>It's a 'Mark doesn't catch any of the contestants and they win the money' episode
>it's a holy fuck how is mark 50 years old episode
Is Bradley Walsh the best TV Presenter in the UK?
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBslkRsvRng
>>63213541
he's underrated as fuck compared to shitters like stephen mulhern
Why are Reddit memes so unfunny? Pic related.
>>63213232
u wot? I thought he was 30-something
>>63213232
He eats virgins for breakfast, brunch, lunch, supper, dinner, and as a midnight snack.
>It's a 'the chaser gets a bunch of conspicuous wrong answers because it's a celebrity special' episode
>it's a "mark marries his underage cousin" episode
>this guy is taller than Stephen Merchant
Mark > Paul > Shaun > Anne > Jenny
>it's a the beast wins episode
>>63215993
should just get rid of the rest of them 2bh
>>63215910
>It's a "the chaser is due to lose soon episode and happens to fall on Shaun again, who gets the most ridiculously easy questions wrong episode"
>it's a "contestant chooses minus money in the chase and still loses" episode
Shit, does /tv/ have threads for this, might have to watch, what about pointless. Did you see that Trannie on the other day. Fucking disgrace
>>63216726
Pointless is shit.
I have lost more money in a casino in a given month than you can win on that show.
>>63216726
I record it and watch it with my Mother at 6pm once she has finished work. There are usually some threads around though.
Is £90k the most ever won (on non-charity episodes). I remember a 3 person team winning that much a while ago.
>>63217878
Din dins at around 5:45 whilst pointless is on then switch over to eggheads at 6 for afters.
>>63215993
who the fuck is jenny
>It's a "Shaun is shaking and obviously has early onset parkinson's and that's why he's the worst chaser " episode
Watch him closely in the final chase next time he's on. It's really sad.
>>63218267
The new one.
>>63218314
>female fedora glasses
I met Paul Sinha at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Top bloke, came to see my friend's shitty improv show and everything. 10/10 would go for beers with again.
>>63216619
mfw take minus offer
>>63218486
Was he very intelligent?
>>63218553
Smart, well spoken fella. He's gay and his significant other is a UKIP supporter, which some people from my University found impossible to reconcile. I enjoyed it enormously. His stand-up was also genuinely funny, which is pretty fucking rare even at the Fringe.
>tfw you get the black chaser
Why hasn't he been fired yet?
>>63218760
JUS AN'OVA DAY AT THA OFFICE BRADLEE.
>>63213541
Based. The Chase is a patrician gameshow, it's fucking brutal.
>>63216726
>Pointless
Some of the worst 'banter' I've ever seen on the box. It's literally The One Show-tier television. It baffles me that it draws an audience.
>>63219017
ONE QUESTION SHOOWT AHT LET'S DO IT BRADLEEY
It's on now lads. It's always funny watching Bradley feign interest when some dickhead comes on the show.
I'd always take the highest offer against Shaun.
>tfw shaun always loses so you feel sorry for him
he always looks so sad ;_;
>>63219371
It's great to watch with family as everyone can shout answers at the TV.
>>63219677
So this is the official Chase live thread then lads?
Reminder that the black destroyer used to do porn
>not getting the Demolition Man question
Deserves to go.
>not knowing demolition man
Deserve to be knocked out
>>63219371
THANK YOU
everyone I talk to irl about Pointless always goes on about how the banter is amazing and I've never understood it
I could forgive it if it was just shit forced jokes, but they don't even make fucking jokes. Half the time there's huge pauses in the conversation then some guy reads facts off wikipedia
I thought I was the only one holy shit
>>63218314
they all look depressed, what a shit photo
>>63213541
He comes across as the 'bloke down the pub' type even in his presenting. It's funny when people who wouldn't be out of place /mlp/ go on the show and you can feel his bemusement at how weird they are.
Could you ever take the minus offer anon?
>>63219763
Pic related
>>63219784
>>63219791
spooky
>>63219814
if the team agreed to it, sometimes it is legit the smart choice
if the three others already got through and I was the last, no, never
>>63219804
There are very few of us. My friends see it as some irrational hatred, but I genuinely find it painful to sit through.
>>63219814
>"I always said I'd never take the minus but..."
>>63218314
Who the fuck invited the tumblrina?
Anyone been watching I'm A Celeb?
>>63219863
it's like one of those things that suggest you're in a parallel universe
because Pointless has legitimately some of the worst presenting I've ever seen and yet people love it
>>63219934
nah it's jumped the shark
surprised that hasn't been a trial actually
>>63219814
Why wouldn't you? You'll never met these guys again, just live with their fake laugh and stink eye.
>>63219952
It's as boring as Countdown can be, without the distractions of trying to find swear words or staring at Rachel Riley's arse
>Not purposefully getting a low score at first in the hopes the Chaser taunts you with a stupidly high offer
That guy a few days ago who only got 1 question right and then turned down something like £50K only to end up three away from the chaser on the final question must have been gutted.
Massive fuck up from Shaun.
>>63219934
I haven't watched it in years but Jorgie is my waifu. Wonder if it's always been this bad.
