what the fuck.
JUST
>>63111774
JUST
IT'S
NEGATIVE
>>63111774
JUST
FUCK
>>63111774
Seriously though, what's up with him?
>>63111833
Someone fucked his shit up.
>>63111833
SERIOUSLY JUST
>>63111843
FUCK
>>63111841
>>63111843
It's not like his hair is bad, it's just unusual.
COMBO
WELL
what's his name again?
UP
>>63111774
>please notice me again
>please notice me again
>please notice me again
>>63111833
Probably another of Sheen's victims.
He joined the Misfits
>600,000 in debt
>your net worth is more than likely higher than Drake Bells
o e u he looks just like buddy holly
lets photoshop his hair onto brendan fraser
>>63111942
if you had $1 in your pocket with 0 debt you'd be higher
homeless men are doing better comparatively
this was the lamest brag i've seen in a while
He thought being the cool guy in drake&josh would make him a natural alpha for the rest of his life. He got easy teen pussy at a young age.
Then the series ended and Josh actually put effort into his life and acting, grew taller, and lost weight. And Drake continued acting like his douchebag TV character.
> 600k in debt
> can only get shitty roles in fairly oddparents novies
> in latest one, timny dies and becomes a fairy, utilizing the original voice actor, so even if they did make mire movies, drake wouldnt even be in them
> music is one true passion but no one cares for your music
> forced to perform in malls and only few people turn out
> break wrist in dumb accident and can never even play guitar good again
Drakes had a hard life
>>63111995
Yeah Drake should have just grown taller like Josh.
>>63111988
It was meant more as an insult to how pathetic his career has become, especially if you compare it to how Josh turned out.
>I FOUND A WAY
>I FOUND A WAY
>>63112010
JUST
MAKE
MY
SHIT
TALLER
>Get some rest Josh, I found a way.
BWREEEEEEEE BWREEEEEEEEE
>>63112558
jej
>>63111774
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
the JUSTing is real
JUST
>>63111774
Nice hair. Looks like a Japanese delinquent.
>>63112790
Don't know what's up with his rockabilly look obsession
>-600k and dead career
>Megan won irl too. She is rich as fuck and is workin at NBC's Crowded
>Josh has a nice career too
Poor guy
>even Crazy Steve is better off
how long until suicide?
>>63113669
I'd watch this shit out of a curb style sitcom where drake plays himself and consistently makes poor decision that result in him being even further out of work, increasing his debt and causing him to live in disney land
>>63112020
Is Josh starring in anything legit? Last thing I've seen with him was that awful Red Dawn remake an that was years ago.
Doesn't he live in a closet at the Disney World palace or something?
GREASED LIGHTNING
R U MINE?
>>63111774
I will always respect Drake Bell because he deflowered Miranda Cosgrove and probably fucked her in her prime for years.
>>63113851
>he deflowered Miranda Cosgrove
Source?
>>63113851
I'll respect him for saying the shit that everybody who's not a self-righteous faggot was thinking about Bruce Jenner.
>>63111774
DUDE UNICORN LMAO
>>63114839
This and Justin Bieber also.
He was in that shitty LA Slasher movie. Shit film but it was entertaining watching him be a douche, though I doubt he was actually acting.
>>63111918
Underrated post
300K
>>63113755
he voices Spider-Man in that god awful animated series.
>>63111774
>Be not-that-good looking.
>Get role in a Disney show that paints you as a stud
>Suddenly a tonne of 13 year old girls want his dick
>The show loses popularity
>The fat loser gets marginally better looking
>Suddenly, Drake is the uglier of the two
>Stuck in the sexy state of mind
>He isn't sexy
>Proceeds to go insane.
This (or something very similar) has been happening to men and women since the dawn of time.
To any sexy motherfuckers in this thread, never take your beauty for granted. It is what makes you impervious to media influence and your own delusions.
>>63111870
He reinvented his image when his last album dropped and went full rockabilly in the music and his look(JUST).
I am reading the news
He will give a concert in Mexico and he will appear with Josh Peck in a new series
What's so bad?
>>63115494
that's drake
>>63113669
>>63113725
HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOL
Does anyone know if Drake is an earth rocker?
