anyone else tired of paying the singles tax? i heard it's going up to 12 dollars (not including tip) by christmas.
>>63156629
Just do what I do.
Bring your falcon.
>>63156629
le weird stuff in cinemas meme xd
>>63156629
>Can't tell if real or just novice-level trolling
>>63157718
see
>>63156673
it's another dumb made up thing like theater showers
>yfw singles tax is being used to pay watchtower guards
>>63156629
>Going to the local theater
>No-singles policy
>I show them these dubs
good thing I identify as a monotwin with 2 personalities so no singles tax for me
>>63157718
it's real. check your local cinema for rates.
>>63157777
clearly no singles here
>>63157777
nice
>>63157777
more like 4 personalities
>>63156629
Its still cheaper than hiring a theatre buddy off craigslist
>tfw flunked penis inspection 4 times
>banned from cinemaplex for 6 months
i hate this country sometimes
>>63157777
at least i get dubs for free
>>63157777
Nice. Let's see Anon's card
>>63158932
>>63157772
>being this pleb
>be american in europe
>decide go so see a movie
>unpack my kestral in order to bypass the no-singles policy
>go to the local kinöhauß to catch the latest arthouse flicque (this is what they call 'em in europe)
>''one for Hans's Miserable Life please!''
>prepare myself for the no-singles examination but in europe they apparently don't have one
>find my assigned seat
>before I sit down, I inform everyone in a loud voice that I am from america and am autistic, and that the menstral is a long story
>I hand the woman behind me a drawing of sonichu I made, in order to show them that I am not a threat
>the woman contemptuously blows cigarette smoke in my face
>everybody snickers
>man next to me smiles, he is wearing nothing but a pair of white longjohns
>film starts
>5 mins into the movie, an usher comes in and informs everyone that it's time for ''Le parte de le fuck''
>everyone takes out their government handed bottles of lube, including the children (for the age of consent in europe is 4 years old)
>they all start having sex
>man next to me stands up and I can see that his buttocks are exposed
>he squirts lube on my parrot and starts molesting it
>i try to escape but a group of jihadists storm in and start shooting
>as I run in the opposite direction I catch a glimpse of my menstral, futilely flailing her wings, being slowly inserted an old woman's filthy anus
>I manage to escape, but only barely
Never again will I curse american cinemas.
>>63159998
live in europe, can confirm. also, off by one for quads
>>63159998
kek
>go to American theater to see "Black Feminism Explained"
>as I enter a siren goes off, police strip-search me for weapons as I'm a young man going to the movies alone
>tip the police as I go to purchase my ticket
>$20 for the ticket +taxes +single male fee + tip
>hand $60 over, good deal
>get popcorn, only $20 plus tip
>am given a block of butter with a couple kernals on it
>go to the theater entrance
>guy rips my ticket stub, I walk in, he stops me, asks for a tip
>give him $10, some women behind me call me cheap and laugh
>go back apologizing and give another $10, still get a dirty look
>police come in again, radar check me and have me go through an airport x-ray situated in front of the theater doors
>tip them again for their diligence
>sit down in theater, tip the janitor for cleaning up
>movie begins
>everyone forms a single line to tip the guy working the projector
>sit back down
>all of the sudden someone starts shooting up the theater
>tip the shooter but he still shoots me
>get an ambulance, tip the driver and paramedic
>go to the hospital, bullet only grazed me, 6 stitches
>$1,000,000 hospital bill + tip
>>63158032
>theater buddy
>hire
wat
>>63160902
>anon confirmed for never actually going to see a film in theaters
You seriously need to get out of your moms basement you cave dwelling faggot
>>63160951
>local theater doesn't had tax policy
>craigslist doesn't exist where i am
so shut the fuck up
>the local cineflix switched to a freemium pricing model
>movie paused 15m in so ushers can pass around the cardswiper
>we're $45 short so there's a 30 minute delay before it resumes
