>this is the Jim Carrey of our time
jeez, i've never liked him that much but watching him like this really hurts
he's crying from lifting a coffin? Does he have arthritis or something?
>>63217504
>The funeral for actors late girlfriend was somber. Reports claim that as the casket was slowly lowered into the ground, Carrey who was looking very distressed, whispered to himself "Alrighty then..."
>>63217504
Why is he even carrying the coffin? Wasn't she an ex girlfriend?
>>63217600
Out of respect. Not all break ups are bitter.
>>63217504
Nigga he crying cuz dat fine ass locked in a box
>>63217576
>>63217576
Eh, he deserves some adversity in his life. He's one of those retarded "you just gotta visualize what you want and you'll get it" types.
Hey Jim, were you visualizing your dead girlfriend a bit too much? I like the Mask as much as any other red blooded American, but fuck 'im.
It's a funeral
What did you expect
I imagine the beard is for a role he's got lined up
ITT: actors you want to see succeed
He was amazing in The Music Within. Ron Livingston is the greatest actor that never truly was.
Give him a Mike Judge movie or a series, jesus hollywood come on
>>63217600
Break up was recent and he felt guilty. She may have done it because of him.
>>63217752
He was also great in Boardwalk Empire. Guy needs to do more serious stuff.
he has two movies lines up
a crime/thriller
and some drama with keanu reeves
the age of sad carrey is upon us
>>63217560
Do you have to meme troll every thread you're in, even if it is a sad one? What the fuck is wrong with the new /tv/ posters? He's sad because he lost someone he loved. Are you dense? Do you have mental issues? Fucking moron this is a serious discussion board.
A new film he's in.
>>63217834
sup reddit
>>63217727
I remember seeing a documentary which said in his personal life he is quite a serious and melancholic person unlike his on-screen public image.
>>63217839
Holy christ. Not looking bad at all.
>being buried in Tipp
she should've stayed alive
>>63217576
>>63217804
>drama with keanu reeves
>yfw the movie is 90 minutes of Keanu and Jim Carrey eating sandwiches in a New York public park on a gloomy afternoon
>>63217889
Then again, /tv/ isn't /b/.
>>63217576
good timing
>>63217906
Like most comedians, there must be a psychology essay or something about it out there, i'm sure.
DON'T
MESS
WITH
THE DO
JUST
>>63217576
I dont get it explain it to me tv meme bro
>>63217752
My sister saw him recently in an airport. Her and her friend tried talking to him, and he got up and walked out of the restaurant. You'd think that he'd be ecstatic about getting some fan love nowadays, but I guess not.
>>63218078
Alrighty then was his tagline in ace ventura
OH LOOK HOW SAD HE IS WITH HIS FUCKING 10/10 HAIRT GENETICS
POOR LITTLE BABY
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>63217943
After 63 minutes, it looks like Keanu is about to say something... but all he does is breathe a heavy sigh.
in hindsight, maybe she should have been vaccinated
>>63218013
Humor is a good defense mechanism. There. I did it.
>>63217943
>>63218140
I would actually watch that shit.
>>63218081
Implying he wants to talk to some random bitches while he's eating.
>>63218163
You could say it'sa good trick.
>>63217839
>that lenin in the back
the jews are conditioning you brah!!!
break away!
break awaay!
>>63218353
>>63217576
does this mean hes not gonna finish the ace ventura trilogy?
he basically murdered her
>>63217560
bro they make coffins from pretty heavy wood these days I cry every tiem
>>63218211
I would actually check that shit.
>>63217752
this dude is pretty great
>>63218487
sup reddit
>>63217504
>Jim Carrey
>Jim "Kill The Quim" Carrey
>Jim "Cum Inside, Then Suicide" Carrey
>Jim "Rim Her Then Bin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Fuck Her Then Chuck Her" Carrey
>Jim "After We Bone, I'll Move On To Emma Stone" Carrey
>Jim "Good Afternoon, Good Evening And Good Night" Carrey
>Jim "Root Her Then Boot Her" Carrey
>Jim "Wasn't My Wife, So She Took Her Own Life" Carrey
>Jim "Couldn't Get A Knobbin', So She Pulled A Robin (Williams)" Carrey
>Jim "Once She's Done Sucking, I Do The Keking" Carrey
>Jim "My D or an OD" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me A Rash, Now She's In The Trash" Carrey
>Jim "She Left The Thunder, Now She's 6 Feet Under" Carrey
>Jim "Ignore Every Whore Who Asks For More" Carrey
>Jim "Dig My Gold And You'll Get Rolled" Carrey
>Jim "Took My Dick Out Her Mouth, Now It's All Gone South" Carrey
>Jim "I'm So Old Even My Heart's Stone Cold" Carrey
>Jim "Had A Carnal Feast, Now She's Deceased" Carrey
>Jim "Pump Her Then Dump Her" Carrey
>Jim "Weirdo With A Beard-o" Carrey
>Jim "Pop Her Then Drop Her" Carrey
>Jim "This Is One Death Ace Will Take No Time At All To Solve" Carrey
>Jim "Bad Granddad" Carrey
>Jim "She's Unstable, Better Feed Her My 'Cable' (Guy)" Carrey
>Jim "Blew In Her, Now Ruin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Make That Slut Cut" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me Head, Now She's Dead" Carrey
>Jim "Masturbate On Her, Then Excommunicate Her" Carrey
>Jim "That Was Funny, Now Time For Cunny" Carrey
>Jim "Get To Know, Then Drop That Hoe" Carrey
>Jim "It's Not Murder If I Didn't Touch Her" Carrey
>Jim "For Me It Was Tuesday" Carrey
>Jim "Pops" Carrey
>>63217727
You hate him for a weird philosophy? You're much shittier than he is.
