It's time to revive Brendan Fraser's career once and for all!
#NoBrendanNoMummy
He should be the next Felix Leiter guy for James Bond
>>63126934
It's his Birthday soon. Spread the word; we're going to have a big party.
Give it a rest ChamCham
Am I the only one here who doesn't like the Mummy movies and thinks Brendan is a mediocre actor?
>>63126995
gtfo doug walker
>>63126995
shut your fucking mouth
>>63126995
kill yourself
>>63126995
The Mummy is literally the spiritual 4th Indiana Jones movie
>>63126995
What the fuck did you say brah?
>>63126995
Are you threatening me?
>>63126968
thanks chamcham
well, ladies?
is he right?
>>63127078
very much this
>>63127279
don't be rude chamcham, we only want your best
>>63126995
YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT
>>63126934
Let's write emails to Warner Bros?
>>63127279
Why does Brendan not want his career back in action?
>>63127279
I've been out of the meme loop, who is ChamCham?
>>63127889
Brendan himselflurk moar
>>63127889
He's very obviously Brendan and even is a long-time thunderbirds fan which Brendan also was.
What's amazing is that we have the power to literally revive the guy's career. If we shill him hard enough, kike producers will find out and think he's getting really popular with the crowd and they'll cast him.
>>63127279
how many posts does this guy have?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niEThcBak-4
FIFTY THOUSAND?
>>63128019
>which Brendan also was
come on he's not dead YET
JUST
MUMMIFY
MY
>>63126995
fuck you you fucking retard
>>63128170
From youtube comments
>FUCK MY WIFE IN MY BEDROOM
>THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
>ALIMONY, HAIR RECEDING
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE'S STILL CHEATING
>>63128231
SHIT
>>63128398
that's not "from youtube", that's ancient /tv/ pasta, newfriend
post your rarest brendan
>>63126995
Yes, and please return to reddit where you can talk about the newest memevies
>>63128590
>>63128590
Ive never understood this meme, can someone explain to me what happened to Brendan Fraser in full and why /tv/ cares so much?
>>63126934
Who's more pathetic: Brendan or Latza?
>>63128590
JEST
>>63128662
the other guy since no one knows who he is
>>63128662
brendan was millionarie and famous, he probably had some wild bi sex
>>63128590
I need some rare brendans
>>63128590
fresh oc
>>63128653
google "how the jew killed brendan fraser"
I SAID JUST
there's a shortage of new quality brendans
>>63128725
SCREW
>>63127279
>sheev /v/edditor getting BTFO by based BrenBren
my fucking sides
>>63128662
Latza, easy. Brendan use to be
>Rich
>Popular
>Buff as fuck
>Had women wanting to fuck him on every street corner
It just ended badly.
>>63128792
THINGS
>>63128836
DOWN
>>63127889
Brendan lost his mind and developed a split personality as an imdb autist who obsessively posts about himself.
can we save him bros?
>>63126934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x59kS2AOrGM
>Not having felt joy in years, Brendan turns to increasingly more potent drugs to trick his brain into releasing a few precious drops of seratonin
>he'd just bought his first load of heroin in the hopes this would work where the other drugs had started to stop.
>as he boils up the H in the spoon, he puts this music on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpw5Vmc53-s
>He looks at his appartment, all he had left was a matress and an old CRT tv with built in DVD player with a collection of his old films. He'd sold everything else to pay for the alimony and drugs
>he shoots up the heroin, feeling a strange sense of joy that he'd been craving for months now.
>he wanders over to the bathroom, looks in the mirror to check his ever receeding hairline
>He looks down at his hands as clumps of hair start falling out of his hands as he lifts up his fringe to check where it started today.
>He looks up into the mirror and sees his bloodshoot eyes, and the needle prick on his forearm of where he'd just shot up.
>He punches the mirror, shattering it and cutting his wrist badly in the process
>he tries to stem the bleeding, but thinks "what's the point?" deciding to just let the blood flow.
>As he starts blacking out from the bloodloss, the chorus hits
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY, IT CANT BE THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO SAD.
