fuck her and fuck jlaw, i hope the jews render them cinematically obsolete by the time theyre 40
>>63184880
But she's a Jew, and a well connected one for that matter.
As for JLaw she is probably already in disgrace with the Weinsteins, so they published her nudes as a punishment.
i would creampie the shit out of that...
am i the only one?
>>63184999
Nice trips. And yes.
>>63184880
Well I mean, if the lights were off and I could just feel around, I would for sure.
>>63184880
You seem upset. Do you not know she's the best stand-up comic on the planet today? She'll be around (and deservedly, at that) for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MylhoTBrLrIHer burn of Patrice O'Neal was so scathing, he died
>>63185048
She doesn't even look human in that picture.
>>63184999
No. Fat women get laid all the time. It's a perk of having a vagina. But that does not make her attractive in ANY SENSE OF THE WORD.
>>63185042
>>63185048
im talking about their personalities it isnt about her being fat, id still fuck her if her personality was non feminist bullshit
>>63185142
says the low test beta
I'M A WOMYN YOU SHITLORD
>>63184880
I can't explain it but I would fuck the shit out of her, something about her just makes me think she'd be a lot of fun.
>>63184880
and would you think there is even a fatter lady inside just waiting to break out?
>>63185142
i didn't say she was attractive...
all i said was she'd be a good fuck :/
>>63184880
Shopped as fuck.
She is way fatter than this.
>pirelli calendar
Jesus Christ. Why would anyone want to count days from this?
>>63185194
Without arguing whether or not I'm "low test beta" I genuinely prefer "larger" women and this one is disgusting. Her face looks like a baby smashed into a very old person and ate a pig's ears. She has zero tone to any part of her body (large women with muscle tone are amazing) her curves are non-existent, essentially making her what we used to call my friend's ex-girlfriend, "the fridge". On top of that, she is pushed as attractive, and she's just not. Fuckable at 2am after the bar? Sure. Attractive in any traditional sense of the word? No.
But for me it's the face. Just disgusting.
>>63185197
She should be a fucking football player with that build.
>>63184880
Jesus could she be any more disgusting? It's like her only goal life is to be as puke inducing as possible, look at her, she's begging to be put down. I'd be ok with spending the rest of my life in jail if I could walk there, punch her obese face and as she lays down naked kick her teeth until they all fly off from her fat filthy mouth
>>63184999
Creampie, creamface, creamass, creamtits, creamgut. Yes, I would do all of that and much more.
>>63185300
no worries friend, I was just memeing
I agree with you 100% desuWhat do yall think about her body of work
>>63185422
You people are fucking disgusting. Find a porn star to fawn over. Or the Hendricks. This one is just too low even for /tv/.
>>63185389
you sound like a real badass. we should meet up one time and burn some ants with a magnifying lens.
>>63185433
A.J Applegate is cute.
DUDE I'M SO FUNNY LOOK AT MY NAKED BODY LMAO
>>63184880
>>63185197
STUNNING AND BRAVE
DUDE I SPENT 15 YEARS SUCKING COMEDY CENTRAL EXECUTIVES DICKS FOR BIT PARTS ON EVERY SHOW ON THE NETWORK AND THEN SOMEHOW WENT FROM BEING THE WORST COMEDY CENTRAL ROASTER TO BEING ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE TO COME OUT OF COMEDY CENTRAL LMAO
DUDE MY ENTIRE CAREER IS AN INSULT TO GREG GIRALDO'S LEGACY LMAO
>all these people buying the calendar to see terry richardson tier photographs
>find amy schumer and serena williams instead
BRAVO PIRELLI
>>63185048
Patrice insulted Amy too but that was cut from youtube and comedy central. Guess they really wanted to push her.
>>63185048
I'm four minutes in and she hasn't actually mentioned Charlie Sheen.
In a five minute routine.
I liked Mike Tysons come back, if Amy had as many dicks coming out of her as she had going into her she'd look like a porcupine.
