>"You're going to like my character so much that after seeing the movie you're going to want to go out and buy my action figure. Guaranteed."
Is he right?
the only action figure for star wars I'll ever buy is a Boba Fett
It doesn't matter how good he is, if he doesn't have a T on his face then fuck him.
>>63108314
I gauruntee you he diddnt say that
W I D E
He's wrong on the part that I'm going to see the movie.
BIG
BLACK
HIPS
Only if his toys show off his klinefelter syndrome
>>63108468
ooooh bby
CHILDBEARING
>>63108468
Why the fuck is he shaped like this? Is this shopped?
JUST
I kinda enjoy the fact that his hips are so wide.
This new form of shitposting is a welcome change from months of polbait that got old pretty quickly.
How many millions were spent on camera tricking and CGing out his 47-chromosome hips?
>>63108468
I feel badly for how far this guy fell in status from this one picture. Literally a year of fear mongering from /pol/ could not save him from complete emasculation just because of his wide hips.
>>63108314
CHILD
>>63108545
>>63108562
>DUDE ITS /pol/! NOT OUR OWN USER BASE
ps though
I use "our" very loosely as most of you Star babbies aren't actually from here.
>>63108582
BEARING
>>63108468
shooped ?
No way he look like this.
>>63108530
Nope.
It's part of an SNL skit, but he actually looks like that.
>>63108600
U tell me sarge
lmao I never saw pictures of his whole body
Dat fucking klinefelter body and stance
>>63108597
HIPS
>>63108624
>Those long arms and huge hips
Top fucking kek
>>63108624
is he bowlegged or something, that does not look right
>>63108618
fuck
>>63108600
>>63108530
2:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_pjMr7-n0
>>63108682
thank you
>>63108682
how fucking wide can a man be?
that shit isn't normal senpai
>>63108624
He reminds me of that pic of John Lennon doing the silly walk.
That goes for most non-Sith action figures. Still funny that his figure sold like shit.
>>63108823
Someone please make this
>>63108600
>>63108682
I have never watched SNL before. Is every sketch this unfunny and cringey?
>>63108314
>implying I didn't already buy the action figure
>>63108868
Chub trooper
>>63108314
How big do you think Boyegas BBC is? And does hips have a correlation with girth?
>>63108872
Yes.
>>63108894
Kleinfelter's means small genitalia and small testicles, so I would think he puts a sock down there.
>>63108868
C H I L D. B E A R I N G
H
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>>63108872
Yes.
>>63108741
It's just an extra chromosome, everything will be alright.
>>63108682
Ohh, its this skit...AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYBDHCmlXco
I really kinda want to go back in time and make Jon Hamm Han Solo
>>63108823
>>63108860
>>63108951
absolute madman
>>63108953
Please, no roast beef.
>>63108951
>I told Lennon to do a funny walk for the picture, and he did.
>What an absolute madman
>>63108953
That's really cute. I'm not even a Dadariofag.
>>63108953
>I'll never be a giant islander bodyguard for a qt actress/vip.
>>63108624
wow, he looks like a monkey, who would've guessed
>>63108953
me on the left tbqh (to be quite honest)
>>63108314
Why is John Boyega shilling this movie harder than all his fellow cast members combined? You don't see Oscar Issac pointing to his toy with a demonic expression like Boyega and Ridley.
>>63108314
>you're going to want to go out and buy the most boring-looking action figure
>>63108953
i wanna cuddle that bodyguard
>>63109051
cuz of the "controversy" of supposed leaks where once again is to promote interracial pairing, also because is black and hollywood loves to use them
>>63108314
>I'll give you autism
This african-american is one scary fellow.
>>63109090
hard to take the whole black bull fucking whitey's girl if he has klinefelter's syndrome
>>63109051
because of people like /tv/
you guys are easy
>>63109051
It's just noticed here far more because you guys have an obsession with black men.
>>63109138
well if having a chimp face doesn't stop him, what makes you think his klinefelter will?
People won't see his syndrome, they just gonna see him becuase he is black and say "so progressive"
>>63108592
/pol/ has infested everywhere in the site after the kek fiasco so yeah, it really is /pol/
>>63108314
I'd buy old man Han, girl hero, new darth Vader guy and old fat princess laia before him
>>63109179
>is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosome in males. The primary feature is sterility.
there is more info where that came from but basically is awoman in a man's body
>>63109179
>black dudes are suppossed to be manly and liberal media makes sells them to young white girls as such
>boyega has klinefelter and therefore has low testosterone and small genitals as well as a non athletic frame
>suddenly rooting for him becauses he's now an actual underdog
is this a new form of jewish tricking?
>>63109222
>woman in a man's body
When will he be receiving his award for bravery?
>>63109228
Thanks for showing some sympathy senpai.
>>63109228
>black dudes are suppossed to be manly
when a black man is manly, is sexy
when a white man is manly, is toxic
srsly, how come feminism/sjw haven't seen this irony?
>>63109279
liberals are the most inconsistent people in history
>>63109332
Republicans freed the slaves and blue hate blacks
>>63109279
Black were emasculated by evil whiteys, faŠ¼, so even violence and rape is not their fault, they dindu nuffin.
I don't give a flying fuck about him I want to see Oscar Isaac
>jews are tricking people into believing the white race is safe once again because boyongo is shaped like a woman
>the breeding scene will hit even harder
>>63109418
>>63109279
is grimes a trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY
>>63109507
shit, is suppose to be grimes? i couldn't tell.
maybe the mustache was distracting
>>63109566
yes it is dude hahahaa seriously tho...? hahaha
