Be careful sir, the bucket is hot!
Dont sweat it, hand em right over here.
>>63132059
Thanks for the heads up, pham
I AIN'T TOUCHIN' THAT GOD DAMN NIGGERCORN
Thanks boy I mean sir.
>>63132059
>that'll be $27.50
how am i suppose to respond to this?
with a stupid post like "so am i" or a use a shitty meme like baneposting and incorporate it here?
"hot..for you"
>>63132059
Thanks friendly cinema kiosk man.
>>63132059
Um, that's a basket.
>>63132059
thanks f a m
>>63132059
Okay, Thanks
\thread
>>63132117
We apologize sir.
We appreciate your business and will get you a new server and a new bucket of popcorn ASAP.
>>63132059
Thank you, boy.
>>63132059
I smell a lot of unfunny samefag in this hole.
>tfw the bucket is never hot
>tfw the popcorn isn't even warm
>tfw my local doesn't even pop their own popcorn - they buy in bulk
>>63132059
I ordered crab legs, you douchenozzle.
>>63132206
welcome to neo-neo/tv/
>>63132059
Thank you, Taye Diggs.
Here's a shiny penny for you
> here's your popcorn sir, that'll be $7.50
> Cool man, I have too much spare change... can I give you $12.50 and you give me back a $5 bill?
> I..... ummmmm..... wait.. you want a $5 back?
> uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... 12 minus 7.... I'm not sure if..... if I can do this....
> lemme.... lemme go get my manager
>>63132220
>by the time the movie starts the popcorn is gummy and the butter is cold and is only on the bottom of the bag
>>63132059
STOP FUCKING MY WIFE REEEEE
>be me
>at local cinēmá
>I go to concessions
>"Could I have some crab legs and butter for my falcon?"
>Girl at counter gives me a confused look
>My falcon is gone
>I forget I'm no longer browsing /tv/
>She asks "did you bring a bird in here sir"
>"How else could I bypass the NSP"
>Get nervous, think I'm about to be escorted out because my falcon is gone
>She's gotten kind of pale and gives me a worried look
>I start running because I'm embarrassed and I hide in a theater playing Inside Out
>The voices and the colors on the screen are too much for me, I can't do this without my falcon friend
>People start complaining about the smell
>Actual security guards stop the movie and escort me out
>I've shit myself and I'm almost entirely naked
>"MY FALCON, YOU BASTARDS....REEEEEEEEEEE"
>I slip into unconsciousness
>When I wake up outside the theater unconscious I can't be sure if any of it really happened
>Haven't gone back just to be safe
>>63132289
lol
12.5 / 10
I actually work a part time job in a theater during holidays
Am I a walking meme ?
>>63132289
>work as a cashier
>terrible at math in my head
Feels stupid man
>>63132289
Best response to this meme yet
>>63132059
What are you waiting for? Dig in son
>Sir! Sir! I asked for double helpings of black man-bull semen and clearly you only provided one! My wife and her son are VERY dissatisfied! I need to speak to your handler at once!
>>63132440
Why are blacks celebrating Thanksgiving? There were no blacks involved. Cultural appropriation at its worst.
>>63132289
Why can't niggers math? Is it because of their TBB?
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.
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* tiny black brains
The thing I hated about cinema work, the fucking service people, cops, medical personnel who'd flash a badge and just expect a discount. Fuck you.
>>63132289
I've worked in retail
Fuck you I'm not the bank
>>63132220
You think that's bad? My local doesn't even hire a penis inspector, you have to do it yourself and fill out a form.
>>63132289
Well son. You can't do any real work, and you can't do basic algebra.
I would never hire you if you were white or asian but you see, we got these 'special' quotas to fill... so...
Welcome aboard!
>>63132406
i usually just wait about two minutes in silence after people give me money because they ALWAYS hand me money saying "there you go out of five!" and then suddenly remember they have change or have smaller bills they want to get rid of after i'm done totaling up the change and about to close the register.
>>63132496
Daily reminder BBC = TBB
>can I have some ... uh .... sweet corn?
Uh sure, just go down to the fucking farmers market and buy some.
>LARGE POPCORN AND A DIET COKE PLEASE
>>63132767
All we have is diet Pepsi, is that okay?
>>63132502
>mfw flash my badge and get free large popcorn
>mfw pull you over on your way home later anyway and arrest you
>>63132788
WHAT ?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE LEMME SEE A MANAGER
I WANT FREE TICKETS
>>63132767
>Can I have a large drink but can you mix it? One third Coke Zero, one third Sprite and one third Fanta?
Is this butter made from organic grass fed, multi colored, politically correct cows?
Cause that's the only type of butter I take with my corn.
Thanks, ni- ...Uh, I mean person of color.
>>63132814
DI'N DO NUFFIN!
>yellow popcorn
Thank you, where are the falcon perches again if I may ask?
why do you /v/ nerds ruin everything for this board?
>>63132931
Get back to your Brendan Fraiser threads, faggot/
>>63132912
my god
>>63132943
why? did you already get bored of spamming them you cancerous 2014 poster?
>>63132059
Why thank you very much, m'good sir.
*hands him a tip*
*tips fedora*
>>63132097
you're just asking to be in front of the bullet proof glass
I'd like a large bucket of kangaroo fingers please, Tyrone.
>>63132220
i really doubt they buy pre-popped popcorn in bulk, anon
>>63133498
They ship it in on huge pallets. I've been there early enough to see it. It's not just a huge square of compressed popcorn if that's what your thinking, it comes in separate bags stacked to about 6ft.
Can I have my crab legs friend
>>63132912
uuuuh
uuuuh
XXY
>>63132353
Lmao
>Used to work at a theater
>Family brought a bucket to us
>Covered in hair, grease, and popcorn from X amount of months ago
>Employee handbook and even bottom of the bucket says we can outright refuse to handle the bucket if deemed unsanitary
>Fuck it
>Decide to refuse them service, offer them to go clean it at home
>They ask if they can clean it in the bathroom
>Tell them no, that they just brought it into a public restroom where the sink is the most germ filled environment
>They end up buying a $18 combo of Popcorn and drinks over a $4 bucket refill
Kek that job was the shit at times.