>>63130659
holy hell how bad can these pics get
>>63130659
>>63130839
I made a song for Based Brendan
#noBrendanNoMummy
>>63126934
I don't know if you guys are just having a laff, but is there any indication the Mummy reboot is even based on the version with O'Connell? Isn't it just going to be working on the basic concept that even that was built from with new original characters?
>>63130659
Wow what happened to him?
>A NEW MUMMY MOVIE
HOLY SHIT
>>63131045
You don't get it, Brendan needs this. Look at his imdb page. 1 movie coming out, that's it. He needs the money man.
>>63131072
>>63131083
>>63131090
That money's just going to go to his wife though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbFg3rE-nsk
It's finished, he can't keep starting over
>>63131131
>mummy reboot
>gets money
>gets recognition
>more work
>gets more money
>Brendan redeemed from JUST
Maybe the best way to save him is with a mercy kill
Are you guys so young that you don't know that the 90s Mummy was a reboot?
"Fucking my shit up was a mistake."
- Gino Digiannantonio
>>63131041
dank
>>63131270
>hey everybody look at le me xD I am le old, i have less time left in this world, thats le cool i guess omg
WHERE IS THE UPVOTE BUTTON WHEN YOU NEED IT?
>>63131241
I'm 19
So yes.
>>63131090
HE NEED MO' MONEY FOR DEM ALIMONIES
>>63131458
REMEMBER THE ALIMONY
>>63131119
Get that cunt off this thread. Can't look at him anymore after what he did to Brendan
Is /tv/ hype for Brendan's next movie?
>>63126934
At least give him a cameo... WTF?
Put a wig on him and do make up. At least pay him for a proper passing of the torch.
>>63126934
why would you do that? every cent he ears go to his slut ex wife
What did he mean by this?
>>63132514
If you know the ChamChamCode, you can pick out the right letters in his tweets to say ENDITIAMTOOWEAK
>>63126934
Let's do this bros, it's time
>>63127279
>someone told ChamCham about 4chan
Fun ruining fagots
>>63132627
>>63128590
how many brendan threads are up right now?
>>63126968
We need to stop fucking dicking around and make a big /tv/ card it's the only way to save him
>>63126995
No, tho i like the mummy movies. He's terrible and deserving of his career
>>63131183
and...maybe...afford a hair transplant?
>>63132841
yo momma is deserving of this mah dick
>>63126995
Check yourself before you wreck yourself, fuccboi.
>>63128590
>>63128077
>>63128077
No, we need to make him being a success a meme on the level of Baneposting.
If we could crash a plane with no survivors, we can revive his career. We just better hope that the JUST meme hasn't been projected irl and Brendan isn't in a permanent state of JUSTed
Wait, chamcham is brendan for real?
>>63134290
He's probably got plenty of free time, he has the same interests as Brendan, and he talks the same way as Brendan. No proof, but the correlations are hard to disregard.
PLEASE
>mfw
If his ex-wife dies will he be free?
Hey guys
>>63135007
Are you gonna be bond next, cruise?
It's him. It's gotta be. It's fucking gotta be.
anyone have that birthday card pic someone made for him?
can you spot it?
I WANT BRENDAN FOR MY MUMMY!
>>63135109
>>63135109
Are the Alimonies a native tribe?
>>63135109
>>63135109
>>63126995
hahahah FUCK YOU
>>63126995
>not liking Brendan and Weisz
>not liking that great chemistry
>not liking the well timed jokes
>not liking the perfect pearly white teeths of all the actors in the movie
>not liking Billy Zane pretend to be Arnold Vosloo
How pleb can you get?
>>63126995
fuck off Afton you fucking worthless whore
>>63135132
I want to believe
Brendan will become a very successful anime voice actor
Check em
>>63126995
HOL UP. I know you aint talking shit about Brendan.
>>63135380
Look at his posts, the replies all yell that it's him.
He even knows shit about how Brendan spoke Russian phonetically and it wasn't dubbed in Bedazzled. What sane person knows this kind of information save for Brendan?
