I don't get it. Is Batman supporting ISIS in this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6as8ahAr1Uc
why is batman wearing bane's outfit
>>63210242
He's a big guy
>>63209095
Batman is ISIS
>>63209106
Superman's frowny face looks so fake and forced in this.
It's like they set him up to look evil to justify what Batman is gonna do.
Unless they actually find a reason why Superman would suddenly take that turn, it might end up being totally out of character and over the top.
BATMAN IS
>>63210327
it's a dream sequence
>>63210327
Lex cloned Superman and made a evil superman.
>>63210385
Nuclear man?
did you praise allah today /tv/?
>>63210400
Bizarro probably.
>>63210327
Its a nightmare scene tard
>>63210242
>Now I am the big guy.
BRAVO NOLAN
>>63210419
There were rumors of a clone-turned-Doomsday too.
I'm hoping they're false, but they were out there amongst the preproduction rumors.
BAT OF MURDER
>>63210479
Man I hope it's not going to be this forearm fighting style bullshit like Bale again.
>>63210242
because getting caught was part of his plan
>>63210354
Batman's worst nightmare
>>63210565
I wonder what causes it though, maybe it's caused byfear toxin?
I mean is Batman crazy enough to want to go kick a guy's ass because he had a bad dream?
>>63210650
fucking loled
>>63210650
>>63210682
Jesus fuck man. Watch the trailers, it's all in there.
TONY STARK
CAVE
SCRAPS
ALLAHU AFFLECKBAR
>>63210724
Did they translate what New Batman said to that?
>>63209095
I hate how DC are introducing this new Batman in BvS. I know they're desperate to get into the game after being so far behind Marvel, but man they really could've done with an Afleck Batman movie first...
>>63210470
Clone turns into a doomsday Zod
>>63210479
Why does superman have soldiers
>>63210957
Introducing Batman is fine. It's introducing all the others that's offensive.
Why is Superman the villain? Superman isn't the type of guy to embrace people who worship him, especially when they are clearly criminal.
>>63210966
And he's controlled by brainiac
And lex is mongo
has snyder ever made a good movie?
>>63210984
Why does God need a spaceship?
>>63210984
I presume it's a nightmare batman is having about superman taking over the world
>>63210998
Because superhero movies are parables for murika
And superman is da big guvmit here to help you, the most frightening words as Raygun said back in the 80s
All the protestors are people who criticise murika for its stumbling efforts to do good in the world out of the goodness of its heart
>>63211012
Why does he dream about wearing a trenchcoat, he's Bruce Wayne not an edgelord
>>63211049
Bruce Wayne died. Bane killed Batman and took his place in secret. Think about it. No one would know.
>>63211049
it's a brown trench coat, nothing edgy about it.
>>63211032
Would Bruce not be a better metaphor for the government? Being big business, he would be very influential and would definitely be paying people minimum wage and firing people to cost cut. Let's make Bruce the villain, Batman the hero and Superman a tweener.
>>63211032
And yes this is contradictory.
Superman is simultaneously a parable for murikas strength, yet also retarded paranoia for its population
The propaganda is quite complex
>>63211074
No
Bruce is the man alone, who dare to stand up and question, who will go innnawoodswithsks
>>63211074
I think Nolan already did that (but like in a positive light, since this was before snowden) where Batman hacks everyone in the city's cellphones to find the Joker
>>63211074
Big business are the Wealth Creators you liberal weinie
>>63211111
>since this was before Snowden
Lol
Operation Ajax
Operation pbsuccess
Suhartos coup
COINTELPRO
Bombing Cambodia
Overthrowing Chile
Secret war in Laos
Golden Triangle and Hmong
Indonesian invasion of East Timor
Contras and Iran and cocaine
Mujahideen and heroin
Sexing up Iraq intelligence
et cetera
>>63211122
I dont know why people have this government vs big business mentality when they are best buds who do everything for each other and are usually literally the same individuals
>>63211176
what I mean is the average person hasn't heard of any of that, unlike now adays where every movie has surveillance state commentary because normies read about the NSA on buzzfeed
>>63211006
300? Dawn of the dead?
>>63211062
Bane?
>>63211062
Why does he not wear the mask?
>>63211008
you didn't answer his question... why does God, need a spaceship
>>63209095
>>63209095
The tough question :
Why Batman has a shitty Latex ® mask ?
Some leddit cosplayers have better costume. I'm not kidding.
Is it to make him less Robocop â„¢ ?
>>63211216
Both mediocre.
Wouldn't DC movieverse Bizzaro be a total boy scout , saving puppies , smiling and not scowling all the time?
My name is Osama bin Batman
I was bitten by a radioactive Osama Bin Laden
>>63211479
He would stop the city from being destroyed.
i get that batman uses kryptonite to weaken superman but its not like superman loses all his powers if hes near kryptonite, so why not just fly up into the air as soon as he senses kryptonite nearby and zap batman with lasereye powers?
>>63211205
>what I mean is the average person hasn't heard of any of that
The average high school graduate has. Snowden's a joke.
>>63211049
wow, le I dont know what edgy means but coats are edgy for sure meme
kill yourself
>>63209095
why superman so angry? this is fail, this is not the superman i know rip dc, literally killed yourselves
>>63210327
Lex has found a way to cntrol superman in this, there's a scene in the other trailer where he is kneeling before lex and lex looks like he has miund controlled with the kryptonite rock
>>63211307
>>63210331
Master shaker !
>Stealing Red Son material instead of just making Red Son
>No Based Russian Batman
Every thread on this board is fucking stupid now I swear.
who thought it was a good idea to put Desert Action Batman in a feature film?
>>63214271
>>63211006
The best and most rewatchable zombie movie
>>63211482
>not Osama bat laden
it looks like superman allied with US army , and is invading syria
but batmans true money source is from oil, and he wont let superman take his oil
Is there a reason these two characters would ever fight?
