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ITT worst movies you've ever seen
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This is literally a 15 years old edgelord's revenge fantasy, if said edgelord is also a female landwhale. It doesn't say anything interesting, it fails as horror/thriller, the rape and executions are fucking goofy at best.

I want to hope it's some satire on feminists and not hamhanded "RAPE IS WRUNG" bullshit, but that feels like giving this shit too much credit.
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>>63150726
>This is literally a 15 years old edgelord's revenge fantasy
So is Kill Bill and Lady Snowblood desu
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>>63150742
Kill Bill is at least entertaining in a dumb action flick way. This is just shit trying to make you feel shocked and disgusted, by failing at it spectacularly.
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>>63150777
*but
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>>63150742

Those movies rise above the type of material in I Spit on Your Grave.

Especially Lady Snowblood.

Lady Snowblood is so supremely edgy it transcends edgyness.

A woman fucks a bunch of prison guards so she can get pregnant and have her baby be raised from an infant to carry out her revenge? Fuuuck.
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I went to my friend's house and got baked and her boyfriend put this on because he thought'd it be so bad it's good/funny. No. It was very literally the worst thing I've ever seen. Not just the worst movie, the worst piece of media I have ever experienced, including random shitty youtube videos and ISIS gore videos.
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>>63150749
4 tits...awesome.
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>>63150871

I saw these movies on Hulu. I only watched one by this studio and it was just about the same experience.

Ooga Boogah
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As expected of /tv/, judging a explotation film from 1978 as if everything had to be avant-garde cinema. Get off your high horse pleb.
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>>63150726
The only saving grace is how great she looks nude, and spends the majority of said movie that way.
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>>63150871
You can't just jump into the fifth installment in a series and expect to appreciate it, pleb.
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>>63150726
You're supposed to stop watching the movie after it seems they killed her and imagine that's how it ends. It's what everyone else does.
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is this the movie where the girl sticks a shotgun up the guys ass?
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>>63151044
At least Day of Reckoning was good.
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>>63151365
>good

That's a funny way of saying, "the most incredibly-hypnotic mix of action and horror to come our way in at least the last thirty years."

Hollywood should throw buckets of money at John Hyams to make whatever the fuck he wants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0sIny4NTQ
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>>63150777
that's because youre a 2015 kid

you've probably watched zeta beheadings and dogs fucking women
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Now you see me.

So unbelievably stupid...and not a single likeable character in there. Morgan Freeman was the only tolerable one so he ended up in jail.
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>>63150726
It always pissed me off that she fucked the retard BEFORE she killed him.

Some guys have all the luck
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>>63153720
oh man and that stupid fucking twist that came out of no where and made no sense whatsoever
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This is better than A Woman Under the Influence.
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>>63150726
Great fucking movie, a piece of exploitation history right there.

Jessica Jones basically is I spit on your Grave with Superheroes.
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>>63153777
The thing is, you could sort of expect it, but not specifically this. I mean there were like 7 characters in the whole movie, one of them was bound to be revealed as the mastermind and... at this point it might as well have been a cointoss. Say the french chick was the villain, oops I mean the hero (...) all along. It would have made JUST as much sense.
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>>63150726
>It doesn't say anything interesting, it fails as horror/thriller, the rape and executions are fucking goofy at best.

Gee, maybe it's because it's a cheaply made exploitation flick made in 1978. Also, fuck you. Day of the Woman is an awesome low budget rape and revenge film that was not only progressive for its time, but also incredibly horrifying and thought provoking proto-feminist master piece.
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>>63150726
I love how the description in the poster has a glaring plot related error in it.
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>>63150726
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>>63154074
Please. That dvd cover was enough to tell me it was crap.
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>>63154012
nerd
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>>63153418
It even passed the Hebrew test.