>>63219788
>>63218211
>>63219600
Check em'
>>63219674
hey man keep it real
>>63217600
I doubt shes still gonna be his girlfriend when shes dead
>>63217504
Fuck that unfunny pleb hypocrite.
>guns are all that is ebil
>muh 11k defs a yr full epidemic
>even do secondhand smoke kills 4x as many ppl as firearms Imma give u mah 2 brit Canadian cents and tell you how to Constitution
He should be in that casket. At least his career already is.
>>63217752
>greatest actor that never truly was.
>give him a movie or tv series
>tv series
pic related
>>63217504
This is his best acting yet
He killed thousands of children through his stupidity, fuck him, I hope he carries that weight forever.
>>63217600
Because he faked her suicide so he could carry the coffin and get pictures taken of by paparazzi, to stay relevant.
>>63220471
He should something like my dinner with andre but it's with him and keanu reeves.
>>63220707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vGpBYJ5_6E
Now he's going to have selective brain damage to forget he ever knew her. He'll be back to his old self in no time.
Fuck that antigun faggot
>>63217504
Such is life.
At least he's got great hair
>>63220429
>>63220836
>He doesn't agree with my politics so I hate him! >:(
Life must be pretty miserable when you're this childish and petty.
>>63217600
He's a coffin cad
>>63217576
>>63217576
Screenshotted for posterity
>>63221042
That was unessessescary
>>63220980
life must be pretty miserable when you're a defenseless fgt that listens to britkek canadian actors and their 'opinions'
>>63221069
Especially with that horrendous theme. Look at that makes me feel like I have sand in my eyes.
>Jim Carrey-ing a coffin, while pretending to Carre
>>63221069
as is that spelling
>>63220970
can you still be JUST even if you have great hair?
Jim Carey is a piece of shit and doesn't deserve any sympathy
That said, Dumb and Dumber is one of the funniest movies ever
>>63221102
OK, if your theme is so much better, take the same screenshot with yours and we'll compare.
>>63221069
Read the word you typed to yourself and just listen to how it sounds.
>>63221091
Yeah, I guess it would be. Doesn't make you any less of a crybaby bitch, though.
>>63219788
Comedy gold
>>63220980
He's a foreigner campaigning to remove my civil rights, so yes I hate him and it's perfectly legitimate.
>>63217504
He looks like Stannis after his shit got fucked up
>>63221220
No, I am not from reddit.
>>63217600
'good guy jim' media attention
>>63217640
Made me laugh out loud
>>63221224
stfu Jim why don't you bury your shit art with that shit wife you worthless fuck
JUST
>>63217640
one word: dick in a box
>>63221334
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God!
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little banter thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bantering NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is " POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>63221371
First off, you're fucking retarded. Second, that's not one word.
>>63220524
how?
>>63217504
In reality, Jim isn't a very lighthearted person, he's very much like Joel from Eternal Sunshine. For all we know she was his Clementine.
>>63219788
>>Jim "Couldn't Get A Knobbin', So She Pulled A Robin (Williams)" Carrey
Also, did anyone see the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee episode with Carrey? He seems pretty far gone.
>>63221382
Mirin' that neck gains bro
>>63221382
what did he mean by this?
>>63217752
>tfw this guy did office space, immediately did band of brothers, then immediately did shit roles and fuck all for the rest of his career
He was the GOAT god damn it fucking kikes did it again
>>63221548
>>63217504
Fuck him. How about he carries the coffins of every child who has died because they listen to his Ex about her stupid fucking anti-vaxxer opinion that he publicly maintains to this day.
>>63221443
shiiiiieeeeeet that's not one word?
shiiiiieeeeeeet...
>>63221874
That's right, Jamal. I just said that.
>>63217749
It is, he's doing a neo-noir atm
>>63221928
shiiiieeeeeet man any word on where I can get me some of dat fine asspergers u sportin?
shiiieeeeeeeet...
>>63217839
>this much color grading
it ruined enemy, it ruined fury road, it ruins everything
why do directors these days never learn?
>>63221961
Check yo mommas pussy. I think I left some in her last night.
>>63217727
You know he grew up homeless living in a car at some points right?
