>tfw you late for the screening
>all the good seats are taken
>you have to watch the movie on the stairs because you don't want to bother people
It happened too me today ;_;
shouldn't you have done the no singles maymay in your post?
>>63150632
thats pretty beta
Is this a creepshot thread?
>>63150632
That's a fire hazard. You should've been thrown out
AHAHA IT WAS JUST A PRANKKK! LMAOOO
>>63150632
Why did you not ask for a fucking refund? They are supposed to count the people going in to see if they have enough seats.
Or let me guess, you were too autistic to ask for a refund
>>63150632
the theatre was full, or you were literally too autistic to sit next to someone
>>63150632
That .webm gotta be fake, how could someone film that so precisely.
>>63150900
tell him what he's won, johnny
>here's your bucket
>thanks
>>63150900
No, it's a real .webm.
>>63150945
its cgi you dumb-dumb
>>63150632
How can someone trp like that? it's like she did it no purpose and why is that guy precisely recording at that very given time she does this? fake as fuck... no1 is this retarded
>>63150632
>white people
Bitch wasnt even jogging
>>63150922
never change /tv
a very epic thread OP
many (You) to you and your family
>>63150632
Reddit front page
>>63150975
>shitskins showing their "intellignce" once again
Yeah man, stupid white girl totally legitimately bailed lol what a clutz.
>>63150816
He said all the good seats were taken, not all the seats were taken.
>>63150975
she snagged where the carpet meets the marble floor
>>63150632
>not having designated seats on the ticket
You live in Africa or something?
>>63150632
>negroes not rushing to help her
>>63151119
That one niglet was checking if she was unconscious so he could rape
>>63150632
Take this L white fucks
LMAO SMFH
>>63150632
I really hate it when the cinemathque's floor is covered in butter
>>63151119
To be fair. I think most people would rather not be helped up by a random stranger.
It's embarrassing enough. Would be even worse if other people got involved.
>>63151101
No you retard, she fell on purpose. Look at her fucking feet, she had all the time in the world to "recover" and she took several fully upright non-stumbling steps.
>>63150632
if there were no seats available i would have asked for a refund, not become full beta and sit on the stairs jesus!
>>63151378
>not bringing your sleeping bag and putting it at the front
>>63151374
Is the JLaw "accidental tripping" meme spreading?
What women wouldn't do for attention...
>>63150632
Don't they assign you a specific seat, printed on your ticket?
>>63151104
>designated seats
found the commie.
>>63151305
Thats how I would feel int this situation
>>63151460
Not in America I think. You know how they must do everything backwards.
>>63151460
He probably went to one of those bummy-ass Magic Johnson theaters.
>>63151460
They dont do that in my theater. You just buy a ticket and you sit wherever you want
>>63150632
Just saw this on facebook.
Let that sink for a moment.
>>63151119
the 2 cumskins totally saved her life by picking up her empty bucket
>Screening started
>the room is DARK AS FUCK I DON'T SEE SHIT
>forgot my phone home
>carefully check with my hands if the seat is taken
>end up molesting a girl
>"s-sorry"
>>63151104
>cinema has designated seats
>they put us immediately next to another group
>see empty seats at the other end of our group
>wait 15 minutes into the movie to give people enough time to come in
>okay no one has those seats
>make a move, getting up and walking to the spare seat at the end of our group
>when I get there the guy in the row behind is using the spare seat as a foot rest
>his leg is literally dangling over the back of the seat
>stand there for a second expecting him to recoil when he saw me in embarrassment
>he doesn't move
>he's staring me right in the eye, choc-top in hand, and is not moving an inch
>have to pretend I was just going to the toilet, exit the cinema and reenter, returning to my original cramped seat
>>63150632
>Not being able to choose your seats before you even buy your tickets
Don't think I could ever just show up to a movie anymore
>>63151659
>moving seat after the movie started
pathetic
>>63151751
I WANTED TO WAIT TO SEE IF SOMEONE BOUGHT THE SEAT BUT WAS RUNNING LATE YOU JABRONI
Just have your friend save your seat.