>>63219677
Don't forget we're looking out for Schofe. He was on Judge Rinder earlier doing the jazz hands with Michelle.
>tfw Rinder got keked
>>63213541
have you seen that episode of would I lie to you he was on
His story about mashed potato had me in tears
>>63220033
Remember the episode with the Bowl haircut guy suing his dancing band for putting the old deaf guy in the mankini who put it on upside down?
Not laughed so hard in ages.
>>63220018
shes the main reason I watch this one, hope she wins
>>63219371
>Brother worked in media insurance
>Occasionally got tickets to random tapings
>Producer trying his hardest to motivate the crowd into when they have to cheer and and when to go "oooooooh" as the bar drops
>"Banter" between the hosts is dry as hell
>Suddenly Osman tells Armstrong jokingly to fuck off
The amount of takes that didn't get used was hilarious. Also they usually have to redo the introductions due to a lighting problem or something. Really bizarre watching them all pretend it's the first time saying stuff like "Oh wow a tree surgeon that's interesting!".
Osman is a fucking giant of a man as well.
>>63220064
>the Bowl haircut guy suing his dancing band for putting the old deaf guy in the mankini who put it on upside down?
>there are anons here that disliked the last episode of Peep Show despite it legitimately being one of best of the series
>>63220138
Did you tell this story in a /sp/ thread as well?
>>63220153
I loved it
people are saying they're too exaggerated and out of character, but I just see it as them finally going insane
what are the chances it ends with mark getting sectioned
>>63220153
Being the best of a shit series isn't exactly hard.
It's been 4/10 so far.
>>63220147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2CbJvqe4cQ
>going for the 66
>>63216619
>it's a "contestant convinces eveyone else to take the high offer and then chooses minus money in the chase and wins" episode
>>63220153
>>63220203
>>63220207
if you havent seen the new one already lads http://thanks4.channel4.com/video/peep-show-series-9-episode-4-premiere?cntsrc=eml_VRM_S_R_30nov15_peepshowpremep4_Sec1&msg_id=DM13306&nl_bid=511899188
>>63220267
is this a real show holy shit
embarrassing
>>63220347
Always forget it's up a day early. Cheers lad
>he's done it
Absolute mad man
>>63220347
>not watching it live to boost the ratings in the hope of a christmas special
SHAUN BTFO
>thinks lions live in the jungle
Top Kek.
If you were an ITV producer would you really let Shaun offer that kind of money?
>>63219371
There are more than one Chaser?!?!?!
In the America version it's just Mark.....wtf
>>63220365
Judge Rinder is quite a based show.
>>63220194
Probably, I thought it felt familiar typing it out
Tfw used to watch it with my dad and he thinks its all fake
>>63220278
>It's a Bradley talks faster to the chaser than the contestants in the final round episode
JUSTanother day at the office
BASED SHAUN
A
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E
D
S
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JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
>2 Seconds
Absolute madman,
>>63213541
>come home
>telly has been left on
>this is on
>what is the pleb gameshow trash
>watch the last 20 minutes
>mfw he gets them by a fucking hair and I'm on the edge of my seat
Hooked lads
>>63220907
>pleb gameshow trash
wash your mouth out son.
>>63218188
>afters
My Cornish cousins say this
You don't want people to be thinking you're Corn now do you
>>63220907
it really is a deceptively great show
the format is so good, there seems to be only a few seconds in it nearly every episode
What time is Countdown on now? It seems to get earlier and earlier.
Given that its audience is mostly students and the elderly, it seems stupid to alienate one of those. Although I guess the students could watch it on 4oD or whatever.
>Fanny Chmelar
>>63221060
At what age did you guys realise the desks weren't actually on top of each other
I was about 19
>>63216726
>being a Pointless pleb instead of a Chase champ
Anyone remember the gameshow where they had to decide how to split up the money at the end? While they were deciding the amount of money in the pot would go down. If they couldn't agree before the time ran out they got nothing.
I'll have a search on youtube for it. It was fantastic television.
>>63221160
search it up lad it sounds interesting
>>63221186
here we go. it was called Divided
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXSuxYBt0cM
Here's a good one from 6:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOc0WG4tNX4
>>63212282
How is this thread not against the rules? It's just /brit/ general with a vaguely on topic OP. Just because you can't make a Job Center thread anymore doesn't mean you're welcome here.
>>63219371
The logic behind Pointless is a great idea though.
I used to be into game shows more than I am now, I'd watch a few. I like that show though.
The banter with the tall nerd is cringe worthy, but the host's banter with guests is fine, he's a likeable guy.
What's that new one with Gabby Logan? In fact Ithink it's called The Edge, I've caught a few of them. Don't think I could watch loads of episodes though, was entertained nevertheless.
>>63221310
Stop being such a cry baby. This is better than 90% of the threads on here
What's the name of the gameshow where the set is a big Pong screen and the contestants send a 'bar' back and forth with questions? The way they take the loser's cash as they get eliminated is brutal, shit is Darwinian.
