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This shit can't possibly be selling at all, no woman would ever try to look like those and there's no logic in branding makeup with Star Wars otherwise. Utterly bewildering.
>>63124794
I bought star wars cereal and a storm trooper mug. I find both to be pretty ridiculous
>daddy, buy those batteries!!
>>63125227
fucking hell
HP Ink Cartridges. I shit you not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSRxoZJdGw
I quite like this subway cantina commercial.
O2 advert where C3P0 and R2D2 meet BB-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EeJhfou7c
>>63125483
>red arm
what
>>63125531
Welcome to 6 months ago, or whenever the red arm was shown
>>63125531
That's how he looks in the new trilogy. It's just so they can release a new figurine of him that isn't exactly the same as the ones they've released for the previous movies.
>>63125531
why not? he had a silver leg in the A New Hope.
>>63125483
C3P0 had a hard life
>>63125531
He's now Punished "Venom" C-3P0.
>>63125336
I-is Leia a transgender negro?
>>63125336
They're marketing with Subway. Every single movie that has ever had a Subway tie-in has been an unmitigated piece of shit. Prove me wrong.
PROTIP: You can't.
>>63125333
jesus christ
>>63125734
>>63125740
"Master Luke, I'm afraid I'm already a Sith Lord. Oh, how dreadful!"
>>63125793
It's Disney.
After McDonald's got shit, they cancelled their contract and have been selling cheapass bags at Subway.
The BRAVE promotion was cute.
>>63125793
I can't even think of other subway movie tie ins.
>>63125531
Punished "Venom" C-3PO
A Fallen Legend
batteries
>>63125707
I must have seen A New Hope dozens of times since I was a kid in the 80s and never noticed the silver leg. Wow.
>>63126043
Pretty much every Disney movie. Frankenweenie, Wreck it Ralph, Lone Ranger, Guardians of the Galaxy, Age of Ultron, Inside Out, Star Wars, etc.
They also did Land of the Lost, Green Lantern and Hunger Games, from what I can see on google
>>63126330
well it blends in a little better in a lot of scenes. You barely notice it here
>>63125531
STANDING
>>63126497
ON THE EDGE
>>63126861
OF THE HIGH GROUND
>>63127023
LIKE THE BIG GUYS ONCE SAID
The Campbell's one is the only one that really pisses me off. I haven't seen many of the other ones that exist, though.
>>63127056
AND THE YOUNGLINGS, ARE ALL COLD NOW
>>63127056
Who is this attractive female?
>>63127160
Stephanie Joosten, AKA Silent, the snipper from Alloy Sprocket Firm 5: The Ghostly Discomfort.
http://coub.com/view/89x9w
>>63127068
I've only seen it once and actually laughed at how hard they're trying. I have friends who won't believe me that it exists.
>>63127331
For me it's not even the two guys that make it an awful ad, it's the whole campaign of "for real, real life!" that ruins it.
>>63127098
NO MORE GOODSHEEV, AND THE DINDU IS DEAD
>>63125743No desu senpai baka
>>63127098
NO MORE PADME, AND THE GUNGANS ARE DEAD
>>63125793
Inside Out had a Subway promotion you piece of shit
>>63126357
>>63126357
Terminator 2 had some obvious Subway promotion
Your argument has been invalidated
>>63125483
PUNISHED "VENOM" 3PO
A MASTER OF WORDS AND HUMAN CYBORG RELATIONS
Two gay guys confuse their adopted bastard. Sadistic fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
>>63127654
I saw this on tv and immediately wondered what kind of shitfit /tv/ would throw over it.
>>63127493
>>63127526
WHISPERS, IIIIN THE SAAAAND, TELL THE TALE
OF THE MOTHER GOOOONE
ROUGHNESS, AND THE COARSENESS
I DON'T LIKE IT, IT GETS EVERYWHEEEEERE
>>63127812
WATCHING, FROM THE EDGE OF THE SENATE
>>63127654
It wouldn't even be so bad if they didn't do such a hamfisted method of doing so. Like hey we can show a dad and his son... all of a sudden... FUCK YOU BIGOTS.
Good thing Campbell soup is shit anyway and only poor people buy it.
>>63127901
FOR TREASON TO BEGIN
JEDI MASTERS, DRAW THEIR SWORDS
FROM THEIR BELTS,'CUZ THIS PARTY'S OVEEER
>>63128050
I'M SIDIOUUUUUS
I'M VIIIIILE
I'M HACKING UP, JEDIIIIIIS
>>63124794
Cheesestrings is the most awful one I have seen over here in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBHs6oMSKg
>>63128168
>That pussy on a pedestal ending
Fuckin Kay Jewels made Star Wars diamond bracelets
>>63125333
>>63124907
>go to CVS with gf
>OHH LOOK ANON! THEY HAVE THE STAR WARS MAKE-UP I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
>Which should I get? C3PO lip-stick or Jar Jar Mascara?
STAR WARS = DROPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDD!
FUCK THIS SHIT!
>>63128117
A HEART OF SPINNING TRICKS
>>63125740
Fucking exactly what I was thinking.