You do go with a friend right?
>>63150632
you know that's a good tactic for distracting the cinema guards so your friends can sneak in without paying
>>63151659
Re-entry after such a horrible experience is pretty alpha, good work
>Finally find seat in crowded kino
>struggle for 15 mins to put the seatbelts on
>Penis inspection officer starts patroling
>Just as his eyes catch mine I remember that my pubes arent even dyed
oh boy
>BAWWWWW WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP HER STUPID NIGGERS
if it were a black girl
>HAHAHA DUMB NIGGER HOPE SHE WAS INJURED DUMB APE
>>63151837
I like black girls desu, I knew a cute one with one arm that served tables and that wasn't funny.
>>63151793
The popcorn probably costs more than the tickets
>>63151837
Hello Reddit
>>63150632
Were you alone? Were there open seats in the aisles that you were just too afraid to wade to?
>>63151837
you are projecting. same happened to me once and I liked that no one helped me and we all pretended nothing had happened.
>>63151902
He probably forgot his wading stick
>>63150632
Any source to this? How the fuck does she just randomly fall over like that.. I don't even..
>>63151837
Is this one of these classic "trolls" I've heard of?
>>63151964
He should really get one of these. Wack the people in the knees when they don't pull their knobby knees back far enough because they're 5'10"+ giant oafs. Then it collapses to fit comfortably into the inside pocket of his trench coat.
>>63151659
he was in the right. the seat did not belong to any of you so why should he give up his foot rest and recoil in embarrassment?
>>63151812
>MFW he askes for my ticket, then for the credit card I used to buy the ticket and then my ID to make sure the card is mine.
>take it like a bitch because paying in cash is inconvenient
>at a festival with friends
>sitting on a bench
>try to get up, foot gets stuck on the bench
>trip and fall
>"friends" make fun of me for like a year
>end up having to kill them one by one
>>63150632
>go to movie with 2 friends
>movie almost empty, friends be eating popcorn
>go to bathroom
>come back, go to friends
>While standing and looking at them start taking and eating popcorn
>Guy says wtf!??! I realise these are not my friends and look over to see my real friends laughing two rows behind.
>>63150632
Why was he filming her?
Shit man could've been penis inspection day, that happened to me last time.
Showers didn't work
All outta crab legs
My falconer glove is in disrepair
>mfw you only missed out on a seat
>cinema is full
>have to sit on floor in front of screen
>hurt my neck from looking up
>>63152212
was it a bench themed murder?
>>63152253
say sorry and that you forgot your glasses
>>63151561
Where do we go now?
True story incoming
I literally couldn't go to the movies my junior year of highschool. My social anxiety would be so bad, it was the most uncomfortable experience.
>>63152435
Fucking pussy.
>>63152305
it was a staged
>>63150632
I hope a fellow white knight bought her another popcorn.
>>63152253
this happened to a friend of mine:
>waiting for the bus home from school
>his aunt drives by
>he waves at her
>she waves back
>he runs to the next traffic light so he can get in the car
>it's not his aunt
>>63150632
DUDE SO RANDUM XD LMAO
This is why you bring a cinema camel
>>63152435
>social anxiety
Enjoy inevitable depression hitting you like a brick wall soon
>>63151104
DESIGNATED SITTING SEATS
>>63152651
>cinema camel
???
>>63152689
lol
that was a blantantly fake trip, you can see she just jogged up and lobbed her popcorn
plus, who films the cinema anyway
>>63152843
YOU FUCKED UP SON
>>63151104
DESIGNATED
>>63152889
WE ALL ALREADY SAW YOUR FUCKUP DUDE ITS TOO LATE FOR SECOND CHANCES
>>63152889
>>63152843
it's time to stop posting.
>>63152930
>>63152923
>>63152893
haha the retard deleted his posts. he cant even post in 4chan correctly what a failure i bet his dad hates him
>>63152893
>>63152923
>>63152930Shut up, you didn't see anything.
>>63152977
What happend?
