>watching movie with mommy
>sex scene comes on
>>63155283
>20 something yo male gets a girlfriend on screen
>my family gets embarrassed for me
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT AMIRITE GUYZE xDDDD
>Anon! Cover your eyes!
>mfw
>watching movie with mommy
>boobies on screen
>anon cover your eyes
>tfw watching Funny People with my Dad
>Girl resembling your ex is the love interest
>Film has tones that hit too close to home and make you feel uncomfortable
>>63155283
>watching Knock Knock with mother
>man rape and free pizza comes on
>watching movie with gf
>BBC interracial breeding scene comes on
>watching Dark Knight Rises with my 6'6 friend
>"you're a big guy"
>"for you"
>sexual tension rises to immeasurable levels and he has to leave the room before something gay happens between us
>>63155283
Was watching a movie some years ago with my grandmother. It was, I thought, about colonial history in Africa. Mfw interracial sex scene comes on.
I hate jews so much
>watch film with dad
>comes in halfway through the film
>what's this about then!?
>whats happening now!?
>he's the bad guy is he!?
>who's that!?
everytime
>>63155733
He'll be dead before you know it. Humor him and free yourself of regret later on
>>63155733
My dad's an abusive alcoholic who lives alone and is waiting for death.
I wish my dad would watch movies with me.
>>63155763
>>63155767
woah guys... i was just memeing around
>>63155767
He's probably just tired of what a huge pussy you always are anon. That's why he's always alone drinking
>watching porn with mom
>it's a DP ATM scene
>>63155625
kek
>Touch her leg and lock eyes...
>>63155767
I spent this weekend with my dad in my nations capital, checking out different art exhibits and eating in some nice restaurants. It was great.
>>63155921
>"oh baby you got a hard on? Let me take of that"
>half way through the boobs
>"You want to see my tits?"
I never get off in not mom videos, dialogue is pure shit
>watching nip tuck with my gf
>it's the mandingo cu.ckold party episode
>Watching movie with sex scene
>Cums inside your mommy
>>63155283
Especially awkward when you're a virgin never been kissed and your parents know it bothers you.
>>63155800
>memeing around
kek
>"son, cover your eyes"
>it's a sex scene
>I do as I'm told
>to do otherwise would risk the wrath of my catholic mother and psychopathic, ex-military father
>I am a eunuch
>sex is alien to me
>I know nothing about it
>I am sent to an all-boys school
>I drop out because bullied
>I go to a public school
>some girls find me "cute"
>I do not know how to reply
>nobody taught me how to reply
>I am literally autistic
>I make smartass wisecracks in return
>I am beta, gamma and omega
>this continues for years
>I spend less time in society
>I am now 43
>I have never kissed a woman nor held her hand
>I have never made love to a woman
>I have never made love to anyone
>I post on /tv/
>I have one picture of that cartoon frog named Pepe
>it's this picture
>I don't know why I saved it
>maybe it was just funny
>this board is my therapy
>>63155862
That's pretty hot. I mean, if you took away the digusting aspect of it, your mom would be the best person to teach you how to fuck. I mean it was the first pussy you came in contact with.
>watching Love (2015) with family
>sex scene comes on
>>63156167
dont you have like a test to be studying for, squirt?
>>63155316
FUCK
>>63155714
Do you think there will ever be an anti-black man on woman uprising from women after they all get blacked and get stuck with a niglet without a father?
>>63156172
You pretty much already fucked her harder than anyone else.
>Watch movie with family
>20s yo virgin comic relief character
>family laughs at his virgin jokes
>>63155283
While not quite at the level of taboo that a mother would be, I repeatedly fucked a bimbo aunt I met in Brazil last year.
Was pretty cash.
>watching inherent vice
>the girl is rubbing for nipple for like 10 minutes straight
>my mom is squirming the whole time
>>63156167
>>63156167
>I post on /tv/
now that's just sad
>>63156167
JUST
>>63155419
iktfb
>2015
>not starting to pump mommy during sex scene
>>63156424
>aunt I met
Wat
>>63157543
That kid killed himself within the next 5 years, no question about it. Look at his face. There's no coming back from that
>watching Oldboy with my sick grandmother
Good God, the memory burned a hole in my brain.