>>63128205
Wow you weren't kidding.
>hi, give me your cheese string
Why have shitty generic drinking water when I could get the official Star Wars: The Force Awakens™ shitty generic drinking water?
those Yoda vodafone ads (not really for Force Awakens I guess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYk8ywCzHTU
>>63126156
>>63125740
>it's even the left arm
I'm dying.
Canadian here. Do you guys have the Chewbacca Shreddies?
>>63128615
>it has BB-8 on the bottles
I would buy it tbqh
>>63127654
> LOOK WE'RE GAY BTFO CHRISTFAGS LOL
Has there ever been a more transparent attempt to drum up free outrage-publicity. If this one doesn't make the news they'll probably put the poor kid in a slave-Leia outfit and see how that goes.
>>63128857
It's 2015 sempai, gay marriage is legal in all of the United States and Canada. What the hell is wrong with you being a dumb homophobe, anyways?
>>63128752
We have bottle water.
>>63128433
lel drop your pleb gf instead
>>63127921
They have good cream of mushroom, but that could be my childhood talking.
>>63128615
> mwf ameriturds need a reminding that tells them not to swallow the plastic bottle cap
>>63128645
Those were strange because of how late they were. Not even tying into a film or a game or anything.
>>63128997
>not knowing it's telling new parents to be careful because babies put all kinds of shit in their mouths
Niagra just doesn't wanna get sued.
>>63128997
>any year
>any day
>any time
>come on 4chan
>europeans being obsessed with america again
i'm tired of this meme. don't you guys have anything going on over there?
>>63129126
It's almost entirely americans doing it. I'm fucking positive of this.
This board needs flags.
>>63128908
>"niggara" Star Wars bottled water
Why am I surprised?
Those walmart ones were annoying
>>63129155
lol never change, yurostan
>>63124794
I want all the lipsticks. The mascaras are so fucking stupid though. They're all the same, the only difference is the quotes written on them.
>>63128615
Enriched with midichlorians for taste.
>>63124794
What's with star wars trying to get the female audience? It's clear they're pushing it but why bother?
Pic related
>>63129350
Man, sometimes I just don't get you guys.
Like, they're trying to teach young kids how to program. Using Star Wars.
That's like one of the best things Disney could do with Star Wars. And you're telling me all you can think about is how hard they're trying to push the female audience? It's still a series about space magicians fighting with laser swords.
>>63129350
To get girls to go see Star Wars
What kind of retarded question is that?
It's not like star wars is some hardcore sci-fi , it's a space fantasy movie full of cute robots, funny aliens, and weird outfits. If anything I can see girls getting more into star wars than capeshit or LOTR.
>>63128886
It was clearly going for shock value.
Reminds me of the boondocks comic where the characters finally found a movie that didn't involve any blacks, which ensured that no politically correct statements were ever going to be made while they watched it.
At this point minorities, be they sexual, ethnic, or cultural, are basically just being used as tools for personal agendas.
The fags in the soup commercial were not portrayed as normal people. They were portrayed specifically because they were faggots. It was literally the punchline of their ad.
That's not progress. That's pandering. And the worst panderers are labeled the champions of this "progressive" bullshit.
>>63124794
Girl on the far right is at least based on a character from the Force Unleashed
>>63129865
If they don't want to see it they shouldn't be pushed into setting it.
>>63130070
its called marketing
>>63130070
you could say the exact same thing about us. why is disney pushing so hard to market this movie to us?
oh right, because we're gonna go see it. the same thing applies to women.
the force awakens is one of those few films that sparks interest across all age groups, both genders.
I would buy and use star wars makeupand im not a girl
>>63129865
>women would rather see ugly aliens and old Harrison Ford than muscular men in costumes or Aragorn
Anon, women only watch movies if the male leads are attractive enough. Han Solo is why women pretend to like Star Wars.
I'm almost thankful I live in a third world country and I can only afford raw stuff.
>>63126400
I think the odd colouration of the Special Edition releases made it less visible
>>63130194
>third worlders will never know the glory of walking around in a crowded walmart in the morning, plastered with star wars in every single aisle, every single facet of life somehow marketable with Star Wars characters on it.
at least you guys get to watch the movie
>>63130185
>tfw sister is a dyke and says she isn't interested in the new Star Wars movie because the main girl isn't hot enough
>recently switch ISP
>let them talk me into basic cable bundle
>haven't watched live tv in years
>had adblock since it was a thing
>instinctively avoid hype and shill threads online
>don't care enough to watch trailers online
>see first star wars ad on tv today
It looks pretty fucking awful tbqh guys.
>>63130329
>at least you guys get to watch the movie
Not really.
I actually watched all the 6 movies to see what is all the fuzz about and it's really bad.It's basically a capeshit in space.
Maybe it's not my thing.
>>63130438
>he doesn't realize that capeshit in space is why everyone is in love with Star Wars
it's literally space magicians killing each other with laser sabers. in other words it's actually the greatest film franchise ever made
this is why we're going to leave third worlders on Earth when America colonizes space
>>63130438
>the patricians are really just 3rd world refugees
Explains a lot.