>>63152392
>>63152483
lol, just said sorry and walked to my friends.
Thing is i dont need glasses i was just thinking about something else, and they looked simliar, wasnt really looking at them,
Did he survive?
>>63152455
This is my theory.
I grew anus hair late in my teenage years and so I wasn't expecting how uncomfortable it would be, the itchiness and warmness of it. So I would always think that I was shitting or having diarrea or some shit but it was just my ass hair making things uncomforable. And on top of that i would get nervous so my body temperature would rise and my ass would sweat. Swamp ass in a warm theater full of people (it was the midnight release of the Hobbit) makes for a baaaad time.
I've gotten over it though, for the most part.
>>63152993
nothing mate. just a passing reddit figuring out the spoiler system.
>>63152981
YOU DID IT!
>>63153037
Ok just a newfaggot, thanks.
AHAHAHSTHAT BITCH FUUUcuekd up! AHAHAHANIGGERS!
>>63150632
>go to early screenings on mondays and tuesdays
>theatre is practically empty except for a few like-minded souls
>you get to watch the movie in a quiet, comfortable environment without children or retards
>tfw
>>63150632
Only a women would fall like that. No self preservation or coordination, she doesn't put her arms out to stop herself, she just smacks her face right into the ground
does anyone know where I can buy a forged single entry license
got mine revoked after failing my third penis inspection
>>63153251
I don't understand how you idiots fail.
>>63153298
the pre shower water in the theatres is hard and cold
shrinkage dude
>go to theater with friend to watch sincario
>get there 20 mins early so we can get good seats
>All of the seats are pre-booked except the first two rows
>Fucking hell
>friend really wants to see it
>get tickets to front seats
>look behind us when we get into the theater
>there are three good seats empty towards the middle back
>we wait until the title screen has shown
>move to the seats
>its literally 10 minutes into the movie
>three guys walk in
>walk to our seats
>"i think you're in our seats"
>i feel my rage boiling up
>my friend stands up to move
>I go to pick up my drink as i move
>spills all over the guy's seat
>at this point im just pissed off and stare at him in the face and go to towards my original seat
>original seat is now taken
>Guy turns around to his friends and says something along the lines of "has that guy pissed in my seat?"
>I turn around to him
>"What did you fucking say?"
>"y-youve gotta clean it up dude you cant just leave it"
>"its not my problem, im out of your seat arent I?"
>He backs down and sits in his wet seat
>i walk towards the back and wedge myself in a single seat between some black guy and another woman
>leave friend to sit at the front alone
>enjoy film
Fuck i hate designated seating so much. I know i was probably in the wrong but the fact that we waited until the film had started and these guys demanded the seats just triggered something primal in me. They were college students by the look of it and im quite /fit/ so i suppose i was the bully in this situation.
>>63153327
>Not bringing your girlfriend with you to prep your penis
You have no one to blame but yourself
In my country (The Netherlands) you can see which seats are taken and you can select where you want to sit.
>third world country fags
>>63150632
sitting in the aisle is a safety hazard.
Also, grow some fucking balls man.
If I saw some latecomer standing or sitting in the aisles, I'd think it's a guy planning to shoot the place up and I'd either leave or tell someone about it.
>>63153353
>>63153526
That's what the no single policy is for dude. That and the bullet proof glass, assuming you're in America.
>>63153526
>Americans
Do all movie theaters look alike, or is that the theater at the Grove in LA?
>>63150632
wow its the fucking kikorian, that theater is full of beans on a friday night
>>63153663
its in vista california
>>63153526
>His theater doesn't pass out ballistic shields with the 3D glasses
where can I find a cinema that allows smoking?
>>63153944
in 1962?
>>63153874
>tfw you're stuck with the shield that has a wonky wheel, making it pull to the left all the time
>tfw it gets stuck on a piece of lego
>tfw you late for the screening
>you have ticket for seat
DESIGNED TICKET FOR SEAT
>Europe > us of failure
>>63153959
fo real though
I feel like I enjoy films so much more if I can have a smoke while watching, and I can't smoke in my apartment
>>63153944
Same place you can find cinemas that allow singles.