>>63135401
>01
So I tried to create something. Those of you who actually know how to use photoshop will probably be able to do a much better job
>>63135198
Aright I laughed hard
Cmon now this is getting out of hand this man needs our help /tv/
>>63135443
I'm not surprised, IMDB has some obsessed fans that make /tv/ look normal
>>63132514
>you will never play goon of fortune with brendan to help him cope with his troubles
That's a feel I never thought I'd have
>>63135552
Good work, anon.
>>63135630
But, it doesn't make sense why this person is so damn obsessed when they rated most of Brendan's under 5 stars when the Twilight movies came in 7 or above stars.
I'm convinced ChamCham is Brendan and is being modest about his own movies.
Monkeybone deserves a higher rating than a 3 you fuck!
>>63132514
>>63136016
that's sad :{
If /tv/ can generate enough memetic energy to crash a plane, surely it can revive a single man's career.
>>63126934
You know it's not like he's a bad actor.
He really doesn't deserve this. More proof that nice guys finish last.
>>63132708
lmao
I want to see a biopic of Saint Brendan, starring Brendan "Just" Fraser
>In 484 AD Brendan was born in Tralee, in County Kerry, in the province of Munster, in the south-west of Ireland.[6]
>St. Brendan is chiefly renowned for his legendary journey to the Isle of the Blessed as described in the ninth century Voyage of St Brendan the Navigator. Many versions exist that tell of how he set out onto the Atlantic Ocean with sixteen pilgrims (other versions have fourteen, plus three unbelievers who join at the last minute) searching for the Garden of Eden.[10] One of these companions is said to have been Saint Malo, the namesake of Saint-Malo. If it happened, this would have occurred sometime between AD 512–530, before his travel to the island of Great Britain. On his trip, Brendan is supposed to have seen Saint Brendan's Island, a blessed island covered with vegetation. He also encountered a sea monster, an adventure he shared with his contemporary Saint Columba. The most commonly illustrated adventure is his landing on an island which turns out to be a giant sea monster called Jasconius or Jascon.
>On the Kerry coast, he built a currach-like boat of wattle, covered it with hides tanned in oak bark softened with butter, set up a mast and a sail. He and a small group of monks fasted for forty days, and after a prayer upon the shore, embarked in the name of the Trinity.[8] The account is characterized by a great deal of literary license and contains references to hell where “great demons threw down lumps of fiery slag from an island with rivers of gold fire” and “great crystal pillars.” Many now believe these to be references to the volcanic activity around Iceland, and to icebergs.[9]
It would be perfect for Brendan: a lighthearted historical adventure with an uplifting moral theme: perseverance for your friends and faith in God
>>63136296
It's more "idiot nice guys finish last." He would have absolutely zero problems if he could judge character enough to see Ashton was a no-go. His career would have died either way, he was pure teeny-bopper and The Mummy was only a momentary revival, but he'd be able to skirt by the rest of his life and possibly have a loving family.
>>63136012
Maybe he really didn't like his own movies? That's how he really feels about them.
Or it's to lower suspicion that it's the real Brendan.
>>63135950
thanks fäm
>>63135276
>Finding out these are two different people
>>63126968
Why the fuck haven't we started making a card? What the fuck
>>63128398
Fuck that song, stole from Iron Maiden's Infinite Dreams song. The riff is the same thing on both.
>>63132817
>>63137669
what should be on the card? Brendan deserves only the best
>>63126995
Excuse me?
>>63137835
Staple his ex wifes toe too the card. That'll cheer him up
>>63127078
This here senpai
Now treasure hunter movies "literally my favorite genre" are fucking dead
>>63137835
Let's write songs for him
>>63138045
Why the fuck did you remind me
>brendanfraser.com
>hasn't been updated in 10 years
>still states he's married to Afton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticDqQNvSF8
Fuck I just want to give him a bottle of whisky and a handgun
>>63135175
kek
>>63127279
>unironically posting on imdb forums
SOMEONE HELP ME
OH PLEASE GOD HELP ME
>>63127889
ChamCham is indeed the big guy
>>63138206
SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY
>>63126968
>>63126968
Cheer up, Brendan! We're crowdfunding December's alimony payment for you! Happy birthday!