And she's so talentless that she can't deviate from her script and roll right back at him like any guy would.
>>63184880
>I love my body.
Why do fat girls have to be so dishonest? You *don't* love your body. You wish you were skinny. You're a fucking comedian, you're supposed to "tell it like it is."
Fat male comedians like Louis admit being fat is gross and it's why they're respected more than female comedians. They're honest. And they don't use their bodies to get attention. Almost all of the famous comediennes out there have had these lame, self indulgent glamour shots done of them and it's pathetic. Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Iliza Schlesinger, that fat bitch from Girls who molested her sister, and now this tub of lard Amy. I hope you holes feel empowered.
>>63186255
AND FUCKING YOKO ONO
Serena Williams is ok if you have jungle fever
>>63185048
>dat mutual Jeselnik lovefest
aww why couldn't those crazy kids have stuck together? They were perfect for each other.
>>63185048
that was so awful you'd have to be retarded to find it funny
i guess the simpsons were right when they said that amerishits cant grasp the concept of sophisticated humour
>>63185142
>tfw a 4/10 girl has sex with 20 different types of men
We can't even lower our standards for a decent girl. Even they are huge sluts.
>>63186574
He could pull better strange from the D list groupies
>>63184999
Nah senpai, I'd be down for an Eifell Tower if you are.
>>63186498
>Babby's first roast
They ALWAYS cover the whole dais of guests first, the finish with the actual roastee. Don't blame her because you don't understand the fucking concept.
>>63184880
Trainwreck was actually pretty funny though. I expected to hate it, but I did not hate it
>>63185158
>Feminist
>Bullshit
Pick one.
>>63187935
kill urself
I saw it and it was awful. Good to get drunk and make fun of with a m8 though
I watched it with a friend and laughed through the entire thing, but that's because the idea of her fucking anyone and acting like she's a desirable woman was hilarious
>>63187935
She's basically the Vince Vaughn of comedy. The movie was full of look at me I'm a slut jokes.
>>63184880
This isn't even that fat. A little pudgy, but I know people with healthy BMIs that looks like this.
What I'm saying is this is bullshit. She's probably a good 30 pounds heavier than this. There's no way her gut doesn't hang over her panties. So much for being proud of your body when you're shooped to shit.
![4cc8ce73f585e5c0aba14f828e38cd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oZ36ETy.jpg "4cc8ce73f585e5c0aba14f828e38cd[1].jpg")
Ugly face but I'd still smash the fuck out of that. Shame that's shopped to hell and she's nothing but an ugly unfunny cunt. They may as well have just pasted her face onto someone else's body.
Any pornstars with that thickness? Seems they're always at one of two extremes: petite and whale.
Her TV ratings pretty much sum up how fucking bad she is really..
>>63190800
DUDE SEX JOKES LMAO
real deal coming through
Rachel Bloom is funny and attractive (highh test)
Shes a comedian? She was in a shitty movie, all her publicity is about shes friend with Jlaw and in retarded photo shoots.
Where is the funny?
>>63185197
>ME WANT FOOD
I can't believe she's actually gotten more fat as she's gotten more famous.
>>63185267
how do you know? OR you just need it to be true?
>FUCK THIS PERSON
>Yet I will still flood the board with threads about them
How many times did you touch the stove as a kid?
>>63184880
What is this? "2 Girls 1 Cup, Part Two"?
>>63192330
I did it first, BITCH.
>>63184880
if you're fat don't take pictures in see through underwear
i wouldn't accost anyone with my fatness so why do people like her and dunham do it over and over without shame
in fact, i am a bad person if i don't congratulate her in a 'non-creepy' 'non-sexualizing' 'non-exploitative' way
>Leibovitz
>>63184880
this will actually be in a calendar.
ok they are really over rating this bitch.
>>63184880
>40
jlaw will be old news at 30. Todays 13/14 year olds will say
>"Remember Katniss? Whatever happened to her? lol"
