Will Rick ever get laid again? It's been like two years since the wife died, right?
>>63201995
fucking neckbeard
>>63201995
not even gay, but if I was in Rick's crew I'd be suckin him off on the regular
>>63202030
Yeah no homo but I would lick the sweat off of Rick every day, gotta keep the leader clean & healthy and show him respect
>>63201995
Implying he doesn't fuck that qt blonde. This is america they aren't going to show that shit its implied. That was the whole beef with him and the dad he killed; he knew what was up and didn't want to be a kek. Thats why they had to make him a meany who beats his kid so Rick doesn't look like the bad guy for keking him.
>>63201995
Nigga why do you think he's trying so hard to keep Jessie alive?
>>63201995
Wasn't there a scene where he makes out with the wife of the guy he killed and then lifts her up seductively on the washing machine and then pushes her son out of the way and tells him to watch how it's done.
Too bad Jessie is gonna be ripped to shreds before he gets the chance lmao
>>63202030
>>63202060
But that is gay you can't do those things without being gay.
>>63202081
They haven't had sex yet.
>>63201995
He's so hot...
I want him to spit in my face
>>63202030
>>63202060
But thats gay
>>63202331
>>63202262
No see if you do it out of lust it's gay, but if you do it out of a deep, penetrating respect it's just an appreciation for his rock-hard authority
>tfw Rick will never keep you alive as his personal stress-relief fuckhole
>the rest of the group will never awkwardly try to include you while trying to ignore how they've all heard Rick savagely fuck you night after night
>they're very obviously uncomfortable with how you limp around
>Carl can't make eye contact with you after stumbling across Rick forcing your face between his thighs while he shoves a gun to your head and orders you to suck
>but your Rick's property so they don't say a word
>they all just grin and bear it
>and so do you
no homo
>>63202291
All the cute women are dead
>>63201995
Just waiting for Carl x Ron tbqh.
>>63202291
Is they gay?
>>63201995
didn't he fuck his waifu a couple of episodes ago?
They didn't show the scene where after an awkward family dinner he takes her right there on the table after pushing all the food aside. Her retarded kids watch and don't understand what's going on while Coral is getting his dick throated by Enid and high fiving Based Big Dick Rick
What is the bigger jumped the shark moment?
The Morgan episode with the goat.
or
Glenn's dumpster diving adventure.
>>63203331
maggie hasnt been raped yet.
>>63202060
Why did i even laugh at this goddamn
>>63203331
The goat ep. Definitely.
>>63203324
>>63203376
I might read the comica
>>63203324
what?
>>63203331
>Glenn's dumpster diving adventure.
just imagine, if, guys, just imagine if, they had rape scenes as bad as jessica jones.
>>63201995
his wife died?
>>63203057
>Just waiting for Carl x Ron tbqh.
Fuck you man now I want those two twinks to fuck like rabbits. Carl is clearly the top btw.
>>63203553
Who do you want to see raped
>>63203402
Maggie doesnt get raped, Michonne does
>>63203862
Deanna Monroem but like, proper hardcore tripple penetration. like in jessica jones.
>>63203862
rick
>>63204032
>tfw no Rick rape story arc
>>63204154
just imagine him, they're going to rape cooral. and then rick is like, no take me instead! TAKE ME!! and then they rape him. rape his little butthole
I would cum all over that beard
>>63203331
They jumped the shark when they started that season formula where Rick only appears in half the episodes and the other half are filler trash plotlines involving side characters
The episodes that actually advance the main plot are still good. It's just that for every good one, you have to sit through 3 episodes about Daryl on his bike or Sasha and Abraham in a car.
>>63204218
That sounds like a good episode
>>63204218
someone already tried to rape Carl
Rick tore his fucking jugular out with his teeth
>>63204258
yeah but that didnt up in rick sacrificing his butthole to save coral. think dammit!
im being dead serious bros, which board on 4chan do all the potential viral videos go
>not a trick kwestion
guys do you remember when glen popped his head up at the end of the ep then disappeared again. do you remember that.
from now on it will no longer be called jumping the shark, it will be called ''glen popped his head out from the fence''
>>63204345
>>63204345
>glen popped his head out from the fence
did he pop it in ricks cute little tushy after?