>>63214501
Superman wrecks Batman's house and almost kills his kid or something
Why can't Superman be gay, /tv/?
>>63214501
A hostile alien race destroyed Metropolis and thousands of people in one of your subsidiary company buildings were killed and you were helpless to save them, now one of those aliens is still here and who knows what his plans are or if he can be trusted.
also you have family issues and dress like a flying rat to go punch people in the face
![500px-Pink_kryptonite_supergirl_79[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/or2d63J.jpg "500px-Pink_kryptonite_supergirl_79[1].jpg")
>>63214552
noxhi bringing the heat
It looks like a parody to be honest with you familia.
>>63214552
>Why can't Batman be [...] a Muslim?
But he is in this movie...
>>63214552
>I'm from sweden
top kek
>>63214552
they eliminated all diseases from the Kryptonian gene pool (the codex), so no way Kal-el could have inherited it from his parents.
Why is Superman getting bald?
>>63214617
just letting you know this is an obvious troll account. I know this because I was literally just in /pol/ and I saw some weird Swedish gameshow that had that kid in it.
>>63214552
>just because someone is gay means the character is suddenly interesting
>>63209095
How the fuck did the strike squad even capture him goddamn
>>63214727
Hasnt had his hair transplant yet
>>63211006
> Dawn of the Dead
Great remake, not superior to the original, but in the top 6 best Zombie movies ever made regardless.
> 300
One of the most memorable war movies of the 2000s regardless if being a bit silly and exagarated.
> Watchmen
Great if extremely condensed adaption of a masterpiece of a book. Only hugely glaring flaw is with the actress playing Laurie.
> Sucker Punch
Well intentioned failure.
> Man of Steel
Flawed yet Superb.
>>63209095
I GOT SPURS
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
Is this scene before or after he eats the kryptonite burger?
>>63209095
TAKBIR
>>63214915
>Dawn of the Dead
Decent zombie movie, but really, it's a zombie movie.
>300
Fucking dreadful
>Watchmen
A terrible movie that's only good if you're a fan of the graphic novel
>Sucker Punch
Fucking awful
>Man of Steel
Fucking awful
>>63217663
considering the major impact 300 had on modern blockbuster, in good or in bad, i'll describe more with >ok action film
but yea your list is correct snyder is a hack, the fact that he's still finding job is terrifying, i think al'bin knew about that, so he tried to impact the direction and production, he is a smart guy it'll probably fail, but maybe he can pull out some nice batman movie in the future
>>63217663
piss poor b8
>>63210984
Probably a dream scene based on Red Son story.
>>63214552
But batman is a muslim in this movie
See: >>63210408
batman looks so fucking stupid in his batsuit with camo over it. what were they thinking?
it's cool seeing those sentries bow before kal-el
>>63211176
You missed the point, kiddo
Henry Cavill should play another Judge in the Dredd sequel if it ever gets made.
>>63214552
>Muslim Batman
>Christian Superman
>Jewish Wonder Woman
What more do they want?
>>63214933
BIG MAN ON HIS HIP
>>63219776
At least the helmet will hide his balding
>>63209106
>only 2 million views
>DC Superhero movies
P A S S
>>63210984
So batman has people to beat up
>>63217938
He's right, though.
>>63210242
He got caught.
>>63209095
Why didn't Superman just use his x-ray vision?
>>63209095
It's a night mare/hallucination he's having. Batman and his soldiers try to take down Superman and his cult in some desert region. Batman storms the place but gets captured (the scene where he's breaking a dude's neck). Batman gets knocked out.
Cue this scene, Batman and his men are captured, Superman comes in, rips and burns Batman's mask revealing Bruce Wayne. Then Superman tortures and maims Wayne's men in front of them before ripping Bruce's throat out. Then obviously Bruce wakes up or some shit. Anyone that thinks Superman is going to be a legit villain in this is a retard. Batman is just fucking crazy and cynical. Remember what Affleck has said about the character he's playing, Bruce Wayne is at the end of his rope, of course Batman would have thoughts like this if some all powerful Super faggot came from out of the sky, who wouldn't be scared?
Who are those small guys tied up next to Muhammad?
>>63209095
Marvel just got BTFO by DC here. This 50 second preview was better then all of their phase 2 movies.
Why are they making Superman spooky?
Why is Superman being being mean to Batman, he's a good guy stop it Superman
>>63221043
Im much more suprised that this movie has a "nightmare" scene.
>>63210869
Sauce on the dream pic?
>>63214501
It's a good start for rough sex scene after.
>>63221043
>PG-13
>then Superman tortures and maims Wayne's men in front of them before ripping Bruce's throat out
Yeah... I don't think so
>>63221053
Mujahedins
>>63221079
>dc hyperbolic fanboyism
so sad
>>63211307
Henry "I'm Acting" Cavill
I wanted to like it, really I did, but Supermans GRIMDARK scowl made me bust up laughing immediately. This is fucking Superman and they make him storm in like some angry mob boss about to clip fingers.
>>63223182
>>63223258
its a dream sequence
batman probably havent even met superman at this point
dreams are exaggerated dude
>>63223182
Is Irons the only good actor in this mess?
>>63223435
It's a dream sequence? Confirmed or is this just a new meme?
>>63223182
>>63209095
>tfw batman vs. supes is going to take /tv/ memes to the next level
>>63211062
It would explain why he's so big...
>>63223575
BATMAN IS JUST LIKE ME
What's his name again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFeQgsOLNQ
>>63223182
I can't help it, that face just makes me think about how good he must be at roughfucking.
>>63224366
>>63209095
BUILT IT IN A CAVE
>>63211307
The fire rises
