>not one Sopranos thread
Watch it, kidd.
>tfw /tv/ is Paulie
>>63195210
>It's a Paulie is a cunt episode
>It's a "Christopher is a kek" episode
Where were you when you realized Tony is the biggest scumbag in the series?
>Its a "the director tries in vain to make us sympathise with Chris" episode
Christ there's so many episodes dedicated seemingly to letting us know that Chris is going to die an addict because of his own choices
>>63197274
>Cunty Comment
Chrissy, is that you?
>It's a Tony looks upwards in annoyance episode
>Its a "surreal" episode
Still havent watched them
>>63197557
I think the episode where he broke that childhood friend of his after the poker game was when I realised it
>>63197802
>It's a T1000 is a pussy episode
>>63197440
Fuck
I knew I recognized Mike Milligan from somewhere
>It's a feels episode
>>63197802
Tbf tho, he DID make it explicitly clear that he wouldnt let the debt slide just because he knows the guy
>>63197747
Surreal Sopranos is best Sopranos
>>63197881
He plays the same euphoric African American that has gone through Philosophy 101 in Fargo and Sopranos.
>It's a Vito is gay episode
>>63197802
>Beating up a degenerate fucking gambler who is ducking you even though you warned them about owing you money and they even had the balls to come to your game despite the fact they were already thousands in debt is bad
Smacking around Davey Scatino was one of the least egregious things Tony did
>>63197938
I heard that the actor that played Vito was told to drop a significant amount of weight for the storyline and only succeeded in dropping a few stone in the 6 months filming gap, which kinda ruins the whole plot line
>>63198054
He was basically like high test for gays
>It's a Mikey's spirit laughs at Paulie's poison ivy rash from the afterlife episode
>>63197802
lel what? It took you until season 2 Tony doing something that someone who isn't even a mobster might do?
>>63198054
Joe was always a prick who was looking PAST the show and what the show could do for him instead of what he could do for the show.
He even went bankrupt and used James's death to sell insider info about his life to get out of his rut.
>>63197873
That shit was so surreal.
>>631981443 o'clock.
>>63198144
fuckin queers
FACKIN' QUEEAS
was richie gay desu senpai?
>It's a feels episode with Junior
>>63198458
>That episode where junior starts showing signs of dementia but you've already seen the ending and know how bad it gets
>>63198458
>why can't it be somethin' nice
I literally almost cried over a tv show at that line
>>63198499
>>63198498
>That episode where Tony asks if he doesn't love him
>That episode where Junior tries to become a father figure for that asian kid but he has no skills and his dementia
>>63198320
SICK SHIT
>>63197802
he literally told him like 5 times that he shouldnt have gotten involved with that game, and the degen faggot wouldnt listen to him
he doesnt deserve any sympathy
>it's a coma episode
>It's an episode where Tony has an addiction
Best episodes
>It's a Tony realizes that Paulie is a lonely man episode
Can /tv/ answer the biggest question of them all?
What happened to the russian guy in Pine Barrens?
>>63198955
he's currently pursuing an extremely successful career as an interior decorator
>>63198955
The reason they couldn't find him was because he climbed a tree
I like to think he was the one who stole Paulie's car and escaped
Where's my arc, /tv/?
>it's a some pulp episode
>it's a 'da jacket' episode
>it's a Chrissy feels alienated episode
>it's a Paulie talks to J.Sack or tries to be cool with NY
>>63199155
I never liked Chris but god damn did I feel bad when they got him drunk and were making fun of him after he got out of rehab.
>it's a Tony wants his kid to be like the other mobsters' kids and have fun drinking and looking at titties at the bar but instead he's just a suicidal pussy faggot episode
Tone wanders thru the woods on peyote
He sees 3 monks and paulie who's got lazer beams coming out of his eyes
Monk1; the universe is like a butcher shop where everyones turned into gabagool
Monk2: the universe is like funeral home where you witness yourself in the casket
Paulie: word to tha wise; remember perl harbor
Monk 3 passes paulie a joint the size of the world trade center, and says nothing
Paulie takes a deep hit and says the universe is like a big snake eating itself while fucking itself while a slutty nun watches
Tony gets a big boner and is now wearing a Roman centurion outfit
Paulie: u gonna kill jesus or wat tone? *hehehe*
A bear shapeshifts into the severed head of john the Baptist and says this is all a dream of smoke and vapor, as hesh and 'jamal ginzberg the hasidic homeboy 'walk by holding hands
Monk 3; damn cripple cocks. Let them fuck with the jesus
A Japanese zero flies out of the sun and kamikazis into tonys house
Tony lifts his sword to the sun while thinking of the Roman emperor hadrian
Paulie: you dreaming the histiry channel again , T?