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
>>63115703
>what's so bad?
I can think of six hundred thousand things. Also that weird twitter beef with Justin Bieber and getting publically keked at his own album release party when more people showed up to crowd around one of Justin's tour vans that was parked across the street was pretty bad.
>>63115699
He looks like the guy from Grease
>>63115835
A lot of haters in this thread
He isn't in debt since he filed for bankruptcy
His wrist is almost healed and can play Guitar
He is still doing concerts and appearing in TV shows
He is more successful than 95% of people here who post c uc k stuff
>>63115910
>literally lives at disneyland
>>63115998
>Rumors
>>63113734
> eric the nerd
This guy must be in trouble with the mafia or something, right?
HE FOUND A WAY!
>>63111956
underrated kek
>>63112006
Not much harder than anyone else. He got himself in debt, and it's his choice to try acting and music and it's a difficult industry. He could just as easily get a normal job like the 300 million other people in the country.
>>63115910
>He is more successful than 95% of people here who post c uc k stuff
But I'm not 600k in debt
>>63116355
But he isn't 600k in debt
he filed for bankruptcy
>>63115576
This. It's said he peaked at Thirteen.
>>63116369
But I'm not bankrupt
Josh
>escaped Nickelodeon's stigma
>still in the business acting and such
>lost weight and makes more than enough to live comfortably
>fucked young Miranda during Drake and Josh's season 3/4 days when he was losing weight and she was growing tits.
Miranda
>had to become Dan Schneiders fuck toy to keep a career
>stuck doing shitty kids shows serving as Dans fetish fuel
>dead career, dead inside
Drake
>well, you know...
How the fuck did he manage to get $600,000 in debt?
>>63116452
You think your acting career is gonna continue after drake and josh and buy a house you can't really afford.
>>63116451
>Fucked young miranda
citation needed
>>63115764
Probably. Even though he's a musician, I think it's safe to say he's sick of the bullshit and sick of all the shit.
>>63116451
The look in her eyes, YOU JUST KNOW
>>63116482
They DP'd her at Drake&Josh last season and that depraved fatass Schneider tapped it.
>>63114145
he roams around Disney World/Land(?) all the time. Miranda's lips were so perfect Drake has literally gone retarded in his quest for another one
poor guy
>>63116451
Josh is a Jew so it figures, with all that slimy jew privilege.
every fucking time
>>63116451
>Miranda
>>had to become Dan Schneiders fuck toy to keep a career
DELETE THIS.
>>63116881
this
>>63116976
why? It's true.
>>63112006
He recovered from the accident quite well, apparently, and should be able to play guitar the same as before.
Drake and Josh reunion when
>>63116451
it's ironic since Josh was the one i liked most.
He got ugly fast. Not that he was ever super handsome
>>63117436JUST
MINUS
It's ironic how Josh is the attractive one now, and Drake looks like he has autism.
He has model aesthetics.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THE FINES!
I have never watched anything Nickelodeon, but this is shit is still pretty entertaining
>>63117835
Yeah, Drake Bell threads are always really funny.
>>63115704
Josh is in the new tv show "Grandfathered"
>>63116451
>serving as Dans fetish fuel
nah...
>>63117570
kek
>>63117570
alpha as phuck
>>63116881
>Miranda's lips were so perfect
literally the worst thing about her
JUST
>>63120960
worst attempt at being contrarian, ever
>>63121212
>young girl having the time of her life on TV
>she always loved this show, and never dreamed she could be in it
>gets called up to the Slime cage
>now she knows she has to prove herself to everyone she knows back home
>she gets in
>a little scared, but trying to act brave
>host locks the door, she hears movement above her head
>lights dim
>it's quiet
>she hears a lot more noise above her
>host comes up the cage
>"Look, honey, sorry, we ran out of slime! But we have an alternative
>hatch opens above the girl's head
>around 20 dudes standing around the top of the cage
>all have their pants off, each has a throbbing erection
>they start jerking off in unison
>girl feels humiliated, unsure of what to do
>suddenly one of the man groans and a clump of stick white fluid hits her straight in the face
>she doesn't know what it is, tastes it a little bit
>salty, but not bad
>more men groan and more "slime" lands on her
>more men show up to take the place of the men who leave
>they remove their pants too and start going to town
>girl knows this is going to take a while, sits down in the cage because she knows her fate is sealed
>>63113725
He was also a main character in icarly, though
>>63121212
icarly was born to be bukkaked
>>63117570
that ugly Jew gene strikes again. gross
>>63117570
He's not really that attractive though. He looks normal. Hollywood and fame can make any schlump look appealing. Just like how most actresses look plain, yet you people want to marry them so you can have a taste of their important life
>>63121979
>>63122062
not bad, senpai
any new ghost USC story btw? I miss it. Wonder wth happened with the USCguy.