>>63126995
>doesn't like the Mummy movies
I JUST WANT... TO... DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5I-V3pcbjQ
Some fangirl non-ironically made this video it's beautiful
>>63138890
>CLUB BRENDAN
>Aww, so sweet ! Brendan likes this video ! Big thumbs up.
>Brendan likes this video !
ChamCham strikes again
>knowing all this about the divorce
Brendan confirmed
>>63126995
You're not. I'm with you. I just never cared enough to opine about it.
>>63139023
ONLY four more years!
>>63139078
>yfw Trump gets elected and his first act is to revoke Brendan's alimony
>>63139023
>50 000 monthly alimony payments over 4 years = 2, 4000 000
>net worth 25,000 000
And you clowns are talking about saving this fucking hack?
I'm sure he, and his millions will be just fine.
>>63139274
Why does he look like he's got terminal cancer if he has all that money?
>>63126995
Kill yourself, edgy faggot.
>>63139274
That woman sure does look selfless and honest
>>63139023
>Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
>>63132514
>I am ready to make MORE BABIES!
>>63126995
The Mummy was one of the most shameful and disgusting movies my eyes have ever laid sight on. Never has a piece film caused so much distress as that heaping pile of horseshit. Brendan is trash too
>>63139274
Hello Afton
>>63127279
>tfw that's my Sheev account
Why doesn't he just leave the US and go into ambiguity somewhere else like Europe? I mean does alimony follow you overseas?
Breaking news, as ChamCham explains why we won't see Brendan in any more of the Mummy films.
>>63139274
Does anyone JUST want to drop that smug cunt ex-wife of his out of a fucking plane?
I can't stand her face.
>>63144422
>Because of medical issues Brendan has been advised not to do his own stunts anymore which is why he is no longer doing action films.
JUST
Give it up jokers, you can't save Brendan. It would be foolhardy to try.
GIVE UP!
>>63135161
>>63128686
top fucking kek
>>63126995
fuck off nigger
>>63126934
Have you guys gone to
http://ww w.brendanfraser.com/
to check on his latest?
>>63144940
ahhahahahahha holy fucking shit that awful page
really JUST
>>63144940
>In 1998 Brendan was married to the lovely, funny and intuitive Afton. In the last year alone they have made their home(s) in Los Angeles, London, Sydney, Ho Chi Minh City and other far-flung locales. Now in 2001 Brendan comes full circle as he fulfills his early aspirations, opening this fall on London's West End in a stage production of Tennessee Williams' Pulitzer Prize winning play CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF.
>2001
that was 25 years ago
>>63144613
Who could be behind this post...
>>63128742
his smile and optimism: gone
>>63130659
>>63131072
>what happened to him?
FUCKING KEK
>>63145137
hahaha what the fuck is this picture real?
is that guy some kind of party dentist?
>>63145830
He looks JUST but Dr Gino is alpha as fuck
>>63126995
>>63128590
>>63146309
JUST dentist guy seems like he leads a pretty fun life tbqh
>>63126995
never really cared for them, but there are plenty of people with less talent that him enjoying decent careers.
>>63146435
ofc he's a private practice doctor (teeth lmfao lolol) with ridiculously good looks
>>63146309
I wonder if he knows he's an epic mene.
>>63126995
plebians please get out of my board, thanks
>>63146548
>with ridiculously good looks
lets not get carried away here, hes not that good looking.
>>63146739
Pretty good for a non-celebrity, we're biased from always seeing movie stars here.
>>63126934
I did my part. https://twitter.com/cbanks420lol/status/670948907040579584
>>63146806
you're doing god's work
>>63146785
HE IS AN OVERLY ARCHAIC CROMAGNID; HE IS PHYSICALLY UGLY; YOUR AESTHETIC SENSIBILITY IS DISTORTED, OR UNDERDEVELOPED.
>>63146739
he's hot as fuck
>>63146941
>nameshit opinions
>mattering
>>63146630
He is aware. Some of his family members saw it and told him.