>>63221977
It's not how much of it there is, It's just shitty monotone color grading or just a bad choice of colors. Luckily, nowadays more and more movies are starting to look at complimentary colors and what actually works. tmnt 2014, transformers age of extinction, heart of the sea, victor frankenstein, hercules all have pretty dope color grading. Meanwhile, you have shit like the last Harry Potter movies that are just brown boring sepia shit.
>>63222020
You are a rare specimen on 4chan. It's like I'm talking to my 13-year old self.
>>63222118
>It's like I'm talking to my 13-year old self.
Right about the "self" part. Wrong on the age.
I am literally just mirroring your responses, friend. :^)
This is you NOW.
Take a good hard look in that mirror.
>>63217944
A lot of people forget about this, though.
>>63222158
You're the one who needed to point out that it's not one word. How retarded is that? You must have aspergers to not understand that I was not being serious.
The fact that a random act of shitposting that took minimal thought on my part somehow provoked an angry response in you, shows that maybe I reflected to you a part of you that you want to deny exists? Speaking of mirrors...
Now cheers, because arguing on the internet (especially 4chan) is retarded.
>>63222341
>babbys first time on 4chan
Don't have an aneurysm, you little penis. :^)
>>63222341
le ragequit face :^)
>>63222370
fuck that was fast this must be a hobby for u well cheers m8 I'm keeping to my word
>>63222341
>Now cheers, because arguing on the internet (especially 4chan) is retarded.
>Let me get the last word in please! :( Arguing on 4chan is so stupid, you big dumb poopyhead! I was trying to trol u!
>>63222390
>just have to respond one last time but it doesn't actually count tho!
Are you actually 12?
>>63217576
holy keks
>>63222368
>Don't have an aneurysm, you little penis. :^)
this is the funniest thing ive read on /tv/ in a long fucking time
I'm surprised she wasn't cremated.
After all, she was SSSSSMMMOKIN!!!
Mr. Carrey would like to extend his condolences to the F-A-M-I-L-why? BECAUSE HE'S GOTTA!
>>63222569
that really warms my heart.
>>63222722
Not bad.
>>63217576
You know comedians do this type of shit all the time to lighten the mood it wouldn't have been that surprising had it actually happened.
Robbie Williams visited Christopher Reeves in a hospital when he got paralyzed and played doctor and said he wanted to give him a rectal exam.
>>63222827
Why would he do that? He's not even funny.
>>63222861
Because he was friends with him and he was funny, faggot. Watch his stand up. He also had amazing improvisational skills. Every interview he had everybody laughing. Not a lot of comedians can be that funny on the spot.
>>63222931
Did he whisper "let me entertain you" before shoving a lead pipe up his rectum?
Poor superman. He was a good friend.
>>63222994
lmao I'm a dumbfuck. I meant Robin Williams obviously. kek
>>63218078
once he killed a hooker named alrighty then
>>63223035
Ain't no thang.
>>63217576
>>63221042
thank you reddit. good luck with the /r/4chan post, queer.
>>63219788
>>Jim "She's Unstable, Better Feed Her My 'Cable' (Guy)" Carrey
Mein Sides.
>>63221501
bruh...
>>63217576
mother fucker
>>63217576
>"Alrighty then..."
>>63217560
Kek
>>63219788
LOL. Just screencapped that and posted it to his facebook.
>>63221482
anti-vaccination nut
>>63226420
pics or it didn't happen
>>63226420
You fucking liar liar
>>63226420
edgy and shit. you've even got 420 as your post id.
>>63217504
he shouldnt have parttaken in the ritual killing of his girlfriend then
he'll be off grid for a while but now hes with the jewminarti, they'll make sure his career will take off when he comes back with a vengeance. he'll be getting at least 2 oscars in the next 5 years. save this post.
>>63227334
It'll either go that way or a Robin Williams route, they both have daughters they both depressed this shit aint coincidental
>>63219788
>mental illness
>>63217504
Why the fuck would someone touch his shoulder while he's carrying a CASKET? WTF
>>63219788
>Jim "This Is One Death Ace Will Take No Time At All To Solve" Carrey
He has received, for having worked for a few months of his life, enough money to ensure that he will never have to work again for many, many lifetimes over. Not only should he endure every single picture taken of him every time he steps outside of his house but, like all A-list actors and actresses, he should tell every single person who has a conversation with him or asks for him to appear in a picture with them, without the faintest hint of irony, that he is grateful for the opportunity to live a care-free life, thanks to the support they have given by watching films he has appeared in.
The problem with most of you narrow-minded cunts is, you put these creatures of flesh & blood on such a high pedestal, that you are completely blinded from the overwhelming, disgusting truth. Some professions are horrendously, abhorrently overpaid.
You really ought to fucking kill yourself.
>>63221220
Don't worry friend. I'm sure you'll break 1k upboats.
>>63217834
holy shit calling other people new when in reality you're actually this new idk if this is perfect bait or reddit.
