What was Sheev's end goal?
TO CREATE THE FIRST. GALACTIC. EMMPIIIIIIIIIRE
peace
He was a a senate in a man's body and wanted to an operation to transition to a senate.
In the films: UNLIMITED POWER
In the EU: To fight the Yuuzang Vong
POWWWAAAA
Is it possible to learn dubs?
>>63110621
Wearing even more fancy clothes.
>>63110650
Underrated kek
streaming Return of The Sheev in 5 mins
hitbox.tv/dashboard/Sheev66
>>63110736
>Yuuzang Vong
What?
>>63110621
STANDING
>>63110925
SPINNING
>>63110869
Evil race immune to the force who Sidious sensed were going to invade the galaxy and slaughter trillions, so he set up the galactic empire/army/death star to try and fight them
tl;dr sheev was the good guy all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg
This desu
HOW DOES YOUR EMPEROR LOOK?
>>63110621
to protect the galaxy from an outside invasion
SPINNING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE DARK SIDE
AS THE PROPHECY ONCE SAID
>>63111177
>>63110779
Not from a redditor.
>>63110621
Desolation. Devastation.
>>63111177
>>63111177
god i wish it was me instead of fassbender
>>63111435
to unite all people within our nation
>>63110621
Why do you faggots keep calling him sheev?
His name is Plapatine.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uOU1ofx.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>63110779
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Bateman the Wise?
It's not a story the mods would tell you. It's a Shitposter legend. Darth Bateman was a Dark Lord of the Shit so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...dubs. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from getting singles.
>>63112400
BASED SHEEV
WITNESSED
>>63111137
except the eu is autistic fucking fanfiction and has nothing to do with the movies
@63112366
>being this desperate for a (You)
Nope. Take this @
>>63111177
>we both agreed the jews should be exterminated
>>63112366
Nice order 66
And no, his name is Sheev thanks to Disney canon.
Let me assure you, these dubs are fully operational
>>63112400
He could actually save people from singles?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0dFGceH.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63112400
>>63112415
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many post numbers some consider to be unnatural
>>63112400
Is it possible to learn this?
>>63112400
It's doubles, then.
>>63112456
I HAVE THE POWER TO GET THE DUBS YOU LOVE
>>63112444
>>63110621
To be space hitler. Just look at the empire, they literally use Nazi inspired outfits and guns. Plus, the empires passion to control and take over the Galaxy. That's why /tv/ and /pol/ like the empire so much.
Check
Em
>>63112444
Yes, in fact the only thing he was afraid of was becoming a square, which eventually of course he did. Ironic isn't it, he used be a renegade and fool around, but couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7xUHPpC.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63112522
DOUBLES! UNLIMITED DOUBLES!
>>63112522
Anakin! I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jedi are checking over!
Execute it
Execute it
![jar-jar-senate[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ESKwKf0.jpg "jar-jar-senate[1].jpg")
Meesa propose, that the senate, give immediately emergency dubs, to the supreme chancellor.
DUBS?
check it
>>63112609
OH MOI MOI CHECK MEESA DUBS
Universal healthcare and common sense gun laws
YOU WILL NOT TAKE DUBS AWAY FROM ME
>>63112633
fuck off padme
>>63112327
I wish I in there with both of them 2bh
I hate singles, they're coarse and dry and they get everywhere.
Execute Order 66
>>63112626
ANAKIN THE DOUBLES ARE EVIL!
>Master Pocketta. I take it the shitposters have been banned, then? I must say you're here earlier than expected.
>>63112666
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOUR SATAN TRIPS ARE EVIL
>>63112633
So it's treason, then?
>>63112666
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THESE TRIPS ARE EVIL!
>>63112679
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, checkem chancellor.
>>63112679
>Are you threatening me Master Janny?
>>63112722
the senate will decide your numbers
>>63112722
The admin will decide your fate
>>63112665
This desu
Sheev always wanted to be a Jedi when he was young but the academy wouldn't accept him. So he trained tirelessly to become a great Jedi warrior but the academy and order still refused him
So he vowed to usurp and destroy the Jedi by any means necessary.
Plagueis saw the determination in him and took him under his wing
It's dubs, then.
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH
>>63111177
Execute Order 69
>>63112400
Okay. That was pretty good.
Execute order 88
Please don't!
HE IS THE DUBS
>>63110621
Once more thedubsshall rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.
>>63112530
What the fuck
>>63110621
to destroy the galaxies langua franca.
Sans langua franca the galaxy will be torn asunder!
>>63112520
>they literally use nazi inspired outfits
you absolute retard
>>63114401
lingua franca, moron.
>>63111137
Does that mean the galaxy is doomed now that the empire is dead?
>>63110621
His ultimate goal was to have his own private buck to give him that sith BBC. That's why he makes a gimp costume for vader and hires a black man to do his voice modulator. Do you think they did transplants for the penis in Star Wars? Also do you think Lando had a BBC? An average one or a gigantic one?
>>63112536
>>63110621
Punished "Sheev" Palpatine
Its over anakin, i have the dubs now
>>63112400
>>63112444
>>63112522
>>63112633
>>63112666
"Hey Anakin. It's me, Liam Neeson. I learned how to force ghost after I died, which is actually the secret to immortality. Did Sheev ever actually teach you that like he promised? Nevermind, anyway, you have a son, so be nice to him cause it turns out he's the chosen one. See ya Ani."
>>63115555
Goddamn slow saturday mornings
SUCH A LUST FOR TREASON
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63112400
Is it possible to learn this power?
>>63115612
Not for you
How long until select all tiles with Sheev is a thing?
>>63110621
Burning with Revenge
In the Outer Rim...
He didn't really have an "end goal".
He just wanted to rule the galaxy and live forever.
>>63110621
to become the senate and not just a senator
>>63111177
>and we both agreed that the Jews should be exterminated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoZfUr2LW9o
>>63112420
Noice.
>>63115555
What's going on here
>>63120324
>>63110736
well to bad that EU is not canon anymore
>>63112400