>[The director] casts onto the screen a remarkable batch of raw material—even if much of it is in the form of bloody meat. I’d be hard-pressed to call this movie good or bad. It is, in effect, beyond good and bad, and, in its extreme and hysterical way, forcefully questions more measured cinema (and more sedate lives) in terms that the writer, in his chair, could not have imagined but did, in general, dream of.
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>>63153418

I had never seen a Universal Soldier movie before this one.

I can't really describe how I felt, except the whole experience was like a drug
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>>63150726
Either this or Jurassic World.
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>>63155486
I dont watch transformers, so pardon my ignorance but....is that a robotical ewok???
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>>63153955
>incredibly horrifying and thought provoking
Fuck off, tasteless idiot.
>>63153845
>capeshitter loved this garbage
Makes sense
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>>63150726
>RAPE IS WRUNG bullshit

dude what
are you saying rape isn't?
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>>63156176
all sex is rape. sex is good. therefore rape is good.
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>>63156176
fucking hell, rape isn't always wrong

just because i'm not in the mood for a burger and someone forcefully makes me eat one doesn't mean i won't enjoy it and will be scarred for life afterwards
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>>63156176
Fuck off, you know exactly what I meant.
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I have a folder with only this picture called "Proof of Humanity's Mistake".
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>>63156062

No.
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>>63150726
sequel is worse. that ball crushing scene was hard to watch
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I saw every single twist and cliche coming right before it happened. It wasn't so bad it's good, or even bad enough to make me feel like I hate it, I say this is the worst movie I've ever seen because I basically felt nothing at all. I could've watched paint dry and had the same reaction, but even then I'd probably be able to have some sort of thought regarding the color of the paint or the consistency of the brand. I was just reacting to nothing for 85 minutes until I saw the most forced jump scare I've ever witnessed at the end, which led me to feel embarrassed for everyone involved.
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The Visitors pretty close though
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Nothing posted in here is as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3nCdfnsCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKy5QYNY70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVTFBeiqCSE
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>>63157067
that movie is just funny games with kewl masks
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This trash, holy shit. I legitimately considered writing a letter to the Hungarian hack who directed it expressing my hate for the film.
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>>63150726

Some piece of shit called "Frenemy"

I think it went by Little Fish, Strange Pond outside of the UK for some reason.

Everything about it was just fucking off and Zach Gilla-whatever was billed on the front cover but he's got like a minute of screen time and I got the impression that he was where all the budget was spent, because it sure as shit wasn't on polishing the script or post production
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A majority of movies that came out in 2009.
What a fucking awful year for cinema.
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Peggy was the only decent thing about it tbf
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>>63158055
out of that year's top films, i only liked sherlock holmes moon. and of course the best film of all time, avatar.
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"This dubs... they were alongside me all along"
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>>63158765
WRONG FUCKING THREAD GODDAMIT!
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>>63150726
It had female anal plugging in it, that automatically makes it good.
Was one of my prime fapping materials, before broadband internet.
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>>63150777
>he doesn't know how 70s exploitation films work
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>>63157808
>being that much of a pleb
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pure shit
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The most pretentious piece of shit I have even seen. Terrible editing and terrible dialogue.
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>>63156921
It's a remake if you didn't know. For some reason they decided to remake a shitty made for tv Kirk Cameron movie
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>>63159619
forgot pic
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>>63159634
yeah I knew. I don'y know how a human being could fuck up that bad.
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>>63150726
This piece of crap is even worse than Twilight.
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>>63159964
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Heard so many good things about this movie, when I watched it I realized how shitty peoples taste can get.
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>>63153418

He signed on for the Maniac Cop remake. Perfect guy for the job.
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>>63160082
It's supposed to be shit, dood.
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>>63160306
Well it succeeded.
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>>63160073
I think you have it backwards there friend. You see, your a fedora tipping autist for LIKING Inside Out and not for hating it.
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>>63158798
I want crossboarding /v/eddit scum to fuck off.
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>>63160073
>Crying while watching a flick which isn't even complex enough for a 7 year old kid.
You sir are a true autistic manchild.
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