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>makes actors as ugly as possible
>character does weird/disgusting shit and no one reacts
>music with lyrics playing loudly over dialogue
David Lynch
>midgets
>cheesy
>smiling
>couldn't coax a good performance out of Daniel Day Lewis
David Fincher
>muh grit and grime
>muh 11 minute title sequences
>no happiness allowed
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>ridiculous violence that takes you out of the movie
>puts his terrible wife in everything
>awful lighting
Apart from that I generally like his stuff
Christopher Nolan
>only makes masterpieces
Quentin Tarantino
>feet
>>63204888
more like
>only tries to pass for masterpieces, regardless of the quality of the script or the overall outcome of the edit
Fincher still hasn't grown out of being a music video director
>>63205060
for you
jew jew and his motherfucking lens flares
>>63204987
>tfw find out this guy had just as big a fetish
Tarantino
>genuinely likes shitty acting and C-movies and knowingly injects subpar acting into otherwise good films
>>63204802
Everything about Robert Rodriguez's movies are horrible.
Scorsese
>obsessed with pandering to frat douches
>muh 60's blues rock
>lack of real plot, replaced with lots of narration and voiceovers
Zack Snyder
>Writing and working with terrible scripts
But I like his visual style a lot.
He makes real life look like a cartoon.
>>63204725
That faggot who directed ironman 3, the worst one, who makes EVERY movie a Christmas movie. He even made ironman a Christmas movie and it came out in like may
>>63206150
Christmas Movies are great though
>>63206420
Not when its 97f outside and you're watching bobby downy cry in the snow
>>63204725
>Daniel Day Lewis
>good performance
>David Lynch movies having bad performances
I bet your tastes heavily coincide with those of IMDB.
Scorsese
>voiceover narration
>double voiceover narration
>>63206557
I should rewatch Iron Man 3.
>>63204802
Totally worked for Sin City though.
Refn
>Le autistic strong hero
>Le long shot of hero not saying anything
>Le long shot with almost no sound
>Le brutal violence
Wes Anderson
>everything is yellow
>people have really weird social interactions and just say exactly what's on their mind
>children speak and act like miniature adults
>>63206150
>hating on based Shane Black
Only Capeshitters hate Iron Man 3. Sorry that it was more concerned with being a good movie than an adaptation of a children's book.
>>63206626
>what was I supposed to do
>what was I supposed to do
>what was I supposed to do
>what was I supposed to do
>>63206689
>children speak and act like miniature adults
I love that from him. That's my favourite trope of his, it works perfectly into his style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I8i2rb_u4A
Name that director
>WEIRD CAMERA MOVEMENTS LMAO
>TRANSGRESSIVE SCENES THAT GO ON FOR TOO LONG LMAO
Tarantino
>Long dialogue scenes in which everybody is constantly swearing
>alternatively: in-depth discussion about something vulgar, mundane, or generally irrelevant that drags on for several minutes
>gratuitous violence which is only not disgusting if you willingly break immersion to view it as "cartoonish"
>overuse of tired cliches under the cover of "homage"
>>63206732
Gaspar Noe?
>>63206730
Hey, I don't fault you for liking it. It's just one of those quirks that sometimes crosses the line into genuine flaws.
For example, I enjoyed all these tropes in Moonrise Kingdom, but found them really irritating in Fantastic Mr Fox.
>>63204725
Tim Burton
>creepy trees
>>63204725
>>makes actors as ugly as possible
well shit thanks for pointing it out/
>>63206732
Gaspar "Still Can't Decide Whether He's a Hack Or Genius" Noe
>Charlotte Gainsbourg masturbating
PTA
>plot development is replaced with random things happening seemingly for no reason and with no relation to other parts of the plot
>characters don't develop - instead, we simply learn more about them
>everything is subtle to the point where it feels like nothing happened at all
I'm kind of stretching here to try to describe the initial feelings I had after first viewing of a couple of his films. They have a weird way of leaving you thinking nothing of importance really happened.
>>63204725
>couldn't coax a good performance out of Daniel Day Lewis
This was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gADayU4DP9U
Also, the point of a movie is to get the emotional response from you. If Lynch is skilled enough that he can achieve that without good actors acting, then that's even more impressive. Can manipulate the fuck out of you regardless of the material he is given.
>>63206901
>Charlotte Gainsbourg getting double BLACKED
Huge black cocks are now officially his trademark.
>>63206827
creepy trees?
>>63206150
>hating based Shane
The man gets an eternal pass for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
>PTA
>imitates Altman
>>63206950
I think this worked well for Inherent Vice, which is my favourite of his, but it's absolutely true for The Master, TWBB, and Magnolia.
>>63206689
I love how he makes his own universes where everything makes sense in an Anderson kind of way. Most dialogues are way more probable of actually happening irl than those in most mainstream Hollywood flicks.
>>63204888
>masterpieces
terrible opinion, kill yourself