>>63146957
Fix your vision, or your brain, man.
>>63147086
oh I see the problem
This ChamCham thing has pushed the Brendan meme up a level
>>63145137
he looks like those fucking pygmies from the mummy returns
I refuse to believe ChamCham is Brendan. It's just way too depressing. I'd like to think he's a hyperautist who's obsesed with him for some reason.
>>63139160
kek
>>63136178
That took years and years of shit posting. We're looking at at least another 3 till we build enough
>>63136433
Sounds good SENPAI. I 'd watch it
>>63139160
i would vote the shit out of trump if that were true
What do people think of this Mummy 4 idea?
>>63147672
forgot to link it
http://justiceavenger.deviantart.com/art/The-Mummy-4-530384048
>>63127889
Some autist who is literally obsessed with BF. I doubt it's actually him
>>63147696
>I choose Ramesses II to be the main Antagonist because he almost took over the world and that’s incredible
>ruled Egypt, Nubia, and parts of Syria/Palestine
>almost took over the world
this guy is priceless
MODS pls give us birthday sticky for Brendan on 3rd of December
>>63126968
Brendan and his whore ex-wife share the same birthday. Who knew?
>Afton
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807211/
>Brendan
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/
>>63134290
No. Hes just obsessed to the point where hes probably watched every movie, interview, commentary, read every tweet etc
>>63135443
>sane person
Theres your answer
>>63135443
if you'd ever encountered one, you'd know there are people literally obsessed with celebrities like you wouldn't believe, fixated to the point of ultimate spookiness
this is one of these people
very often they create fanfiction set in the world of fantasy their object of fixation played a role in and create self-inserts that get off with the character the actor they're obsessed with portrays
why isn't janny deleting these threads? Brendan was rarely tolerated before
>>63148475
The tide's turning, Brendan will rise again.
>>63148591
the fraser rises!
>>63148182
>she even took his birthday
Incredible.
>>63148182
>those black hands
this is too perfect
>>63135573
Even his eyebrows are balding
Why do so many of the JUST candidates have alimony?
FUCK
>>63136433
>tfw this will never be made
>>63147054
Do we have proof of this?
>ctrl+f "wake up"
>0 results
Somebody post it!
>>63131241
Yeah and the original sucked.
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knew I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucKed me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucKed me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucKed me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucKed me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knew I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucKed me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucKed me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucKed me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
Realistically, how could Brendan make a comeback?
I'm thinking starring role in a Netflix original series.
IT'S ALIMONY, THEN.
>>63126968
>Brendan begs strangers on the internet to send him birthday cards because he has absolutely no close personal relationships since the divorce
This isn't funny anymore. It's just depressing
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH
>>63151429
Nobody knows this song.
>>63128171
LOL i fucking love these threads
If you could choose one of the following to happen which one would it be:
>Brendan finds out about Justposting
>CIA finds out about Baneposting
>>63151579
JUST FUCK MY EMPIRE UP.
>>63151660
>Brendan finds out about Justposting
>CIA finds out about Baneposting
Both of those have already happened.
>>63151660
Brendan because Aidan already knows about baneposting and us
>>63151686
source on this?
>>63151660
Brendan finding out about JUSTposting just because it would likely have a real impact on him. We could save his life.
How can you see into my wallet like open doors? Leading you down you Jewing whore where I've become so numb Without a role my career's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Sign my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Keked by my kid's mum (I can't wake up) My hairline's come undone (Save me) Save me from the no-one I've become
>>63151715
We've sent him cards and his wife has confirmed receiving them
>>63151686
I know Big Guy knows but CIA as well???
>>63144556
Only if I can shoot her first.
>>63151429
underrated
>>63135109
working the cia brendan, love it!
>>63151749
his video for the refugee crisis in syria is full of baneposting comments. there's no way he doesn't know by now. but he probably thinks we're all assholes making fun of drowned children now
>>63152011
You don't get to bring rafts.
>>63152050
looks like you got your boy drowned
what's the next step in your dental plan?