>>63203767
Yeah he's been taking notes from his dad's alphaness in the town. Probably wouldn't even take the hat off..
Looks like /lgbt/urd is leaking again, back to your containment camp
>>63203331
The shit with Glenn.
>>63203007
Enid is alive.
I find it hard to believe that after two years none of the hard dicks in Alexandria is hitting that emo shit.
tfw - no AOC in the zombie apocalypse
>>63204483
do you really think girls dont want to fuck ricks cute little lass and cum all over his beard, oh sweet cuk . you are so wrong
>>63201995
Season's 3 thru 6 have been the same year since they haven't had a winter yet.
Or they are in the land of eternal summer like Game of Thrones
>>63204686
>do you really think gay men dont want to fuck ricks cute little lass and cum all over his beard
fixd
>>63204854
so you think only gay men want to have sex with rick?
>>63204844
According to the autists on the Walking Dead wiki, it's been 553 days since the outbreak. Which kinda make sense since the past few seasons have taken place over a day or two
>>63204876
all women are secretly gay men, shhh
>>63204891
>it's just barely been a year and a half
>Carl goes from 11 years old to broad shouldered 17 year old in that time
God they really need that post-Negan timeskip soon or Carl's gonna be a 13 year old with a full beard
>Implying any self-respecting woman would touch that LWD
>>63204956
l-lewd!
>>63201995
Why do you think he lets Coral keep his hair long?
>>63201995
Considering Jessie dies due to her tard son in the next episode, probably not for a while yet.
>>63205061
i literally dont care about anyone except for Rick, michone, Daryl, carol and....maybe glen and maggie, but they both kind of suck.everyone else can die.
>>63204956
>flacid
>in the shower
you don't say
>>63204956
Source?
>>63205397
it was a british show called this life, i think
>>63205153
>Saying based glen and maggie suck
Just because they're the only power couple left alive and operating doesn't mean you should hate
>>63205466
i just think they suck,i dont think they are bad. they're just so, i dont know. they piss me off. they should be kicking more ass, they suck
>>63203446
Kill yourself virgin
>>63202587
I'm not gay, I just like to suck cock every now and then.
>>63205543
what are you talking about. did you get lost on your way to /b/?
>>63205560
why are you people so homophobic ?
He has Carl does he not?
I've renamed the characters so it's easier to remember them. From now on in every single TWD thread you will use these new names OK?
Daryl= Dick
Maggie= Meg
Glenn= Glen
I'll do the rest later guys
>>63204258
>I'm HIV positive rick, and I have hepatitis
Now THAT would have been awkward!
>>63205732
i'd like some daryl dick pls.
>>63205208
>he doesn't have a raging erection at all times
>>63205822
You'd like some Dick Dick?
Also here's a couple more:
Sasha= Ace
Abraham= Dad
Rev. Gabriel= Father Gabriel
>>63205930
a lot of dick pls
give me more dick
JUST
>>63203331
Neither. It's cannibals and Rambo Carol. Although your mentions are pretty good too. The way Glenn survived that, or even how Daryl just comes across a truck out of the blue in buttfuck woods, all very stupid and improbable.
>>63205961
is that max landis in a dress?
>>63205952
Michonne= Mike or maybe Iron Mike
Rosita= Lola
Eugene= Red
>>63206008
Please refer to >>63205732
Stop using old names
>>63203940
who the fuck would want to rape Michonne?
>>63206130
i would
>>63206167
I wouldn't even fuck her if someone was paying me
>>63206130
Is that video actually on youtube?
>>63206266
creepy stare desu
>>63206295
it got removed because viewbots sometimes end up on videos like this and tend to mass report videos that are too long as a counter-measure so the bot isn't useless for very long periods of time.
>>63202030
I'd give him the succ no homo tbqh senpai. baka.
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>>63201995
He literally fucked her a few episodes ago
