated Tatooine.
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>>63247816
>the Empire turns a group of individuals into an army of clones
So the Empire managed to turn a whole democratic galaxy into a 1984 shithole in 20 years? Whew
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>>63244987

>>Temurea Morrison - 5'7"

Prequels don't make sense and George Lucas is a hack.

News at 11.
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>You are born too late to fuck carrie fisher on her coke trip
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Serious question about this whole clone arch.

>those cloners from Kamino in about 10 years made enormous army for the Republic
>NOBODY noticed

Why can't they make army for themselves and conquer galaxy?
Why noone is monitoring their activities with such an important tech?
What about other cloners?

>inb4 lack of funds for sustaining army and building fleet

>what is making money on cloning perfect sex-slaves etc.
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>>63248458

What would they get out of trying to conquer the galaxy?
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it doesn't matter what she said, her pussy tasted better than a honey bee's asshole.
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>>63244987
And thats why star wars original trilogy sucks so much, the characters lack of emotions is so fucking retarded, the narrative is ridiculous and the plot is stupid at the point of making me nervous going trough.
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>>63248499
UNLIMITED POWAHHH
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>>63248499
Control over the galaxy obviously.

But my point is more about the fact that technology so advanced, dangerous and relatively "cheap" since noone noticed that it was bought is so underused in that universe.
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>>63248081
Hated Tatooine and the emperor informed him the child was dead.

He also couldn't feel their presence separate because when they were in Padme's womb, he felt them as a single entity.
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>>63248458
they tried, the empire wrecked them and took control of kamino.
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>>63248458
Kamino's pretty much on the furthest edges of the galaxy where few would think to look.

As for why they don't conquer the galaxy themselves, they're more interested in war-profiteering then conquest. Hell, the Clone Wars cartoon named the corrupt Kamino senator eager to keep the war going and the credits flowing Halle Burtoni.
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>>63244987
>tfw you watch movies from your childhood and realize they're kind of heightist
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Rebels are just angry manlets who couldn't enlist.
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>>63249200

>end up winning

Never underestimate manlets brah, Napolean, Hitler, Churchill, Horatio Nelson. The list goes on.
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>>63249302
>Napoleon was a manlet
Love this meme, but I guess manlets too have the need for a historical figure to idolize
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>>63249568
>5'6"
>not a manlet
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>>63249609
Not by XIX century standards
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>>63244987
>Didn't Leia JUST watch her planet explode along with everyone she ever knew and cared about?

Um...no?
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