Aj flies a jumbo jet into the tallest building in Los santos and paulie imagines going home soon to fap to threes company reruns, Which tony hears telelathically - he realizes He's still tripping in the forest when the jersey devil walks by, as the new jersey devils beat the new York rangers 3-1, and 31 years in the past a park ranger from new York sees the Jersey devil, and 333 years in the past a Russian fur trapper gets lost in the pine barrens and vaporous fog expels from his lungs as he dies alone with the jersey devil and a bunch of albino ghosts, as agent harris reviews the evidence for how jews did 9/11 , nine hundred and 11 days in the past a Jew is about to get his cock further mutilated by some wops in an attic,As Janice smokes a joint, eats cheseburgers, and listens to Zeppelin. bitch knows how to have fun
>>63198224
Can you elaborate?
>it's a janeane garofalo episode
>>63197274
OH
>>63199287
Directed by david chase
>>63199401
fuckin' twat...
>>63198581
On top of it he basically stole 10 grand while Tony was asleep.
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That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked
>Chrissy gives a look
>>63198620
>it's a coma and/or dream episode
>>63199616
what do you think her asshole tastes like?
>>63197881
I remembered him from the Sopranos. And he was in The Rock too. Haven't seen his other shit.
>>63199395
>it's a skinny John Favreau episode
>>63199627
HIT THIS PRICK
>>63199515
back up
>it's an ac is broken episode
>its the episode where that italian guy said OOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>63199707
what would her twat smell like
>its an increasingly irritating theme song episode
>it's a Tony finds out what Paulie did to his horse painting episode
Randomly noticed in Mayham that Tony starts arresting when it's almost 3 o'clock.
That fucking show.
>>63199707
>tfw no meadow gf
>it's an I love my new pony boots tony episode
Tony comes out of his coma... At 3 o clock...
>>63199950
I don't get it, reference to the final scene?
>>63198978
His house looked like shit.
These parker house rolls... they belong to my ma.
>>63201975
Back in "From Where to Eternity", Christopher came out of his coma and requested to speak to Paulie specifically, whom he told "three o' clock". Paulie's goomah then told a story about a wedding that conflicted with the Palmices at 3:00 on some day.
I think we actually got the payoff for that setup in a very subtle way. Based on the character "3-5, 7-9", we can presume that Christopher's, and Marianucci's wake, were both at three o' clock. So the message to Paulie was that Chris, in death, would get the final laugh against him by upstaging Paulie's mother's funeral with his own at 3:00.
>>63205964
Oh dang, that's clever. I took it to mean Tony would be shot (or not) at "3 o'clock", that is, directly to his right.
>>63206135
Obv there is that as well anon, members only guy out of the restroom at 3 o'clock. I don't think that was in the works at the time, though I'm sure it occurred to D. Chase.
POTTERY
>>63195210
You feel that Paulie has old man's strenght.
>>63197938
>tfw pretty sure Johnny Cakes made me bi
>>63195210
AYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM I'M GONNA WHACK DIS GABAGOOL
>>63198620
You wait for that to dry before applying a second coat
>it's I want to cum on Meadow's tits episode
>>63195210
No, you watch it, cupcake!
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GUHrIDA.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>it's a Arthur Bucco episode
>>63197902
every episode is a feels episode
>>63206788
>chubby season 2 meadow
>>63198620
How do you not like the coma episode? Rife with symbolism.
ITS A POPPERS AND WEIRD SEX EPISODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtsGxHuAxs
The pacing and the length of the show is just too drawn out and long for me to really be able to start and binge watch the sopranos anymore.
>tfw a barn caught on fire killing a dozen horses near my area
Tragic.