>>63130185
yeah you may be right anon
Isaac is the closest this movie has to a attractive male, shouldve cast Chris Pratt as Finn
>>63130382
It's going to be the highest grossing film franchise in history and no one cares what you think. You're a beta male and your sperm will not reproduce into the next generation. My child my gf is pregnant with will watch Star Wars with us when she grows up though.
>>63125227
>Duracell
That's pretty funny, back in the day it was Energizer who landed the advertising deal with Star Wars.
>>63130438
Yeah imagine star wars may not have the same excitement when you have to fight off tigers and child soldiers every day
>>63130604
But Duracell™ keeps your lightsaber burning for up to 15 hours longerthan objectively inferior zinc batteries!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC0pUpxNYM
>>63130607
You kill even one of those child soldiers and the mission is over.
>>63129350
That is the perfect way to use Star Wars. I'm not sure what's wrong with you.
>>63130724
>sheev just salting the fuck out of that younglings wound
Is there anything this man can't do?
>>63129350
That leia is 100/10, why was the original so 0/10
>>63130793
3d girls disgusting
>>63130874
actually considering thats a 3d render my joke doesn't work. sorry senpai
>>63130793
confirmed for shit taste.
>>63129980
You pander to sell. You pander to progress. That's market 101.
yup starwars lightsabe bbq tongs
MOTHER FUCKING TONGS
>>63131426
If it's supposed to be normal, then one has to wonder why it needs selling in the first place.
>not wear ur starwars CROCS to the premier in late decemeber
>>63131496
That's actually not weird. Fits right in with the Enterprise pizza cutter or even the fishing pole pit lighter.
>>63124907
>implying the make up has to be applied directly like pic related.
>>63131535
They still make those fucking things? I remember when they sold crocs butter.
Fucking crocs butter. That's how godawful those shitty shoes were. Who the fuck wants a shoe that you have to butter?
>>63131505
thats not how marketing works though
most people, especially older generations don't follow movies before release. They'll just check the showtime listings and go with whatever they know and what was marketed to them the most. Star Wars fits with the young adult market pretty well so they want to harry potter/hunger games audience in seats. Not every woman seeing the hunger games or twilight has read the books, so they need to be invited into this fandom
>not shit posting from your starwars laptop
boxers that have Captain Phasma and Rey hovering around the crotch area. Kind of want them.
>>63131857
Link?
>>63126212
COOL POST M8!!1
>>63131846
at least it doesn't look especially awf-
>trench run touchpad
MOTHERFUCKER
>>63131846
i feel a sudden urge to give jewish people my money
>>63132590
Fuck, he's even wearing glasses.
This is the funniest fucking thing.
>>63125333
>better effects than the prequels
>>63132908
I remember that thread.
>>63133046
Does anyone have the one about Dooku's dick?
>>63131335
HOLY FUCK!
They look immense!
>>63124907
How virgin are you? Have you ever looked a woman in the face?
>>63133326
True works of art. She never showed them either.
I don't know guys, I kind of like these cheesy promotional deals. They give me the same warm fuzzy feeling i get during the national anthem
>>63124794
The worst part is that the lipstick tubes don't look like lightsaber handles. I thought that would be "Star Wars Makeup Tie-Ins 101."
That duracell commercial with the lightsabers is cute, in a child's imagnation sort of way.
>>63134945
I haven't felt this fuzzy feeling sense they put Darth Vader on everything for Revenge of the Sith.
>>63132199
found this picture for ants
>Disney is spending more on marketing their movie than on the film itself
>>63130724
What do you mean thats the perfect use?
What if Patrick Stewart dressed up as Captain Picard and began speaking in advertisements for Harvard? Would you be like 'perfect, this makes total sense'.
>>63127812
What song is this parodying? I haven't listened to top 40 since late 2006.
>>63132590
Except the white woman doesn't look apprehensive at all. Times sure have changed. :^)
>>63127654
I feel stupid because I didn't even 'get' this one at first. I thought the other man was like the other guy's brother or friend or something and was just trying to confuse/mess with the kid. Then, I was like, 'Wait, are they suppose to be The Gays?'
They're not allowed to do that on regular tv in soup commercials, r-right?
>>63138168
Yes they are allowed to do that. Commercials are starting to move towards pro-gay sentiments. Did you not understand the annoying bitch saying "for real, real life" showing that gays are in fact real life and important enough for a commercial?
>>63138450
Oh, went and watched the link. I've only seen a shorter tv spot where the first bit is shorter and the last ten seconds are omitted entirely so never saw the hashtag or slogan.
Cooper's a terrible first name desu senpai. More upset about that than the homos.
>>63126029
What happened between them and McDonald's? I remember Disney and McDs were pretty tight, they even had a special McDs at Walt Disney world.
>>63125215
>mfw I still have some lightsaber spoons from cap'n crunch cereal boxes
>>63125227
What a waste of fucking advertising dollars.
>>63130557
>The child my gf is pregnant with will watch Star Wars
Fixed that for you senpai.
