Why didn't he just rent a porno VHS out, bros? They had VCR's back then.
>>63142877
Why do you post here instead of writing in a diary or something?
Probably the thrill of doing it in public. Some people enjoy that stuff.
fuck you i wont do what you tell me.
Why did Fred Willard get arrested doing something "lewd" in a skeevy LA Porn Theater?
The answer is these guys were sexually bored and wanted to do something dark and dangerous to get their kicks. Pretty sure most if not all men are like this to some extant, that's why every city has Happy Ending massage parlors and Strip Clubs.
leading theory is, he wanted to get caught
he was tired, people knew he was peewee herman, not paul reubens. its one of the reasons he looked so different in the mugshot, so less people would recognize him
paul didn't exist anymore, and his peewee days were over (the show was syndicated)
this happens, and people flip the fuck out, more than he expected. they didn't see him as paul rubens caught fapping in a theatre, they saw him as peewee herman, the beloved childrens show host, getting caught flopping his dong out in front of a school of orphan nuns selling girl scout cookies
he's basically the male equivalent of a disney girl who finally gets out of their contract and sluts it up
>>63142877
he wanted ambiance
>>63142956
>>63142903
Reuben's is gay, right?
>>63142984
he's a confirmed bachelor
>>63142877
b/c gay people meet up in these theaters and suck each others dicks in the dark. trust me I can confirm
>>63143026
Was it gay porno?
>>63143010
Surprised he didn't have a beard in the 90's. 90's sensibilities would dictate that parents didn't want their kids watching gay children's comedians.
>>63143141
he was single and childish, and actually a nice person behind the character.
He was just very very tired of being in character for a decade straight
Who gets arrested for masturbating in a porno theater anyway? Isn't that what it's there for?
>>63143224
Not in Florida
its more exciting for those kinds of people to jerk off with other guys even thought they would never admit it. its why american porn cuts to the male actor's face, it gets closet fags off.
>>63143341
>its why american porn cuts to the male actor's face, it gets closet fags off.
I watch mainly POV porn to avoid that shit, nothing is worse than jerking off and seeing the dude's face or his moans.
>>63142877
the real question is what exactly is going on with paul reubens neck?
>>63143341
>>63143377
That can't be true. Closet cases can just watch their gay porn discretely in the privacy of their own rooms. And the dudes they do closeups of are generally ugly as shit.
>>63143436
He's like the mom from Brazil.
>>63143436
he looks old and more wrinkly now, its to tighten up his neck and chin so he can more easily do peewees facial expressions/look more like the younger him
>>63143476
then why is he wearing the turtleneck and tape in ops picture on a talk show as himself?
I'm guessing he had throat cancer or something and kept it quiet
>>63143538
Throat cancer, you say?
>>63142970
Literally, his only social persona was PeeWee Herman back then.
>mfw I first saw him with a full beard & fapping in seedy porn theaters
>>63142970
Wrong
He pleaded with the officer to let him go and even offered a bribe
He had been arrested at that same theater once before in his youth for "loitering"
He finished filming the 2nd and 3rd season of his show and went to Florida to visit his retired parents in Sarasota, Florida. back in the day Sarasota, Florida was a very crime free place so officers spent their time at the beach arresting woman for wearing thongs at the beach for indecent exposure. No Joke.
They also spent there time around the old XXX rated theater to make some easy arrests.
No VCR or porno tapes he could watch at his retired parents house so he went to his old XXX theater where he used to fap in his youth before he became Pee Wee. The rest his history.
>>63143436
Pee-Wee is a forever young character. Paul is old and looks it. The neck tape is used to make his old sagging skin look not so old in the front. You knew this but thought it would be funny to ask anyways. 2/10
>>63143436
anyone else just gonna blow their fucking brains out at 50? your skin starts to sag off your bones like you're melting
>Nike made these shoes
>>63144008
No? Maybe you shouldn't care so much about what people might think?
>>63143595
C U N N Y L I N G U S
>It's a Pee Wee does coke with Chong episode
He was also charged with possessing child pornography
>>63143224
It's a place where you have anonymous sex, with glory holes and whatnot.