>>63115844
That was what he was going for
>>63121212
oh god she needs makeup at all times
>>63122156
>oh god she needs gallons of cum at all times
FTFY
>>63122219
tru
>>63122118
I just do the shops
>>63122045
>he looks normal
lol
>>63117570
he looks better but hes still autstic
dumb shit was filming a vine WHILE driving and crashed his car ahahahahaha
>>63113669
>MEGAN
>>63111774
Am I the only one getting Frankie Muniz vibes off him in that picture?
>>63123572
A bit.
FOUND
>>63111774
>listens to arctic monkeys once
>>63111774
When did he become David Byrne?
>>63116451
>Miranda and those lips
Goddam senpai, hol me before I nut.
>>63112006
>in latest one, timny dies and becomes a fairy
WHAT
How did he get himself into debt?
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR WHAAAAAAAA
>>63126443
He made a deal with Dan "Thick as a coke can" Schneider
>>63111774
Is this photoshopped? My eyes can't tell.
I don't know why /tv/ feels for him, he and every chad deserves to be miserable after high school scene is over.
>>63127136
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THIS FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63126857
It's a shoop. But he did have that hairstyle in other photos.
JUST
>tfw you can't blame megan for your misfotunes anymore
>>63127405
MEGAN
>>63111774
Maybe he was trying to get the Elvis fallen pompadour look, and just failed at it?
>>63127426
>>63127474
DEBTS
>>63111774
tfw they finally make a live action final fantasy flick
It's a Drake Bell thread
>>63128251
>mfw Drake threads always turn to Miranda/Megan threads
poor guy can't even thread
I wish I wasn't $600 000 in debt
>>63128760
i lol'd
>>63113669
>Miranda Cosgrove
Still my celebrity crush.
>>63128760
winner
poor guy's having a midlife crisis in his late twenties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IohS3CfTY
>>63113669
Is any amount of money worth the memories of Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider fondling you?
>>63126224
for you
>>63129313
>>63127508
How the fuck does dan keep getting away with it?!
>>63118206
Meanwhile Drake is living in Disneyland
>>63115576
It's happening to that McGowan chick now.
The bubble is real, in retrospect I'm happy I wasn't in it.
>>63112653
kek
>>63115699
Was it any good?
I do like rockabilly.
>>63117570
He looks on point but he still has the voice. Shit throws you off.
He needs to start drinking a glass of Scotch a day so his voice changes by the time he's 40.
>>63111774
He got the Alex Turner
>>63129812
he has gifted genes, he'll be like stamos and look 35 at 50
>>63113725
He has had so main roles in a couple Nick shows. He was also way older and probably more responsible, not surprised at all.
>>63116451
>Drake and Miranda with the (then) trendy boot cut
>Look retarded now
>Josh with the understated straight leg
>Looks decent 10 years later
Face it, Josh was always in it for the long haul
>>63129377
>no buck teeth
why? and dont say its because drake doesnt have buck teeth, because they still gave him blue eyes.
did they just not feel like doing anything more than recoloring the cosmo model?
>>63112006
Drake is bad timeline Marty mcfly
>>63129377
>george castanza as cosmo
>>63129906
Gabagool? Ova' here
>>63128760
Ok! You're $700,000 in debt!
>>63115576
What does George Best have to do with your post though?
>>63117570
>no cheek bones
>nigger lips
>attached earlobes
>>63130231
They look like those annoying neighbors everybody has met.