>>63157685
I watched Oldboy with my grandpa and it was a great experience.
>>63157685
iktfb
except i watched it with my little sister
i wanted to hang myself
>>63157945
Maybe your grandpa is more patrician than my grandma, whose cultural reach when it comes to film are spanish soap operas. My dad told me to turn it off when they started fucking.
And I'm talking the Korean version.
>girl calls house phone asking for me
>dad notices its a girl and says wrong number
>it's actually my friend with a feminine voice
>i have never been friends with a girl
>i have no friends anymore
>>63155733
this, every fucking time. what is it with old people and all of these questions.
not even five minutes in to the movie.
>who are these guys?
>where are they?
>why did he do that?
IM WATCHING THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE AS YOU MAYBE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW YET.
>>63156387
>tfw born via c-section
>tfw virgin from birth
>>63155283
>watching dogtooth with parents
>un-simulated sex
>>63155316
>MC is distressed, goes to a bar
>looks over at girl smiling at him, he smiles back
>cut to them fucking at his place
fuck this shit
>>63156167
Here's your (You) you've been working so hard to get
>>63155367
>Funposting on /tv/ with my family on the family computer
>Post funny memes for all my anon friends to see
>This faggot shitposter shows up in every fucking thread to force his shit-tastic memes
>I lose my shit
>Start slapping keyboard against the table in rage
>Dad yells at me
>Mommy tells me it's time for bed
>Watching sex scene
>Mom comes on
Everytime
>>63159682
I usually just tab out and open up steam or some shit when I hear her coming up the stairs, save myself the embarrassment of having to explain its just a TV show/movie
>>63159682
>Watching porn scene
>Mom comes on
>Keeps telling her son to fuck her harder
>Start an incest thread on 4chan
>Mom walks in and has sex with me
>be vet fag
>watch war movie
>can felt the eyes of family or friends on me as they see how I react to the movie
I don't watch war movies anymore. Not because they tiger me, but because everyone expects them too.
>be 13-14 years old
>grampa asks me to watch movie with him
>it's Brokeback Mountain
>he keeps staring at me throughout the entire movie, a devilish grin on his face
>he asks me afterwards if I ever feel lonely
>>63155316
fug
>>63155283
>watching sex with mommy
>plot scene comes on
>>63155283
>watching movie with mommy
>deep plots come on
>>63155625
>1 year ago
>watched TDKR with my siblings and a few friends
>plus one qt that I really liked, I think she's into me too
>plane scene is playing
>"for you"
>burst out laughing
>everyone looking at me like I'm nuts
>try to explain baneposting
>tell them about some imageboard I go to (don't mention that it's 4chan)
>explain that it's a joke where we post pics of CIA and Bane
>everyone looks at each other and then back at me
>"How is that funny?"
>I didn't know what to say so I just looked at my feet
>a few of them shift uncomfortably
>we continue the movie
>qt who I liked ignores me for the rest of the night
>>63157685
Did you fug?
>>63156125
you're trying too much m8
>>63158123
same, except I had a female friend but she was even more autismo than me so I couldn't hook it up
>watching movie with mommy
>sex scene comes on
>>63161263
Why can't you spazs just fuck off.
The only reason bane posting was funny was because of the butthurt of autist on /tv/ when it was posted everywhere. Fucking plebs will laugh hysterically at anything I swear
>>63155283
>watching true lies at grandma's house
>that one jamie lee curtis scene comes on
This actually happened to me.
>>63158299
80% of my sexual encounters have gone like this
>Watching Mommy with Mommy
>>63161830
what happened the fifth time?
>>63155344
>>63155373
>>63155373
le hivemind
>at my mom's house
>she's watching an episode of game of thrones
>it's the one in a million episodes that has no nudity or sex
THANK YOU, BABY JESUS
>>63161263
>tell them about some imageboard I go to (don't mention that it's 4chan)
Fuck off
I just go to the bathroom when that scene comes on
>dad is diagnosed with accute melanoma stage 2
>sister brings all the seasons of breaking bad
happily dad is a champ, if anything we might just give him an idea before he kicks the bucket
>>63162453
>breaking bad
Don't let your dad die a pleb.
>>63156424
Story time plz. Spill the deets.
>>63161263
Dude, you never reveal your power level
Ever.