>>63221236
Nice. Way to go is to choose A, let it be known absolutely clearly that you won't choose anything else, then not even say anything the rest of the countdown, put the pressure on the other 2.
Was there a more twisted, evil, cruel show than Goldenballs?
>>63221310
Yeah, can't have a non-Star Wars thread in the catalog, can we
>>63219934
I watched the first episode with my uncle and we were both stoned. Most depressing thing I ever watched.
Just the way they all babied the tranny and somehow managed to call it a lady without a smug smirk made we internally weep
>>63221092
they lean over to show they didn't cheat their answers how could they be on top faggot
>>63221305
>I'll be reasonable and go for B, don't be greedy and take C mate
kek, you know how it'll play out every single time
>>63221310
Job Centre* you plebeian outcast.
>>63221160
Yeah it was called Divided and it was presented by Andrew Castle. It was pretty good but then The Chase became popular as fuck so they didn't need it anymore.
>>63221512
Goldenballs was just bad and reminded you how shitty people are.
>>63221512
literally hard to watch
Can we please have an /itv/ thread? Banter would be nonstop
>>63221481
This.
They seem to go down at different rates, but A is still going to be the most. Just hit A and keep your mouth shut.
>>63212282
>It's a Fanny Schmeller episode
>>63212282
Stewart Lee's let himself go.
What order does /tv/ put the chasers in
Mine:
Fat bitch
Mark
Nigger
Indian
>>63222208
Black guy is without a doubt the worst. It's not even close. The others are about the same imo just depends who's on form.
>>63221512
Never understood people who chose split
>it's a Chaster thread
mum would be ecstatic
>>63223408
Posting the absolute GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Uos2fzIJ0
>>63223481
>Chaster
>tfw the Duncan episode isn't on Youtube
DEFINITIVE QUIZ SHOW RANKINGS
>top tier
Uni Challenge
The Chase
Mastermind
>mid tier
Divided
Golden Balls
Millionaire
Eggheads
Weakest Link
100 vs 1
>overrated tier
Pointless
Only Connect
>shit tier
Million Pound Drop
Tipping Point
Smarter than a 10 year old
>>63221924
Yes f-a-m.
>>63223963
britains got more talent was literally the best tv of the year maybe all time
>>63220501
>The only Chaser in the American version is Mark
Insert Amerifat joke here
>>63224040
>It's a keking episode...
>>63224067
>...it's Mulhern hires an Aryan bull before burning down the Interracial Breeding Grounds episode
>>63224067
>>63224091
UNBELIEVABLE
>>63213232
and has a 23 year old wife
#TOPLAD
>>63221512
The final round in that was br00tal
Speaking of ITV
>tfw they got rid of le earrings gay guy, negro gentleman, and Filipino fuckdolls on X Factor, yet the fucking screeching neckbeard is still in
Fuck you Cowell, just when this shit show finds a finalist roster looking somewhat good you have to flush it down the toilet.
>>63213232
Chinese people age good
>>63224252
His cousin no less
#OMNILAD
>>63223624
Love this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qjK3TWZE8
>>63223624
This is evil.
Is this based on that one thought experiment? Two prisoners who can work together for a halved sentence, or testify against each other for either the full sentence or to get off scot-free, something like that.
>>63223836
>Top tier
University Challenge
The Chase
Only Connect
>kek tier
Catchphrase
>Mid tier
mastermind
beat the brain
Millionaire
>shit tier
All the others mentioned
>meme tier
ejector seat
Never watched this, but it's on whenever I visit my dad. What's the general concept? Who is the fat man they call "The Chaser"?
>>63224310
is he actually asian or is he one of those chubby faced white people who look asian?
>>63218314
whats up with the sinnermans neck?
>>63224591
The latter I think, like Michael McIntyre.
>>63218314
I'd bang the chub with glasses.
>>63219763
didnt lexi belle lick mark lebbetts asshole?
>>63224639
JUST
Reading up on Mark now, is there a quiz show "circuit"?
Do people do pub quizzes and quiz machines professionally, working their way up to game shows?
>>63224639
He is fat
>>63218624
Mark is also a UKIP supporter.
The Chase is a highly red pilled show.
>>63224730
I think they have a nationwide "pub quiz championship"
One of the cunts on Eggheads likes to wear the fact that they win one (or a couple) of those titles as a badge of honour or some bullshit .... as pathetic as that is.
>>63224871
I don't think that's pathetic if it is some kind of competitive league. Those quizzes can be brutal.
Unless of course they can cheat by using their phones. I have no idea how they prevent that during pub quizzes now. Honour system? CCTV?
>>63224364
>#OMNILAD
thanks for the lol
>>63223624
Lol at people hating on here
She keked that beta bitch
>>63224956
This.
Every man in those comments would do exactly the same if they were a pretty young woman, that's why they feel so keked.
>>63224501
Absolute mad man.
/sp/ and or Bong trash thread
/tv/ is literally /b/
>>63224926
The one I go to is just an honour system, and people definitely cheat in the toilets
>>63225355
can someone translate this into english?
>>63225422
I think he saw a thread he didn't like and got mad.