>>63112070
I NEVER THOUGHT
>>63111774
he reminds me of David Tennant
>>63131512
I WOULD BE SO
>>63129302
I'm guessing that if drake were in Brendan's position he wouldve killed afton by now
Fuck you guys. Every time I read I FOUND A WAY now my sides travel to a galaxy far far away.
>>63131256
>you'll never live in a neighborhood with people you like
Drake looked like he joined the Misfits
>>63128760
JUST
>I remember working on set during Drake & Josh, by working I was a janitor. It was a shitty job but I did see things that at the time were pretty strange. Everyone including the trashman (me) had to sign a disclosure to not talk to anyone about the series plots or what happened during tapings.
>One day I was cleaning the floor near the back of the main room the chubby kid ran past me in a towel. The girl; Miranda, was running after him with banana in her hand screaming and laughing. Later that day after they finished taping the floor boss told me to do janitor bullshit in secondary dressing room (those had the prop costumes). The door was cracked and something told me to not just barge in. I peeked inside to see Miranda with that same banana
>>63130332
underrated kek
>>63111833
Ha-ha his life is awesome what are you talking about.
>>63129021
>movie about multiple shane diesel dildos
where is this from?
I'd put Miranda Cosgrove's Sparks Fly as one of my favourite music albums, I always go back and listen to it.
On a side note, are those Fairly Odd Parents live-action movies with Drake any good? Even if it's just for "so bad it's good" laughs?
>>63132962
Man of Steel
tunnel drakes rule
>>63130332
GABAGOORU
>>63111774
Streets of Fire remake?
>>63130231
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>63130231
>you are now thinking incest Lazy Town
>>63129387
>Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
>>63132242
Miranda always gives me such conflicting feelings. She has a weird face but its also cute in some ways.
I feel like I would cum a massive load in her cervix but then regret it immediately afterwards.
how does he afford to go to disneyland?
>>63129021
I cant stop laughing at this holy shit
>>63134175
Season pass probably.
in all seriousness, what the hell is he up to? Where does he live? Is his income any better now?
>>63135309
Hopefully he found a way
>>63135309
Last I heard he was still living in the halls below Disneyland.
Goddamn, every time I see the thumbnail, it looks like someone printed off a picture of him and did a shit on it. That hair just doesn't work.
>>63129302
>asking Drake "what did you mean by that?"
Literally /tv/
>>63139923
that webm will never not be funny
>>63138700
>>63139923
>>63140101
HE JUST CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63116451
And Josh did a pretty good job on The Wackness
>>63130231
What the fuck happened to Duckman?
can't believe he became a rapper
>>63140243
>its an episode when Josh calls your dads faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLj-PKV3P8A
>>63111774
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.
>>63140321
BASED JOSH
>>63140378 Kill yourself you stupid, video-game playing, manchild.
>>63140552
are you 40?
>>63113734
>I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Cosgrove wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to Dan's. She has a big mouth.
>You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Justin Bieber is an Earth Rocker.
>>63140321
*wipes forehead
>>63140321
Holy shit that was amazing.
>>63115699I'm a straight dude of probably the same age range as he is.
YOU WANT A BAGEL WITH THAT?
>>63111774
what a classic
B L A C K E D
I am really sorry to hear about it
>>63116452
I mean even if you get a season pass, the price of food at Disneyland is fucking outrageous.
>>63141338
just so everyone knows i ate at a japanese restaurant in LA a few years ago and they were at the table across from me, i stared at them all dinner, miranda cosgrove walked by me to use the potty i wanted to say i was a fan but i was nervous.
>>63141199
2 CHAAAAIIIINZ
WHAT NOW YOU WAGEKEK NORMIES FAGGOTS? LOOK AT THIS EX CHAD USED TO BE SO LOOK RICH AND SOOOOOOO POPULAR. NOW HE GETS KEK BY JUSTIN BIEBER HES IN DEBT AND HE GETS BEAT UP. LOOK AT ME IM NEET AND I'VE NEVER HAD IT THIS BAD I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT DISNEYLAND.
WAGIES AND NORMIES BTFO
>>63129302
When drake tries to be "real" with you and its not intimidating
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE