Just 3 more weeks until it arrives. Have you gotten your tickets yet /tv/?
>>63189051
No, but I'm looking forward to Plinkett's 3 hours long review.
>>63189051
I got marathon tickets
3 weeks? Gonna see it in 16 days senpai.
>>63189051
Yes, for the earliest possible showing a day prior because fuck you if I'm letting /tv/ spoil this shit for me.
Going dark after the 14th when it premiers in LA.
>>63189177
how? pls senpai
>>63189051
Nah I'm not a manchild or a sheep. I'll torrent it.
I wanna see this movie but I don't want to see it during premiere week. There won't be any good seats as they'll all be taken by a ton of obnoxious idiots that only see blockbuster movies. This'll include black people who won't shut the fuck up and/or turn off their phones, kids making too much noise, crying babies, and the worst, CLAPPERS. THE CLAPPENING IS COMING BACK. I WENT TO SEE SPECTRE AND THOSE FAGGOTS WERE STILL CLAPPING. JESUS CHRIST WHO ARE YOU FAGGOTS CLAPPING FOR? ITS A FUCKING MOVIE SCREEN, NOT A PERSON YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS.
>>63189234
got my ticket for the 16th aswell.
early premiere in scandinavia for some reason
>South Africa, Bahrain, Morocco, Philippines
16 December
>USA
18 December
Is there a star wars movie coming out?
this is the first I've heard about it.
>>63190316
Los Angeles here. We get to see it on the 14th. Eat shit losers.
No, don't care.
>>63190332
I detect sarcasm.
Got tickets the moment they were available. So december 16th im going to see it.
My dicks hard waiting for the 18th.
>>63190497
>GF goes to get tickets for the very first IMAX showing
>only tix available were for the very front row
>Have to wait until 530 AM on the 18th to see it
10 hour wait is gonna be torture. At least I'll get to see it in a less crowded theater, I'm gonna be on acid too so that'll be make it a more peaceful environment
>>63190663
Sounds good, unfortunately i'm gonna have to see it in 3D.
>>63190467
Then fuck off.
Nah, going to wait until a quiet enough showing is around, don't like packed theatres. It opens on my birthday as well.
>>63190663
>taking acid in a theater
Great. Thanks for ruining everyone else's experience in the theater you shitfuck.
>>63190245
>Be Irishfag in America
>Go see Spectre with one of your fone American woman (BIG IRISH COCKS)
>Americlaps start clapping when Bond flies away in the chopper and Sam Smith starts singing.
>mfw
>>63190844
Understandable.
im not gonna see it. just gonna read a plot synopsis on this forum Tbh
>>63190956
Fuck off.
>>63190920
>implying Americlaps are the only clappers and that Eurofags are safe from the clappening
>>63190847
>Faggot has never taken acid before and has no experience with drugs
>assuming that everyone who takes them will ruin the experience for others
Just copped my tickets for Thursday the 17th at 11:30pm.
what are you guys brining to the midnight release for protection?
me? I'm bringing this bad boy
>>63189051
any fellow redditor going to see it on official release date? Did you already preorder?
>>63189234
Germany. my Ticket is for the 16th
>>63192346
This thing is FUCKING LOUD.
The shit would be fucking hilarious to use in a quiet part of any movie in a theatre to be honest. The audience would think they were being attacked by a tesla coil.
>>63193539
Nevermind I just saw that this isn't quite the model that I have. Still vipertek thou...
Yup
>>63189051
I'm going at 2AM on the 18th
probably gonna have to avoid /tv/ a few days before, though
>>63193618
Are you going to have fun wearing your 3D goggles?
>>63190245
Same, gonna wait a week or two. I like Star Wars but I'm not a massive fan so I can wait.
>>63189051
Still holding out hope that a hero will emerge, and share this obvious turd online before the 18th.
>>63193811
That would be career and reputation suicide for anyone who did that.
I bet there's gonna be a big crackdown on cams though, Disney will get theatres to be super strict.
buddies planed to see it midnight 16th
but those dumb fucking autists won't believe me that the tickets are going to be sold out and they refused to preorder them
going to be super mad at them if it doesn't work out that day
>"The Force Awakens could be the greatest movie ever made!" - Steven Spielkek
>>63193740
What's wrong with seeing movies in 3D?
>>63193969
It is gonna be great
that's gonna be great
>>63189051
I won't be going unless my family force me to go over Christmas or something. I don't generally make a habit of watching children's movies but I'm glad to see you guys are all excited about something
>>63189234
Holland here. Simply bought tickets for the 16th too.
>>63193965
holy shit same, what's wrong with some people? it's like they've got no foresight
Already bought 3 IMAX tickets just for myself
Help me guys. I am so hyped.
I reserved a ticket in my capital city for IMAX on december 19th. I already paid for it.
But in my small hometown there is a shitty cinema who just announced that they will play the movie on december 16th. I just don't know what should I do, at my hometown we have a small screen, and it will be full of kids talking, but the thoght that I can see it 3 days earlier is killing me.
>>63193965
they're just going to end up paying like $60 a ticket from some faggot scalper
>>63194025
Spielberg has seen the new Star Wars three times or more by now. He should know.
>thats gonna be great.
>>63194111
nice trips.
I'd say wait for it and try to avoid the internet for those three days. It'll be worth it (or not if the movie is shit, but I hope it'll look good).
Also, what cuntry?
>>63194111
Just be patient and wait to see it at a better venue.
>>63194086
well, for me those are going to be the same people who said that Hobbit BotVA was a good film
>>63193965
You should just buy your ticket, and if they end up missing out it's their own fault
>"the force awakens is the better than The Empire Strikes Back" - Anthony Homosexuals
>>63194750
Why the fuck everyone loves the empire strikes back.
>>63194789
It's the best SW movie, that's why.
>>63194827
Why? I will never understand it. Nothing happens there.
The whole movie cold be added with a few lines to the begining lines of the Return of the Jedi.
>>63194887
Boba Fett
>>63194887
Because fatfuck Lucas barely had any involvement in it. The less Lucas is involved in the production, the better.
>>63194887
you're dumb
>has Luke killing the walker with his lightsaber
>has Luke nearly freeze to death
>travels to Dagobah, introduces Yoda
>Yoda starts out as some retard, turns out to be the greatest Jedi Master alive
>that dank scene where he's just rambling about the Force and nature
>the hallucination scene in the Dark Side forest of Dagobah
>Han lands in a giant worm in an asteroid
>Lando's betrayal in Cloud City
>suddenly Darth Vader, Han just fucking aims at him
>"I love you!" "I know."
>the Han trapped in some crypto freezing shit.
>Luke fights Vader the first time, gets his ass kicked.
>Luke gets fucking terrified, looks like a bitch
>"No, I am your father."
>ends depressing as fuck, Luke has to build his own hand, Han is kidnapped, Luke realizes he still has a long way to go to truly be a Jedi
By far the GOATest Star Wars film regardless of what contrarians say. If Force Awakens is actually somehow a better film, it would be rightfully considered groundbreaking.
>"the force awakens is undoubtedly a movie." - the ghost of Peter o'Toole
Waiting to see how it is, my wife is going with her friend Demarcus on opening night so I'll get an early report in for sure
>>63195014
>a few lines to the begining lines of the Return of the Jedi.
>Darth Vader is father of Luke Skywalker.
Yeah, that works all right.
>>63189051
Nope, and never will.
No more forceshit.
>"the force awakens has scenes it that are right out of a Star Wars movie. I'm telling u man, Snorkel is a villain that will make u sit up and take notice." - Kevin Smithee
>>63195030
See, nearly everything you've listed there is why I hate that film. No sequel should ever have been made.
>>63195228
your mother wishes she aborted you
>Want to go see this movie
>it's probably going to be amazing
>tfw I'm too redpilled on current social issues to not notice the blatant race mixing propoganda in the movie that once featured an all white cast.
Life has ruined itself for me.
>>63195030
>has Luke killing the walker with his lightsaber
Who cares, it doesn't add nothing to the story.
>has Luke nearly freeze to death
Still, nothing to the story.
>travels to Dagobah, introduces Yoda
Without the Empire Strike Back, at the beggining lines they would be able to introduce it that Luke travels to Dagobah second time, because he met Yoda before.
>Yoda starts out as some retard, turns out to be the greatest Jedi Master alive
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development.
>that dank scene where he's just rambling about the Force and nature
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development.
>the hallucination scene in the Dark Side forest of Dagobah
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development.
>Han lands in a giant worm in an asteroid
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development.
>Lando's betrayal in Cloud City
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development. He turns out to be good 5 minute later.
>suddenly Darth Vader, Han just fucking aims at him
Who cares adds nothing to the story and the character development.
>"I love you!" "I know."
Their romance can be easily developed with 5 more extra minutes and the beggining lines at any star wars movie.
>the Han trapped in some crypto freezing shit.
can be easily developed with 5 more extra minutes and the beggining lines at any star wars movie.
>Luke fights Vader the first time, gets his ass kicked.
Who cares, adds nothing to the character or plot develment.
>Luke gets fucking terrified, looks like a bitch
Who cares, adds nothing to the character or plot develment. In the next episode he will be fucking serious without any more Jedi training anyway.
>"No, I am your father."
The fact that he is his father could be easily introduced at Dagobah with the yoda - obiwan scene.
>>63195321
here's your reply
Got tickets last week to go see it with my budski. Just watched all 3 OT movies in a row not long ago to prep for it. I'm fairly confident it'll be good, like around 7/10 good, certainly much better than any of the PT dreck but probably not as solid as ANH.
>>63195030
Empire's great but I'll always personally prefer Jedi, despite the Ewoks and Endor. Jabba's palace and all the stuff going on in the Death Star hold it up for me.
>>63189051
I didn't. My gf tells me only losers and nerds are watching Star Wars and that she doesn't date nerds and losers...
I would sneak out to see it behind her back, but I'm afraid, because her gay bff works as cashier in one of our local cinemas, but she never told me which one...
Watch it in my place, bros.
>>63191187
I've lived in Germany, England and Eastern Europe.
I've never seen people clap at a movie theater in my life.
That is until I went for holiday in the U.S. went to see a movie and people started clapping when the title came up, they started clapping when something "epic" happened and people gave a standing ovation at the credit sequence.
I was so scared.
>>63195309
You're dumb. Leia was literally a strong independent woman who don't need no man in the first Star Wars movie. I bet you haven't even seen it though.
>>63193969
He said pretty much the same thing about The Phantom Menace 16 years ago.
>>63195374
Break up with her, she's worthless.
Anybody who doesn't respect you because of the things you enjoy is trash. She cares more about your status then who you are. People like that are not worth keeping.
>>63195321
>doesn't add nothing
Valuable opinion here lads.
>>63195374
this is a shit test you dumb kek.
your girlfriend probably doesn't give a shit about star wars, she's just testing you to see if you're enough of a pussy to stop watching a movie you want to see just because your girlfriend told you to. after you've effectively proven your lack of testes, she'll go fuck some other man.
The Kek Awakens
>>63194111
Muh screen. Muh kids. Muh. Get the hell out of here. Make your own decissions you manlet.
>>63195374
I hope this is bait, if it's not, you have a set of balls mate, fucking use them
>>63189051
its not even three weeks ya dingus its less than that
>>63195429
She's my first girlfriend since middle school and I lost my virginity with her, I don't want to break up with her, not to mention she is kinda out of my league.
You do bring up valid point, but I'm sure with time she will grow to accept my hobbies just as much as she accepts me. I just won't see Star Wars on opening day, I can live with that
>>63195374
Only losers would keep an immature person like that as their girlfriend.
>>63195533
With time you will only become less to her. She is a vain cunt who treats you poorly because she never gained any dating etiquette past middle school.
She won't grow to accept your hobbies, she doesn't even accept who you are now because you're hiding it from her.
I lost my virginity to some whore, it doesn't matter who you first had sex with or who your first love was, every relationship should be judged on it's own quality.
Also she's not out of your league, telling yourself that is what gives her this power over you to control what you enjoy.
This has transcended seeing a kiddy space movie on opening day, this is the rest of your life.
>>63189051
>>63189051
>>63189051
>>63189051
>>63189051
>>63189051
don't see the point in seeing it in theaters, I hear there's no visual effects or CGI in it anyway, just a bunch of grown men in "costumes" like it's halloween or some shit, and movie sets, whatever the fuck those are. I'll probably wait for a good cam rip and listen to the dialogue while browse reddit
>>63195533
>but I'm sure with time she will grow to accept my hobbies just as much as she accepts me.
34 year old in a miserable marriage reporting in.
no, she won't. ever. enjoy only getting blowjobs from backpage prostitutes and having your children leveraged against you. Oh, and getting keked, theres that.
good news is i got her smoking and she's put on some serious weight over the last year, so i think i can kill her with her own bad habits in a decade or so.
i wish i married the 5/10.
>>63195648
Dude, please, stop. I know you are trying to help me, I can feel you trying to reach out to me, but you don't understand the situation here.
Before her, I was this weird dude that was invited to parties occasionaly out of pity. Now, people legit accept me, I hang out with high-tier people and they don't mind me being different, they laugh at my awkward jokes, they invite me to hang out with them, things have gotten better.
And my gf, G, she may not be perfect, I know that, she may not be what I had hoped for exactly. But she finds me funny, cuddly, she supports me becoming more independent and stronger... I admit she has high requirements and is quite demanding, but, as I have heard 'women are like video games, and if I am content with Minesweeper, that's my choice'. G is pretty, athletic, she has rich social sphere, is from a good home, it is only given she would be demanding, I actually feel like she is getting a short end of a stick by dating me.
I really appreciate you spending time on this, talking to me. Thank you. But I WANT to be with her, despite hardships.
>>63190245
What's wrong with clapping? Are you autistic?
>>63195829
>i wish i married the 5/10.
and you married what right now?
at least scroll us some text before you start having flashbacks
>tfw sitting in the theater and everyone cheering when the opening crawl starts
its almost nearly happening
>>63196136
thank fuck i don't live in a faglord country and this will never happen
>>63189051
Honestly I hope that Rey got spitroasted on the dance floor by these 4 bucks. Just completely getting anniilated by BBC until she passes out from pure ecstasy. And if not those 4 bucks completely smashing her pussy, she at least needs to try Boyega's BBC, every white woman at least once in their lives needs to try black meat in order to fully reach adulthood. Honestly can you imagine Rey just getting completely spitroasted by these 4 BBCs while drunk after the party? Completely loving it while her eyes roll back, and there's one thought that crosses her mind, I can never go back to puny white cocks after being delivered to Nirvana by these righteous BBC's. That's the best part of the new agenda is that there's a BBC factor in about every movie now, usually black on white woman, but the disappointing thing is that JJ got the most mediocre BBC that they could find. Shows and films need BBC that are complete bulls like Jessica Jones's Luke Cage, complete fucking bucks that you know have an anaconda under that studly black veneer. Hopefully Rey has at least gotten a little taste of BBC, she's going to need it to, for her sake, and for ours.
Who's with me boys?
>>63196169
i know apparently only americans have fun, no wonder the world is obsessed with us.
>>63195958
You're literally a fucking kek. Pretending to be someone you're not to be with someone who doesn't like the real you. It will all fall apart in due time, might as well tear the band-aid off quick mate.
>>63196207
i'm sorry
i haven't yet been informed that the fact that clapping like a mongoloid equates to fun
in my primitive fourth world country this is reserved only for performers which are present to hear said applause
>>63196195
Seriously, you spent the 3 minutes writing that up? Seriously?
>>63195374
>because her gay bff works as cashier in one of our local cinemas
Suck his dick in exchange of him not telling on you.
>>63196264
go roll some cheese down a hill or something
>>63195958
Hey man, you seem like a thoughtful person-- and maybe people accept you because you is goodness too, and maybe she digs you cause you is goodness too. Honestly, if she's not catching on that just about the entire world is hyping on Star Wars, then she's just not realizing sup on Earth. You're good mate, don't sell so short.
>>63193977
everything
I got my tickets for the 23st
Can someone snap a pic of Snoke early, and can someone record the whole thing with a gopro for us desu
>>63196392
i got ticket for the 23st too
But I don't wanna spoil me anything so I will have to avoid /tv/ for a whole week. It will be the worst or best week of my life
>>63196116
she WAS a 9/10 when we got married. she never cared about her looks for my sake, only her own, and she stopped caring about that about 5 months in.
the 5/10 on the other hand has spent the last 10 years taking care of herself and when you compare them today, i want to kill myself for my lack of foresight.
>>63196264
>amazing movie ends
>europoors don't say a word
>walk out the theater with their heads down avoiding any eye contact
>leave the theater and head back to their 3rd world subsistence farming
Europe sounds like a shit hole if you can't even express your excitement during a social gathering.
>>63196195
>>63189051
>tickets
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>63196596
>>63196195
i admit it, i'm obsessed with them. i finally understand those people who become obsessed with celebrity couples and follow everything they can . i want him to impregnate her so they can make the protagonist of episode x. god bless those disney jews, and especially jew jew abrams himself.
>>63196587
>not clapping like a mongoloid means we dont discuss a movie afterwards
hah, you very cleverly made non-americans look stupid! good job.
>>63196671
>somehow someone who made the product being there makes clapping an aristocratic activity
Do you even see how retarded you sound
>>63190245
>be me
>go to movie lot
>go through film portal
>it fucking reeks
>theres rotten crab on the floor
>all the good seats are taken
>have to sit next to the tiger
I hate going to the movies
>>63196671
honestly europe just seems so fucking sad.
like i honestly would just forget europe exists without 4chan and the constant "LOL AMERICANS DO THIS" posts.
like I'm Canadian. America is right there and we like them as neighbours. Europe just seems to be an entire continent that only exists to be obsessed with America.
I think every single morning Europeans just wake up wondering why they weren't born in America. They don't clap at movies to hide their shame.
>>63189051
>I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
>I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Interesting Thread
>>63196587
>>63195996
How can americans enjoy their movies when everyone and their annoying children talks, cheers or claps whenever Han Solo or some other beloved character appears on screen? I get that it's Star Wars and it's supposed to be a huge event, but at least while watching the movie people should have the decency to shut up.
>>63197169
If you don't want a crowd making noise, go to a movie theater at an off hour or wait for the Blu-ray. Don't be a faggot who gets angry because people laugh during a comedy.
>>63197169
yeah no
i literally fucking love it when the audience gets so pumped it's louder than the movie itself.
i remember the whole audience going nuts over all the yoda fights, and those were just shitty cgi. watching Godzilla in theaters was awesome, people literally screaming "GOJIRRAAAAAAA" in the theater on opening day.
don't even get me started on opening day capeshit. i feel so sorry for europeans, their culture is just terrible. if you can't stand up and holler like a retard in the middle of a movie theater because x-wings are blowing shit up, how can you even look in the mirror and call yourself a man?
>want to go see this movie on day one
>nobody to see it with as no friends
It's going to be painful waiting for the dvd/blueray or waiting for a high quality leak. How the fuck am I supposed to wait that long?
>>63196625
LOL
>>63196266
Stop being so insecure, some of us are moving forward into the future and you do NOT want to be on the wrong side of history. Just accept the BBC phenomena and move on.
just go alone you pussy
>>63197265
>>63197307
I'm not even that guy but that is total bullshit.
I get laughing at jokes but clapping, yelling and screaming shit is fucking toddler behaviour.
This is part of the reason why the entire rest of the world thinks America is shit.
>>63197265
>>63197307
Well, I've never seen a movie on opening night and since it's Star Wars I'm sure people will show their excitement. Most people don't care about laughter, tears or "moderate" cheering, but I still want to hear what's going on in the movie without people screaming in my ear all the time. Don't ruin other people's cinematic experience.
Can't wait, maybe I'll be one of the lucky theater goers to get gunned down by some psychopath
>>63197413
Why don't you go and watch it alone if you wanna see it so badly?
I'm probably going to see it either alone or with my Grandma since I'm completely inept at finding a date.
>>63197623
Wrong, you have options in America. The crowd screaming and yelling is only for opening day/week (depending on popularity). You can go see any movie a week after its released at an off hour, and it'll be quiet throughout the entire film. The only time it gets crazy is opening week, when the biggest fans are there.
Europe is just a bunch of poor farmers who try to act like they're part of an upper class because their culture has been the same for centuries. Americans are a free society and it reflects their outward expression of their emotions.
>>63197623
personally I wouldn't even bother going to the theater if people weren't going to scream and holler at shit
for me half the hype of this movie is just the audience applauding, laughing at jokes about the older movies, getting and shouting over lightsaber fights, people will literally be chanting like "FINN! FINN! FINN" during the inevitable kiss scene.
i can't fucking wait for the opening scene. you just know the whole audience is going to burst into applause the moment the opening theme starts. and as soon as Luke appears people will cheer and shout his name. shit is gonna be hype as fuck, I bought 3 tickets for each of the first 3 days. can't wait.
i feel so fucking bad for europeans. why do you guys even watch movies if you're just gonna slide your dick between your legs, stay completely silent during the whole film and then walk out of the theater in silence staring at the ground?
this is why nobody remembers europe is there
>>63197889
>tfw you kind of want to take your 60 year old dad who remembers watching A New Hope in theaters
>>63197825
i'm too socially nervous to do something like, especially since it will be packed that day.
>>63198488
Why would you want to ruin his good memories with this shitfest?
>seeing this in kinó during premiere week
its like you want to get shot
>>63198511
i don't know. i think my dad might not even be able to clearly see the screen anymore. the 3d would just confuse the shit out of him
>>63195321
dude you typed a lot you must know a lot about movies
>>63190663
>I'm gonna be on acid
>>63190663
>more peaceful environment
done acid before you freakshow?... anything but peaceful
>friends want to go to Imax
>it plays 3D version exclusivley
I hate this stupid fucking gimick.
reddit the movie
>>63198722
they said the same thing about avatar
>>63195374
Don't listen to these virgin fucks. Your doing the right thing. Starwars is for faggots. Watch it online in a few weeks who gives a fuck
/tv/
I've never seen a Star Wars movie before.
>>63198166
This is why I don't plan on seeing this in theaters
Waiting until the reactions come out but I have a feeling its going to be eh.
>>63198166
>this is why nobody remembers europe is there
With the exception of a million fukken towelhead "refugees" from Middle-East.
>/tv/- television and film
>90% of posters ITT admit they won't even see a movie they'll inevitably shitpost about when it comes out
Holy fuck this board really is just kids shitposting.
anybody else hyped to see allah ackbar again?
>>63200195
>being this grumpy
mom and dad were assholes huh?
>>63195996
Because we want people to shut the fuck up so we can watch the movie in peace.
>>63201278
See, I'm glad the character is returning alongside Nien Nunb, but you just know he's gonna say IT'S A TRAP and americans are gonna clap like seals for epic meme reference
>>63189234
Mexico, got tickets for the 16th too
Is it even worth seeing in non-IMAX?
>>63198722
That's what the Deadpool movie is gonna be.
>>63200611
It took you until NOW to realize that?