>>63154035
So everywhere but America?
>>63154009
I'm sure in some 3rd world country is south east asia you can smoke in the theater
>go to local cinema
>get caught tampering with penis inspection results
>get forcibly sent to work in theater coal mines
I thought it was just a meme baka.
>>63151869
Large always comes with free refills. It cost her nothing to fill back up.
>>63154224
wtf sm'h has a word filter?
>>63154262
Yes because underageb& faggots like you can't stop spouting meme's every single post.
>>63150900
Maybe, but it looks like she fell harder than she thought she would. Method Acting/10.
>>63154631
BAKA
A
K
A
>>63150632
Why do white people like popcorn so much
>>63154916
it's like watermelon and purple drank to niggers
>>63150632
>le do it for the vine generation just a prank bro
I hate these people.
>>63155099
women really are that uncoordinated though
>>63154916
It reminds us of the light fluffy white tufts of cotton your people used to pick in our fields before the War of Northern Aggression.
>>63150632
dumb white cunt.
>>63153663
>the Grove in LA
i thought the same thing. pacific theaters all use the same interior decor
Why are white girls so q
>>63155500
moar?
>>63151592
You should have kept cool and followed through with full on rape, pretty embarrassing desu.
>>63151592
She was asking for it.
>>63152870
or she has terrible balance
>>63155500
WHAT IS THIS AND IS THERE A FINISHED PRODUCT
>>63153944
Try a drive thru
>>63150632
The fuck is the context of this?
>>63157247
girl trips, spills popcorn, it's not the JFK assassination.
>>63155500
W-what
>>63157247
creeper taking creeper footage of a white girl with a big ass, gets lucky when she falls and breaks her ankle.
>>63153432
kanker dikke bmw
i saw jurassic world opening night and it was so full that people were sitting on the floor right under the screen. like could those people even see the movie
>>63150632
Wait
the guy at the back who works at the theatre doesn't have a leg
>>63157262
I thought it was one of these retarded "pranks" where some idiot falls and spills shit everywhere. Like the one with the milk.
>>63150632
How do you even trip like that
>>63157327
HOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY MISSING A LEG
>>63157327
>>63157385
wat de fugg how is taht possible
>summer afternoon. it's really bright out
>walk into theater. eyes havent adjusted, it's very dark
>find perfect dead center seat
>not 1, not 2, but 3 people almost sit on me because of how dark it is
>tfw so beta no one even knows you exist
>>63150632
ahahaha
>>63155500
>mysistercgi
please more
>>63155500
>no reverse sauce
Peasants still going to theaters without pre-assigned seating.
>>63152684
so I dealt with my social anxiety through self medding pot, what happens when the depression goes away?
>>63150632
>>63157337
How is that even a prank.
>Hey everyone look how dumb and clumsy I am.
>>63157507
>being so much of a retard that you need someone to tell you where to sit
>>63157537
>"hehe so much likes on vine"
same with those arab kids going into black neighbour hoods
>>63157537
You tell me my man. I personally think that its fucking stupid. Just like that shit where they'll run up to people and say audacious shit and cry ITS A PRAAAANK while they're getting their ass kicked and acting like its the other people's fault. Fuck them and their stupid shit. I hope these fuckers start getting banned from wherever they go.
>>63150632
I used to not like assigned seating but last time I went to see Sicario I got head from a solid 7 who was seated next to me.
>choosing to 'bother yourself' instead of bothering other people
>>63150632
>spilling the popcorn.webm
>>63150632
>that one legged guy
>>63159252
you cravin the BBL?
>>63150632
FUCKING CUNT! I HAVE TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP NOW!
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO SWEEP POP CORN OFF OF A FUCKING RUG
>Bitch walks off not even giving a shit about the mess he made, gets a refill , and goes to the room playing her retarded chick flick .
>>63152034
>5'10"+ giant oafs
Oh man the manlet rage is real
