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>tfw Han Solo dies of Alzheimer's in The Force Awakens.
That can only kill you indirectly via things like self neglect, anorexia or aspiration.
If he faints at the controls, the droid would take over...
>>63117799
Alzheimer's is a terminal illness. Most people don't realise this. Your brain gradually shrinks and loses function. Eventually you're an empty shell of a person, just a body, you don't even eat unless you're intubated.
>>63116757
"It's true....all of it. The Dark Side.....The Jedi.....the.....the.....what?"
>>63118236
They better have Anthony Daniels' and J.E. Jones' voices recorded for eternal use. Then their characters will never die...
>>63118137
>dementia
>>63116757
His name is Indiana Jones.
>>63118718
>part time
>>63118682
Alzheimer's is a form of dementia you nitwit
>>63116757PART TIME
>Grampa Solo goes on another tirade about looting tombs in a galaxy far far away
>>63116757
>Never tell me the odds
>*gets glazed over look*
>*takes out cock in Millennium Falcon*
Is there any chance he actually won't die? It seems too obvious but I'm still sure it will happen.
>>63116757
>>63118236
First really funny jokes I read on /tv/ today.
>>63116757
Bullshit. He dies trying to pull the ears off a Gundark.
